Now that the nation’s most despicable human being, Harvey Almorn Updyke, Jr., is safely locked away behind bars, it is fair to ask the question:

Could this man get a fair trial in Alabama?

As I write this, I am but a few moments from heading to bed where I will rest peacefully knowing that this monster…this, this savage criminal is off the streets. No doubt the pine trees in my front yard will slumber peacefully as well.

If you listen to the media in this state you would get the notion that Harvey Almorn Updyke, Jr., or “Al from Dadeville” as he’s affectionately known, is just a few rungs on the ladder below Osama Bin Laden.

However, if you want to see a real monster, read the story of Jorge Barahona in West Palm Beach, FL who killed one of his adopted children through toxic chemicals while attempting to do the same to two others.

Ironically both men became famous for all the wrong reasons on the same day. In Barahona’s case, such a man deserves whatever miserable, horrific measure of punishment the state can pour upon him. But in this state, sadly, many would wish the same upon Mr. Updyke.

If ole Al is tried in Alabama, any takers on how long that sentence will be? Criminal mischief (his charge) carries a sentence of up to ten years in prison. My guess is Juron van der Sloot would have a better shot at walking.

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110 thoughts on “Could Updyke get a fair trial in Alabama?”

  2. I’m laughing my ass off at barntards and the media in this state trying to turn a criminal mischief charge into an act of terrorism.On Montgomery’s WSFA 10 o’clock report last night they devoted 10 minutes to the story.Yet not a word on McGregor and his cronies so scared they’ve filed a motion to suppress the evidence on the FBI’s wiretaps.They must be really scared.

  3. Bammerbino,

    If you had an ounce of intelligence, you would trealize this is much more than poisoning a couple of trees.

    The stuff this MORON used in his attempt to kill these trees doesn’t just sit on the trees, it spreads into the soil and, eventually, into the ground water, which drains into areas where drinking water is obtained, which end up inside of people, including children. What happens if this causes problems with children in the future? Have you taken one moment to think about the possibility that a child, maybe yours or someone you know, could ingest this stuff?

    Take a moment to think before you make a grade A JACKASS OUT OF YOURSELF!

  4. Cry me a river. Pardon me while I wipe my tears.

    If you kick a poisonous snake, he bites you, you die. Is that fair punishment? Probably not but what kind of idiot kicks a poisonous snake, and isn’t that his own damn fault?

    Your pathetic defense of this crime as “not that bad” would be laughable if your tireless obsession with Auburn wasn’t already getting so old. Isn’t there a school in Tuscaloosa you supposedly care about? Oh, perhaps you haven’t been told that there is a “school” there, you realize that is what the “university” in the name means. People learn things, it’s great.

  5. Indy, you’re the one without an ounce of intelligence. They have already said this stuff will not cause ground water contamination. They use it all the time in construction and road projects on a much bigger area than what is around a tree.

    Damn, you are an idiot. The dude poisoned a fricking tree with a herbicide you can probably go get at Ace Hardware. How much crap do you think is already in water runoff. Think!, you moron!!

    It is a tree! He killed a tree!!! Not a person, but a tree !!!

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  8. “It is a tree! He killed a tree!!! Not a person, but a tree !!!”

    That statement just proves to everyone what a disgusting person you are and that Bammer (with a few exceptions) has the most classless fans in college football!

  9. I think 13 is ok with it. That is fine, just dont complain if some Bama stuff is vandalized as well. Hey speaking of the kid killer, I hope they scald him in boiling water and then peel off his skin with a dull spoon.

  10. 13andcounting,

    Did you happen to notice the amount? Construction projects require this stuff be used in a watered-down form. This cohort of yours used it full strength.

    Now who has the intelligence. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU MAKE AN @SS OF YOURSELF!

  11. Al from Dadeville is a transplant and doesn’t know how the rivalry game is played so that is why he should be locked up.He became over zealous as well as being crazy and did a dispicable thing, but the real sin is he doesn’t know how this rivalry is played with fans and friends and neither does the rest of the country, to bad for them because its fun until a fool goes off! AL GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!

  12. Idiot and Idiot…

    Both posts just prove how much you should be removed from the gene pool (if you even know what that means)

    Terrorist Tusc (good screen name, moron) and Indy (your post speak for themselves), are just further proof of what we Bama fans have to tolerate.

    I think both of you ate lead paint, and your mama’s were drunk the whole time you were in womb. I amazed about how stupid you are. On my worst day, and your best day, you still wouldn’t be able to come close to my intellectual standards.

    Read a book.

