More Gayness In Auburn?

What started as a simple question has now turned into full-blown quandary.  What is going on in Auburn?  Will their colors stay orange and blue, or should we expect rainbow uni’s when the Tiggers tee it up against Arkansas State?

Following Big Cat Weekend, here’s what one attendee (Ray Drew) had to say:

“It was a really good visit. I haven’t seen anything like it before. I liked how I got the chance to meet with the other recruits and see how close of a family they are over at Auburn. I liked everything, the coaches. I actually told Coach (Gene) Chizik he’s the only person I knew who could pull off a white see-through shirt, khaki pants and cowboy boots. It was fun. I enjoyed it.”  source

Why would the Chiz feel compelled to wear a see-through shirt around a bunch of teenage boys?

Abarn's Macho Men??

Many are just having a hard time understanding the new recruiting tactics in Abarn, but all are convinced no one should follow.  If they choose to skip down that flower-filled path together, it’s an angle they should enjoy alone.

In a developing story, 80’s music sensation Right Said Fred has tagged Abarn as their pick to win the SEC this season.  “They’re simply too sexy for their shirts” said the pop group.

Right Said Fred