Chizik’s wife, Malzahn’s wife verbally accosted Finebaum after Iron Bowl
What happens when a media personality attends a sporting event? There are autograph seekers, picture opportunities and spitters. Yes. Spitters. Oh, and bitchers.
At the 2009 Iron Bowl, Paul Finebaum was spat on, yelled at and at one point private security was forced to separate a deranged Auburn fan from the radio host. And this was during the walk to the stadium. A walk that had several observers shocked at the behavior of SEC football fans. It was a rude welcome to SEC football 2009-2010.
But it wasn’t the most vicious confrontation of the day. According to a backstage account, Finebaum was accosted by the wives of head coach Gene Chizik and offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn. These women bitched out the state’s leading media member.
What set Jonna Chizik off? It was a recruit and high school coach in the recruiting room posing for a photograph with the media personality. Jonna went into a tizzy. She teamed with Kristi Malzahn and accosted Finebaum.
One observer close to the scene said the coach’s wife accused Finebaum of being friends with Nick and Terry Saban. (Several people saw Terry hug Paul Finebaum on the field after the Alabama victory while Nick Saban was doing television.) Jonna accused Finebaum of bias, and told the radio host that he didn’t know he possessed “all this power” over the lives of coaches, players and recruits. Malzahn’s harpy concurred, and participated in the verbal attack.
What does this say about Chizik & company?
They aren’t ready for primetime. When you are so insecure you send your wife out to fight your battles, then you aren’t a man. You are pathetic. Perhaps he is as pathetic as a basketball coach who allowed his wife to yell at a reporter—Mark Gottfried.
Ever wondered why the Birmingham media is so servile to the Auburn Tigers? Now you know. When a media personality dares to challenge the Auburn family, the attack dogs, err bitches, err dogs, err wives, err harpies bare their claws and scratch out the eyes of dissenters.
Doubt this is how Auburn tries to keep the media in line? There is even a blog dedicated to attacking media personalities that dare question the superiority of Auburn. The Realist Nation compared Finebaum to Johnny Ola. The nicest thing the blog said about Finebaum was when it called him a “menacing, bald-headed squirt.”
When you anger the Auburn cult then this is the treatment you get.
And Auburn really is a cult. They talk about “family.” Every facet of the athletic department is swathed in religiosity. Remember all those prayer meetings? It is the Auburn culture.
And just like a cult when someone rises up against the dear leader, punishment follows. The punishment might be via plagues of harpies bitching at you, blogs attacking you or rude Auburn fans spitting on you on your way into the game.
Everyone that criticizes reporters and columnists in the Birmingham media should reconsider that now. They have to deal with this nonsense.
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I wonder what the wives and coaches think of the Bham News logo on the scoreboard of J-H Stadium? How about that bias? I’m sure they overlooked it:) And they conveniently forget the fact that Finebaum absolutely roasted Alabama every single day for 15 years before Saban was hired. Even when Dubose won the SEC in ’99, Fran won 10 games in 2002, and Shula won 10 games in 2005, he still drilled Alabama everyday. He was big buddies with Tuberville just like he’s buddies with Saban now.
Bamafan, you think Finebaum denigrated Alabama for only those 15 years before Saban’s arrival? Son, you need to look further back than that. He’s been riding Alabama’s back since Paul Bryant retired. Ask ANYONE. Finebaum is a menace. Period.
Auburn Family = Cult. That is the best analogy for the environment they have down there.
So now anytime I hear about the “Crazy bammers” not as moral as the “Auburn family”, I’ll just sustitute the word “family” and replace it with “cult”.
Kinda like the Manson “Family” (but obviously not as severe).
Great Read!
By the way, the Aubie backlash is coming. They are on this site night and day, so this will set them off.
Oh well, its good entertainment.
Cappy, not saying this didn’t happen, but what’s the source on this story and why has it taken two months to come out?
I know you want to be bombastic to get the puddin stirred, and I’m a big supporter of that concept. But you’re calling AU a “cult” because they have prayer meetings in the Athletic Dept.?? That’s low, cappy. You’re way better than that.
Well Pawl has stated that Georgia fans were the worst when it came to getting “spat” on. Wonder if this trumps this?
This is what you spend all day writing. No wonder you live in that shack on Reed Road.
I dont know that I would be bragging about Nick and his wife being good buddies with Finebaum. Thats pretty bad company to be associated with. I guess you are better off with him being a friend than an enemy though. And I agree, if its true those hens had no business opening their traps. It only gives that rat a bigger platform. Plus it makes our coaches look henpecked.
For those who do believe this did not happen Paul has addressed this on his show today.
Why do these ladies think this is a good idea? Do they not understand they are only making themselves look foolish and Paul will have the last word on this…they accomplished nothing by doing this just like Gottfried’s wife…stupid.
LOL…good grief. What a side show they have going on the plains.
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Auburn hates the fact that they can’t get state wide “coverage” — let alone a 5 state wide coverage on their program because Auburn hasn’t DONE anything in 3 years. There’s always going to be bad apples in fan bases as far as the spitting, beer throwing and heckling. If my memory serves correct, Pawl has stated that the Georgia fans were the worst when it came to acts of that nature.