  13. Also, Indy the FACTS is that it DID NOT CONTAMINATE ANY GROUNDWATER !!!!!!!!!

    Please tell me you are an adult. If not, I just wasted time typing to a 6 year old.

  14. 13andcounting,

    ..so that means it was OK with you for this Bammer Moron to poison these trees and affect the soil in the area for years to come??

    Please tell me you are an adult, because you sure don’t think like one!

  15. But you can kill the trees, and the NCAA is at work to kill Auburns spirit. This tree thing is getting a little ridiculous. But I guess it is the only thing you guys can rally around to deflect the reality of multiple NCAA investigations, Rocker leaving before the hammer falls, a Real Sports expose on Cam, and a possibility of losing everything from last season. Not to mention being shorthanded on the field for next season. But y’all are more worried about saving trees that ya’ll like to put toilet paper in. Now the whole nation gets to see some insight one of the stupidest ‘traditions’ in all of college football. It would be easy to find sympathy with the decent Auburn fans, but there are none that come here. I have heard all of the stupid Auburn fans here take shots at : 334, 47, Mandyke, BamaHate(Nicket), recent convert Indy Vol, all of you guys have said things in bad taste and cringe at Bear Bryant. Laugh at the Auburn people taking a crap on his grave and such. The hate has been coming from Auburn for a long time. I am surprised someone didn’t take a chainsaw to them trees a long time ago.

  18. Yeah, Bleacher Report! The same moment I joined the site they went Ga Ga over my desire to write for them. Bwaa Haww Haww! Great reference a$$hole! Vol, you retarded titturd. You don’t have to be a contractor to use that herbacide, and nobody is around to make daddy water it down when he decides to kill 40 acres to clear his land. Stupid motherphucker, come up with something else to deflect the impending $hitstorms away from UThug and the Barnturds! Oh, and I just now left Tuscaloosa. This morning everybody I saw who was buying Newspapers and who I talked too, were laughing their a$$e$ off about the damn tree. To answer your question ITK, he could get a fair trial in Tuscaloosa! ROTFLMFAO! RTR!

  19. This entire thing is completely ludacris. The fact that this is getting so much media attention cracks me up. The fact that ole crazy Al’s kids and grandkids are getting DEATH threats by Auburn fans over a tree is ridiculous. Over 4 million trees are logged every year in the world and stupid ass people are threatening to KILL CHILDREN over this one??

  20. And by the way Vile, since you’ve apparently adopted the Barnturds as your surrogate team, maybe you can get together with 334 and 47 and Ewok and Mandyke and all of you could rush the Alabama campus and try to vandalize something. I heard they put a sniper in Denny Chimes this morning to guard against this! ROTFLMFAO! RTR!

  21. Vol, you know Bama’s traditions. Beating UTs ass on a regular basis is just one of ’em. Oh, and winning more NCs and SEC championships than any other SEC team. What exactly is UT known for besides playing rocky top over and over?

    Auburn police knew about the soil being poisoned a month ago, knew who did it, but released the information before they arrested him. Why? To shake off the new NCAA investigation. Weird how they released that information the same day reports of the NCAA going to LA to investigate Auburns recruiting practices, by Trooper Taylor and his street agents.

  22. Yeah, I’m sure that a prestigious promotion and a huge pay raise had nothing to do with Rocker leaving. Yawn. This article has nothing to do with this mythical “hammer” that’s soon to be coming down on Auburn. I can’t wait for that to happen. Will you still be predicting said hammer ten years from now, when it still hasn’t fallen? I sure hope so, because then it will be ten times as pathetic.

    This idiot tree poisoner was just the embodiment of the anger so many bama fans feel, at being bested by “little brother” in recruiting battles, tradition, and most importantly, on the field. The only bama tradition I can really think of is living in the past, which I guess is why it pissed off big gay al when someone taped a jersey to daddy bear’s statue. Well, I’m selling bama short. There’s also oversigning players, “medical” greyshirts, and institutionalized racism.

    In all seriousness this is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of the kind of horrible offenses that are going to be committed by bama fans. Why? because they just can’t stand it. This isn’t 1970 anymore. Bama can’t win 2 titles in the same decade much less build the kind of dynasty that the rank and file pretty much think is just ’round the corner (and have since the bahr dahd).

    When little ol’ Auburn gets the best of them, despite bammer having obviously the best mercenary coach in the history of the planet since the bear himself… well folks these people have way to much emotionally invested in this mystical atlantis, this twisted utopian vision of the world in which bama sits upon its throne, with Auburn in its rightful place at its feet… well they’re just gonna snap when they see the opposite start to happen (currently).

