Bama moves up as Auburn gets gayer

Last Saturday college football nature took its course as No. 5 Michigan State and No. 6 Missouri were throttled on the road by Iowa and Nebraska, respectively. Though it didn’t take the field, the Alabama Crimson Tide moved back into the top 5 in both major polls, and will likely hold the same spot when the BCS standings are released later today.

Meanwhile, Auburn continued on its bizarre path of gayness as players leaped into the crowd following their win at 3-5 Ole Miss.

Scenes like this are more commonplace, regardless of who Abarn defeats

This is a scene that’s becoming more and more commonplace with Abarn. Whether it’s Arky State, Kentucky or La.Monroe, one thing is for certain:

They’z some Abarn playuz comin’ up in doze standz!!

After all, it’s the only fitting way to celebrate a win over the 107th overall defense in all the land. That fact makes Cam’s stats look all that more impressive.

Can you imagine for a second what Alabama head coach Nick Saban’s reaction would be if his players leaped into the stands to celebrate their win over 2-5 (at the time) Tennessee? I distinctively remember the man reminding us all that nothing had been accomplished, until we shelved Crystal last January.

The season will play out and the air will come out of the Abarn balloon, at least that’s what ESPN’s Jeff Dooley is selling.

But for the moment, in the top five and with three out of four games remaining against ranked opponents, the final one potentially against the one holding the top spot, the Alabama Crimson Tide’s return to Atlanta and the title game appears eminent.

At least that’s what Vegas still thinks (7-2 odds still after the weekend).

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  1. 2
    Ethan

    Are you really reading the Capstone Report? Because you can guarantee I’m not reading the Cornfield Report. LOL.

  2. 4
    Pluto

    One of the surreal Moments was Camputer walking up and down the Sideline hugging everybody – even one of the Refs and finally trying to hug the Abarn AD – who directed him to sit down.
    Can’t wait for that Hit that knocks that goofiness out of him.

  3. 5
    Crimsonite

    Yeah, Jacobs pays his athletes well To play for him. That’s the only perks they get. Don’t even let an African American be seen embracing him in front of national television. Uh uh! Noooo! Seems like I remember Sabear high fiving and chest bumping Ingram after the SECCG, right there in front of God and everybody. Seems like I remember Ingram hugging Sabear at the Heisman awards ceremony too. And oh by the way – Ingram is also an African American. Tch, tch, tch Jacobs. RTR!

  4. 7
    DAMAGE INC.

    BREAKING: in the catacombs of Ole Piss’s stadium – one person over heard Massoli and Camputer high-fiving each other and laughing/joking about how they had “beat the system” and “suspensions were for bridges and not QB’s” — they also were giggling and joking about how they were on offense and “would see each other in the pro’s next year” and that they were glad the “SEC did a helluva job” securing their future!

  5. 8
    AU

    haha, Alabama beat that mighty 3-5 ole miss team 23-10 AT HOME. Get over yourselves Bammers, you gotta beat LSU first. Stop hating on Auburn because were undefeated and youre not. AUBURN IS NUMBER ONE AND YOURE NOT, YOUR GODLY COACH LOST TO LA MONROE SO DONT MENTION THAT EITHER, RMFT!

  6. 9
    ITK

    AU, first of all, apostrophes are your friends.

    Secondly, please let go of that loss to La.Monroe that took place three years ago. For goodness sakes, we know you desperately want to believe you have a leg up in this rivalry, but only you think you do.

    And finally, no one ever won crystal in October. You’re…excuse me…Youre…number one for now.

    Come on into the house November 26th, friend. 11-1 will never hurt so bad.

  7. 10
    Crimsonite

    La-Monroe? Glad to see you like to live in ancient history asshole, cause that’s the only place Awbie ever has on ever will win even half a national championship. Sure, we did something Awbie has never done when we lost to La-Monroe. We’ve also done something else Awbie hasn’t done – won a unanimous national championship, go undefeated 2 years in a row in the SEC, win back to back SEC West titles, won our 22nd SEC championship and had 6 All Americans on the same team (woulda been 7 if Hightower hadn’t been hurt). Any more wiseass remarks retard? RTR!

  8. 11
    Crimsonite

    Ok, here’s how it is. Everybody needs to hope Bama wins the Iron Bowl if they want the SEC to win it’s 5th BCSNC in a row. ‘Cause only a team like Bama can beat Oregon whereas Aubie cannot. All 4 championships were won by teams with great defenses and excellent offenses though different styles. Bama and LSU’s pro style and Florida’s more standard spread. Bama would smash Oregon’s dipsey-doo spread just like Florida did Oklahoma’s. Awbies problem is that they are not an SEC type team neither, offensively nor defensively. Actually they are Tulsa reborn. Bwaa Haww Haww! They are mirror images of Oregon except that Oregon is better. Oregon has a better defense and their offense looks exactly like Barnie’s except that Oregon’s O’ is Barnie’s O’ on Acid or Speed or Amphetamines or however you want to describe it. They would stomp a mudhole in Awbie. RTR!