This is may sound crazy to some but it makes perfect sense to me and other fans in my demographic — if they would only allow beer to be served in collegiate venues other than Bowl settings — I think the whiskey/vodka/rum mini’s would disappear. Liquor is quicker — and liquor hits people harder than it does beer — this would lead to less incidents IMO — blog that sheottt!
The fact we are reporting this drivel is sad… The rivalry is nasty. Nasty based off of football, off tradition, off of victories!!!!!!, but not because of slander. If we at Alabama think we are better than them (and we do), we should act like it. This is nothing more than gossip and rumormongering. And to say the birmingham news is servile to them is ridiculous. Let’s be real here. They’re unimportant, we get all the news.
This goes to Shaney who wants to get on Fartbombs radio show and promote this propaganda site and anyone else who gets off on Shaney’s point of view. If you and your suck buddy Paul F. says things about me and my spouse like you do about AU coaches and spouses, I’d do more than spit on you and bitch at you. So don’t make your remarks about people in public media if you don’t want confrontation when you come face to face with them in public. Shaney, I just heard you on your “good buddy’s” talk show. What a freaking joke you are Shaney. And I love the comment in this blog about AU’s prayer meetings and being a cult. I’d rather belong to that cult than the mullet nation any day. You want to be respected for your 8,13,28 championships, act like a champion instead of dick heads.
THOSE BEECHES NEED TO PUT THEIR AINTS BAGS ON AND LIKE GETTING CRAPPED ON BECAUSE THATS HOW THE AU AINTS ROLL
wow. Dept. of Journalism needs help.
Well cappy, I’m gonna guess you’re not man enough to stand in front of Coach Chizik or Coach Malzahn and call their wives bitches. A “real” journalist would never refer to these women in that manner. You, and your lap dog Shane are proof of how classless all bammers are. Is Paul your bitch? Since you feel the need to fight his battles.
U DANG RIGHT WE STAND UP FOR BAMA FANS…I WILL CALL THOSE BEECHES STUPID IGNORANT SLUTS RIGHT TO THERE FACE IN FRONT OF THE GODFATHER – THEY STARTED IT AND IT WAS UNCALLED FOR … FINEBAUM WANTS TO ROOT FOR BAMA – WHO DOESN’T EXCEPT FOR AU AINTS GRADS – WHO FEEL OBLIGATED TO ROOT FOR LOSERS AND AINTS
NOTHING WRONG WITH CALLING A SPADE A SPADE – U DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED A BEECH – DON’T ACT LIKE ONE
Well good golly Clem(that’s probably your real name)that sounds about right for the wife beater mullet nation. But if you do get the chance to tell Coach Chizik to his face that his wife is a bitch make sure its gets videotaped so I can see him knock your ass out.
Enough time spent here. I can actually feel myself getting dumber just for being here.
Yawn some of these posts.
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Shane,
Nice work. I will comment along as needed.
I have lots of “memories” about the “cow college”. I am a 68 year old Tide fan since I was old enough to listen on the radio.
Auburn has always sucked and will continue to suck under The Chizikmobile. Trooper Taylor will continue to cheat as that is about all that he knows how to do in recruiting. And yes you “manure spreaders from cowville” he was publicly admonished by your “beloved University” last fall, just to remind you for the record. His recruiting activity was curtailed for a period of time by Officials there who admitted the wrongdoing and were punishing themselves.
I will have more about the manure spreaders to share with everyone in the near future including specials about the beloved “Head of All Heads” former coach of Auburnnnnn Pat Dye.
JD – SPEAKS THE TRUTH – THAT IS AU AINTS FOOTBALL IN A NUTSHELL – BIGGEST DISPARITY BETWEEN HYPE AND RESULTS THAN ANY TEAM IN SPORTS HISTORY ….71 IRON BOWL.. 00 SEC CH GAME..O4 SEASON WITH BEING SHUT OUT BY USC 23-0 IN 03…KODI 2 TIME HEISMAN ,,,5 0 START ..NOW A TOP 15 CROOTIN CLASS…IT ALL ENDS THE SAME –DOO DOO AU AINTS ALWAYS DISAPPOINT…
Everyone knows Paul is a bammer. I hear him saying (we) when refering to bammer all the time. Who cares, Finebaum and shane are both idiots.
Has cecil hurt paid bammer booster keller his money back yet?
Ol’ Fannybone is just riding the hot topic and stirring shit like he always has, he’s not for Bama or the U of cowshit. His job is to provoke a response, which he does very well. He cracks on Shane as much as he does Pat Dye.
bigez, for you to actually get dumber would be beating a new bootom into the dumbsit barrel. This site hasn’t a thing to do with it. Descending IQ comes with repeatedly saying things like “war eagle”.
HIS UNBIASED VIEW IS THAT BAMA IS BUILDING A DYNASTY WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST COACH IN HISTORY
You guys are idiots…
So as one bitch defending another little pissy bitch like Finebaum…you take exception to the wives? Sounds to me like your widdy biddy feewings got hurt.
Wow, you guys are really desperate to believe anything negative about Auburn.
Hook line and sinker.
