Breaking: AU fans hate Petrino and Saban

Auburn fans hate Bobby Petrino and Nick Saban! Shocking, I know! But according to Track ‘Em Tigers, Petrino and Saban top their list of most hated coaches. Here’s what they have to say:

1. Bobby Petrino (Arkansas) – Is there a bigger scumbag in any level of coaching than the weasel from Montana? Not only did he quit on his former team, but he treated grown men like children. And let’s not forget what he did to Tommy Tuberville. The guy has no integrity or loyalty.

Not to be persnickety, but Petrino didn’t do anything. It was Auburn men stabbing your football coach in the back. Remember who boarded the plane, it wasn’t Petrino, but AU reps. Petrino may be scum, but the greater scum in the Jetgate saga resided in our state, and were wearing orange and blue.

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2. Nick Saban (Alabama) – If you could buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what Alabama fans think he’s worth, we could all retire to Aruba.

Whatever. Saban remains highly regarded as a football coach. Time will tell if he is worth the investment or not. However, as long as Auburn fans say he isn’t, that must mean he is doing something right.

Skipping a few spots…

10. Mark Richt (Georgia) – It was just a matter of time before his alma mater (Miami) seeped back into his personality. The new Richt showed his true colors against Florida last year. Now he’s following his mentor, Bowden, by recruiting criminals to Athens.

Getting tired of that ass-whopping every year compliments of UGA? Nerves must be getting raw on the Plains. Of course, the real question is when will Richt start holding up fingers to show his dominance of the Tigers. He’ll increase to three straight in 2008.

You can read the rest of this innovative list here.