    Case in point: Harvey “kicked a rattlesnake and now some idiot bammer is going to cry about how he might get bit and die as a result” Updike

  23. Oh and bamab!tch, seriously can you post a link to this “kids getting death threats from Auburn fans” claim? I doubt it much. They’re probably the ones sending death threats – to their dad for having named them “Bear Bryant Updike” (boy) and “Crimson Tide Updike” (girl).

  24. I’m confused by “being bested by “little brother” in recruiting battles, tradition, and most importantly, on the field.”

    Which recruiting battle are you talking about?

    What tradition are you talking about? I mean, we can go roll a tree with butt paper if we wanted to, but our infatuation with our tradition of winning championships prevents that.

    You won on the field this year….congratulations.

  27. I will respond to that question. Auburn won some, and bama won some (recruiting battles). But a couple of Alabama “locks” would have actually ended up at Auburn if their parents hadn’t changed their minds for them, and as much as Bama fans pretend like they didn’t want them, Reese Dismukes and Enrique Florence were 2 examples of big wants for the crimpson tahd that they didn’t get. Auburn and Alabama both recruited well this year and each won their fair share of these “battles” but only an uninformed individual would think that the recruiting situation isn’t making ol sabear a little uncomfortable all of a sudden lately.

  28. Yeah, I found a few references to death threats in the news after reading that. I don’t read Al.com, there isn’t a paper worth a $hit in alabama. I think that’s shameful and I hope it stops. I don’t harbor any ill will to anyone in his family (even him)…

    I’m just not surprised (or upset) that the price that HE will pay might be high. His kids bear no share in his crime however

  29. Another phucking piece of Barn$hit just joined the conversation. Welcome to the forum of incestual retarded Barnturds, Marshall. You fit right in with the rest of your fantasizing butt phuckers. Ask us if we give a $hit what you think. Hell, even you ba$tards super hero, Charles Barkley admitted that Awbie has a serious inferiority complex. He’s right, and it will never get any better. You can live in your fantasy world, we don’t give a $hit. Come back on here next January and lets here you repeat the dumba$$ $hit about Barnie winning this and that and Bama not winning two of anything in the same decade after you $hitheads go 4-8 and we win another Naional Championship! Oh and by the way cumbreath, two in 17 years beats the $hit out of two* in 57 years! RTR!

  30. You can’t argue with Auburn logic, because its illogical. It is the merry-go-around of stupidity.

    Man, Bryant really did a number on the Auburn psyche. In their heads, he is still kicking their ass. That is why they don’t like to talk about anything that happened before 1982 and is why they are so….weird (trying to erase and change history and discredit known facts)

  32. Thanks for your input Jim! Are you disagreeing that the NCAA has MULTIPLE investigations going on with Auburns recruiting? Not sure what is going to come out of it, but if it keeps spreading bigger, and Auburn and Troopa Taylor keep becoming the common denominator, it can’t be good. You keep looking the other way, and worry about those stupid trees you are so proud of.

  33. Im about sick and tired of the bama fans complaining about how Auburn Fans only want to go back 30 years when comparing the two teams. So I did some digging, And have noticed a 118 year trend. Here are some interesting “Did You Knows”

    Pre Bear Bryant bama only had 1 coach who had a winning record against Auburn. Pollard from 1906-1909 went 1-0-1.

    Post Bear Bryant bama has only 1 Coach with a winning record against Auburn. Stallings 90 – 96 went 5 – 2.

    Of the 17 bama coaches that had the chance to Coach against Auburn only 3 of them have winning records. Pollard, Bryant, Stallings.

    Only One bama coach has EVER went out a winner against Auburn. Stallings won his final Iron Bowl.Not even the Great Bear could say that.

    Of the 17 Coaches that had the chance to coach against Auburn 6 of them never beat Auburn.

    So I guess what My main question is how can any Alabama Fan say they dominated this series. From 58 – 82 when Bear was at bama, And 90-96 with Stallings was the only time you might be able to say bama was in control. Thats only 30 years out of the 118 year rivalry. Please feel free to spin , manipulate, twist this numbers all You want, But fact is fact.

  35. Ha ha ha you people obviously care what I (and my other barner friends) think because none of these comments have anything to do with the original post. I’m sorry you’ve taken such a thin skinned approach to things and are resorting to childish language and spewing of hatred….