I am no fan of f-bomb, but if the story is true than it makes Auburn look stupid!!! If Saban messed up F-bomb would turn on him like a stink on shit. Any thing to get people to listen to his bull shit!! RTR
TRUE FACTS = CAM NEWTONS DAD ATTEMPTED TO SHAKEDOWN AU MISS ST TENN …MISS ST AND KIFFIN THREW THEM OUT OF THE OFFICE…AU MADE A STRONG OFFER AND ACCEPTED A WEEK LATER
Bunch of douche bags
Every Auburn graduate and fan knows full well that FineSCUM is a bammer suck up and his show is perpetuated by bammer rednecks like Shane and Phyllis and the other pitifully embarrassing bammers. If Coach Chizik and Malzahn’s wives did accost the “scum” (which I seriously doubt considering bammer lies) I’d personally give them a nice lunch and a medal. This man is an embarrassment to this state and to journalism in general. He doesn’t know the meaning of morals, ethics, or values.
Hopefully, Coach Chizik will have the class to never grace his gutter show.
I’ve got a similar story. Saban complained cause he couldn’t see over my head at the movies, so I slapped him and called him a no-good midget whore. I wish we had a better man as our coach. Roll Tide!
Witnessed it myself, Shane is lying or Paul is, probably both.They quitely and professionally told him what they thought. Paul said he was treated well at Auburn, except one guy on the way in. Paul’s conman murderer “Legend” sheepishly begged him to leave poor Paul alone. BTW he is not security, that is another lie you told. That little wimp may think he is Paul’s security, but I doubt anyone else would.
Wow o wow o wow!
Tell me the author is writing a junior high essay. Tell me you think Finebaum is unbiased in his little piece of turf. Neither individuals can be considered professional and becasue they say what they say and are saying here, expect a response. What the wives of these coaches were purported to be saying seem to be a tempest in a teapot.
If you can’t accept criticism, don’t make a public statement. Big news to the bamer bunch is that no one listens to Finebaum outside his little world. He’s an absolute joke that continues to degrade this state outside the lines.
crimson who dat mohamad seriously needs another hobby. LOL. What a bunch of chumps!
Way to keep it classy, Shane. Lacking skills as a writer is one thing. Being a hanger on of embarassing proportions is one thing. A raging sexist rounds out the trifecta.
Your kind of pitifulness has nothing to do with your being an Alabama fan. It’s just who you are.
Congrats.
Really? Going after coaches wives? And you call our fan base pathetic. It is pretty obvious that Finebaum is a biased sports reporter and just because he was called out for it doesn’t give you the right to go around calling women bitches, dogs, harpies or anything of the sort. You should be embarrassed by that post. Your mother would slap you silly if she ever read that crap. Enjoy being a low life. I guess you will fit right in over there in T-Town
I went to this web site now my computer will only every 30 or not at all
Haha who cares it’s Finebaum. That guy is the posterchild for abortion.
Now you did it Boohoo.
Went back and read a couple of other postings and you need to forget logic. You’ll be called a commie liberal killer in a few. These backwaters have swallowed the ‘tell me how to live my life’ religion and can’t understand science and progressive logic.
Don’t take it personal.
U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT, IF WIVES DON’T WANT TO GET BEECH SLAPPED THEY SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE RING,
Are you ok now ? The mule that kicked you in the head must have had some lasting effects. See a doctor
So Auburn is the cult now? We all dress the same, worship a distant leader, and erect statues of him?
Oh wait, that’s Bama. Do you enjoy wearing your Houndstooth hat? From my perspective, you aren’t even supporting saban with that hat. You’re supporting a long-gone coach. By the way, Saban is a wonderful coach and recruiter, I just don’t think he has the integrity other coaches have off the field.
Hate me all you want. This is just another example of you guys not understanding what it means to go to school here. Now I’m expecting some “witty” comeback.
By the way, I think I would’ve heard about any problems with the coaches’ wives by now if it was true.
So what! Finebaum can handle it. He is a celebrity and gets to taste a dose of his on medicine. Its part of showbiz. Scuttlebut over nothing. Let the wives say whatever.
It was heard on the Fbum show, Bahaha.
Shane – You need a blow-up doll.
Seriously. When you call into Finebaum, you sound like a little girl. Maybe your balls will drop before you’re 50.
Here’s your witty comment, AUfan. Auburn men all dress the same as well. They have an Arby’s nametag and a paper hat. Seriously though, Finebaum is an opportunistic man of mild intelligence who found a fabulous market. Stirring up the shit-stirrers. He speaks no more for Alabama than he does Auburn, and when there’s a crack at Alabama he’ll try to pry it open. The only qualification for giving your opinion in that forum is having a vague point of view, poor speaking skills, and a lot of time on your hands.
rimshot.
Thank you! I’ll be here all week. Tip you waitress. Good night!
Hey dumba*&, you fighting Paul’s battles now. I bet you wouldn’t call these coaches wives “bitches” to their face. You are a “pseudo want-to-be” journalist. What a joke.
FINEBAUM GOT LAST LAUGH WHEN HIS RIPPED THE HEART OUT OF THE DUMB SUCKERS
You know Monica, I’m all for gender equality. I’m all for women having their say. Because if we give gals like you a chance to opine, instead of us thinking you’re brainless, you usually confirm that you’re brainless.
The article was written by Alan / Capstone Report. Shane from Centerpoint signs his name to his posts.
Get a clue Honey. Maybe then you can earn the same as me. Until then, I’m sure theres a tasty dish you can whip up for your family.
