Tennessee’s war on Lane Kiffin

What can you say about Tennessee fans?

They are pathetic.

These guys were defending Lane Kiffin over the last year and covering Kiffin’s recruiting violations and alleged other bad behaviors like a mysterious car accident? Now all of the sudden these hypocrites are upset?

Please.

Why weren’t you guys telling all these sordid tales about Lane Kiffin when he was the coach of the Tennessee Volunteers?

Why? Because Volunteer fans have no standards. Volunteers traded in the honor of Johnny Majors for Phil Fulmer and then traded Phil Fulmer in for a disgusting person in Lane Kiffin.

You Volunteer fans chose to ignore everything wrong with Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron before they bolted. Do you think Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron were doing things ethically when they worked at the Shinning Beacon on a hill?

What a load of crap.

Now Tennessee fans want to get upset? Football fans—especially college football fans—are like over-emotional women who forgot to take their MIDOL. And Clay Travis might be the biggest Volunteer loser of all. He had all this information of Kiffin being disrespectful to the Tennessee football program—not wanting to pay homage to General Neyland—and he didn’t publish that information until AFTER the Lane Train left for the West Coast. It makes Travis into an even bigger buffoon than the he was at SEC Media Days when the poor guy was obsessed with Tim Tebow’s sex life.

Travis and Tennessee fans got what they deserved in Lane Kiffin; Kiffin was the perfect reflection of Roy Adams, Phil Fulmer and Clay Travis. In other words, Lane Kiffin really belonged at the Shinning beacon on a hill.

The funniest thing in all this is that Lane Kiffin might want to talk to the NCAA to improve his relationship with the enforcement staff. Hey, Phil Fulmer did that! And now maybe Lane would like to tell the NCAA (or the Capstone Report?) more about HO-stessgate. All those lame Tennessee fans were swearing HO-stesses were nothing new. They were shouting that Tennessee had used this hostess program for years.

REALLY? Is that so? Maybe Kiffin could tell us more about this in exchange for being a little more lenient on USC. It is going to be fun to watch what happens in LA and Knoxville in the coming weeks. All this righteous indignation coming out of Knoxville could explode in their faces.

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  1. 1
    bamadon

    Boy Blunder made the vols the laughning stock of the SEC!!
    I wonder what the biggest idiot vol fan Indy has to say? He
    probably still in the nut house where he belongs!! RTR

  2. 4
    Double-standard

    The only thing pathetic is that this Alabama athletics website chooses to post this kind of garbage. Lane Kiffin was who he was, and there is no Athletic Dept. in the country that can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear; certainly Alabama should know that. There is also no Athletic Dept. in the country that would willingly advertise anything done by an employee that would be embarassing to their program. If the person who wrote this trash believes otherwise, I have some deep-water swamp land he/she would think is a really good investment.

    Or, is this posting just sour grapes over Alabama’s defeat at the hands of the basketball Volunteers last night?

  3. 5
    capstonereport

    Alabama played UT in basketball?

    I think Mike Hamilton is a joke, but the real issues here are UT fans like Travis and on Gridscape or GoVolsXtra that defended Kiffin when people should have called for his termination.

  4. 6
    Indiana Vol

    What a load of BULLSHIT from the pious Bammer Morons.

    When your cheating asses can go 10 years without being on probation or buying a player, you can talk.

    Until that time; SHUT UP!

    BTW, Bruce Pearl and Phil Fulmer have one thing in common; THEY BOTH OWN BAMMER!

  5. 7
    BamaBino

    Tennessee is guilty of far more.Leaving the scene of an accident? An insurance company settling without a police report? Covering it all up? The statute of limitations on Kiffin’s crime is 1 year.But I doubt they really have the balls to go after him,as it will only expose more dirt.

  6. 8
    Indiana Vol

    “My name is on the website Mr. Anonymous SEC Fan.”

    ..and crapstonereport is typical of the Crimson TURD MORON NATION!

    BITE ME!

  7. 9
    BamaBino

    Indiana Puke Orange….47-37-8,double digits and multiplying,4-1 in the last 5,3 straight.Swallow your daily Bama Bait hard so the hook lodges down your throat.