    The bottom line is that the league is more fair than it ever was. Bama simply can’t work the system the way they used to and build infinitely superior teams to everyone else. They will be good as long as they keep spending money but so will Auburn, LSU, Florida, and anyone else in the SEC who makes a serious commitment to success. Top talent high school kids are looking for their best shot at playing in the NFL (and for the best kids, going as a high draft pick) and the truth is the history (more than 30 years ago) doesn’t really matter to these kids.

    So what does this mean to us? I’m poking fun and stirring the pot, and I only half believe the trash I’ve been talking, but any non-homer idiot can realize that Auburn is able to compete with anyone, yes including bammma, and as long as Aubie is willing to spend money on coaches who will work hard, recruit, and develop talent, then they will win games. Seriously, this is a very difficult point to dispute, it’s really not a matter of opinion.

    I can’t say for certain that Auburn hasn’t been cheating (I’m just an alumnus who follows these events on my couch, like you) . I can say that I don’t believe that they have been cheating. And I’ve looked pretty hard at the facts. But, you can believe what you want to, and if it helps you sleep at night to think that the only reason Auburn wins is by cheating, then you can take that blue pill until it kills you, its your world, paint it whatever color you like.

    I for one hope that Bama is always good, and that Auburn is always better. But, the good years come and go, and I hope that in the meantime not too many bama fans feel compelled to steal potential memories from my children (because that’s the real crime committed by Mr. Updike), but if they do, hey, they’re just trees.

    Seriously guys, arguing over who is better, who has been better… getting old. This much I think is true: Auburn is doing very well at pretty much everything football right now, and so is Bama. This is really a good thing… for both schools…

  36. Crimsonite, 13, and several other posters on here just prove my point over and over, Bammer has the most classless fans in college athletics!

    Grow up and get a life!

  37. Indy Vol,
    Talk about classless fan Indy you wrote the book on that quote!!
    Harvey and Indy Vol are both NUTCASES only Indy does harm
    trees just tries to piss off Bama fans because he has life!!
    Indy UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Indy you and Harvey need to come to Nashville and I would be
    glad to take you and Harvey to Stewarts Ferry Pike off 1-40
    and let you visit MTMH. AKA THE FUNNY FARM INDY!!!

  39. Hey retard, we don’t have to play head to head to know who has the best team. You convieniently left out the 50 years we didn’t play each other. A period in the Golden Age of college football when Bama dominated almost as well as during the Bear era. A period during which the rest of the country considered Southern football no better than sandlot and Bama put it on the map. A period when Aubie was usually a non-factor. Consider yourselves phucking lucky you didn’t have to play Bama all those years or your record against us would be as phucked up as the rest of the SEC’s is. If you’re so Goddamn close to us as your nitpicking statistics are showing, then where are all your phucking Bowl games and victories? Where are all your Conference and National Championships? You’re as bad as the Florida retards, living on spinning statistics because you have no tradition – Well you had one – Rolling what is now dead tree with $hit paper! ROTFLMFAO! RTR!

  40. How many times has Bama been on probation for cheating since the 90s…and how many times has Auburn been on probation during the same time….oh yea…Bama is the expert cheater and getting caught everytime….

  41. We have plenty of tradition whipping that ass for you crimsontampon. Loser loser loser. Yes just say what you are and reflect on it. Your dynasty midget was outcoached by Corky this year and basically got a reacharound from Nick Fairley.

    I really hope we can carve some statues into the trees of that dance The touchdown maker Lutzenkirchen put on you. I remember seeing that and all the Mullets knew it was over. Taking your desire out and stomping on it like a rug fire. And the best part was singing we just beat the hell out of you Mullet. Kind of like smearing dog shit across your lips, pecker.

    Blowtide

  42. Ewok you’re like a broken phucking record. I bet you can’t even switch hands when you beat off while you’re fantasizing about Mandyke. Speaking of whom – I think Mandyke and Updyke should get married. What a cute couple they would make.A retarded, racist, street whore and a tree assassin.
    But please neuter and spay them first. By the way Ewok, since you have made a life out of coming on here ranting about last years Iron Bowl and what you did to our defending national champions in our home stadium, then I want to see your ass back here in December after we desecrate your defending national champions* on your home field by the score of about 65-0! That is assuming you still have a national championship* to defend! Bwaa Haww Haww! You’ll still get the curb stomping regardless! RTR!