  9. 12
    AU

    Just had to back my team up and comment on, “Auburn gets gayer.” Really? No, I don’t live in the past. Don’t mention wins over Arky State, La-Monroe, or Kentucky for that matter. Kentucky beat South Carolina, which beat Alabama btw. Alabama has played powerhouses San Jose State, Duke, and will play first-year program Georgia State. Don’t talk about Auburn’s low-tier opponents when you have played or will play just as many. Why can’t you respect Auburn’s wins over 4 top 25 teams? No one seems to want to mention Auburns record-breaking 400+ yard rushing performance against LSU. *(WORST IN LSU HISTORY) No one wants to mention Auburn dominating Ole Miss on the road after critics gave the W to the Rebels all week long. No one wants to admit that Cameron Newton IS the best college football player we have ever seen in this day and age. No one wants to mention Auburn is 9-0, in Gene Chizik’s second year on the plains. No, no crystal balls have ever been awarded in October, did I say they have? Just get ready Alabama. You can’t understand what is happening. Alabama thought they had Auburn down and out with their $4 million coach. Look who is undefeated! Ready for the Iron Bowl, my Bammer friends. May the best team win. All I ask is that you stop disrespecting Auburn, as they have done nothing but win and continue to prove people wrong. Don’t get too full of yourselves Alabama, the Tide in this state is turning.

  10. 13
    MulletNation

    I love it you cannot sleep at night with Auburn being ranked ahead of ‘Bama right now. It is killing the Bama nation.

  11. 15
    aubrnfan

    ITK I WILL DRIVE MY TRACTOR RIGHT UP YOUR RECTUM AND MAKE YOU SING WAR EAGLE ALL NIGHTS LONG FOR THIS DISPICAblE ARTICLE! YALL BAMMER TRASH JUS DON’T GET IT. YOU’VE ALWYAS BEEN NUMBER 2 IN THIS STATE. IN FACT AUBURN HAS 11 NATIONAL CHAMPIONHISPS AND BY MY BOOK HAS 12 MORE IRON BOWL WINS THEN BAMMER. SO DON’T COME TO ME WHEN THE HUDDLE TUDDLE HITS THE FAN AND YALL START CRYING LIKE A BUNCH OF SORRY WINKY WONKERS.

  12. 16
    Crimsonite

    What kind of phucking moron are you anyway? You’re the dumbass that came on here talking about losses 3 years ago to cupcakes. Nobody else has said a damn thing about SOS. Also I never saw not one prediction that Ole Miss would beat Barnie. As for disrespect you tit turd, your pissant fan base has done nothing but dis Bama for 2-1/2 years up to and including displaying the Crystal Football at WalMart, which was required by contract anyway. Crawl back in your hole and die. And you other piece of shite the only damn thing keeping ME awake at night is the excitement and anticipation of getting Barnies arse in BDS undefeated and bitch slapping you until you need an ambulance to get back to Lee County. Hurry up beotch, bring your little skinny leg dipsy doo football team to daddy! We’ll show you what disrespect is! RTR!

  13. 18
    Drew Mitchell

    Ok, so Auburn actually has 8 NC’s, just Auburn is humble enough to only count ONE AP NC. Alabama counts “Ted’s Backyard Poll” as an NC (not seriously, but ones that count just the same). SO…. Auburn does have a few. And we have had plenty of really strong, winning seasons along with many undefeated seasons. Auburn just gets overlooked. Any Bammer that isn’t stuck worshiping Saban can admit it. And I know it hurts ITK for me to say this, but there are actually some Bammers that respect Auburn just like there are some Barners (like me) that respect Bama. Both schools are great schools and both traditionally have great football programs. Teams lose some and win some. And, btw ITK, Oregon’s D is worse than Auburn’s. Especially when you look at the teams that both teams have played.
    With that said, WDE and can’t wait to see Bammer in the most historic Iron Bowl!

  14. 20
    Not Allergic to Books

    The intellectual firepower on this website is astounding. I really hope my daughter chooses to go to one of these fine institutes of higher learning.

  15. 22
    MikeJonesAU

    Im confused!!! I am a huge Auburn fan. But last year when Bama was doing what they do and worked there way to the SHIP, i rooted for them the whole way. Thats what you are supposed to do!! If your team isnt going to make it to the SHIP, root for a team that is in the SEC that has the better chance. I dont understand the hate a criticism from Bama fans on how great Auburn is. And for who ever cam up the Camputer, Really??? He did that junk at Florida, not Auburn. Also he knew it was a mistake and regrets it…hes over it, why arent you? Thats right, the only thing Bama fans can say bad about Auburn is that our QB BOUGHT, not stole, BOUGHT a stolen laptop. And for our D….i do believe that we have stopped every team we have played when we have needed it. Isnt that what the Defense is supposed to do??? Please, could some intellectual Bama fan please comment on the problem im having with you!!!!