  8. 10
    AugustaVol

    First of all, nothing about the wreck was covered up. It was reported by Brent Hubbs on Volquest back in August. Last time I checked, there isn’t a Vol fan defending Kiffin on anything. If you were paying attention at all(which you obviously weren’t), you would have noticed that the UT fan base was pretty much split on their opinion of Kiffin. Most of what he did and said was obviously embarrassing to us. Why are we mad now? I know you are from Alabama, or at least support them. So, this is probably going to be hard for you to comprehend. You see, when a college football coach leaves his team 2 weeks before national signing day, the fan base tends to get a “little” upset. Let’s say your Mom and her boyfriend just started dating last year and he promised he would be with you and your mother and make the payments on your trailer forever. He even promised to paint a big crimson colored national championship elephant on the side so it would be the prettiest in the trailer park. Then, a year later, he leaves the trailer to go get some cigarettes. You find out later he’s in another trailer park making the same promises to another woman that he made to your mom. You would tend to get a little P’od, wouldn’t you? Now you understand why so many TN fans got upset.

    For the record, i’m glad Phil Fulmer talked to the NCAA. Reason: ALABAMA CHEATED!!! Again, I know you are “Alabamian”, so I will make it simple again: You can’t pay money to high school coaches to steer a player to your college. It’s immoral and illegal.

    See ya, you inbred rednecks.

    GO BIG ORANGE!

  9. 11
    Bamafan

    Truth hurts doesn’t it SECFan and Double-Standard? You guys defended a no-class dirtbag for a year, then blast him when he leaves you high and dry. Your recruiting dropped from #6 to #29 in 3 days. And you ended up hiring your # 7 choice for head coach. Meanwhile, Alabama just won their 13th National Championship. Must sux to be a Vile, right guys?

  10. 12
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Uhh, Shitface, ask anybody from the Bama Nation, home of the 14-0-0, 6 All American, Heisman Trophy, Butkus Trophy and, Coach of the Year Award winning, #1 and #2 ass stomping, National Champions, if we give a shit who won a damn basketball game! Much less your retarded opinions. All you pissed off, jealous, pig humpin’, inbred pieces of dog shit can kiss our Crystal asses! RTR!

  11. 13
    Indiana Vol

    Hey EGG HEAD,

    Easy dude, you sound like you are about to drop dead of a heart attack!

    No one outside of the inbred Crimson TURD Moron Nation gives a rat’s ass about your mythical National titles or anything thing else to do with the dirtiest program in college football. According to ABC/ESPN, you tools only have only 8 titles. I guess Bammer Moron math adds 5, for a total of 13.

    Take my advice and SHUT UP!

  12. 14
    Indiana Vol

    AugustaVol;

    Your post above is a classic. Of course, the Bammer boobs on this site are too stupicd to realize they are the dirtiest program in college football.

    What a bunch of idiots!

  13. 15
    capstonereport

    I love how cheaters in Knoxville (HO-stessess & academic fraud during the Fulmer days!) try to lecture others and call names.

    Yep, UT fans are the most pathetic fans in all of college football.

  14. 16
    DAMAGE INC.

    A UcheaT fan calling Alabamians rednecks/inbreds — now that’s funny.

    Of course Alabama has rednecks — but I’ve been all of West to East of your rotten piece of shit state — and I can honestly say we have the upper hand on the redneck-dom.

    Crystal bitches … (hoisting)

    p.s. — I guess you guys are REAL PROUD of your new head coach who has “class” and a “bright future” — This is a big FUCK YOU to the UcheaT nation.

  15. 18
    Big red A

    Indy vol, you live in lame ass cold flat indiana, and you as well as anyone from tennesee should never, ever talk about fuckin’ trailer parks. You see I’ve been to both of your rotten states and regretted every damn second there. I have never seen so many farm animals (they call ’em girls, or mom) walking around. And Tennesee, what a fucking shithole, not a decent restaurant in the whole damn state. And don’t even act like probation aint coming to rotten crotch, I mean rocky top. You knuckle draggin’ booger wranglers have no room to call ANYONE inbred, seriously look in a mirror if you’ve got the balls. If you don’t like the articles on this site fucktard,don’t log on. Now I think I’ve used enough profanity for you two turds to register what I’ve said.