  43. Excuse Mr. Crimsonite , But by leaving out the 39 years (yes not 50 please take your shoes off the next time you attempt math.) that the IB wasnt played Actually made bama’s numbers look better. I mean if you want me to throw in the 6 bama coaches that never played Auburn during 1910-1948 I can. If you want me to throw in the 3 coaches from 1896,1897,and 1899 I can do that also. It will just make the numbers look even worse for Alabama.Bottom line is Bear Bryant is the only “Winning Tradition” bama has, and even he went out as a loser against Auburn. Then you had the balls to say “A period in the Golden Age of college football when Bama dominated almost as well as during the Bear era. A period during which the rest of the country considered Southern football no better than sandlot and Bama put it on the map.” OH REALLY NOW!? Do You know anything about Alabama Football or do You just pretend so you can buy the pretty shirts from Wal-Mart? Lets take a look at the powerhouse known as bama football did during 1910 – 1948. They only had 5 undefeated seasons which they played other power houses such as Union,Howard, and Wetumpka High School (1928). They struggled to have a .500 record against Sewanee! Auburn has had 3 undefeated seasons in less then 20 years so by your calculations Auburn is putting the SEC on the map? bama during the “Golden Years” as crimsonite calls it had 15 seasons of 3 losses or more. Which is pretty said considering the number of games they played a season. Back then they avgeraged 8 – 9 games a season. so that means bama’s winning % for those years was less then .666! Yep thats pure domination. Lets face it. The truth is the so called “bama Tradition” is pure BS.

    Majority of the “13” National Championships are madeup,”retro”, lies

    Bear Didnt wear Houndstooth. Show me one pic where he wasnt wearing Plaid.

    Auburn OWNS bama recent history AND Over the 118 year rivalry.

  44. Again, the Aubs are weird. It is a known fact that Alabama was the first southern team to play in the Rose Bowl. Whoever won that game, was considered the best team in the country at the time. Alabama won that game in 25, 26, 30, and 34. Most football historians will tell you that Alabama was a dominate football prgram in the 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. Football historians will tell you Alabama put Southern football on the map.

    You sir, are no historian. You also need to read a book and quit being weird. You are just supporting a previous post I made, so thank you.

    More evidence for you guys. I rest my case again.

  45. Plus, the dude just spent two hours doing statistics (pretty bad, by the way), and wrote a novel about it for this site!

    Auburn and its fragile psyche at its best.

  46. Its a tree. Just like the thousands of trees that were cut down to make the toilet paper that Aubbos used to throw at it.
    Does anyone see the irony here? As a youth I toilet papered 100s of trees on halloween. Does that mean I will show my entire a** if one of them gets cut down?
    Not really.
    Maybe the time has come for Bama to join a superconference and take Auburn off the schedule. This rivalry has turned into a national embarrassment.

    BTW I read the rampant homerism in the link posted by Indiana Vol above. That was one ignorant link.

  47. So 13andCountin just how many “football historians” do you know exactly? Are you just pulling random crap out of your rear like crimsonite? So being a team with a 66% winning percent majority of the seasons makes you a “power house ” or the “best team in america”? WOW!!!! You was playing High Schools and Rec League Teams for Christ sake!!! You are and will continue to be Auburns Bytch!!

  48. Dip$hit, don’t come on here like some phucking halfwit Florida Gayturd spinning your handpicked 10% of the statistics just make you look good. Who the phuck is #1 in natonal championships, without NCAA exclusions who is #5 in all time wins, #1 in undefeated seasons, #1 in 10 or more win seasons, #1 in national champioship game appearances, #1 in Bowl games played, #1 in Bowl wins, #1 in Southern Conference championships, #1 in SEC championships by a huge margin, who’s the only team with a winning record against all SEC teams and even past SEC teams, who leads the UA-AU series and who has almost all of the beatdowns in the series? Once again, where’s Awbies NC’s, conference championships, bowl wins, what was their winning % in 1910-1950, what’s your record against Vanderbilt? Come on dude answer me motherphucker! Don’t be quoting me handpicked, meaningless bull$hit statistics. Who’s nationally considered a team with elite tradition and power and who’s considered the Red Headed Step Child of Alabama? RTR!

  49. You must be some kind of 13 year old halfbreed retard from Lee County to come on here with that bull$hit thinking anybody in the entire USA would take you seriously. You phucking animal buggerer, are you really trying to suggest that Barn$hit University has dominated Bama for 118 years and has had the better record? ROTFLMMFAO! BWAA HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW! Obviously your mother gave birth to you immediatly after 5 years of intense radiation therapy on her uterus! Get outta here fool. You’re long past being taken seriously. Go hug your phucking dead tree! RTR!

  50. Seriously just grab a ruler, measure each others dongs, and get a life. Dude is a scumbag and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. That says, life goes on. Forgive, never forget.

    This entire comment section is stuck in the past. Iron bowls from here forward will be great.

