Georgia is where the action is

OK, Georgia is where the action is. And I do mean action.

Bulldog athletic director gets arrested for DUI, but that isn’t the best part of the story. Here is the best part of the story from the AJC: “The trooper, who noted that Evans had a pair of red panties between his legs, asked the athletic director “what her panties were doing in his side of the seat. He stated, ‘She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home.’ Evans told the trooper ‘there was nothing there’ between him and the Buckhead woman ‘because he had a wife and family.’ You can read more on the story and see the mugshots of the athletic director and the 28-year-old girl that was with him at this link.

Sports is a soap opera for men.

Only soap operas are more believable. I mean really, what kind of idiotic excuse was that? He should have come up with something more believable. Maybe something like her panties just fell off, or these are mine officer because I like feeling special and pretty, or these belong to Uga.

Really, anything would’ve been better than what he told the police officer: “Nothing there because he had a wife and a family?” Sure, no married man has engaged in extra-marital relationships before. I’m sure we are all convinced.