Curtis Luper’s big lie

C urtis Luper was on WJOX’s Roundtable today. He told the best lie ever. He said this about laptop thief Cameron Newton: “He left Florida of his own volition …” (you can hear the Auburn LIE at about the 3:25 mark of the interview at Roundtable Radio.)

What the hell?

Maybe Luper misspoke? Maybe he was trying to say that Newton left Florida because of his own VIOLATION. Getting in trouble for theft will do that to you. In case people have forgotten, this star of the Auburn recruiting class was arrested for theft and entered a “pretrial intervention program.” Once he completed the program the felony charges were dropped. In other words, the thief was able to cop a plea deal. Don’t let any Auburn fans lie to you and tell you this guy isn’t a thief—if he weren’t at thief, he wouldn’t have been kicked off of the Florida Gators and he wouldn’t have entered a pretrial diversion program.

I guess lies are the new thing for Auburn men! Is that in your creed somewhere?

Desperation does that for you, and desperation grows when you have to watch Alabama hoist the crystal trophy.

One last note about the interview, WJOX should be ashamed of itself for running what amounts to a commercial for Auburn football. Alabama fans should not listen to such reckless and inappropriate radio. Colin Cowherd remains the best choice for midday radio (watch on ESPNU in Birmingham.)



58 Responses to “Curtis Luper’s big lie” Subscribe

  1. CRIMSON HAMMAH January 23, 2010 at 11:46 pm #

    BARN WILL GO TO D2 AFTER 2012 VANDY GAME

  2. CRIMSON HAMMAH January 23, 2010 at 11:47 pm #

    KEENAN STAYS WITH BAMA

  3. CRIMSON HAMMAH January 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm #

    TRASH AMBLES TO USC

  4. almightytmc1 January 24, 2010 at 3:36 am #

    Cap,
    I think of “his own volition” means that the police didnt have to drag his thieving ass out of there.

    BTW,
    Can anyone tell me how much a fourth string washout QB at Florida costs these days? I bet they paid extra for the five star rating.

  5. nicksucker January 25, 2010 at 2:18 pm #

    Who cares bout Auburn, we have the hottest coarch in da cuntry. I wish, just like every bama fan, i culd fuck him in his fine ass or at least suck his little nick dick.

  6. Ballplay Indian January 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm #

    Really cappy…..I dont give a rip what your base says about Newton. The only reason you are bringin it up is because you know he will be an impact player. Look at your own thugs before casting stones.

  7. Leslie January 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm #

    Wow, you Bama fans sure are classy!

    Don’t they teach a class at Bama now about having “class”? Oh, sorry, I guess that is scheduled during your morning shift at McDonalds.

  8. bammers eat it January 28, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    you bammers really dont know how to hide your fear..

    just say you fear newton already, btw he still has to win the job…

    a lot of your comments were very poorly put together and rather sad…

    low life rednecks…

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