    You’ve been delt with by the CRYSTAL PIMPS Big red A and DAMAGE INC. (long looping backhand, then polishing Crystal)

  16. 20
    SEC Fan

    I was born in Nashville, grew up loving the SEC. For whatever reason my degree is from South Carolina. I guess my number one college football team will always be the Vols. I am embarassed by the Kiffin hire and the whole debacle. Living in ACC country is a bitch. But in the end I love the SEC. I care nothing about the bowls except for SEC involvement. I have seen numerous games in the past twenty years I have lived out here that involve SEC teams and non conference teams. Each and every time we won, the chant goes SEC, SEC, SEC and sends chills up my spine. It is news to me that Bama fans are such haters of the Vols. That you would get down in the gutter and make such comments like this- pathetic? That is so child like. Bama beat the Vols this year by a miracle. You should be glad Kiffin is gone because you would probably lose this year if the Vols get a kicking game. Get a grip. It’s a freaking game. Calling people pathetic is insulting. This is not the real world. It’s a game.

  17. 21
    DAMAGE INC.

    Actually — I’m sad (and a bunch of my Alabama friends are too) that Lame Kiffin is gone.

    You have to admit that the volunqueer nation had Lame Kiffin’s back the WHOLE TIME until he jumped ship. Just admit that and respect will be handed…

    Handed like the hoisting of the crystal ….
    bitches … (rick james bitches — the hand)

  18. 22
    SEC Fan

    I admit it. It’s like every told you your wife/girlfriend was a slut. You defend it and then you catch them in the act. Your embarrased and you react badly. But your friends don’t call you pathetic.

  19. 23
    BamaBorn

    AugustaVol,

    That is a sad story. I know things are bad in Tennessee, but I am truly sorry that your mom’s boyfriend affected your life in such a negative manner. That story really pulls at the heart strings of those more fortunate. Just remember how bad you felt as a child when you tell your girlfriend/wife/sister or however is the mother of children, you are heading out to get cigs.

    You just can’t make stories like that up. Please give this guy a few breaks. He deserves them.

    Some days it sux more to be a vol, but it always sux to be an abarn tiger!

  20. 24
    SEC Fan

    So BamaBorn Says….

    I understand you are on top, holding the crystal and no longer on probation. by the grace of two blocked field goals. Continue insulting people if that makes your life complete. my life is such that all these insults don’t cause much impact. I’m happy for you and the Tide for your nummber one rankinng. More importantly, I am happy that the SEC became the first conference in history to win four in a row. SEC SEC SEC.

    I will continue to scream SEC despite my introduction to you guys. I will still root for Bama in bowls.

    BTW – We will miss Kiffin… Layla Kiffin

  21. 25
    BamaBorn

    SEC Fan,

    Your are a liar period. You can not be a fan of the SEC and not know the hatred between BAMA and the vols. You also prove to have no knowledge of the game by saying BAMA beat tn by a miracle. Did you watch the game? No miracles involved. A real streak of luck for the vols to have a chance with the kick. Ingram fumbles, tn actually scored a touchdown, had the great fortune of keeping possession on an onside kick, moved the ball into field goal range, and then missed the field goal. I’m not sure I am correct, but I think all of this happened in the last 5 minutes of the game. (could have been in the last six minutes) Where’s the miracle?

    No miracle, no logic, most likely a barney imposter.

  22. 26
    SEC Fan

    The final play of the game was a short field goal for UT win. The denfenzive lineman walked through the UT line to block the field goal. What led to that point is irrelevant. What led up to that play has nothing to do with that final attempt.

    I really appreciate the education you bama fans are given me.

  23. 27
    SEC Fan

    liar? Pathetic? Name calling? What is this? I think I stumbled into a middle school forum. My bad, I will leave.

  24. 28
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Hey IV you braindead titturd. 13 or 8 is still about 6 more than UcheaT and would make us tied with Notre Dame for the most. So get to the point fart blossom. Exactly what part of a hell of a lot better than Tennessee ever has been or ever will be do you not understand? RTR!

  25. 29
    Pluto

    Why don’t you go down to the river and swim with the Turds –
    NATIONAL MOTHER FUCKING CHAMPIONS – DEAL WITH IT

  26. 30
    Big red A

    My Crimson boyz is fuckin’ they ass up in dis biatch! Damn. Sec don’t go away mad, anybody who comes on this site who isn’t anointed gets kicked in the balls for a while. Kudos on pulling for the SEC in championships. If not for that fat fagget pedophile fulmer the Bama Tennesee rivalry would still have class, but he’s an asshole, so fuck all vols. Tenn. is better than aubie though, at least you guys are second in all time wins in the SEC. The only vol miracle I saw was Crompton actually finding the field on saturdays.

  27. 31
    alex hamilton

    Y’all lay off of Augusta Vol. He’s still bitter because he didn’t get any action from all the ho’s that were banging Tiger Woods at last year’s Masters.

  28. 32
    SKnoxvillian

    Tide fans dissin’ another teams former coaches? I’ve seen it all!

    Fulmer owned Alabama 11-5-0. Don’t that just sting?

  29. 33
    almightytmc1

    Indy vol.
    UT’s gonna beat yall bammer turds!
    Auburn’s gonna beat yall bammer turds!
    Florida is gonna beat yall bammer turds!
    Texas is gonna beat yall bammer turds!

    Shut up Vol.
    You are the court jester around here already. Please have some dignity.

  30. 34
    Scott

    Didn’t alabama trade the honarable Mike Shula for the classy Nick Satan. And you talk about kiffen violations while your players were on fishing trips and opening used book stores.

  31. 35
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Scott, you inbred dipshit. Get an education before you come on here running your mouth about things you know nothing about. Fucking tard. Go back to your 8-5 or 7-6 piece of shit teams board and leave the discusion to the big boys. 2 in a row and working on 10 and 4 out of 5 working on 10. Fuck all of you! RTR

  32. 36
    mobil1

    Who wrote this? “Shane from Centerpoint”? Dude is a wannabe. He’s nothing but a caller to a radio show. Name one legitimate journalist on Finebaum who is cutoff mid-sentence to take another call. Haha. Also notice he’s “Shane from Centerpoint,” not “Shane [last name] of the Capstone Report.” Dude gets press credentials and thinks he’s a journalist! LOL.

  33. 37
    capstonereport

    Well mobil1, this isn’t Shane from Centerpoint (everything he writes has that byline on it), but I see that you know who he is. And apparently…just like you former coach used to say, no publicity is bad publicity, and therefore he has a brand awareness that you can even know how Finebaum handles him on the radio program!

  34. 38
    Indiana Vol

    Hey CRAPstone,

    Your Bammer program is the dirtiest bunch of Cheaters in college football; Albert Means issue, Textbook scandal, etc.

    Please provide evidence of cheating on the Vol program that comes anywhere near the items mentioned above.

    ……you can’t; SO SHUT THE HELL UP!

  35. 39
    Indiana Vol

    The Crimson TURDs on this site, as well as 95% of the remainder of the Crimson TURD Nation are just uneducated, toothless, classless boobs who get off on “our team is better than yours” syndrome.

    Hey Crimson TURDs, nothing lasts forever, so enjoy while you can and SHUT THE HELL UP!

  36. 42
    BamaBino

    Rotty Top!!! You’ll always be,
    Second rate SEC,
    Gooooooooood ol’ Rotty Top,
    Rotty Top Tin-uh-uh-Ceeeeeeeeeeee,
    Rotty Top Tin-uh-uh-Ceeeeeeeeeeee.

    Nice song y’all got there.

  37. 43
    Big red A

    Fuck off indy. Get the fuck off our site. You obviously can’t handle it. Fuck your low-life team. Getting your asses whipped by bama should be second nature by this point. You call us uneducated, and yet you can’t count, bama still has a double-digit head-to-head lead against shoddy top. Face the FACTS shitesee sucks rat balls. No matter how you try you can’t deny the numbers, BAMA IS BETTER bitch. We’ve got better players on the bench than you fuckers can put on the field. Hell even Leslie fagget Miles can coach Saban’s recruits to a NC. You fuckers are in deep shit for a long time to come. Cosider this your eulogy.

  38. 44
    Scott

    crimsonite just because you can cuss on a computer dont make you bad you little computer geek. You get mad and throw your little cussing fit because you know I’m right.

  39. 46
    mobil1

    I don’t know about other Vols fans, but I’m relieved this embarrassment of a coach is no longer part of our University or Conference.

  40. 47
    DAMAGE INC.

    “Big red A Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    My Crimson boyz is fuckin’ they ass up in dis biatch! Damn. Sec don’t go away mad, anybody who comes on this site who isn’t anointed gets kicked in the balls for a while.”
    =========================================

    Yeah — we tend to take care of each other — unlike other fan bases that are divided most of the time (see Auburn in JetGate with Petrino) — but anyways welcome to the never-ending debacle of the capstone — a place where people live in harmony. LMFAO!!!

  41. 48
    capstonereport

    Mobil1, truth is I think UT is better than Kiffin. I’ve written that Fulmer was much classier than the jerk that is now in LA. However, some fans like Travis annoy me. They are like Auburn’s Phillip Marshall (who wrote for the Huntsville Times). They are apologists instead of doing what is right.