As for Obamanation,
Yeah, I would regard you as vile, shameful and destestful.
An Auburn fan and an Obama supporter? You must be about as pleasant as watching a afterbirth shoot out of a sow.
Furthermore, I have one question for Kevin.
How big is Bobby Lowder’s house? Or did BB&T get his crib too?
look im a bama fan always have been, finebuam is an IDIOT. he is all about us right now, he hasnt always been, but for now hes a bama fan. saban wont be here forever and if AU is sucessfull in the future against us he will be right up chiziks butt like he is sabans now
i dont listen to his crap, i dont beleive a word he says… mainly becaus ehe did the same crap to us not too long ago
true journalism is unbiased 24/7/ 365. and he is not capeable of doing that, never has been.
i like to stir the pot a little with my AU coworkers but i WILL NOT EVER BELEIVE TO THAT LOSER. FINE – IDIOT. if you listen to him your an idiot too
RTR
and furthermore you auburn fans that get mad at finebuam are idiots….. and you bama fans who get on any blog or message board and say ” yeah finebaum is a good sports reporter” and quote his dumb butt are even bigger idiots.
i really dont know that i would claim to have a college education and that i sit around drooling on myself listening to his dumb ass anyway
Shane, touch of class here, you are a true bammer and your fellow idiots love you for that. Im glad that people like you dont really exist in my life, and its rather sad to even know you exist at all. Then i think about it and you and turdtown are a match made in heaven. Finescum and little Nicky are your cult leaders. Which one of them would you do first? You should try the purple gatorade next time they offer it…
Really? making up a story about our coaches wives?
Lastly, your writing skills are obtrusive at best, have you considered some community college creative writing classes? That might help to create some thoughts up there in that fat head of yours. But then again probably not…
I hope someone punches you in the face..
Don’t you have a farm animal and/ or a cousin you should be fucking intstead of making up BS stories about a school you and all your fans could never get into?
hey shane did you even goto turdtown for schooling?
oh thats right you barely got into jeff st.
you are gay
Yeah… the “Auburn Family”.
The “Auburn Creed”
The “Auburn Men (and women)”.
“The Auburn Experience”
Generally speaking?
THE “AUBURN BULLSHIT”
I am ashamed to be an Alabama fan. Some of you are posting complete slander and it goes right along with this slanderous blog.
Hammah…are you an Alum or just a fan? It’s jerks like you that fuel the fire from Auburn.
SABAN BLOWS AND SHANE SWALLOWS!!!
Auburn Jealousy, alive and well.
Don’t you jokers need to figure out how to beat Kentucky an Vanderbilt before you come here and talk shit to The National Championship Teams Fans?
Let’s do everyone a favor. Alabama fans will only talk about National Championships won in the last 20 years if you losers agree to stop telling lies about Alabama’s team out of jealousy.
After all, if we only count our 2 National Championships and our 3 SEC Championships, those are still 2 more National Championships and 1 SEC Championship more than aBarn will win over the next century.
Can anybody tell me where to find a good book on the aBarn 2009 season? All I can find is Bama SEC and National Championship books.
Maybe the books are all being used for a different purpose? Like being at the bottom of that Bald Eagle’s cage.
I enjoy the Auburn/Alabama rivalry. My brother is a huge bamma fan and we go back and forth all of the time, but this article is flat out tasteless and rather disgusting. I am confident that even my brother, a die hard bamma fan, would disassociate himself with this garbage.
Bias is one thing, but flat out hatefulness and classlessness is another. And calling Auburn a cult? Because you want to beat our football team? That is a joke dude. You criticize the prayer “culture” at Auburn as if it is a bad thing. From reading this article it sounds to me like you might want to try praying sometime. There is more to life than college football.
“I WILL CALL THOSE BEECHES STUPID IGNORANT SLUTS RIGHT TO THERE FACE IN FRONT OF THE GODFATHER” says the guy who makes anonymous posts on an internet site. If you’re so brave, you certainly won’t mind giving us your name, address, and phone number will you??
YOU FIRST JULIO.
RTR – ALL OF THE ABOVE…IT ‘S LIMP FANS LIKE U THAT ARE ENABLERS….THAT ALLOW AU TO BE COMPLACENT IN THEIR DISGRACE OF A PROGRAM.
IT’S NOT SLANDER – IF IT’S TRUE AND I AM JUST RESPONDING TO A VERBAL ATTACK ON A FELLOW ROLL TIDER – PF
TRUE PF HAS NOT ALWAYS A ROLL TIDER BECAUSE HE DID NOT SEE THE GLORY HE SEES NOW AS EVERYBODY DOES WHETHER THEY ADMIT IT OR NOT…ROLL TIDE ROLL – WHO DAT – AU AINTS – 22 13
Crimson whiner, are you shouting or do you not know where the cap lock is? You are a typical UAT fan, never been to campus other than for a game when you got free tickets, never went to class there or paid tuition there and you act like you were SGA president and you are personally offended by any non rah-rah comments about UAT. I’m not an AU fan but a college football fan living in Ala. and having to deal with scum suckers like you. You talk big but hide behind a moniker like crimson hammah, hell you’re probably 5’6″ and never played down of ball in your life.
