Apologies to Tennessee & Lane Kiffin

I apologize to Lane Kiffin. I had him all wrong. He said all these secondary violations had a purpose, and I scoffed.

Not anymore.

He does have a plan. And it is working.

The latest hostess scandal proves just how sophisticated the Tennessee football coach is. He’s finally remade Tennessee’s image.

Gone are the days when you couldn’t spell Citrus without UT. Here instead are the days of you can’t spell Slut without UT.

It is a great marketing plan. Even I want to go to Knoxville now. And who wouldn’t when you read stories like this in the New York Times, “Keith Easterwood, a veteran summer basketball coach, said that on a visit last year with his son, a football recruit, he had to ask a hostess to stop brushing her breasts against both him and his son.”

Kiffin has beaten everyone. He realizes that more important to teenage boys than football or academics are the primal urges. And what better way to release the Wild Boyz than with some titillating Wild Girlz?

But the real genius isn’t in using the sluts, err, I mean hostesses. According to every Volunteer fan on the Internet, this is common throughout the SEC. The real genius of Lane Kiffin is getting the story in the New York Times—and then all over blogs. Don’t believe for a minute that rivals leaked this story to the Times. Nope. This story and the press were manipulated by that expert PR guy on Rocky Top. It is all part of the plan.

Now everybody in the country knows Tennessee girls are easy.

That type of information is good for more than just football recruiting. Even math geeks, engineering nerds and arts weirdoes will be attracted to Knoxville—provided they can take time out from raiding in World of Warcraft—because with so many easy girls, even these guys might get lucky.

See how comprehensive Lane Kiffin’s plan is? It is going to expand enrollment across the campus!

All the doubters out there should apologize. I know I am sorry for ever doubting him. And I feel that I can speak on behalf of every Alabama fan when we admit that Lane Kiffin scares us and the rest of the SEC—just like Gene Chizik at Auburn and Les Miles’ clock management. Florida’s Urban Meyer and Alabama’s Nick Saban just won’t be able to deal with such sophistication coming out of Knoxville. Our days are numbered, and we humbly admit it.

In the coming days as secondary violations are discussed and Tennessee’s failure to report the secondary violations lead to discussions about a lack of institutional control, it will only further Tennessee’s image.

There is no stopping Tennessee now. There is no stopping Lane Kiffin’s plan. I’m sorry for doubting the Volunteers. I was wrong. Tennessee is clearly on the right track. Don’t stop now!


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  1. 7
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    I’ll say one thing for IV. The boyz persistent. He can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’. Either that or he’s retarded and or has no pride. All the other dickwads have tucked and run. Let’s see, LSWho didn’t beat us and the Barn didn’t beat us and the Gayturdz didn’t beat us and the Barn didn’t keep Mark from winning the Heisman and LSWhoz going to recieve a PLOI and UcheaTs going to recieve a PLOI and the Barn got hit for Big Cat Weekend and if they’re not careful there could be a PLOI out there with their name on it too. Boy, together with the officiating BS, the SEC’s integrity is taking a hit. Bama and Florida are all that’s left to defend her honor. Who woulda’ thunk! Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! Ohh Zionhippy2, and Bama Hate and Reality Check and you other similar tit turds, where are you? I’m in the mood to torture somebody. I want to pull the wings off of a shit fly. LMFAO! RTR!

  2. 8
    Alex Hamilton

    Hey C,

    Bring on your certified complaints!!!!! I’ll do one better. I’ll pay the filing fee for little Laney. It would be well worth the eventual embarassment to you and Kiffin.

    And, I’ll be glad to pay for a chimpanzee to defend Cap, because a monkey throwing his feces could file a proper motion to dismiss your suit C.

    There’s a certain thing called being a public figure,,,not to be confused with Pubic Figures,,, that’s how much the Orange Pride Hostesses budget is for a given fiscal year.

    Ya see, when you hold yourself out as a public figure, as Mr. Laney Kiffin does on a regular basis, a media type has to engage in actual malice to defame said public figure in order to be liable to said public figure in court.

    Oh. And one more thing. The truth is an absolute defense to any claim of libel or slander. Furthermore, any lawsuit by Kiffin would be treacherous because he would open himself up to subpoena power of the court. I’m willing to bet that it’s safer for Kiffin to allow himself to be called a “Pimp”, than for him to risk proof being exchanged in discovery that confirms he is a “Pimp”.

    So suck on that C.

    And if you want to get a good primer on what media can and cannot do, read Curtis Publishing Co. v. Butts 388 U.S. 130 (1967). I suggest you actually edify yourself rather than come to our blog and make yourself out to be a dumbass fool. You dumbass fool.