  16. 23
    ITK

    Abarn fell to #2 because the computers recognizes smoke and mirrors when they see it!!!

    And it’ll only get worse with Chattanooga on the docket next weekend and we beat #10 LSU in their house!!

    Aaaaauuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!

    Wasn’t that ride at the top incredible while it lasted, Abarn??

    And November 26th all the cards come toppling down.

    Come Black Friday, come.

  17. 25
    MikeJonesAU

    really ITK??? you think just because we got jumped by Oregasm this week, we will get jumped next week? Oregon plays a ridiculous Washington when we play Chattanooga….We are not getting jumped by TCU (who is in third). Alabama….get over the fact that you will not be going to the NC game. Just root for the best SEC team this year. We will beat Chatanooga, the Georgia, which will put us back in the #1 spot if slaughtering Chatanooga doesnt. and then we will finalize it and shut you haters up with a W against the “ALL MIGHTY” Elephants!!!! Just wait for it!!

  18. 26
    Crimsonite

    Mitchell, ITK didn’t say that, I did. You need to go back and study Barner football 101 budro. Barnie has the worst defense I’ve ever seen on an undefeated team this late in the season. I’m not gonna anaylize the whole phucking season for you, just last nights game. Both teams were ranked #1 in one poll or the other and both teams were defending their ranking against a bitter rival from their conference. Ole Miss is now 3-5 with losses to Jax St and Vanderbilt. USC is now 5-3 and would beat Ole Miss just as bad as Awbie did. Yet Oregon had 600 yds of offense and gave up 375 yds while Awbie only had 575 yds of offense and gave up 410 to an opponent far inferior to USC. If I were either Oregon or Awbie I wouldn’t be doing too damn much bragging. But just the same Oregon’s D’ is better than Aubies. In fact there’s only 2 teams in the SEC with a D’ worse than your’s – and you idiots think you’re gonna beat Bama in BDS? Bwaa Haww Haww! Bama’s only given up more than 1 td in a game twice all season. RTR

  19. 27
    MikeJonesAU

    So did LSU, Arekansas, South Carolina!! but yet we scored against them all day!!! Beat the best defense in the league(LSU)..we got some D…but way much more offense than your week azz toilet paper, laundry detergent playing pieces of shitte!!!! Bring it, and we’ll see who “PHUCKING” talking and whos walking on NOV.26!!! D day for Bama playa!!!! cheahya

  20. 28
    philip sands

    I seem to remember the south carolina game when 0:00 hit, I saw your treasured backfield (including heisman winner ingram) headed speedily to the lockers. No congrats no handshakes NO CLASS!!!

  21. 29
    MikeJonesAU

    and the worst defense??? im confused?? how was your D vs a South Carolina team that we beat on Offense and stopped them on our “horrible defense”??? tell me how that taste??You better worry more about LSU before you start worryinh about us faggott!!!

  22. 30
    MikeJonesAU

    i cant wait to watch Bamas NC dwindle and fade away into the Auburn Tiger Defense!!! Eat em’ up Tigers, Elephants whats for dinner!!!!

  23. 31
    Crimsonite

    Yeah I figured Utah would jump us. The computers do not like teams with a loss. That’s why the computer portion of the BCS is bullshite. There is no way for a phucking machine to understand the intangibles about a team with a loss that a human can. On a neutral field this 1 loss Bama team would be favored over any team in the country including the 5 ahead of them in the polls. Anyway we’ll jump Utah after the LSU game. I hate Utah, but since they have a lower computer score than TCU then I hope they beat TCU. It will be easier to stay ahead of Utah than to catch TCU. RTR!

  24. 32
    ITK

    MikeJonesAU, by reason of your idiotic statements, I’ve already deduced you have a limited knowledge of this game.

    But are you for a second trying to compare 1-AA UT-Chattanooga to Pac-10 member Washington???

    You friend, are the poster child for the Abarn delusion that has made us giggle for so long.

    And philip, please try and explain how a team on a three-year high can’t have one flat, bad game, on the road, with a target the size of Texas on their backs in a stadium that has two weeks to prepare for them. Begin….now!

    Idiot.