I happened to be in the media room and recruiting room while this was “happening”. I did not witness any of this happen. I was standing next to Kristi Malzahn (wearing a orange leather jacket) next to a cafe table that was to the left of the pillars that line the outside glass doors. Coach Malzahn was sitting on a couch in front of a tv that was playing highlights from games that had gone on that day. He was text messaging on his phone after he met with recruits. I give that information to show anyone that was there, that I truly was in the room. None of this bashing happened as anyone on this site has said.
The writing skills of the Alabama fans on this sight are horrendous. I’m guessing the actual students do not write on here. I’d like to think that a government funded educational institution would not accept this low of an intelligence level. As a student at Vanderbilt, I find it hard to believe that someone who has never been to a college could be so passionate about the football program. In fact, judging from these comments, I’m thinking very few of you have even had a family member go on to higher education. Enjoy your plumbing/construction/burger flipping/Meth using.
Best wishes,
Concerned Vandy student
P.S. Although it is probably legal to copulate with your first cousin in Alabama, science suggests otherwise! Just some advice!
Commodore,
Get your tuition money back.
Go look up “sight” and “site”
I knew Vanderbilt couldn’t play football, but I had no idea they were stupid. I believe your last sentence should read: Enjoy your plumbing, construction, burger-flipping, and methamphetamine use. And, I thought we kept them around to boost our A.P.R. with the N.C.A.A. That’s it Vandy boy – you’re out of the league.
I’m confused. How can a school that worships a statue of Bare and Sabar have the audacity to call Auburn a “cult”. Auburn is more like a mafia you pussy.
Dumbarse Finebammer has no business on the AU campus anytime and neither does any people associated with bammer. Look you are not welcome there. Understand english. Stay away. If I were Jonna and Kristi, I would have beat that man to a pulp.
You girls really stick together. Keep defending ’em till chiznick bails.
Vandy girl, go play somewhere else before you get your feelings hurt.
Go fuck yourself, Shane. Mrs. Chizik and Mrs. Malzahn wouldn’t spit on PF if he was afire. **** your mother too, asshole. And keep throwing those bags of ice.
Mustard Tiger,
Shane didn’t write this piece, so it isn’t fair to hurl those insults at him or his family.
capstonereport,
Did you pass 3rd grade grammar? MT was only hurling insults, not Shane and his family…ever heard of proof reading mouth breather?
Try typing on an iPhone bitch. 🙂
Was that an insult you hurled at me? Ha…I’ve been called much worse. And, I think you can still proof read from iPhone douche bag…well maybe you can’t.
Good grief, it was a joking insult since you called yourself a harpie. I even refrained from asking if you had finished cooking dinner.
Yes, you can proof on an iPhone, but these are comments and I rarely respond to comments on my iPhone and I’m not going to proof them as I would copy edit a story….there is no point as this is like an email. The ONLY reason I responded was that innocent parties were getting insulted when it should’ve been me instead.
BAMA HAD TO GO BECAUSE THAT S WHERE THE ANNUAL BAMA BEATDOWN OF THE AU AINTS WAS THIS YR – U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT
Does anyone remember the firing/leaving of the Tuberville regime and the coaches wife’s who called in to the radio show?
That was the first installment in the “Auburn Harpies” collection. I have heard it many times now.
Coach Dunn’s wife sounded like she had peanut butter in her mouth and when they started talking about Nick Saban paying players, I almost fell out of my chair laughing ….Its a classic… I just hope that the sequel with Mrs. Chizik and Mrs Malzahn is as good.
TRAPPED – U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT – SOME PERVERTED QUEER IN CYBERSPACE SAID CAPS MEANT THIS OR THAT AND U BOW DOWN TO IT….U LOSER GET A MIND OF YOUR OWN – CAPS MEAN BIGGER PRINT AND EASIER TO READ ….AND I WAS A ATHLETIC AND ACADEMIC STUD….THINKING IS NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT SO SHUT UP AND I WILL TELL U WHAT TO THINK AND SET U FREE FROM THE QUEERS U NOW FOLLOW….
6’1″
CAPSTONE REPORT DID A HELLUVA JOB EXPOSING THESE JEZEBELS – AND WHAT GOES AROUND WILL COME AROUND…THEY CAN’T PLAY IN THEIR FRIENDLY CONFINES ALL THE TIME
FACT CHIZ PAID CAM NEWTONS DAD TO SEND HIS SON TO THE AU AT MANURE PILE …EVEN LANE KIFFIN WHILE AT TN THREW DAD OUT OF THE OFFICE AS DID MISS ST COACHES…..AU MP AINTS
Wow, I’m sure UAT is very proud to have an genius, stud like you as a fan…do you have a mullet, too?
NO MULLET – THX FOR NOTICING – I’M SURE AU AT MANURE PILE IS PROUD BUT SHOCKED TO HAVE A FAN.
Um, okay bammer…whatever helps you sleep at night. Now go find your teeth and be sure to clean out the wounds on your knuckles (from them dragging the ground) with the good whiskey.
Its none of you turds beeswax who we pay or dont pay. Just like I said you idiot turds stay outta of Lee County or you might get killed. Hey find a way to take AU off your trashy schedule. I would like nothing better. You idiots are cheating bastards and you always have been. Both yo old coach and his old wife are ugly as hell. Now stay outta Lee County. Next time you might not make it out.