    The Saturday Evening Post tried to deliberately ruin Paul W. Bryant’s reputation by claiming he attempted to fix games. And it is why Paul Bryant made a ton of money in the 1960’s from things other than being the greatest man to ever wear a whistle. Furthermore, the payoff in that case played a small part in Bryant’s family becoming one of the wealthiest in the South.

    We at Alabama understand the law. In contrast, Tennessee just breaks the law trying to keep up with us.

    Fuck you Indiana Cunt

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    Alex Hamilton, you are the lowest form of human excrement. You have a deplorable gutter mouth and I, as an Alabama fan am ashamed to have you root for the tide. This article is unfair to all of the girls at UT who conduct themselves with class and style. You must not have a mother, wife, or daughter to paint a whole population of females at a school as sluts. If you did I’m sure they would be ashamed of you as well. Why don’t you do all of us Bammers a favor and shut your disgusting mouth. I hate Kiffin as much as the next guy but we have no right to throw stones at other programs when we have a history as one of the dirtiest programs in NCAA history. I hope UT never beats us again but I think Kiffin, while a loud-mouthed jerk, is a good recruiter and coach and the Vols will be a formidable opponent again very soon. We are one Coach Saban big money offer away from going back to losing seasons. Let’s show some class. Maybe if we do then UT can learn it from us.

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    Dear Alex Hamilton,

    The simple fact that you misunderstood what my post was referring to points to the fact that 1) you are a bama fan and 2) you are a more ignorant than usual bama fan.

    Good day and keep up the good work making bama fans proud.

  5. 17

    How did your “umderstanding of the law” help you out when you bitches were whining about Fulmer turning your sorry asses in??

  6. 18
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Jake, you’re as full of shit as a Christmas turkey. You fucking slUT troll in sheeps clothing! If you don’t like what we say on this board, you can always tune your tv to TBN or CBN or PTL! Go away! And C, kiss my ALABAMA ass! You’re as retarded as the Virginia Tech asshole who said the same thing 5 months ago! Both of you attend or attended (maybe) inbred, redneck, stump jumpin’ colleges, and you’re threatening one of the top 25 law schools in the country with a lawsuit? Good luck retard! Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! Pimp! slUT! Pimp! slUT! Pimp! slUT! Pimp! slUT! Pimp! slUT! RTR!

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    Chicken Bucket

    For a team that needed a guy who is about one KFC Buffet away from having a massive heart attack on the field to beat an unranked team at their own field and then talk shit is amazing. You guys literally needed Mount Diabetes to help you along on your Slive and Saban Excellent Adventure. Does Saban just go into the projects and say “Gimme your biggest, fattest, son of a bitch and we’ll try to strap a helmet on his fat ass so he can win me a National Championship”… Unbelievable that you call can talk shit… your precious Heisman did shit against UT’s defense.. hell he even fumbled.. Then to take it all you have the balls to talk about Hostesses… Fuck off.. Bama started the Brothels with the Bama Belles.. do your fucking homework… Bear Bryant was the biggest fucking cheater this side of Adolph Rupp… you beat us by 2… lol.. count them 2 points.. couldn’t even score a touchdown with your precious precious Heisman winner.. but it is so hillarious that you guys can even think about questioning Tennessee’s ethics in anything… see you 10/23/10… FTF!!!!!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    C you inbred sister humpin’ faggot. If you crooked bastards in Tennessee didn’t accept money for playing football and giving blow jobs, we wouldn’t have had to defend ourselves. What’s more you pig fucker, our attorneys’ beat the NZAA in spite of your faggot coach. The Nazies had to turn the case over to the Feds out of desperation, and the Feds made their own case which was not against U of A, but which provided the NZAA with what they wanted to sanction U of A with. So tell me slUT dog, how did you like U of As’ legal prowess when your fat faggot coach was so scared shitless of coming down here that he skipped the SEC Media Days event in Birmingham? Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! Assholes! RTR!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Hey pig fart, we won didn’t we? Look in the record book for the next 1000 years and see if it doesn’t say Alabama 12 – Volunqueers 10! See if it doesn’t say Mark Ingram won the Heisman Trophy. See if it doesn’t say Rolando McClain SEC Defensive MVP – BERRY nothing. See if it doesn’t say Alabama SEC Champions. See if it doesn’t say – oh well you get the picture dumbass. You stupid bastards actually thought we were going to hand you the game on a silver platter? God I loved the dazed, dejected and suicidal expressions on the faces of all those inbred bastards after Mount Cody ripped their fuckin’ hearts out! You dumb turd knockers are lookin at 4 in a row and 5 out of 6. We’re lookin’ at ya in the rear view mirror! Kiss my ass! RTR!

