11 thoughts on “Trial delay for BCS National Championship Game?”

  1. There’s a lot of “shifting” around at work for this odd Thursday night game. I’m getting a lot of time off in the next 2 weeks and I had to turn around and ask the employer for January 8th off because of the non-stop partying I will be doing that night. RTR!!!

  4. Hello Cappy!
    I am back with all of the news that is fit for the “delete” button. And away we go.

    Auburn, Al.
    Pat Dye is at it again. Recently at a Waffle house (location undisclosed by request of Waffle House Inc.) Pat Dye got into a fist fight with a waitress who said (quote) “Would you like Cheese in those scrambled eggs?” Apparently Coach Dye doesnt like anyone messing with his Auburn eggs either. The Auburn police arrived at the location (75 miles from Auburn, coincidentally) and promptly arrested the 19 year old pregnant waitress for “Assaulting a Legend” Pat Dye was rushed to the hospital to have a coffee cup removed from his anal cavity.
    In other news, Coach/motivational speaker/Rap artist wannabe Trooper Taylor is still shopping around his Rap Album “Skr8 outta da Plains YALL!!!” to all of the major record labels in a limo that looks suspiciously rented.

  5. That’s what I was thinking! An Auburn lawyer? Who the hell does he represent? The cattle against the slaughter house? Animal husbandry rights? Sheep spousal and child support claims against Auburn grads? Is there a Pan in your family? Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! RTR!

  6. “Star” Running Back on Protest
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    BREAKING NEWS:

    Auburn Running Back Senior Ben Tate is protesting at Toomer’s Corner! He demands a recount of the Heisman ballots and will not eat or sleep until that is done. He currently is sporting team gear with 2 cases of 1-ply cheap dollar store toilet paper. The reason of that is unknown. Ben Tate is adamant about his statistics and demands to have ANOTHER ceremony in New York City to determine the REAL winner of the Heisman. This is breaking news so we will have more is to follow.

    Source: That dude who works at the gas station “down ‘tha road”.
    (C)2009

    Reposted from another thread to spread the BREAKING NEWS!!!

  7. There are auburn lawyers, judges too.

    I wouldn’t think any reasonable person would object to the postponement of a civil trial so people could go to a game like this. If someone objected, they’d be a total douchebag. Some people are disagreeable just to be dicks, well, like Auburn fans.

    Of course, I know of a few civil defense lawyers in Montgomery that are Auburn grads are TOTAL douchebags.

  8. I decided to post my “response” to the Friend of the Program here, since it probably won’t survive the Pravda, er, Auburn moderation treatment.

    alex hamilton // December 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Reply

    You’re a moron, Friend. A lot of judges would gladly continue a case for any legitimate reason. I know a few judges that went to Auburn that would gladly continue a civil hearing because an attorney is going on a vacation, so why do you think this is a big deal? You’re just pissed off because your team won’t ever even sniff the BCS Championship Game.

    Most likely, the judge was perfectly fine with the continuance, he merely required a paper Motion. A lot of judges follow this protocol. When faced with the prospect of writing a Motion that he knew that the judge would surely grant, this attorney took a few liberties. God forbid he got a lil “overzealous”.

    You know, condescension works a lot better if you’re not an ignorant ass.

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

  9. To be honest, I want my lawyer to be a total douchebag. 😛

    I got subpoenaed one time after an investigative piece on illegal gambling. I was talking with my attorney about it, and said we have to fight it. But, we need to be careful and not piss off the DA. My lawyer looked at me and said, “Why not? It’s fun.”

    I knew I had the right guy when he said that. 🙂

  10. Yeah well according to the latest info, he IS going to grant a continuance, and against an Auburn ‘lawyers’ wishes! In some circles he’s probably going to be renamed ‘Judge Mullet’! Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww!

  11. Cappy — I would agree with you on that — but on the other hand — I like my lawyer to golf and be drinking buddies with the DA. What ‘cha think ’bout that capz? 🙂

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