HEY BARN VERMIN U R WRONG AS MUCH AU MP LOSES – DON’T DRINK HARD LIQUOR – FULL SET OF TEETH ….I GIVE IN – I WILL TAKE THE AU AINTS FOOTBALL OVER BAMA WOMEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM….NOW GO FIND UR GOAT AND HAVE A RAUNCHY NITE….U SICK PERVERT
NOPE WE WILL BE BEATING DOWN THE AU AINTS TIL 2013 WHEN BARNERS AT MANURE PILE GO DIVISION 2 AFTER LOSING TO VANDY ….AND VANDY WILL HAVE A WINNING RECORD VS BARN AINTS
Hey Aubie, you sister humpin inbred piece of donkey cock. I’ll come to Lee County any fucking time I please. And I’ll dump a wad of shit on Toomers Corner again too. And if I find your ass, I’ll fertilize the field at Jourdan Hare Shithole with it, cocksucker! RTR!
WOW! A Vanderbilt “student” in here to talk shit? Seriously?
So, just fill me in Cuz. Are you at the Harvard of the South as a token admittee or does your Dad own a dealership? God knows you didn’t break the college boards with your mastery of the Queen’s language.
Tell you what, Bud. I’ll take your advice and not fuck my cousin so long as you’ll go out to LaVergne and stop your sister from turning tricks at the Airport Hotel. Lacey should really just go back to UT and finish her degree.
Reading some more of these posts… so does an Auburn Hairpie growl and play “Eye of the Tiger?”
And he has the nerve to talk shit.
Has anyone even seen Chiznik or Malzahn’s wives? For God sakes, if they aren’t hot who cares what they say?
And if they are hot, it’s just like playing in a loud dome. You tune them out and just watch for the snap of the bra strap, er body movement.
Focus Gentlemen. Need to focus.
The mentality of the “Aubie” is simply amazing. They’ve been blinded by envy for so long they can’t see the forest for the trees. Want an unbiased opinion? It seems that the Tide responders can fire one shot and hit the target, while the Aubies are just randomly attacking anything colored crimson. The problem with the Aubies is they have no teeth.
I asked a friend to explain to me exactly what an Aubie is. He said it stands for: Always under Bama in envy. Today you proved his point.
However, I’ve got to commend the Auburn fan base. They are simply the most entertaining group of clowns in the South.
Man, the intelligence runneth over! You people are doomed to a life of blue collar. Which is funny, because you cheer for a college team. Why not your local peewee organization. At least some of your inbred bastard children probably play peewee. Have fun continuing jobs that nobody else wants to do. It is a shame you reflect so negatively on a school that seems to have decent academics!
VANDY – U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT = MOST VANDY FAGS STAY IN MIDDLE MGT BECAUSE OF LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS ….FINANCIAL ADVISOR – 1000000 OUT OF MUTUAL FUNDS INTO ANNUITY 4% COMMISSION – 1 PHONE CALL – 2 HR CLOSE – DONE – DO THE MATH…U R A LOSER AND U WILL BE EXPOSED …U THINK U CAN HIDE BEHIND A VANDY DEGREE – NOT SO MUCH…
Crimson Hammah. You’re not helping the University of Alabama. As someone who is named after Paul Bryant, I’ve literally been a fan since birth. And every comment you post makes us look worse. Please shut the fuck up.
Goodness — no internet for nearly 24 hours and it’s gone berserk in this thread. I really like the Vandy student coming in here and talking bullshit. Do yourself a favor and get your degree because you certainly (along with your school) will never do anything on the athletic front. If people would actually read the article — it wasn’t wrote by Shane. Big shots out to Alex Hamilton holding it down in here too! 🙂 RTR!
Seems to me the logical thing to do is get off each others schedules. Wouldnt that be the logical choice to solve all this bickering. Dont change the subject. Answer it. You dumb bastards. All of you idiots are dumber than dirt.
u limp wristed bama fan …I have been a fan since the womb and beating down delusional aubies is how i roll …so stifle urself
Bama and Au fans would be fine…. if AU would honor those whom deserve honor like Bama fans honor KY basketball and LSU baseball – I have never seen a Bama fan diss LSU baseball Yankee baseball KY basketball….and AU fans need to celebrate actual achievement and not hype the future which always results in mediocrity at best to this point….
Bama fans in general do not diss the accomplishments of the supreme sec football program in the last 20 yrs – the florida gators
hammah you are a sleezy ass ttown reggin. “stifle yourself”??? you make me ashamed to part of the bama nation
the reason we have abortion is not the evil liberals – it’s the butt kissing – moderate compromisers like yourself…
u r not bama nation – u r barn poser
ROLL TIDE ROLL TO #14 AN APPROPIATE NUMBER OF FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS …2010 IS ON AND I AM SKEERED ………..
I agree on the #14 crimson hammah —- patience — good things come to those who wait. 🙂
If we got off each others schedules. We all would be fine. AU fans in general dont argue with any other fans but bammers. Why do you all want to stay on AUs schedule. You all are pest. I guarantee 100 percent want away from you idiots.Somebody is gonna end up dead becuz of this crap. Watch and see.