  25. 33
    Crimsonite

    No you shite for brains pubescent cock lickers, LSU didn’t have even close to the best D’ in the SEC. That was figured on yards allowed which doesn’t mean shite. Bama is #3 nationally and #1 in the SEC in scoring D’ which is the ONLY thing that counts. Bama is also #1 Nationally in pass interceptions and passing efficiency defense. LSU is nowhere near us in scoring D’. Barnie hasn’t played a D’ even close to as good as Bama yet and still Barnie was held to 17 against Miss St, 27 against Clemson and 24 against LSU even though LSU decided to screw the pooch on run defense. If you think you’ll get even 200 yards rushing against Bama you better lay off the Crack, and then you gotta go against the #1 pass efficiency and interception D’ in the country. If you can’t score more than the 27 you scored against a pathetic Clemson D’, then you’re screwed cause Bama averages over 35 points on offense and that’s against better defenses than Awbie has. I predict Bama 42 – Awbie 24. Phuck you inbred cow humpers. RTR!

  26. 34
    ITK

    Mike!!! I just read where you tried to act like your Auburn has a fierce defense!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

    You gave up 31 to Ole Piss! You beat them by 20…just seven more than Vandy beat them on the same field!

    Your D gives away points like it’s halloween candy!

    Quick, point to LSU, the third worst offense in the SEC (behind only Tennessee and Vandy) only managing 17 against that “iron curtain” of yours…AGAIN….AMAZINGLY…on your home field!

    The SEC hasn’t seen a worse QB combo (Jarrett Lee/Jordan Jefferson) since John David Phillips/Warren Foust!

    Abarn is a HOUSE OF CARDS my friend.

    And the wind is blowing!!!

    Fierce Abarn D…THAT was PRECIOUS!! Thank you; no really, thank you!

  27. 35
    Barbara Gallups

    Why did you remove the clip of the
    AUBURN PLAYERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
    SINGING “LEAN ON ME”

    To the editor of this stupid CAPSTONE.
    Get your piggy bank out,because you
    are going to be paying for racial bias,
    slander & defamation of character.

    I imagine that will shut your pie hole

  28. 36
    ITK

    Sorry Barbara, but I join the rest of the universe in not knowing what in the world you’re talking about.

    Play that card somewhere else. Lazy person.

    Oh, and guess what? November 26th is still a’comin’!

  29. 38
    ITK

    I find it humorous that I can look at the back end of this site and see the jumps coming to this article from the Auburn forum on al.com.

    It never gets old when Abarn fans try and pass themselves off as Bama fans, then try to appear critical of the coverage of Abarn.

    a.k.a., post #37. Good try though, barner.

  30. 40
    ITK

    What’s sad is climbing into the stands to sit on your fans in celebration of a win over a 3-5 team.

    I’d say act like you’ve been there before, but…we’re talking about Auburn.

  31. 43
    WAREAGLE

    Poor little bammers!! How clever are you all. Simple minded morons! Ya’ll are the most ridiculous, class-less, goat molesting, saban worshippers I/ve ever seen. So very pathetic. To make yourselves feel better by criticizing Auburn. Just because we’ve played better this year than bammer…..lol!! Ya’ll are still ESPN’s love child. It doesn’t matter where we’re ranked in the BS poll, oops I meant BCS poll. They will do every thing humanly possible to get bammer back at the top spot.

  32. 44
    Alex Hamilton

    WTF is Ms. Barbara smoking? It never ceases to amaze me how common people make stupid statements thinking that they understand how a lawsuit works. Get a clue Ms. Barner.

  33. 45
    Barbara Gallups

    FIRST TO BAMA GIRL>WILL YOU LEARN TO SPELL.THE WAY TO SPELL TROPHY IS TROPHY
    NOT TROPY. BUT DON’T FEEL BAD SOMEONE
    IN YOUR PRINTING DEPT. MISSPELLED MISSISS
    IPPI.
    SECOND TO ITK> I do not feel I have to
    explain what I was speaking of,you are the one who is accusing our players of
    being GAY. AS THE SAYING GOES YOU HAVE TO BE ONE TO KNOW ONE,AIN’T THAT RIGHT ITK…. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SLANDER IS, OR WHAT
    ABOUT DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. DON’T
    FORGET THE BIAS YOU SHOWED WHEN YOU WERE
    REFERRING TO CAM & THE OTHER AFRICAN AMERICAN PLAYERS, WRITING WITH THE INTENTION TO DEFAME & EMBARRASS THESE
    FINE YOUNG MEN.
    WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO LEARN IT ISN’T
    THE COLOR OF SOMEONE’S SKIN THAT MAKES A
    MAN IT IS WHAT IS ON THE INSIDE. INSTEAD
    OF MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS WHY DON’T YOU
    CHECK OUT WHAT CAM DOES ON MONDAYS. IF
    YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THROUGH I
    BELIEVE YOU WILL SURPRISED.
    ALSO, WHY DO YOU SAY I AM A LAZY PERSON.
    BEFORE I BECAME ILL I COULD WORK CIRCLES
    AROUND ALL THREE OF MY SONS. I couldn’t
    do that now,I have a terminal illness .
    I no longer have three sons I lost my
    oldest this past April. He had battled
    drugs & the gay lifestyle for 20 yrs.
    He didn’t ask to be gay,he had wanted a
    family. He became depressed & entered the drug world, but fighting to be clean
    he accomplished that for 45 days. He came
    to spend the weekend with me & on Monday
    April 19th I found him,no longer breathing. I not only lost my first born
    son, I lost my best friend. I bore my
    soul to tell you this I will not tolerate anyone slandering a GAY PERSON
    THEY HAVE ENOUGH BATTLES WITHOUT YOU
    ADDING MORE. I have no knowledge of anyone being GAY on AU’S TEAM NOR BAMA’s
    team. Again I warn you to cease & desist
    from your form of harassing AU’s players
    COLLEGE & FANS.

