Projection: AU, Chizik to have great 2010 season

One of our regular Auburn fan readers provided his own outlook for the 2010 season. Some of his projections are startling. I made the editorial decision to create its own topic so more people would see it. It is safe to say that Auburn fans believe they are back. The spelling and other errors were not changed from the original posting.

AuburnTigerFan says:
Okay Bammers,
It is about time some of yall started seeing the writing on the outhouse wall. Now here’s how its gonna go down.

Auburn vs. Arkansas St.
auburn goes out with 1st game gitters and the Arkansas State crew score 39 points. But it owned by an Auburn team that scores 50.

Mississippi St.
Dan Mullen has done miracles at starkville but will get a chance to see what a true spread master can do when he runs into the offensive chainsaw known as the Gus Malzahn Auburn offense. Final score. MISS STATE 47 Auburn 48 in a TOTAL DOMINATION.

vs Clemson.
Auburn traditionally owns Clemson. Final score Auburn 63, Clemson 60. In an absolute beatdown.

vs. South Carolina
spurrier is a joke and always has been. he could never be the great coach that Gene chizik is.
Auburn 68, south Carolina 38. In a demoralizing loss for the cocks. (ha ha I said the cocks LMAO)

vs. La Monroe.
In a game that most Bammer fans would run from like the plague auburn completely owns the (Whatever the Lamo’s call themselves.) Auburn 127, LaMo 44.

vs. Kentucky.
Payback time, for a lucky win last season. Auburn injures so many UK players that the band is being subbed in by the 2nd quarter. A total massacre in a low scoring affair. Auburn 34, UK 32.

vs. Arkansas
Gene Chizik proves once and for all that Bobby Petrino didnt turn down AU way back when an knocks the slobber out of Petrino and his team in what can only be called sheer and utter domination. After the game expect petrino to get the ax.
Auburn 75, Arkansas 70.

vs. LSU
The Mad Hatter Lessmiles is losing it, wanna know why? i’ll tell you why. Auburn thats why. Gene Chizik will be the man proclaimed as the :the man who ended Lessmiles coaching career at LSU. Thus depriving the Saban of his glory and the justification that Saban built LSU up and Miles tore LSU down. After the game this year dont be surprised if Coach Chizik has to turn down a $100 million contract in Baton rouge.
Auburn 44, LSU 43

vs. Ole Miss.
Whats to say Houston Nutt is a great coach. But Gene Chizik is better. Why? Cause I say so.
Auburn 94, Ole MS. 73

vs. Chattanooga
auburn get the opportunity to show Bammer how it is done again.
Auburn 187, UChat 35

Vs. Georgie.
Richt is under the gun and once again Chizik will show why he is earning the reputation “the career killer”

UGA has been lucky and reeled of a string of wins in the series lately. But Coach Chizik will change that and beat UGA so bad that Richt will be beheaded after the game.
Auburn 66, UGA 38

vs. Alabama.
Dont get me started on the godless, inbred hordes of bammer trash.
Auburn 197, Bammer 0

SECCG Florida doesnt even bother to show up. winner…. Auburn.

NC.
Auburn and Missouri play in the first ever Championship game where both clubs run the spread. Auburn wins a shoothout 510- 495 in a game where the defenses never even take the field and both offenses line up against each other in a game were both teams score everytime one of their players touch the ball.
Afterward Gene Chizik will take off his shirt and throw it to a little boy in the tunnel in appreciation for a coke. and Gus malzahn will be nighted by queen Elizabeth.