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    Bama a top 25 legal school? That must be because you spend so much time cheating it is to develop a new line of lawyers each year to keep you off the death penalty. Keep Florida out of your sister marrying head. We want nothing to do with you Skoal dipping inbreeds. The only reason recruits do not screw Bama hostesses is because you can’t pry her brother off of her. That and her dog growls at them. Hook em Horns. beat some cheating bama butt!

  11. 23
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Ah lookey, a Gayturd swawp faggot raised its ugly head and slithered in out of the putrid mud. Can’t believe you actually think so little of yourself that you would sneak over here for another total ass whippin. Get your traditionless ass back down in the swamp with the ‘U’, where you belong. The King is back. Who the hell are you anyway? Go on, git now, ‘fore we have to curb stomp you like one of those slUTz! RTR!

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    Actually bamabutt, the king is dead. But you can drag Elvis up at your next frat party. Are you the gay looking bama fan who has a bear tat on his back and wears a skirt to all of the games? His pictures are all over the net. Shirtless and wearing a skirt must be some sort of bama rite of passage. And i did not sneak. I just kicked the door in and walked on through.

  13. 25

    Three things you know when you hear the word Bama.
    1. Cheating is involved.
    2. They defined the term dead drunk.
    3. They make crappy peanut butter.

  14. 26

    Watch out gatorz, we will do to you what we did to your team. Bitch slap you, kick your teeth in, and send you back crawling to the swamp crying.

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Hey you’re the one that’s gay, Gayturd! Doesn’t matter what you think about us asshole! The only thing that matters is 32-13, Tebow lost his omnipotence, Ingram won the Heisman by curb stompin’ Floridas’ ass, and Bama is champion. You better git your ass on back to the mud pit and worry about next year when we’re gonna be even better and you lose Lord Tebow, Haden, Demps, Spikes, etc. Don’t ya’ll embarrass us and lose to Ohio States’ red headed step child now! Go on, git ‘fore I sic the dog on ya! RTR! 32-13, 32-13, 32-13, 32-13, 32-13!!!

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    Wow, this is great! Cappy, as legal representation of one of the “sluts” you are referring to in your article, let me be the first to welcome you to upcoming libel suit.
    Thank you for making my job so easy!

    Have a great evening!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Fearinsex, you couldn’t represent a cocksucker at hen convention. Where’d you get that screen name? From bending over in a slUT mens toilet? Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! RTR you faggot POS!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Well seenin’ as how all the good little Bammers have gone to bed and I aint gettin’ no help repellin’ all these faggot invaders that Cappy has gone and pissed off. I’m gonna call it a night and get some sleep. Ya’ll cocksuckers have fun with your rants. In the mornin’ I’ll be on your asses like a crack smokin’ chickin’ on a June Bug! RTR!

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    You sir, are a sick, libelious writer. Attacking the football program with the evidence is fair game, but where is the evidence for supporting your slanderous statements of engineering students at UT? As a journalist, I think it is your duty to look at improving your writing style and becoming more honest in your statements. To me, it seems most of Lane Kiffin’s statements of late have been more credible and well versed than yours.

  20. 34

    Hey Crimsonite, E.G. White, it was a little late when I typed that in and since the “x” button is right beside the “c” button, I missed.
    What is up with your potty mouth? They say that is a sign of a low I.Q., so I guess I really shouldn’t expect less.

    I think I will contact Cincinatti and see if they want to start a little legal action, themselves.
    Have you seen this?

    I know there is a lot of “legal talk” in there so if you need me to translate, just let me know?

  21. 35
    Alex Hamilton

    Awwww…did I offend you Jake??? Did I upset you???? Awwww…. poor Jakey. Why are you wasting your time here anyway? Don’t you have a glee club meeting to get to? You’re far too sensitive for big boy discussion.

    I’m just going out on a limb here guys, but I think those tampons in Jake’s buggy aren’t for his girlfriend.

    Listen here you condescending bitch. IF you are an Alabama fan, you’re the exact type of fool that is too afraid to be critical of anything. You sit up in the stands and stew, but won’t open your mouth. But instead of expressing your thoughts, you claim that you’re “classy”. And you keep it to yourself. Yeah, that argument may have worked in the 1970s. Today, it just means that you’re either old or neutered.

    I’m guessing you have a mangina. And, reading my posts must make your mangina a little sandy.

    If you don’t like reading my posts, why don’t you man up, nut up, and go on the offensive as well. My posts are typically in response to some asshole opposing jerk wanting to denigrade Alabama or this blog.

    In this instance an asshole said Capstone was going to be sued. I merely pointed out that he was a fool for thinking Capstone Report was liable to UT or Lame Kitten. Read the law.

    I notice “C” (does that stand for cunt? just curious) that you don’t support your statements with any legal authority. You must be just another 20 year old Tennessee douchebag that runs his mouth, pounds his chest at the games, and then lets his girlfriend service the football team out of his loyalty to the program. God, kissing “C”s girlfriend must be like licking a plastic sofa used in an orgy scene…..it’s wet, sticky, and reaks of ass.

    How’s that for class Jake? I hope your class keeps you warm at night. Loser.

  22. 36
    Alex Hamilton

    Hey “Fear in the SEC”

    You must be some lowlife, nightschool lawyer that hangs out at the courthouse to catch appointments so he can pay his student loan bill.

    You don’t understand the law, you don’t understand College Football and you don’t have a leg to stand on here.

    IF Alabama was ineligible for the Coaches’ Poll, that would have been made clear from the beginning. In other words, Alabama would have entered the 2009 season as ineligible. All eligibility issues are handled ex ante, or before the season. The utter stupidity to believe that Alabama can “magically” have its eligibility for the BCS Championship removed one month before the game is fanciful. I bet you and Vince and Steve in Cincinnati are all going to wait up this year so you can get Santa Clause on video!!!!

    You’re a bunch of idiots and I don’t fear you or UT you stupid ass!!!

    The fact of the matter is that people, much more intelligent than you or this Cincinnati Steve, or Vince Mullins, are in control of the BCS because there are millions of dollars involved.

    There aren’t any nightschool lawyers or UT fans on those committees.

    I know this much. I would never trust my life to some 20 something punk in Tennessee that took four times to pass the bar, like you “Fear in SEC”. You’re a goddamn fool.

    You must believe in Santa Clause. You still think that Lame Kitten is going to win an SEC title. Keep telling yourself that. I see our streak going to 7 or 8 with Laney at the helm.

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    Alex, you are not the slickest frog in the pond, are you?

    Capstone report is NOT “liable” to UT or “Lame Kitten”.

    Capstone report is, however, about to be sued for “libelous” writing against the hostesses, or “sluts” as he wants to call them.

    Here you go genious, just so you know the difference between “liable” and “libel”.

    Libel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation

    Liable: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/liable

    Have a nice day, genious! (You need to take those “6th grade playground” posts somewhere else)

  24. 38

    FEARinSEC, come on you know better than that. The New York Times story clearly states some girls were acting slutty (and sorry, but rubbing your breasts up against some teenage boy is slutty behavior.)

  25. 39

    Capstone, you are correct, that is why the NYT and Mr. Thamel will be named in the suit also. Along with any other “Media Types” that want to continue dragging these girls names through the mud. They may not win anything, and that’s probably not their intentions, but it will cause a lot of inconvenience for the parties involved.

  26. 41

    I am not on here to debate the legal ramifications of anyone’s actions. I am here for entertaient purposes only. It’s just a bonus that I can point out gutter journalism, make you (uptight bama fans) crap themselves and hopefully raise your blood pressure to unhealthy levels. So, keep it coming.

    By the way, don’t worry about being called classless… It has long been expected by everyone else in the SEC that bama fans behave in such a manner… We’re used to it. Bama fans have never played well in the sandbox because of their delusions. It’s ok.

  27. 42
    IN Vol Alum

    I used to think Bama fans were classier that this. I would expect it from Florida or Georgia… The hostesses have been around long before Kiffin came, but he has a bullseye on him for ruffling the feathers of the old guard. Most top tier programs have them. FYI:The bama nation knows they escaped the UT game and would not be in the big game had 1) our kicker gotten more than 3ft of lift on his kick, or 2)Kiffin could have pressed the issue of Cody removing his helmet with the ball still in play..

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. Formerly E.G. White

    Naw FearinSex, I think it was right the first time. It would be nice to see a bunch of inbred turds waste lots and lots of money on a lawsuit that wouldn’t go anywhere! But it would be advisable for a retard from an inbred sister humpin’ college to not be quoting laws to a law school. Laws for which he has no education to understand. I’ll point out a couple of facts you managed to overlook, asswipe! First, the textbook thing was not major. If Alabama had not been in the 5 year window from previous probation there in all likelyhood would have been no sanctions at all! Second, the bylaw states that Alabama must comply with the COI’s ruling during the appeal process. Which Alabama is doing. The COI did not ban bowl or championship game participation, you ignorant asshole! Three, Brian Kelly voted Alabama into the BCS Championship Game! Or do you even know who he is, you driveling turdfly? Four, no one can be held liable for commenting on a reliable news source. Cap made no new accusations himself. Five, KMA! RTR

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    There is no fear dickwad. For one thing, this has nothing to do with U of A. Second, Bama fears nothing. The only fear around here is the absolute fear of the rest of the SEC that Bama will return to glory! Opps, too late! You pig farts are the ones scared shitless that your glimmer of recovery is fixing to get curb stomped! In Vol Alum, go back to your crack pipe and review my earlier post on your fucking 10-12 moral victory! Glad you know so much about what Bama fans were thinking. Shit I would have been lost without you asshole! Quick somebody post a link showing Julio 13 feet up in the air to block if Cody had missed. And I guess you retarded pig farmers don’t read football rules any better than you read NCAA bylaws or Civil laws either. UcheaT would not have retained possession or gotten a rekick, you stupid child molester! Go home and pry your daddy off your baby sister. You’re clogging up the internet with your clutter. Or better yet, stay here so I can curb stomp you some more! Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! RTR

  30. 46

    Just finished skimming the comments concerning Mr. Capstone’s journalistic tour de force in which he figured out that recruiting in the SEC is a down and dirty business. Apparently the astonishing insights by Mr. Capstone attract a very different class of college football fan.
    Apparently, this here web site is the place where crimison lace panty wearing rocket surgeons from Huntsville and orange latex fetish morons from Oak Ridge gather to have their weekly hair pulling b@tch fight.
    But seriously, how many of you tidey bowlers are really going to cast stones at Tennessee for alleged recruiting violations. If you are really tempted to do so, please consider the storied history Alabama has compiled over the years for cheating (and yes I know it was all Phil’s fault that you guys got caught).
    On the other hand, Lane Kiffin needs to get control of his program and his mouth. Hopefully, these are the youthful transgressions of a guy with very little experience as a head coach. If it is something more sinister, the Big Orange has a real problem and will likely replace the rammer jammers as the NCAA violation poster child.
    P.S. What right thinking, God fearing, Southern Gentleman would ever consider using beautiful coeds as a recruiting tool? How awful!!
    P.S.S. Always remember it’s just a kid’s game and meant to be fun.

  31. 47
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Nope. A multi-billion dollar industry and the financial security of all the nations major universities, is absolutely not a childs game anymore. Forget that axiom right now! RTR!

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    Ballplay Indian

    The NY Times is a rag that needs to be put out to pasture. All the Bammers cite them as sources that never pan out. Dont worry UT the times are full of crap and you will be fine. They tried to crucify our teams pastor Chette Williams because of a NYT story. And guess what, nothing happened.

    Alex, sheeez dude. Have you no morals ? Your own fan base is calling you out on being a reprobate, potty mouth, degenerate and all you do is curse them out as well. Be proud big man.

  33. 49
    Indiana Vol

    These Crimson TURD Morons such as Alex, Crapstone and EGG HEAD White are not the brightest bulbs in the fixtures. They do not know their arse from a hole in the ground and most of them live in a hole! These fools are a shining example of the idiocy that is the U of A and its fans. They are belligerent, classless, uneducated, feces that have nothing else in life than to belittle their oponents. It was Bammer Morons like these tards that make me despise anything related to the Crimson Turd program and its usless fans.


  34. 50
    Alex Hamilton

    Yeah, I’m skeered Ballplay. Whateva.

    Farce in the SEC you’re still not catching on,, let me make this very clear to you. You’re claiming that that Capstone is LIABLE for his LIBELLOUS comments. Yes, if you had a law degree, you would understand that LIABLE means LIABILITY. You’re the uneducated, fuck that doesn’t know what he is talking about.

    Maybe I need to get a picture of you, and create a new wikipedia post to define “uneducated fuck.” You’re the poster boy. Fuck you Volunqueer.

    You’re the one that failed reading comprehension. OF COURSE, TO GET INTO UT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SCORE MORE THAN 15 ON THE ACT!!!!!!! HOW ELSE DID TEE MARTIN GET INTO THAT SCHOOL?

    The Orange Pride girls in the photograph were outed by a Sports Illustrated writer. He took the picture after a high school game in South Carolina, a couple hundred miles from the UT campus.

    The girl, Lacey Earps, is putting it on her facebook page that she has been in a relationship with three football recruits. She also went to pose with the other two recruits. All Capstone has done is point out the obvious. And, if they try and sue him or SI or the New York Times, Lacey Earps and any other hostess will lose. The truth is an absolute defense. In other words, bring it the fuck on. Capstone is not liable to any hostess, Lame Kitten, or UT. Any statement to the contrary is nothing more than wishful thinking.