Its a wonder Paul Finebaum hasnt been shot to death. Im not kiddin people.
IF VANDY BEATS AU IN 2012 = VANDY WILL HAVE A WINNING RECORD VS AU SO THE SHAME OF IT ALL WILL MAKE AU MOVE TO D2 AND WILL BE OFF BAMA’S SCHEDULE
Dont give me that shite. This shites being going on for decades. Who cares who wins. I could care less. These nasty things arent worth drawing a breath everyday.These idiots are total nuisances.
Then you idiots will come bopping into Beard Eaves tomorrow with yo pestering arses. Hell we dont want cha there. Get it?
THE COMMODORE WAS A BARN POSER
If its true, way to bring the cult into action.
Not once did the author call the harpies a bitch. Nor did Shane write the article. I’ll bet he wishes he had.
The barneys read and hear well, but there is something a miss in comprehension.
I doubt any of this is news to the cheese or gustov. They have known this for years.
It sux to be an aubarn tiger!
damn hammah. you sure are on here all the time. you obviously don’t have a life. try stickin ur finger in ur butt. it will be much more productive. ur a jive ass turkey
t rex – check in some – have a great life – had a great week in sales rtr trex – u a defeated squished bug on a windshield and so is ur team
way not to get beatdown by the hammah – make reasonable comments –
That’s amazing, an aubie crying “Let us off of your schedule”. Are you all that scared of more ass whippin’s. FUCK auburn, loser school, jackass fans, shitty town, bad color. You see there is just nothing good about auburn.
Here’s to Rammer-Jammer #3… and counting.
great post big red
haha shitty town??? have you ever been to t-town. i doubt it. just like most bammers you have probably never been there. i am not too proud to admit that alabama is a great school, and the campus is beautiful. But tuscaloosa is an absolute shit hole town. absolutely slummy. i feel that is completely non biased. just a fact. i give credit where credit is due. bama had a great season! i love the rivalry. if the iron bowl didn’t happen, college football would not be the same. no other game has that kind of passion. we had our way for six, and it looks like yall may have yours for a while as well. anyway everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but i find Auburn much more attractive of a city than ttown. But, again, UA is a beautiful campus!
g p wde – off campus dreamland is great …
Let me lay down the truth. Bear Bryant held Auburn under his thumb for so long that they eventually lost all hope of ever gaining the upper hand, or even feeling anything other than second-rate. The siege Bryant laid upon the hearts of all Aubies would forever propel the “Family” into a delusional furor that consumes their every thought to this day.
In fact, the last Iron Bowl perfectly illustrates the Wah Eagles’ struggle for State supremacy. No matter how hard they work they can’t seem to take the Mighty Red Elephant down. In the end, the Tide always rises above Auburn, garnering automatic “national” respect, status, the attention Auburn craves so bad.
The “process” must be frustrating at best. Auburn is trapped on a merry-go-round, trying to find a way to conquer the ghost of the “Bear”. No amount of whiskey, or even six victories in a row, can purge that “legendary” red-headed step-child syndrome from their psyche. They wear it like a badge.
thanks hammah. have been to dreamland. it’s wonderful. sorry to leave it off!
einstein hit the nail on the head with the hammah – au would enjoy the ride a lot more if they embrace the david role
bear bryant was a money laundering, womanizing, fat chode sucking, mother fucking bitch. haha. and uat is the gay liberal arts school. kinda like montevallo. basically dudes have sex with dudes there.
Bamaborn, in article which alleges that the wives of two AU coaches confronted media personality Paul Finebaum before the Iron Bowl, the following statement is rendered by the author: “When a media personality dares to challenge the Auburn family, the attack dogs, err bitches, err dogs, err wives, err harpies bare their claws and scratch out the eyes of dissenters.” So you’re saying that when he called them bitches he wasn’t calling them bitches? Interesting. I’m calling you an idiot, but please understand that I’m not calling you an idiot.
A Bama fan here.
The individual responsible for this drivel is certainly not a journalist. I would call him/her a wannabe.
You would get your shitty ass kicked if you called my wife a bitch on a shitty ass public site like this. I do know who you are, and it would be in your best interests to put a lid on that piehole of yours.
Roll Tide
Is that a threat there guy?
Yes I have been to T-town wde, many times, you see I have my own transportation unlike most aubies. I have also been down to the farm, and it is my opinion that the only good thing that ever came out of auburn is Hwy 280 (many of my Bama friends would agree).
Slimebaum, it seems that you have a pretty good grasp of same-sex relationships, please tell us more. Paul Bryant forgot more about being a man than most will ever know. The only reason you knuckle draggers attack him is because he coached at Bama, and you have no LEGENDARY coach to remember.
I see aubie as kind of a Canada type, compared to the US. It’s a little like the US, but it sucks. The people there all crack on americans because they have no other achievements to claim, so they spew negative comments as often as anyone will listen.
Alabama, on the other hand is kind of like the US. A grand history of wonderful success. That is not to say that there haven’t been mistakes along the way, there have been many, but the lessons learned have proven valuable. After all that has been done, the over all truth is that success breeds more success.
Good luck with it aubies, if the team you root for actually does win a NC, you will begin to understand the mentality of CHAMPIONS. Until then, keep being the jealous little brother hell-bent to make your own mark.
