Mobile Press Register Declares It Treason

Mobile Press Register Declares It Treason

Alabama football coach Nick Saban is mean. First he gets recruit T.J. Yeldon to switch from Auburn to Alabama. Today, Alabama coach Nick Saban convinced Alphonse Taylor to switch from Florida State to Alabama. The Yeldon decision rocked the college football world—or at least the state of Alabama. The Mobile Press Register was so outraged it declared it treason. Treason!

Alabama’s Nick Saban is the trickiest, sneakiest, meanest guy since, well, ever. Who or what is this Nick Saban? Is he a dark lord of the Sith using mind control tricks, or maybe he learned from that Harry Potter villain Voldemort how to force people to do things against their will? Maybe he is just some smart ass that read Machiavelli’s The Prince. Whatever, he is a menace. And we are fortunate that newspapers like the Mobile Press Register are here to make us aware of these evil doings in recruiting.

But, back to today’s news.

According to TiderInsider via Twitter, “Breaking News: Davidson OL/DL Alphonse Taylor just released a statement to Tider Insider that he has committed to Alabama.” (Source). And, Tidesports also reported the commitment. According to a statement released by the family, “After carefully considering the amazing opportunities in front of me, I am committing to play football for the University of Alabama and enroll in January. I appreciate the support of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have always helped and supported me. While there were many factors to my decision, ultimately I want to play nose guard for Alabama whose fierce and dedicated defenses are a tradition in this state and around the nation.” (Source)

Andrew Bone provided this tidbit via twitter, “Alphonse Taylor is the third player to flip his commitment to Alabama in this class.” (Source).

Menace. Treason. Alabama and Nick Saban should be ashamed.

15 Responses to “RECRUITING: It is treason, again! Alabama sways recruit committed to another school!” Subscribe

  1. DES December 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    I have to find some clips on this kid. I should not have said kid. Heck he’s larger than my great uncles mule.Welcome young man. You and your family made the right choice. Now ROLL with the Tide.

  2. BamaBrando December 23, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    What is funny is they are all happening with recruits that are enrolling in January, and they are announcing during the dead period. That sh!t Auburn tried to pull last year has caused Saban to change his tactics, and they can’t stand it!

  3. 92AUgrad4Bama December 23, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    I love it, even the vibatiious Devin Grissom has welcomed the new recruits to the Bama Nation. I just might sneak back in as a recruit if she’ll send me a welcome.

  4. 92AUgrad4Bama December 23, 2011 at 3:01 pm #

    Meanwhile we do notice that a Fairhope player has swapped to AU, article listed by Charles “in charge” Goldberg. Don’t know what that is about-did not read it. Is that a treasonous act? Can’t be if it involves AU.

  5. bamatruth77 December 23, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    They can’t call a spade a spade at grad4bama they’re just a buncha damn knuckle humping fuktards

  6. CRIMSON HAMMAH December 23, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    extremely sharp kid and adds that he wants to play ng and join a great bama d shows a high football iq and a fan friendly player and a true fan of the college game

  7. bamabino December 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    It’s no big secret why TJ switched. He talked to LSU fullback JC Copeland and found out what pussies his new teammates would be.What level headed recruit would want to play with quitters?|mostview

    According to Copeland, that sometimes is too much for opposing defenders to deal with.
    “The most memorable game I’ve had this year, I’ve got to say, was Auburn, because after the first couple of hits, everybody (on Auburn’s defense) was just backing up,” said Copeland, a sophomore from LaGrange, Ga. “They didn’t want to hit at all. … Before I got to them, they just fell down and just laid on the ground,” Copeland said.
    Some of those broadcasting the game also observed that Auburn defenders sometimes seemed to shy away from contact with Copeland.
    “I actually said, ‘C’mon man, you’re better than that. C’mon, hit me,'” Copeland recalls. “That was like the only game I went home and had no nicks and bruises at all.”

  8. bamabino December 23, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    LMAO@ “they just fell down and just laid on the ground.”
    Good job Gene.

  9. DAMAGE INC. December 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    Lmfao!!! – it gets to a point where even a shitty team like Awbuhn aint going to risk their perdonal safety/agendas over a game they know theyre not going to win – so i coukd see the laying down part due to a lack of coaching lmfao!!! Awbuhn fambly blows!!!

  10. DAMAGE INC. December 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    And excuse my android typos – damn i miss my iphone lol

  11. DES December 26, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    LOL- Kinda’ like that kid in the movie “Christmas Story”. When Randy was pushed down on the ground by the big bully. He just lay there like a slug- it was his only defense. Don’t shoot your eye out. RTR

  12. Hate Smurf Coach January 1, 2012 at 1:25 am #

    You realize you turds got beat by LSU and will get beat worse later. Don’t beat your chest yet, you have proven nothing this year. You didn’t even win your division.

    • BamaBrando January 11, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

      Well, Bama did better than win the west as it turns out. Look how stupid you sound now.

  13. Hate Smurf Coach January 1, 2012 at 1:28 am #

    JC Copeland is bitter cause he got pounded last year like a pregnant chia pet by Nick Fairley last year. We will win the SEC again in 2 years mark my words.

  14. Jeff January 11, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

    Can any one tell me where i can order some championship posters from

%d bloggers like this: