A new Birmingham News

The Capstone Report has obtained exclusive details of a redesign of the Birmingham News. Several interesting stories in this edition. There is also an interesting change in the nameplate, and a new motto for the newspaper. The motto was inspired by this.

(illustration by ITK)

While the newspaper might not really plan to change its name to Pravda, the arrogance of its staff shows contempt for the average reader. So, they may as well change the name to better reflect the attitude and purpose of the paper—to instruct the poor miserable masses.

A reminder: any Alabama fan that buys the newspaper, subscribes to the newspaper or advertises in it is doing harm to the University of Alabama. Your money would be better spent in the Tuscaloosa News or on television or radio.