  51. To answer the question, “no”. I expect Updyke to live in fear of his life for the rest of his life. If Barners will beat savagely the guy that booed Chiznik at the airport, you know they are going to make Updyke wish he were dead.

    And Indiana Vol shows that he’s an ignorant slut, once again. All authorities have stated that the chemical will not get in the water.

    Spike 80 is a lot more innocuous than the motor oil you pour in your yard, dumb ass Vol. It would only mess you up if you ingest it.

  52. Crimsonite, ITK, 13andcounting, bammerdon, etc,

    These posters are scum of the earth and are a waste of humanity. These crude bastards are classless and have no scruples whatsoever.

    Anyone who condones the act of the IDIOT BAMMER who poisoned the trees is no class scum of the earth.

  55. Crimsonite , You are one phucked up person. When Auburn fans post anything about how Auburn has DOMINATED bama HEAD TO HEAD over the last 30 years you and other bama fans like you bytch and cry like little pussies beacause we dont talk about the entire 118 rivalry. So I bring up the numbers from the Start of the IB and now you want to skip past that also and tell us how you did in the 1926 Rose Bowl against Washington.We are talking HEAD TO HEAD!!! Also to the bama fan who brags “bama was the first southern team to play in the Rose Bowl” I have to say SO! Brown, Oregon, And multiple Military Bases played in it before bama so does that make them traditional power houses too? Why is it that certain achievements makes bama a power house but that same formula doesnt work for any other team ever? Never see any bammers talking about how great the Ivy League teams or Army’s football programs are now a days do ya? Using crimsonite’s and other bama fans formula Princeton is BY FAR the most dominate football team in the history College Football. Bama doesnt even come close to the history and tradition of Princeton. By 1911 Princeton already held 23 national championships. Also by bammer formula Auburn is now a 5 time National Champion.

    1913 BR (Billingsley Report) National Champs.

    1957 AP National Champs

    1983 BR, CFRA (College Football Researchers assc.), New York Times, Sagarin, Rothman National Champs

    1993 NCF ( National Championship Foundation) National Champs

    2010 BCS Champs

    Now before you try and bash these National Championships you might want to look in the mirror. For example. Every one of these Foundations awarded bama the 1979 NC….is that one fake or tainted?

    Another Did You Know…Auburn won a National Title BEFORE bama…Me thinks that trumps bama’s “first southern team in Rose Bowl”. I think its funny as hell that using bammers football formula shows Auburn tradition goes further back then bama’s. Face it bammers just like the LIE of bear wearing houndstooth , Your ENTIRE history as you know it is a fairytale at best.

  57. BARNGOAT U LYING STUPID IGNORANT SLUT.U R NOT THAT STUPID …GOD COULD NOT MAKE SOMETHING SO STUPID SO U R LYING…

    PER CHARLES BARKLEY AU IS NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE WITH ALABAMA

    26 CONFERENCE TITLES TO 2***

  58. OMG – THE JAPS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR USA NUKES JAPAN….IT IS CALLED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AGGRESSOR

    AU DEFACES BEAR’S GRAVE THE HONOR GRASS NICK’S LAKEHOUSE ETC…BAMA DOES NOT GET MAD BAMA GOT EVEN NUFF SAID

  60. PER THE WORLD
    AU A BUNCH OF TRAILER PARK TRASH FANS AND A MAFIA TYPE ORGANIZATION AT THE TOP – CHEATING LYING PAY FOR PLAY AND TAINTED STENCHED TARNISHED ASTERISKED PROGRAM IN HISTORY

  61. WHEN DEALING WITH THE NUTS OF THE WORLD…I CONDONE THE POISONING OF THE TREES IN RETALIATION OF THE DEACING OF BEAR’S GRAVE HONOR GRASS NICK’S LAKE HOUSE…PAYBACK IS HELL …AND WHOEVER DRAWS FIRST BLOOD IS OPEN TO DESTRUCTION…SEE JAPS AND GERMANS

  62. MOST BOWL GAMES MOST BOWL WINS MOST SEC WINS MOST SEC TITLES MOST NATL TITLES MOST 10 0 STARTS MOST 10 WIN SEASONS MOST CLASS MOST EVERYTHING

    THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL

  63. PER THE STEELY DAN
    THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS IN THE WORLD…THEY CALL ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

