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Auburn fans have revealed their true selves—petty, self-righteous jerks who would consign their enemies to hell.

Thank God that he didn’t give the Key of St. Peter to these goons.

The latest example of everything wrong with college football and modern society unfolded in a blog post today and a call Friday night to the Paul Finebaum Radio Network.

Essentially, an infamous caller to Finebaum reveled in another regular caller’s illness. Shane from Centerpoint, who publishes a regular column in print and on the web and for a couple of years published his column here at the Capstone Report, has a serious illness. Instead of wishing well a person with lung cancer, the Finebaum caller expressed joy that Shane is suffering. It was pathetic. It was sad.

Now today an Auburn blog attacks anyone and everyone who dares speak ill of the God Thing™, How Would Jesus Cheat™ Auburn Tigers.

According to the blog naming the Ten Most Disgusting Figures in Sports we find out that Paul Finebaum should go to hell. According to the blog, “Paul Finebaum (Radio Host) – Was there ever any doubt? Any man who allows his callers to trash innocent college girls on national radio not only deserves to be number one, but probably has a reserve seat waiting in hell. He brings out the very worst in fandom and is a huge cancer on the game of college football. He’s almost single handedly turned the Iron Bowl into an English soccer match. Fortunately, many in the national media are taking notice.”

Right. Everything is Finebaum’s fault. It has nothing to do with childish behavior from drunken fans and a growing lack of individual accountability.

Maybe there is something else we can blame him for? Did Finebaum cause the housing bubble? His show included bank advertisements and mortgage broker ads at one time. Let’s just blame Finebaum for that too.

The blog goes on to attack the vast anti-Auburn conspiracy that ranges from Finebaum’s radio show to Fox Sports (I guess Rupert Murdoch hates Jesus too!) to the halls of the New York Times (we know Yankee liberals hate God.)

Forget that Thayer Evans and Pete Thamel have written nothing but the truth.

They suck. Jesus hates them because they don’t love Auburn.

Pot. Kettle.

Finebaum isn’t at fault for today’s rivalry. Fans are responsible.



68 Responses to “Auburn Fans: Finebaum is going to hell? Shane too?” Subscribe

  1. Crimsonite July 19, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    That post was a long time ago. And it was another part of my family involved in that. As for secrets, those were in the book that the Masons Goons confiscated from my Mothers great, great, grandmother after her husband passed away. It was never supposed to be in her home but since her husband was the head of the Masons in 3 countries who the hell was going to tell him he couldn’t take it home? Everyone is dead now so all there is are stories passed down. My parents were never involved in any freemasonry but they knew the truth and stood against them in their missionary fields. What I posted above is nothing more than my personal thoughts after spending a lifetime in an extremely religious environment and watching what happened to family, friends and aquaintances who sacrificed their entire lives working for “God” and were “Gods” messengers. I’m embittered, that’s a fact. And like I said, if the “God” in the Bible were real he wouldn’t allow the inhuman suffering of his children for the sake of a damn plan.

    • FinebaumJunkie July 20, 2011 at 7:03 am #

      Well, I can understand your feelings about that. I have strong beliefs myself, but I try not to judge anyone else, because who is to say my beliefs are right? Thats where faith comes in, and as long as we are strong in our faith, all is good to me. I have heard a little about the freemasons and it is kind of spooky. Some people laugh it off, and they are the same ones who are not paying attention to world events. My eyes are watching everything they can. No problem from me crimsonite, I enjoy digging at you on here and all, but I do enjoy civil conversations at times as well. But to me, trading cracks and jokes in here is one way I deal with BS in real life…and I have a bunch of BS around me so thats why I “troll” here haha.

  2. Rhett July 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    The barnies just keep showing their true colors….It just makes you even more proud to be a Bama Fan everytime the west georgia fans open their crying, Cheating,laughable mouths…..jus say-n

  3. "Peaches"nCreamed July 20, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Yasum Miss Daisy, I gots me a testus to take. Whatchu talking about Slive?

  4. jon/jane doe July 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    Pleez lurn to spel. yall sound lik a bunch of redneks, oops, I meen gennelman farmers or just ignerant goobers, all a yall. so there. put on yer big gurl panties and deel with it

  5. "Peaches"nCreamed July 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Looks likes I gots me a stalka runnin aroun on my owns social media site. Now dontcha go round carryin ya whip to use on my backside now pleassa.

  6. RC July 22, 2011 at 7:30 am #

    Indiana VOL

    you stupid hypocrite, if you were a Christian you wouldn’t provide all this hate mongering on this site. The Alabama fans are trying to educate the Auburn hick fanbase here

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