The SEC football coaches took a vote. They told us Gene Chizik presides over a program under a cloud of suspicion. He was not SEC coach of the year. Big shock. People don’t like to reward ethical lapses. And playing Cam Newton was a serious ethical lapse. Everyone knows it was wrong. (Except a few Auburn fans and apparently people at the Birmingham News.)

The SEC athletics directors took a vote. They told us Cam Newton and his father Cecil Newton were pieces of crap. Stealing laptops, academic misconduct at Florida for Cam and shopping your son for a big payday in a pay-for-play scheme just plain sucks. The athletics directors told us Cam Newton was not the SEC male athlete of the year. Big shock. People don’t like pieces of crap.

These voting consistencies should be an inspiration for football fans. The SEC is sick and tired of the face of college football being the face of corruption.

What SEC fans should be sick of are the Birmingham News and its continued hypocrisy. Any Alabama fan that spends a dime on the News is contributing to Auburn and its athletic department. Period. Today’s column in the newspaper by Kevin Scarbinsky is the perfect example of everything wrong with the press in this state. (See above link.)

You have to hand it to a newspaper that is so committed to propping up the reputation of one of the most despicable names ever to be involved in college football. You cannot separate Newton’s legacy of academic misconduct at Florida, laptop thievery and his father’s pay-for-play scheme. These are as much a piece of Cam Newton and Auburn as the gambling problem defines Pete Rose.

No amount of Scarbinsky’s wishing will ever change who or what Cam Newton is—or what he is perceived to be. No amount of wishing will ever change the perception that Auburn was involved in substantial irregularities by playing Cam Newton.

The scandal exposed Auburn and its morality for the world to see. (Would Jesus really play Cam Newton? We should all read Gene Chizik’s book and see!)

Maybe that is what Scarbinsky and the Birmingham News don’t like. So, in Pravda-like fashion the newspaper tries to spin history in a new way.

Good luck with that. I’m sure with all this hard work that everyone will celebrate Cam Newton Day. Soon.

40 thoughts on “PRAVDA: Everyone should love Cam Newton!”

  1. “These voting consistencies should be an inspiration for football fans. The SEC is sick and tired of the face of college football being the face of corruption.”

    So I guess when the SEC hand out awards to schools,like UA, who actually violate NCAA rules but aren’t under a media cloud,that’s okay?

    “You have to hand it to a newspaper that is so committed to propping up the reputation of one of the most despicable names ever to be involved in college football.”

    You can run around blowing nasty smoke and labeling this kid as you possible can but what Alabama did in 2001 should have been considered the most dispicable thing any school every did. Even worst is your desire to recreate the exact same story with Cam and his father via the media. Complete with false Fed investigations, just like back in 2001. Judging by your blog,I clear you don’t know what dispicable really means or you would be trying to using on Cam when you know where the label rightfully belongs. Guess it does pay to have people in the right areas of the sports media to lie and help you humiliate your arch rival school, Right UA loyalist? Continue feeding the general public the BS and don’t stop putting up those smoke screens to cover up what’s really going on.

    The SEC doing what they did to Auburn isn’t new. They have never been above showing their loyality to UA.

  2. The story of Cam at Auburn isn’t over yet. He will be the college football version of the seven-year itch for Auburn.

  3. Attention: We are changing our name to “The Auburn Report”. We decided it needed to be done after we realized that over 50% of our articles are about Auburn and not Alabama.

    Fear not though, our obsession with Auburn will not be affected by our name change. We will continue to show our extreme jealousy and obsession with the National Champs through our non stop baseless accusations against them.

    We are more determined than ever to use our non existant journalism skills to uncover false information and lies to use as the foundation for our erronious articles!

    Thank you

    -The Auburn Report Staff
    (Formerly known as the Capstone Report.)

  4. Fake federal investigation?

    I think Cecil Newton confirmed it. Maybe you should yell at Cecil.

  5. As I read the article it occurred to me that you are dilusional. In a world where it is a federal offense to infringe on a students rights and illegal release info on grades or any other personal information, you keep trying to slander a student athlete. In the last year, we have seen every news outlet attempt to prove what you alledge and not one of them has been able to. Yes, the NCAA moves slowly, but since this story first broke we have seen Oregon and OSU go on the chopping block and actual evidence found and reported. This tells me that if the evidence was there, we would already know about it. As for a group of hiprocritical AD’s, they got there buts kicked on the field and are showing their true chacacter by taking their ball and going home like some 6 year old spoiled brat. I realize that Cam Newton’s biggest crime was sealing his Hiesman by dealing the worst loss in Iron Bowl History to Bama and then going on to win the BCS National Championship that was supposed to be Bama’s repeat. Cam is hated by all Bama Fans for that and that alone, had he not been so good and had AU went 9 and 3 your article would have never been written. Move along and worry about the upcoming year. No matter what you write on here, Cam won the Heisman, he kicked Bama’s But and Auburn won the National Championship. No amount of hatred constantly rehashed on this website can change it. Stop acting like a 2 year old.

    1. Tim,

      You are an utter moron. The fact that Cam was getting run out of Gainesville doesn’t have to be “proven”, It was common knowledge within the student body and was old news by the time he left. The fact that he was an academic cheat can’t be “covered up” at an institution that actually makes its student atheletes attend real classes (unlike your school). Do you think the kid whose paper Cam stole doesn’t have eyes, ears, and vocal chords? Think the kid whose laptop he stole is just going to shut up?

      Gainesville ain’t Lee County.

  6. See this is why so many people are so dismissive of Auburn fans. Truth does not equal hate.

  8. Cam stole a laptop. Cam violated academic honesty. Cam’s dad shopped him in a pay-for-play scheme.

    Those are things that have been established.

    I know the truth hurts. Too bad it makes Auburn look like it has no morality. Was winning worth the price of principles?

    What would Jesus say?

  9. I’M ALLIN baby! I call Barner Fife’s Updyke and raise him Stump Thrower, Bobby Lowder, Pat Dye,Curtis Anderson, Mike Green, Jeff Lee,Milton McGregor,Phillip Marshall and Kevin Scardbutt. Harvey only sabotaged 2 worthless tress. All of these scumbags are in the business of sabotaging peoples lives.Barner Fife shows his hand, 2-7 offsuit. Bama is holding pocket Aces.

    FREE HARVEY! FREE HARVEY! FREE HARVEY!

  10. And Cam is likely guilty for taking money to play at Auburn. Or his dad is. Either way, that won’t stop the booger eaters from admitting the truth. ‘We won the trophy!’ is all you will ever hear from them. Even after Ass-Whoopin Day this year, they will still be dreaming about Cam, and that once-in-a-lifetime fluke season, claiming Bama fans are just jealous. We have been down that road and won those trophies many times. Auburn winning it once makes you guys feel like you have finally surpassed Bama. You guys will always be Bamas little sister.

  12. RC, that’s like a Bozo State fan calling their win over Chokelahoma the greatest game in history.Bama has had worse Iron Bowl losses. Must be the color orange that makes them retarded.

  13. Attention: We are changing our name to “The Auburn Report”. We decided it needed to be done after we realized that over 50% of our articles are about Auburn and not Alabama.

    Fear not though, our obsession with Auburn will not be affected by our name change. We will continue to show our extreme jealousy and obsession with the National Champs through our non stop baseless accusations against them.

    We are more determined than ever to use our non existant journalism skills to uncover false information and lies to use as the foundation for our erronious articles!

    Thank you

    -The Auburn Report Staff
    (Formerly known as the Capstone Report.)

  14. The Auburn bashing is just so much fun this off-season. I mean, you are the champs, right? No one is putting much thought into you being legitimate, or something to fear at all. All across the nation, Auburn has become one of the faces of blatant cheaters in college football, along with Oregon and Ohio State. That championship season was won with a questionable player, and this off-season has been filled with even more Auburn scandals. You guys are supposed to be celebrating, but there has been more talk about your cheating than winning. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving fanbase. Even when you win you still lose.

  15. Good …..Everyone should get a trophy for just showing up. Every kid on every losing Little League does nowadays anyway.

    Cam won almost everything else ..it’s good to see that someone wanted to spread the trophies around.