    I learned all this in Torts class at U of A. You obviously slept through basket weaving at UT engineering. Or you were busy picking your nose with your protractor.

    Ballplay, don’t chime in and pretend that Jake was a real Alabama fan. He’s more like the hybiscus in my office,,, a plant, green with envy, with orange hues in his center.

    And when any of you make more money than me, you can TRY make me feel less than you. I will continue to express my opinion on this and other sites, ad nauseum. You UT fans are nothing more than a bunch of 20 yo losers that sit back and daydream what life would have been like if ole Uncle Phil would have let you walk on like you wanted to. Grow up you douchebags.

    Keep clinging to that high ground C. You’re nothing more than an idiot that spouts off at the mouth and has no rational basis for your actions.

    If the NCAA rips you a new one, we’ll see whether any of you talk then. Fuck you Indiana Vol.


  35. 51
    Alex Hamilton

    And why the hell would any of us really care what happens at UT anyway?

    UT is a mediocre program in a state that produces very little Division 1 or NFL level talent. Well, except for Dontae Hightower,, but UT couldn’t keep him, ha ha.

    UT is average. Plain and simple. UT will never in the next decade win an SEC or national championship. UT will not finish in the top five of the rankings. At best, UT is 2nd behind UGA or UF. I think South Carolina wins the East next year anyway.

    Besides, UT is definitely hurting for players.




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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Hey Indiana Volunqueer! Why don’t you go mate with your fag frat bro, FearInSex! Ha ha ha! By the way, how’s the old bung hole recovering from the McClusterfucking? ROTFL! Ya’ll knew this was coming fools. You don’t tug on Supermans cape, you piss into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don’t fuck around with BAM – A! RTR!

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    Dang, A. Hamilton, settle down, That Fear character is obviously not a lawyer, you can tell by his wording of things! Seems like he just wants to push some buttons and apparently it is working. RTR!!!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White Says:
    December 13th, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Fearinsex, you couldn’t represent a cocksucker at hen convention.

    LMFAO!!!! That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard!!!

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    I just want to say that E.G. and Alex Hamilton — kick ass!!! I have absolutely enjoyed every minute of reading this thread!!!

    I’m trying to type something but it’s already been covered by these two fine gentlemen.

    new sig. :


  40. 56
    Indiana Vol

    “UT is average. Plain and simple. UT will never in the next decade win an SEC or national championship. UT will not finish in the top five of the rankings. At best, UT is 2nd behind UGA or UF. I think South Carolina wins the East next year anyway.

    Hey Alex (AKA, classless CRIMSON TURD MORON),

    What was Bammer’s record from 2000 to 2009 and what was Tennessee’s?????? A tad over .500 according to the record books and the vacated wins by your dirty, cheating bastards!

    Now who is average??

    You must have learned your manners at Tuscaloser U because you are as classless and idiotic as the rest of the Bammer Moron Nation!!


  41. 57
    Indiana Vol

    “In Alabama, slut is an euphemism for mom.”



  42. 58
    Ballplay Indian

    The above 4 or 5 posts only prove what the rest of the nation already knew. That Alabama fans preach “class” and “tradition” but spout off at the mouth like they have never won a state championship, much less a national championship. Fact is, you three jackasses above ARE the sterotypical Alabama fan. You will spout the same ole B.S. year after year, then wonder why everyone else in the country thinks your all idiots…..Well, its because you are all idiots plus or minus 1% of your base. Your all foul mouth , chest thumping, pusses, who have probably never worn a jock, but Im sure youve sniffed plenty, or worn plenty on your heads while being picked on by the high school bully.

    Alex, your a tool in the highest order….You have no idea what anyone else makes on this board, and frankly, it doesnt matter. If you were a billionaire, you are still a tool….Money cant by sense, and you cant fix stupid….Sorry.

    C.B. you are like the little queer that follows the bully around talking crap. “Yeah, you tell em E.G. and Alex..Yeah ! ” Shut up , and know your role turdfly…

    E.G. I kinda like you. Your funny in your own way, but dude, CHILL OUT !!! Maybe your out of Thorazine ?

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    Indiana Vol

    Look around Bammer Boobs; the reason your filthy Crimson Turd is so hated is because of the rampant cheating and classless diatribe (a bitter, sharply abusive denunciation, attack, or criticism for the Tuscaloser U students and grads) Alex the dickhead and Egghead the asshole expound on a regular basis.

    Congrats on being so good at pissing off the rest of the SEC that your team is so hated that the rest of the SEC hopes the Texas Longhorns stomp your sorry ASS into the California soil!