  34. 46
    Alex Hamilton

    ITK!!!!!

    No post about the homosexuality at Abarn would be complete without photographic evidence.

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/video-cam-newtons-fairy-halloween-costume-29189

    To loosely paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy, “If you enjoy being a cross-dressing faggot, you might be an Auburn Quarterback.”

    It’s a dame shame that Cammy Cam didn’t serve time for his receipt of stolen property arrest. Apparently, he enjoys being a fairy.

    What a total jackass, er, “rented mule”. WDE Babay!

  35. 47
    Alex Hamilton

    A short comparison of Greg McElroy and Cam Newton.

    McElroy is 22-1 as a starting QB. Owns a SEC Championship Ring and MVP. Led his team to the 2009 National Championship in the 2010 Citi BCS Championship. Is a bit arrogant, but as a Rhodes Scholar finalist, he doesn’t really care if he is condescending to others.

    Cam Newton is 9-0 as a starter after quitting the University of Florida following an arrest for receipt of stolen property. Led Blinn College to the 2009 Junior College National Championship in front of the entire town of Blinn Texas and his family. The 300 people in attendance set a record for attendance at a JUCO Championship. In his spare time, Newton enjoys spending time with friends, being his momma’s “Cammy Cam”, jumping in crowds of people, dressing in womens clothing and hanging out in bars.

  36. 48
    ITK

    Barbara,

    Allow me to explain a couple of things to you.

    But before I do, let me offer my sincerest sympathies over the loss of your son. That’s something that no mama should ever have to endure.

    But you need to know this: I didn’t accuse the Auburn team of being gay, as in homosexual. Although click this and you might gather your own conclusions:

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/video-cam-newtons-fairy-halloween-costume-29189

    (Thank you Alex. You are my all-time favorite blogger in here for consistently providing this kind of material.)

    But secondly, you really need to stop making threats. I’m sorry for your illness, and I wish you nothing but the best in the days you have left, but you’re still subjective to the same law as I am. You’re not nameless or faceless when you come in here.

    I understand you’re upset at what you’ve read here, but from a legal standpoint, there hasn’t been any defamation or anything close to what you’ve ranted about. When you come on this or any site you may think you’re faceless, but you’re not. Take a deep breath, chill, and be a blessing to the people of Pleasant Grove in the time you have left.

    This is just football, and in eternity’s scale of values, it matters very little. What matters is what’s ahead for you.

    I don’t know how you found this site, but I can assure you, this is just one of thousands like it that take a slant in the direction of a particular ball team. But there is no wrong being done here.

    Now, I’ve been as respectful to you as I can. I would kindly suggest you move on to another site that tells you how great your Tigers are. Because I’m going to tell you the truth about them, and you don’t want to know 11-1 is the best they can hope for this season.

  37. 49
    Crimsonite

    The people in this gawddamn country make me want to puke. Everywhere there is somebody who wants to use the law to threaten and browbeat someone because they don’t like something that person said. The laws that allow this phucking bullshit are all late 20th century changes made to the constitution through political pressure Pinko Fag Asshole Special Interest Groups who roam this country sticking their nose in everybody’s business. The Constitution was never intended to protect anyone from being called a Fag, which in real English (as in from England itself), means cigarette. There has always been persecution in this country, such as the burning of Witches at the stake. And in extreme cases like that then changes have to be made. But this bullshite of the government persecuting a citizen by way of an illegal change to the Constitution of our Freedom of Speech and Expression rights has got to phucking GO! In real life I’m pretty damn fair with other people. I try to stay away from predjudice and biggotry. But there are people out there who you just can’t get away from sometimes who really deserve to be told what they are. When these people confront me I don’t give a good gawddamn what their color, nationality, creed, religion or sexual preference is – I’m gonna tell the bastards what I think of them. The government’s bullshite intervention in our freedoms based on pressure from minority and special interest groups is one of the reasons I keep a very low profile as far as where my roots are. Because I’m gonna say what I want to say and phuck anybody who doesn’t like it. And if they don’t like it then let ’em try to find me. The only address I have period is a private service P.O. box. And the IP Address on my laptop is worthless as I travel constantly and use only WiFi hotspots. So screw you Commie Bastards who want to infringe on my freedom of speech. I only acknowledge to Constitutional rights as written in 1776!