  16. Congratulations on landing a one-year player who lead you to the promised land under scrutiny. That is a thief and committed academic fraud to boot. I wouldn’t expect anything different coming from Auburn, considering Auburns history.

  17. If he was pimped to Auburn (my source says a possibility), he doesn’t deserve anything. Be objective and stand for truth

  18. Sandra has crotch rot. We should change the name to “The Surrogate Barnturd Site”. Die Barnturds, Die! RTR!

  21. BammerTard. I coined Barntard at least a year ago. At least show some originality.

  23. There will be more than one major infraction, so they will take the lead this year when it is all said and done.

  25. RC ….We’re waiting for August 31st.

    You remember that date? That’s the date that you guaranteed Auburn would receive the LOI’s by.

    This is info that you shared fro your “source” …you know …the same source that you could quote the date by which Auburn would get an LOI, but that you claimed you wouldn’t name what the infractions would be because you would violate his trust.

    I don’t believe you. Someone would have to be an idiot to believe your logic for not releasing this “info” that you “know”.

    Tell us the infractions now if you know them …not drop stoopid hints everytime some internet blogger speculates about Auburn just to get internet hits.

  26. Hoopie,

    my source cannot EXACTLY guarantee August 22-31, but that is a preliminary target date. LOTS can happen between now and then depending on what is uncovered.

    If you or the rest of the cult members don’t believe me, why do you keep replying?

  27. Hey Sandra:

    Are you freaking kidding me??? It is a PROVEN fact that Cam Newton stole a laptop from a dorm room, threw it out the window and text his buddy to come get it and hide it, lied to the police until he was stupid enough to not turn off his cell which the police had taken and his buddy text him back and told him where he hid the laptop. Was caught not once, not twice but three times cheating at UF and that’s why he left, had 13 traffic tickets in 14 months which says he thinks he’s above the law. He DID NOT GO TO AUBURN FOR FREE. Talking about blowing smoke??? A sportswriter for the NFL called him a narcissist. He knew his Daddy was “selling” him to the highest bidder. That is WHY everyone in college football; besides you Auburn fans, DOES NOT LIKE HIM. Take your head out of the sand, quit drinking the Cam Cam Juice and get off our website if you don’t like what you read here.

  28. EXACTLY MY POINT. Get off the website if you don’t like what you’re reading, and don’t blow smoke up our ass with this “we’re on here to defend Auburn” crap. Be objective and take the orange and blue shades off!!

  30. With most of their breath riddled with bourbon and redman, I hope they hold it forever.

  31. Hey Bamagirl10, Aubies don’t want the truth. If Casey Anthony would give them the best chance at beating Bama, they’d promote her to OC.

    Auburn fans have no integrity, no class and no scruples. They just wanna win at any cost, regardless of legalities.

    In their logic OJ was innocent because he wasn’t convicted.

    Another reason it’s great to be from Alabama.

  32. Hey I vote to make a ‘Cam Newton Holiday’ and everybody can get together at Toomers Corner and ,maybe, just maybe ol Cam will ‘heal those sick and ailing crab apple trees,! then all will be right with the world…… RTR

  33. If someone is willing to bribe state legislators…what about newspapers? NCAA officials? With this Auburn bunch- McGregor, Lowder & Co. -I’d be willing to believe almost anything.

    1. I’d rather have this kid on my team than a bunch of kids that rob drug dealers at gunpoint.

  35. That comeback in your house still stings dont it? Gmac and family dancing and flipping birds. Classy. Hate on Cam all you want. He never lost to you.

  36. BTW…..Bama should donate the gymnastics teachers ears to the Smithsonian. Skin disks from the big hoop earrings. Chinese say ” Big ears, long life”. If thats the case, she will live to be 250

  37. I would take anyone on Bamas team over the measly pickings that Auburn will produce this season. There hasn’t ever been a team fresh off of a championship that has lost so much. Man, that first loss is going to sting you guys. Good luck with your trick plays and on-side kicks this season. You will need them if you make it to 7-5.

  38. Looks to me like he’s fixing to tap some finer azz than you’ll ever sniff in your whole life azzhole. Let me hear you repeat that after the Iron Bowl assuming that Simms doesn’t beat him out. RTR!

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