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    BPI — E.G. and Alex pretty much say what I feel —

    Oh BTW — I don’t have “class” — I’m a BAMA fan who will beat the fuck out of you during the tailgating (hypothetically). Class is out of session. I have no respect for Auburn fans what so ever. I could handle the fingers and the thumb but it took your faggot team to stomp on our ‘A’ in the middle of our field at Bryant-Denny that threw class out of the window. There is a new breed of Alabama fans — I’m just the 1%’er of them that is not represented on this message board. You better be glad you have privacy behind the keystrokes of your unwanted material.

    You haven’t an ounce of respect and your opinions don’t matter — except in the sea of orange and blue — I feel sorry for you that you have to come in here and add inches to your dick which you can’t in real life. Matter of fact, you need to get a life — and talk with your fellow aubbies about issues your program is facing severely (like … losing) — Wish you the best and oh yeah … FUCK YOU AUBURN AND FUCK YOU!!!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Thanks CB81. I’ll be on your asses like a crack smokin’ chicken on a June Bug, was just for your enjoyment! RTR!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Hey IV and others. We are ALABAMA! We don’t care what you think. Hate us please! Your daddy’s back in town and there aint nuthin’ you can do about it. The thug imposter who you’ve all been genuflecting to for 15 years has been curb stomped. All hail the King! Yeah nobody wins em all, we know that. So every once in a while 1 or 2 of you will get lucky. And you’ll dance and sing in your drunken delusion that you’ve ‘Turned The Tide’ so to speak. But rapidly it will come crashing down on you like a tidal wave in the Red Sea! Enjoy the crumbs! Yeah BPI, it’s my MO. I like to make em laugh while I cut their throats! RTR!

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    Please hate us. We enjoy it. The LSWho fans are jealous that we stole their title of “the rowdiest fans” in the SEC. Bring it and then some — we will kick your ass (literally)!!!

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    It really doesnt take a genius to figure this out.
    Here is Lane Kiffin… used to the glitz and pizazz of a town like LA. But the LA gig is running sour he has litrally played himself out of the NFL. He needs a job. And yes, there are several programs in college interested in his services. But it cant be just any old program.
    Not for Lane.
    The closest he can find to his agenda is UT. Why?
    Because UT is a brand name and can draw some substantial looks from some substantial talent.
    The plan is simple. Go in and recruit the most talent and win big for at least a season, It doesnt matter if you are bending and breaking rules at all, because when you get the program to the appearance of being a power again you can jump ship and leave the mess for the next sucker to pick up….. your stock has gone up. You can go on to the next big thing and enter it looking like a conquering hero.
    Your wife can keep spending big $$$ on “F*ck Me” pumps and Street walker dresses. And life will be good.

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    “In 2008, the NCAA received 2972 self-reported secondary violations from 331 member schools. That’s is an average of nine secondary violations per school.
    Tennessee had six…
    Their six violations are usually cited without any other statistics, often insinuating that the number is disturbingly high.”

    Bend over bama rednecks!

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    Ballplay Indian

    In case all of you didnt know , C.B. is a baaaad man….Hes scary . I apologize for insulting you C.B. Please dont whoop me. I can tell by looking at your sig alone that you are a black belt in ju-jitsu. Again , please accept my apologies.

    Naw, not really, your a tool as well. ZIP YOUR LIP AND KNOW YOUR ROLE LITTLE TURD.

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    Bear Humper

    Bama fans. What a joke they are. They win an SEC championship for the first time in a decade and they think that they’re back. In the last decade, all they had to talk about was their 5,000,000 National Championships, most being bought with a little cabbage slipped to a few sports editors when the time was right, and their billions of SEC championships, back in the days when their hobbies were spitting tobacco juice on anything that didn’t move, and setting police dogs and fire hoses on darkies.

    UT fans and Bammers are made for one another. It’s like two pig farmers fighting… they both smell like pig shit.

    Enjoy your SEC championship, you slack-jawed cretins. We’ll see you around in another decade or so.

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    Ballplay Indian

    And C.B. you didnt have to announce that you had no class, we already knew. The thing is, people who communicate like you do (i.e. sursing every other word) not only have no class in the realm of football, but also in the realm of life. I seriously pity you and alex…For real.

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Bear Humper? Bear Humper? And he likes Alex? Get off the crack dude! RTR!

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    Ballplay Indian Says:
    December 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    “… i.e. sursing every other word) not only have …”

    Well — I wouldn’t have to curse if you didn’t come here and attack me first. You throw the first punch always — then you will be annihilated. Simple as that. If you want to have a decent conversation — don’t go on the offense first BPI — simple as that — if you want to talk football — I can do that — but I won’t to someone who comes at me like you have.