    PER BLONDIE
    THE TIDE IS HIGH AND WE R #1

  64. PER TOM LUGINBILL AND DAVID POLLACK

    THE AU TRAILER PARKS ARE BUZZING TONITE WITH THEIR INTERNET VOTES

  65. PER LSU SPORTSCASTERS

    BAMA 1 AU 2 EVERBODY KNOWS FOR AU TO DO ANYTHING VS BAMA THEY HAVE TO CHEAT

    AU IS GUILTY IT IS THE RIVALRY BAMA’S SUCCESS EATS THEM UP

  66. PER NCAA INVESTIGATORS

    THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR AUBURN UNIVERSITY

    BRAZEN AU CHEATING IS BRAZEN NO ONE COMPARES BUT SMU

  67. PER ESPN RADIO

    COME OCTOBER AU AND CHEEZIT WILL HAVE AN ASTERISK AS BIG AS A STARSHIP

  68. Still waiting on someone to explain to me how a team only has 4 coaches in 118 years that has a winning record against Auburn is supposed to be a better team? You have 13 Coaches with a .500 record or worse against Auburn. Is that what you bammers mean when you boast about having 13? Lord knows its not National Championships ROFLMFAO!! Princeton traditon bytch slaps bama’s. bama fan = legend in their own mind. Bear and his PLAID hat wearing ass. Everything about bama’s history is made up by a nerd who needing something to put in the media guide. ALL LIES!!! When did bama start claiming the 1925 title? Thats right YEARS LATER!!! Just like Crimsonite bama had to make up everything about themself to make the world like them.

  69. stupid azz – bear was there for 1/3 of games vs au

    19-4 vs au 2nd to 2nd to last

    THE ROSE BOWL CHAMPION WAS THE FOOTBALL CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE ALL THE NEWSPAPERS STATED IT AT THE TIME …BAMA FANS CELEBRATED THE TITLE BY MAKING TRAIN STOPS ALL THE WAY BACK FROM CALIF TO BAMA

  70. IT MIGHT BE IN THE DNA – AUBIES HAVE MENTAL BLOCK WHEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND CHAMPIONSHIPS

  72. Good Morning bammerss. I know most of you will not be reading this until about noon considering you are unemployed and only get out of bed to go collect more government money. Im still waiting on someone to explain to me why does majority of bama’s coaches all time have losing records against Auburn? Why is majority of bama’s history and tradition made up BS? bama has been and will continue to be dominated by Auburn.

  73. Farmers have to get up at 4:00 am. Or are you an out of work Colonial Bank bank executive? I make more money before 9 am than most Aubs make from their vocations in a week.

    I’ve got a question for you “greater than”. Why are your credit cards maxed out?

    Oh yeah, you mortgaged your dirt farm to see your frAUdulent Tigers steal a championship from TCU and Oregon. I bet you’re still making those payments when the trophy is repoed in two years.

    Stupid ass aubs.

  75. cimson updyke hammah wrote “PER THE WORLD
    THE GREATEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN HISTORY”

    Only in the Bammer Moron World!

    Get a life you sick bastard; you can’t even spell!

  76. “I make more money before 9 am than most Aubs make from their vocations in a week.”

    ..like the many of the Bammer Morons, in the double-wide making Crystal Meth!

    Again, Alex Hamilton proves my point about the typical, selective memory, uneducated and classless Bammers!

  77. “IT MIGHT BE IN THE DNA – AUBIES HAVE MENTAL BLOCK WHEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND CHAMPIONSHIPS”

    …and Bammers have a way of “manufacturing” championships!

  78. Hey Bammers, not only did Auburn beat your sorry arse, but LSU did, too. Oh, and South Carolina stomped that cheating Bammer ars into the dirt!!

  80. Vol, good boy. Now sit. Don’t make me pop you with a newspaper.

    So Chizik now, he has won 2 games over .500, and that makes him a better coach than Saban, who has NEVER had a losing record as a HEAD COACH? Chizik hasn’t been a head coach long, and he has hired a bunch of shady recruiters, and he is about to find out when you have recruiters instead of coaches, and what happens when the recruiters step out of bounds one too many times.

    How many more investigations into Auburn recruiting are we going to see this year? Hmmm… it aint looking good right now, and nothing is going away. It will follow Auburn into the spring and summer, and will still be an issue next season.

  82. You retarded goat dick. AU<UA, you stupid bastard. Bama's 79 NC was awarded by AP and UPI, the only authorized entities that could award an Official NC. If your fly-by-night publications wanted to add theirs to it then that's fine, but it made no difference. Which is the same reason none of the Barnturds other NC* are valid. Because at the time you want to claim those NC's* the only people who could award an official NC was the AP and UPI. On the other hand a$$hole, our early NC's as ify as some of them might have been, still were awarded by the same entities who awarded them to everybody. That's how it was done then and that makes them ligitimate. As for Priceton, the fucking Ivy League considered themselves the only one's who knew how to play football back then and they awarded their own national championships, needless to say always to an Ivy league team. Go home an play with your sister moron. You cry like a baby and you've already completely destroyed your credibility here. JSTFU! RTR!