  38. 50
    mandy

    We will run all over your asses. You idiot bammers dont have enough sense to realize your not that good. I bet LSU exposes your dumbarses again like the cocks did. You are all idiots.

  39. 51
    Crimsonite

    The Beotch from Abarn has shown her ugly face again. Mandinga The Terrible. Oooohhh! What are you dumb phucks gonna say after we beat the Corndogs like a red headed step child? You idiots like to call BDS, JHS West because you had some luck for a few years under abnormal circumstances. That doesn’t make for a pattern dumnnuts. A pattern is dominating an opponent in their home stadium for 75 years like we, and only we, have done to LSWho in BDS West. If you beat us fair and square in the IB, I’ll give you credit. Until that happens – STFU! RTR!

  40. 52
    ITK

    Crimsonite, it’s okay…trust me. Barbara watched a couple of episodes of Matlock then chased it down with Judge Joe Brown. I like our chances. 🙂

  41. 53
    mandy

    Look you fools, the only way you beat my AUsome Tigers is the refs aka on the bammer pay roll starts throwing flags favoring you trash. We are gonna run all over you. Fairley is gonna lay the wood on that gay qb. BTW that ingram and whoolio or whatever his name is both look like monkeys. On the other hand Cam is a cutie. Had to throw that in there cuz it true. I also suggest all Aubie fans, coaches, players etc. please santitize yourselves before and after leaving that bammer trash stadium. Im dead serious. Theres skin diseases in an around that place. I wouldnt be caught dead in that joint. I wish we didnt have to play you nasty trash. War Eagle Go Tigers PS I hope we beat your players down and hurt you badly.

  42. 54
    Austin

    I can’t believe that someone wrote an article entitled “Bama moves up as Auburn gets gayer.” This makes the author look terribly ignorant, and really? This is the most ridiculous article I have ever heard about. Also, these comments are pretty much as ignorant as the article.

  43. 56
    BPI

    Never mind the fact that utah passed Bama by squeeking by Air Force…Only a retard Bama fan could see that in a postive light.

  44. 58
    ITK

    Mandy, that is the most racist, unnecessary comments I’ve ever heard from you, saying Julio and Ingram look like monkeys.

    That’s it; you’re banned from the site.

    Mandy? Wait till Nov. 27. 11-1 has never hurt so bad.

    Wait, let me put it to you in your language…

    You barners are all idiots. Bama’s gonna run all over your arses and camilla will be lookin’ fur his fairy costume by tha time thet gamez over!

  45. 61
    Crimsonite

    Nope, don’t see nothing wrong with it BP. Would have been surprised if the computers didn’t move an undefeated team past a team with 1 loss when that team didn’t play to keep the average up. After all Utah plays the same schedule as TCU and looks just as good. But on a rating system of 1500 points, Utah is 15 ahead – Wow! Still, not playing and moving up is a hell of a lot better than playing and moving down. Bwaa Haww Haww! RTR!

  46. 62
    mandy

    Heres the deal. If you all dont have help from the refs, we win that game big time.There is no doubt in my mind. I know you all are worried about that no matter what you say. You are never gonna admit it. I think we can blow you out if we want too. Chiz wont take a knee at the end of the game like he did LSU.Lets see how you play LSU and see if I change my mind. I seriously doubt it.

  47. 63
    Crimsonite

    Well Mandingo, opinions are like assholes – everybody has one. But ask us if we give a shite what a damn Barner female (or are you, considering what we’ve seen today?), thinks about football. Besides if all the suspicions are correct about SEC officials helping the SEC team with the best chance of getting to the national championship game is true – then I think Bama needs to worry about gettin phucked. I’ll be watching real damn close myself. RTR!

  48. 64
    BPI

    ^^^^^^I thought you banned her from the site^^^^^^

    Oh well. Crimson, you tard. By NOT moving up when a team ahead of you lost, in essence , you moved down. Not to mention the team that leapfrogged you squeeked past Air Force. That’s right….Air Force.

    But, explain it away as Auburn getting dissed and Bama getting your due respect. Whatever.

    Sometimes I can’t help but wonder what goes through your minds.

  49. 65
    Crimsonite

    The feeling is mutual dumbass since we did move up from 7th to 6th. And considering that we DID NOT play and therefore anybody who actually played and won – who the phuck ever they would have been – gained credit for total games played on us. Just like – dumbass – we will gain after the SECCG over teams that don’t have a 13th game. Oh yeah and Air Force was the team that should have beat OU. MORON, MORON, MORON!!!!!