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    Ballplay Indian

    Annihilated ???? Oh noooooo….You know Im joking, dont you ? Repaeat after me ‘INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD”…..”INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD”…”INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD”….

    Better now isnt it ?

    Bear Humper has to be the most original sig name yet…..

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    You will be ignored by me like others in here from here on out no matter what bullshit you spew out — enjoy your shitty BETA program under the guise of the ALPHA. You can never be Alabama. Live with it.

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    Indiana Vol

    “You can never be Alabama”

    I would never want to be known as a Crimson Turd fan! A fan of a program that is ripe with cheating and has been doing so for decades. A program with fans that have zero class and most are horse asses!

    Not me, I will never, ever pull for the dirty, cheating TURDS!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Thank you IV! You had me worried there for a minute! If you became an Alabama fan, then all those accusations of us being lying, cheating, inbred, illiterate, classless mullet turds would be true! Whew, that was close! Once again thanks! RTR!

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    indiana vol has taken a page from the book on how to be an auburnite by living vicariously through successful teams, how funny yet appropriate

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    alex hamilton

    I don’t need your pity “Plays with his Balls”. I make your monthtly take home in a couple of days. Keep thinking you have title to “the high road”. You and I both know you can’t afford the rent, literally and figuratively.

    Oh. And I’m doing great, thanks. Besides the fact that my life is better than yours in everyway, my alma mater just defeated the annointed and ordained “Greatest Team Ever”. And, my alma mater is about to win another National Championship.

    I know that I did take issue before with someone talking shit about “sidewalk alumni”, but I do need to know…..”Plays with his Balls” did you go to Auburn? Or did you just pick the wrong team?

    Did you pick them because you’re a loser? An overzealous braggart? A coward that likes to disrespect others for his own enjoyment? Or did you go to Auburn for a semester before you flunked out? Let’s hear your story.

    Before you respond, I have a request.

    Listen closely.

    You and that mental defect with an AOL account in Indiana can attempt to talk shit all day long about me. At the end of the day, I’m better than you and the vile. And I always will be better than you.

    You will never, ever be better than me. You are a loser. You cheer for a loser football team. You both are obsessed with being better than us, because you are inferior. It consumes you. It defines you. You can’t shake it. You’re a loser, and you are overwhelmed by the fact that you will never be a champion. You will never be a champion in life, love, or in fandom.

    Don’t attempt to feign pity. You’re the lowlife. You always will be. You will always be less than me. And I will always be better than you.

    Just remember that. Let it sink in. And always, always remember this….. Second place isn’t that bad when you consider that you are never going to catch the really great one in first place.

    That will hold true for Auburn chasing Alabama. It will also hold true for you and I.

    I will die a very rich man, that has influenced many lives in a positive way. You will die a bitter, broke fool that wasted his life pissing and moaning about how he hated his rival.

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    alex hamilton

    Is it just me, or does IndianaVile have turrets syndrome? He says the same thing over and over and just keeps coming back with the same ole thing. There’s no variety. It’s always “Bammers cheat” or “Crimson Turd Morons” I really think that he is 15 years old.

    I mean, if you’re scared to type the F word, you probably don’t have hair on your nuts……but then again, I’m presuming that you actually HAVE testicles. I may be getting ahead of myself, I don’t know.

    You know, I think I stopped being bothered about being called a “turd”, “moron”, or “stupid” when I was seven. Just keep that in mind for future reference.

    All that matters is wins and losses. Y’all lost. You’re losers. We are the winners. We’ve beaten Tennessee four out of five years, and three in a row. Tennessee is a second rate SEC program. Tennessee will not win an SEC championship as long as Nick Saban is at Alabama. You can’t beat UF, UGA, USC, AND ALAFUCKINGBAMA in the same year. UT has only done it once in their less than stellar history.

    Oh, and go ahead and get some San Jose State gear IndianaDouchebag. I mean, that will be your NEXT favorite team on January 8. I’m sure you are already telling all your juvenile friends that you pull for both UTs. I suspect your momma dropped you as a child. Or, you were left in a dumpster.

    I’ll help you out vile. This way you can just cut and paste from my post, and not mispell every other word like you’re prone to do. Go Spartans!

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    Ballplay Indian

    I finally figured it out ! Alex is a wrassler in the WWE….I mean, listen to that speach he just gave…..”STOP THE MUSIC !” ….Then next thing you know , he will refer to himself in the third person….Your probably right Alex…Those wrasslers make a pretty good living. I cant compete with that.

    When is your triple cage match with HHH and The Undertaker ?

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