  83. Crimsonite is still proving my point of how low-class the Bammer Morons really are!

    EGGHEAD; you are such a BUTT MUNCHER!

  85. Vol just likes to call names. She don’t want to talk about the state of Bama football vs. the state of UT football. She would rather just be a bandwagon Auburn fan, and since she jumped on board, that ship is sinking, too. You are just bad luck Vol. Whatever you do, dont start rooting for Bama and bring that crap down on us.

  87. bamabrando said Saban has never had a losing record. That’s great. Saban does have a losing record against Auburn however.

    28-27

  89. “Bama 2009 Champs
    TCU 2010 Champs”

    This MORON poster gives new meaning to the phrase uneducated, mullet-sporting, low-class, trailer-trash Bammer Moron!

    WHAT THE HELL IS CIMSON?

  90. ah its funny to watch these special needs bama fans come up with insults rather with answers. You have 4 Coaches out of 17 with a winning record against Auburn. You only have 1 coach who won his last Iron Bowl the rest left out as washed up drunk wannabe coaches. Auburn OWNS bama and its not even close. Get use to it you tards because its not going to stop anytime soon.

  91. Per SI:

    “But is Auburn really Alabama’s little brother? Consider: Since 1981 the Tigers have more SEC titles (six to five), more undefeated seasons (three to two), more Iron Bowl wins (17 to 13), more overall victories (254 to 226), and more Heisman Trophy winners (two to one) than the Crimson Tide. Little Brother, by nearly every measure, is standing taller than Big Brother.”

    So Much for your national perception huh Hammah?

  92. Since anytime au is skanky losers

    bama is the greatest program of all time

    without probation bama leads by 14 games

  96. without historic au cheating au would be tied with vandy in wins head to head …wait…even with …llllllllmmmmmmaaaaaaaaooooooooo

  98. AU SEC RECORD 14-10 INCLUDING 8 TO BE FORFEITED.

    BAMA 21-3

    LMAO

    CHEAT TO COMPETE IS GOING DOWN

  101. “without probation bama leads by 14 games”

    What a lame-@ss excuse!

    “CHEAT TO COMPETE IS GOING DOWN”

    Isn’t this what Bammer was doing when it was buying players in Memphis??

    The Bammer Morons that post here are nothing short of two-faced!!

  102. All I have to say about hammah is wow! First he says “Auburn Cheats” then in the very same breath says ” without probation bama leads by 14 games”. Why was and is bama on probation hammah? How many times has bama been on probation since the last time Auburn was? Isnt something like 10 of the last 14 years? Only reason its so easy for the NCAA to investigate Auburn is because they have set up a Office in Tuscaloosa to save on all of the travel. Let lil nicky keep bending the rules and eventualy he will bring the full attention back down on you turds and your POS program.

  103. Bama and the Logan Young thing was despicable AU type thing – I renounce all involved and take the blame for wanting Dubose in the first place and we did not know his perverted character…..

    Dye Lowder are left in charge and honored

    Little Nicky is clean as a whistle

  104. if bama had skank in charge at bama like au does – i would start and organanize a non stop campaign to get rid of them

  107. No Saban has never had a losing record. His record is 134-53-1. Chiziks record is 27-24. He will be back below .500 next season. He will be a career sub -.500 coach. Worst coach to ever win a NC. And he wouldn’t have won this one without help from questionable and risky players. But Auburn had no choice but to take some gambles, and now their whole recruiting process is under investigation. Watch and see Auburn keep trying to explain away their tactics while under NCAA scrutiny, and Bama just chugs along consistently being the team to beat in the SEC west. when Little Richard, um Troopa Taylor gets rolled by the NCAA, it will set Auburn back for years.

  108. cheezik will have 14 forfeits sooner rather than later ….probation will kill au for 10 yrs then after that back to business as usual = mediocrity at best.

    death penalty did not kill smu – they already sucked before pay for play – dp and then back to their normal sucking

  109. There is no way in hell Updyke is going to get a fair trial. Sad fact of the matter — he’s 30 miles away from the land of the damned — he’ll have to move to another state — plain and simple — and to IndyPhag — I work with herbicides and I can tell you that the amount would have to be so concentrated beyond Agent Orange status per sq. ft. to “poison” the drinking water — just Awbuhn Fambly talk

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