  50. 66
    Barbara Gallups

    tO ITK. I think you need to go to the
    Law Library & look up slande & defamation of character,you may learn
    something. I am not threating you, I just
    told you like it is. I not only advised
    a few more people within your halls of
    Ivy, I also made it a point to advise
    every journalist I know. Would you like
    to know their comments,no,well you are
    going to.I quote” DON’T WORRY ABOUT HIM
    HE LIKES TO THINK HE IS AN EDITOR,HE ISN’T EVEN FIT TO BE CALLED A JUNIOR REPORTER” It really amazes me what is
    passing as college grads,these days.
    With so much wisdom floating around
    there, I believe the only type of jobs
    you will find if you graduate,is shovelling stalls in some of OUR barns.
    BY THE WAY, I DON’T LIVE IN PLEASANT GROVE. ALSO MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW DIDN’T COME FROM MATLOCK,CSI OR WHATEVER.
    I have a little hint for you. I ACED STATE LAW. I AM ILL & I AM OLD BUT I AM
    NOT AN INBECILE YOU LITTLE TWIT. QUIT
    SLINGING TRASH & GET BACK TO HITTING
    THE BOOKS, YOU NEED IT..AND DID I SAY
    WAR EAGLE FLY DOWN THE FIELD EVER TO
    CONQUER NEVER TO YIELD. WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH BEAT BAMA

  51. 67
    Crimsonite

    Of course they only heard your side of the story and they were probably Barner journalists anyway. You really don’t sound like a coherent person to me. This is an independent sports board in the midst of very heated debates between the two most virulent rivals in all of college or even pro football, at a nexus of maybe the most important season in the State’s football history; and you want to come on here and bother us with this crap. Insinuations are made about anything and everything on these boards in the heat of verbal battle. That’s what it’s all about. If you can’t handle it then just go away. Hang around long enough and you’ll see worse. In fact I’ve personally said a lot worse a lot of times on here and a hundred other boards similar. Fact is I’ve been blacklisted on a dozen of ’em. Just go back with another IP Address and screen name. If you’d like I could say a lot worse right now and dare you or anybody else to do anything about it. So just cool your heels. Regardless of the Fascist state this country is rapidly falling into, not you nor anybody will control what I say, because ‘sticks and stones may break ———-‘, well you know the rest. I don’t know if ITK has the balls to say the same, but I’ll bet he thinks the same, so I’ll say it for him – although not officially.

  52. 68
    Alex Hamilton

    Hey Barbara,

    I spend more time actually reading law than you do watching Oprah. I kind of have a JD (you might want to look that up). Nothing posted to this site about an Auburn player has been defamatory. Now, the brainiacs “Mork & Mandy” have said far more incendiary things than anyone that actually writes for or owns this site.

    I’m sorry your son died, but please don’t think that gives you a bully pulpit to tell others what to write or think. Your time would be better spent with the family you have that is living, not criticizing a blogger for using a derogatory term.

    And one more thing you might learn if you ever take the time to study before you shoot your mouth off, the truth is an absolute defense to a claim of defamation or slander. Consequently, when your jackass QB and his backdoor backup dressed up like women, they acted Gay.

    Your BS case is dismissed. Thanks for trying and don’t let the courthose door hit you in the ass on your way out.

  53. 69
    Crimsonite

    Well thanks Alex. you basically said the same thing that I did, only you finished it in a slightly nastier fashion. RTR!

  54. 70
    Barbara Gallups

    I came to this “blog” IF THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE NAMED IT JUST TO SEE WHAT TRASH
    YOU WERE SLINGING ABOUT AUBURN.I WASN’T
    PLANNING ON POSTING UNTIL I SAW YOUR
    REMARKS ABOUT CAM.
    NOW, YOU SAY YOU HAVE SAID NOTHING TO
    DEFAME OR SLANDER CAM NEWTON.I AM GOING
    TO APPRISE YOU OF YOUR DEFAMING & SLANDEROUS WORDS,
    1-YOU CONTINUOUSLY BRING UP THE MATTER
    WITH THE COMPUTER. HE WAS CLEARED OF
    ALL CHARGES.
    2-THE INSINUATIONS THAT HE IS GAY &
    ALSO OTHER PLAYERS.

    ARE YOU AWARE THAT MEN CAN’T GET JOBS IF
    THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS KNOWN. IF THEY
    DO HAVE A JOB THEY ARE DISMISSED WITH
    ANOTHER REASON.

    THIS IS EXACTLY AS IT IS WORDED IN ONE OF
    MY LAW BOOKS.

    DEFAMATION IS AN INJURY TO THE REPUTATION
    OR CHARACTER RESULTING FROM THE FALSE
    STATEMENTS OR ACTIONS OF ANOTHER.