Cappy, they guy threatening you was absolutely way out of line. But I do have to ask you, don’t you think it was way out of line to call the coaches’ wives bitches?
Seriously, I don’t think anything of what the guy said. I was just trying to play with him some. And I might now the guy judging by his ISP. 🙂
And as for calling the wives bitches, it may have been a poor choice, but attack dogs and the word for female dog was just too enticing in the moment of writing.
And since that word has entered the vernacular and this isn’t 1950……and the women were acting like, errm aggressive, emotional females….but on the other hand, people like that are less likely to be able to take it as a joke.
Of course now I’m having to fight the urge to write them a sarcastic apology note.
BTW, some people on Sportsradio 740 in Montgomery were rippin’ on you yesterday for calling them bitches, including the host John Longshore who’s a staunch Bama fan. Not that you care, just thought you might find it interesting.
PS. I wasn’t one of them. Believe it or not, I’ve actually never called into a radio show.
Hey Cappy,
At least you didn’t call them Ho’s.
John Longshore is a jerk. Of course, now all the jerks in the world will want to sue me for lumping them in with Longshore. Oh well.
Seriously though, see that was all part of my plan. Kind of like Lane Kiffin.
John Longshore couldn’t carry Cappy’s jock strap.
i have a buddy on WVU’s board of trustees that says saban will finish his contract at bama then go home to WVU. just a rumor, but a pretty solid source. any thoughts?
Thanks for making my point, racists, about you and your fellow barneys comprehension skills. He referenced the past writings of the B’ham news in walking softly around the barney nation. He then used multiple words to negatively describe these people that will be after those who speak poorly of the barn. If bitch fits, use it. He chose harpies.
We all know what he meant, but he never called anyone a bitch.
It sux to be an aubarn tiger!
Bamaborn, do you even bother reading posts other than your own and the others that specifically refer to you?? Cappy just specifically admitted in his post from yesterday at 10:39 AM that he called them bitches (as if that needed to be done).
Listening to some of you bammer idiots try to spin and justify what’s been said is completlely pathetic. This is like that wuss from last month that tried to say that his post was misunderstood because of a difference in the words “could” and “might”. As I’ve said before, when you talk smack and get called on it, be a man and do one of 2 things: Stand by it, or apologize and admit it was a stupid thing to say. See, cappy was a man and stood by it. He doesn’t need you to fight his battles for him.
Hey Shane, does Mustang Sally ask you for permission before she voices her opinion? Or has she left your sorry self.
And how can anyone who engraves images to their coaches call anyone a cult. Racists??? Really? What schoolhouse door was stood in? And who has had 2 African American QB’s play any role since the 70’s. The answer… the almighty tide.
The consistently pervasive, delusionally arrogant and hypocritical bammers.
Saban is not that stupid or desperate, but they probably are in West Virgina. That is the shithole of the universe. He left there after high school and hasn´t been back. Why in hell would he go back now? Not to mention that he is a success freak and he would never win a National Championship up there. There are some things that even Saban can´t do! At Alabama he has started something that will give him the opportunity to put himself in an untouchable position in the record books, and that is something that he thrives on. He desperately wants to be remembered in the same light as Bear Bryant or even above. West Virgina, Notre Dame, New Englan Patriots, they can all forget it. He’s probably too old to be at Bama as many years as Bear, but at the rate he´s going he could still catch him in National Championships, not counting the two Bear was screwed out of. Like he said, he’s going to retire at Alabama. Everyone else is just fantasizing. RTR!
Julio,
Man up? Are you serious? This coming from a closet racists that accidentally outed himself.
Did I reference you in my first comments? I guess I did because you are a barney that knows what sucking is all about.
I was not attempting to fight Capstone’s battles. I thought this writing was in poor taste, but if the harpies are guilty, they deserved being called out for being less than southern belles. I did nothing more than point out you and your fellow barneys inability to assess before you react. I read where he admitted to calling the wives bitches. His words specifically refer to what has and will happen to any media personality (not just Finebaum at this years Iron Bowl)for not propping up the barn. This paragraph speaks in the past and present tense. Therefore, there is no specific negative word for the present guilty parties. There is no doubt what he meant, but he lead you and all of your herd into a frenzy. Did you ever think for a minute that was his intent? Who is the idiot?
It is hysterical to me the lack of comprehension you have for someone who thinks so highly of himself.
Why is it you didn’t man up and tell all the clueless barneys Shane didn’t write the article? Who is allowing spin?
It sux to be an aubarn tiger!
Bamaborn, if you’re gonna hurl a pathetic and baseless insult at someone, at least have the freakin’ common sense to say it properly. Otherwise you look like an even bigger idiot than you already are. A single person is not a “racists” as you have twice referenced. That is a plural term. Now go back and re-take 5th grade English, and try to pass it this time.
Glad you caught that racists. I was refering to you and all of your identies, and you and everyone that caught the posting from Shane knows you outed yourself.
I hate this is at the bottom of a dated posting.
I don’t think you are in the 5th grade, but your reading comprehension skills are not above that of a 5th grader.
It sux to be an aubarn tiger and Julio!
I’d accost Paul too given the chance. I am the first to defend my husband. And what makes you think Gene sent his wife to chew Paul out? She may have done it on her own! Duh!