  42. 49
    Big red A

    Vol, you’re just mad because I spunked on your mommy, and I’m using “the only computer in town” to repeatedly bitch slap your 3rd grade dropout, mouth breathing, morbidly fucking fat, tobacco chewing, barnyard 3some havin’, Clay Travis lovin’ corpse fuckin carcass all over this web site.
    Furthermore, I have it on good authority that you were an aubie, but even they kicked you out and told you to go to florida if you wanted to look at kiddy porn, but they hate aubies, so shitessee was the last stop cuz you aint got the balls to be a Bammer.

    (Passing Crystal to DAMAGE INC., slappin’ vol’s eye shut, lauging as we walk away)

  43. 50
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Truth about what asshole. That an Auburn booster on the sly, befriended 3 of our star athletes, Julio, Ingram and Harris, doing innocent seeming things with them that he planned would cost them their eligibility and land Bama on probation? The bastards lucky he didn’t succeed. Gulf Shores has been my familys’ home for 150 years. There are lots of unsavory characters running around there. He would have ended up as shark chum on one of his fucking fishing trips! Now go home and suck your mommys’ titty jr. RTR.

  44. 51
    almightytmc1

    Jesus fucking Christ.
    Some of you UT fans are just plain obtuse.. You bring in the walking soundbite. Lane Kiffin (aka the Bill fucking Clinton of football) and you buy into his absurd lines of bullshit to the point of where you would fist fight over him.
    You got had…
    You got Used….
    You got fucked over by a used car salesman That WAS FIRED BY AL FUCKING DAVIS!
    YOU GOT PLAYED.
    You got embarrased by USC, Lane Kiffin, Monte Kiffin, Ed Orgeron…. et al….

    If I were you. (and thankfully I am not) I would just crawl over to my little saftey corner and hide in shame.
    But No.
    That isnt enough for you. Yoo have to go for the intellectual full monty and show that you are are every inch the half witted, numbnuts, That we thought you were.
    Thank you for confirming our ideas of you as being in a first place tie in the SEC with Auburn for having the most gullible fanbase.
    Seriously,
    One month agao Kiffin was your messiah, and now you are all looking around like someone farted in church.
    Fess up…
    You have been had. And there is no amount of bullshit you can spread on this blog that is going to change the fact.
    This one is on you. Man up or shut up.

  45. 52
    THE HAMMER

    I WAS THINKING TENNESSEE FOOTBALL WAS DEAD FOREVER ….NO HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL WHATSOEVER – THE ONLY HOPE WAS THE MEMPHIS AREA BUT THE INNER CITIES ARE GETTING WORSE AND WILL NEVER BE FRUITFUL DUE TO ACADEMICS…WITH ALL THE GAMES BEING ON TV AND THE EMERGENCE OF SEVERAL PROGRAMS IN ALL THE AREAS OF THE COUNTRY THERE IS NO REASON TO GO TO FRIGGIN KNOXVILLE…NOW I HEAR ESPN AND OTHERS SAYING IT TOO – HEALTH CARE REFORM – DEAD CAP AND TRADE – DEAD ….TENNESSEE FOOTBALL – DEAD.

  46. 55
    THE HAMMER

    THIS EDUCATED GENIUS KNOWS – TENNESSEE IS DEAD – ALL IT’S GETTING IS ARMED ROBBING, GUN TOTING , WEED SMOKING THUGS………..DOOLEY WILL DO A GOOD JOB BUT ASAP WILL GET THE HELL OUT OF HILLBILLY HELL…3 IN ROW AND GOING FOR 17

  47. 57
    the CRIMSON HAMMAH

    NICK SABAN WILL NOT ALLOW A LOSS IN 2010 – 2004 FOLLOWING NICKS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AT LSU – LSU HAD A MEDIOCRE SEASON ….AND NICK HATED THE ATTITUDE OF THE TEAM AND A FACTOR IN NICK GOING TO THE NFL AT THE END OF THE SEASON ….

  48. 58
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Well lets see what this teams attitude is first. We lost more than just three All Americans in McClain, Arenas and Cody. They were our on field coach (McClain), and team cheerleaders (Arenas and Cody). The 3 most difficult men to replace. RTR!

  49. 59
    BamaBorn

    SEC fan,

    Please take indiana vol and julio with you.

    I think the field goal was around 43 yards. That’s not a short field goal.

    It sux to be an aubarn tiger!

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