    READ THE PARAGRAPH GENTLEMEN,I AM SURE
    YOU WILL HAVE IT MEMORIZED POST HASTE.
    THIS IS MY CASE & POINT.

    I WANT TO SAY AT THIS TIME HOW FORTUNATE
    FOR CAM I STOPPED BY YOUR LITTLE HOLE
    WHICH IS FILLED WITH ASININE WANT-TA-BE’S

  55. 71
    Barbara Gallups

    To Crimsomnite. Who do you think I spoke to. I’ll give you a clue,TV stations,Auburn,Bama,A practicing Att.
    A Judge who is a good friend last but not
    least my cousin, A senator. Just wanted you to know I am a NAME DROPPER..
    SINCCE YOU THINK I AM A GOOFY LADY.HERE
    IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SLEEP ON. I WENT
    UP AGAINST A RR CO HERE IN B’HAM & MADE THEM REPLACE RR TRACKS.
    I HAVE FOUGHT BC & WON, & I COULD GO ON
    BUT I HAVE A LITTLE INFO FOR ALEX HAMILTON I DON’T SMOKE I AM ON O2 24/7
    I AM COMMON & PROUD OF IT, YOU ARE ALSO
    COMMON OR YOU WOULDN’T FIND IT NECESSARY
    TO USE VILE LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU DON’T
    KNOW THE PROPER WORD TO USE, I DON’T WATCH OPRAH,OR ANY DAYTIME PROGRAMS. MY
    HOBBY IS READING. FOR YOUR INFORMATION
    I KNOW AL LAW.I ALSO KNOW CAPSTONE SHOULD
    MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN IS SHINING.

  56. 72
    ITK

    Barbara,

    I’m sorry you had a gay son. And as I’ve already said, I’m sorry he passed away. And I’m sorry that you are ill.

    But the germ “gay” is a general term commonly used, as in lame, or weak, or goofy.

    At no point did we make any assertion as to the sexual preference of any specific player.

    We did show a photo of your prized quarterback dressed up like a fairy, who apparently willingly did so on his own. And if you watch the video that we linked to, your Auburn Tiger players are behaving in a very homosexual nature. If that’s their preference, it is a free country. The beauty of a public forum like a blog is people can see pictures and watch videos and draw their own conclusions.

    For the record, the photos shown were taken by one of your Auburn Tiger players, and are rampant on websites all over the internet. Guess you’ll have to sue the internet.

    I understand you love your Tigers, and they are likely all you have in your life. I just hope you enjoy your win over Chattanooga this weekend.

  57. 74
    Crimsonite

    The woman has serious problems other than what she has revealed. She wants to hold the world at fault for her’s and her sons problems and wants to force her values on other people. In the modern transportation, information and communication age that we live in there are far too many people like her who can’t mind their own business and have to mind everybody elses. Wonder if she’d be so damn quick to jump you if you were talking about Ohio State’s QB, or even worse the star striker on Team Madrid Spain? Wonder if she’d take my side if a Faggot bled all over me and gave me terminal AIDS? Pure 100% nut case.

  58. 75
    capstonereport

    You have to show damages from it too. This guy’s future all depends on making it to the NFL. Do you think something on a blog making fun of those celebrations is going to reduce his chances of earning a living in pro football?

    As for Cam being “cleared”, that is a very generous interpretation. He entered and completed a pretrial diversion program according to the things that I read out of Florida. That gets the charges dropped. There is a hell of a difference between cleared and dropped.

    I suppose the “editor” comment was directed against me and not ITK. I guess over a decade in the media business and most of it spent running a newspaper makes me an amateur. Whatever. I know I made a decent living at it. Oh well, I guess I will quit based on what some anonymous poster told me that some anonymous, alleged journalist said. 🙂

  59. 76
    mandy

    All you idiots are gonna have stokes worrying about Cam, players, going to the NFL, Gus leaving, you fools losing sleep over all this stuff. Chiz will replace everyone of em with equal caliber or better. You idiots better get use to it. You think I sit and worry about Saban leaving, etc? I dont give it any thought cuz we are gonna kick your asses for yrs to come cuz Jacobs knew what he was doing when he hired Chiz. Good luck on exiting Baton Rouge with all your bones in tact and if the Bayou Bengals dont take of it my Tigers will. War Eagle Go Tigers

  60. 77
    Crimsonite

    Damn, that’s not the assessment of Cheeze Dick that I was hearing in December last year, or even after the wins that should have been losses to Miss St and Clemson in September. Funny how a little luck? or was it a $200,000 bribe? to the Newton’s church to acquire a gay criminal QB who accidently turns out to be the best player in Barnie history changes opinions so unbelievably drastically in just 1 month. Idiots. You’ll be throwing them all under the buss after Black Friday! RTR!

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