Editorial Cartoon: Little Lane meets Big Mike
This concludes my daily celebration of our third consecutive victory over the Vols. I hope you’ve enjoyed them. I’ll go back to my 2-3 cartoon per week routine next week, commemorating another amazing year for the Tide and another perfect season for the Tigers. But look for more on Tennessee. I mean, come on. They’re just too easy.
Bama fans, I’d be interested to know which was your favorite this week. Aubies, we love you in here too, as you have to get your daily Aubsession fix. It’s all in fun…isn’t it?
34 thoughts on “Capstone Saturdays: Little Lane meets Big Mike”
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It is obvious that the cartoonist is a third graded and a member of the Crimson TURD Moron Nation!
Get over yourselves, already!
LOL, why does Little Lane remind me of one of the Three Amigos?
BTW, I think the towel sale was my favorite one.
Indiana Vol, what’s a “third graded”?
’09 – 12-10
’08 – 29-9
’07 – 41-17
3 in a row.
GOTTA GIVE YOU CREDIT THOUGH IN THE NO, I NEVER MADE IT TO THE THIRD GRADE. IT TOOK ME SEVEN YEARS JUST TO FINISH THE FIRST THEN I SAID SCREW IT IM DONE.
GOT LAME KIFFIN? YOU SURELY DON’T@!!11
GO VILEZ!! NASHUNAL CHAMPON WINNERZ IN 2010!!1
BY THE WAY, MY FAV WAS THA UT@K’S NEW SPONSOR PIC. I REALLY LIKED THAT ONE.
GOT LAME KIFFIN? YOU SURELY DON’T@!!11
GO VILEZ!! NASHUNAL CHAMPON WINNERZ IN 2010!!1
When you own the Vols like Fulmer OWNED the Crimson Turd; you can talk. Until then; SHUT UP!
Saban DOES own UT. So, I’m gonna have to talk! Have fun sinking to 3-5 tomorrow.
I’m glad some UT fans have learned to hook up their typewriters to their computing machines. Kiffin has turned the SEC into a Jerry Springer marathon. If Kiffin succeeds, it will be because of his destitute antics. At the end of the day, cheap is still cheap.
The fact that the fans’ aren’t embarrassed but getting off on his behavior speak volumes.
Indiana Vile,
You guys wouldn’t allow Fulmer to stick around long enough for us to officially own him (even though Daddy Saban does).
Screw it all…
Alabama: 47
Tennurceee: 38
Who’s your daddy, Indiana Vile girl?
I was searching through the archives the other day and ran across some interesting info. It appears that immediatly after the ’07 beatdown in T-town, Phat Phil and John Boy Majors were caught by the University Police doing a 69er on each other in front of the Bear Bryant statue. Figuring they had to be insane, the police delivered them to Bryce Hospital. There they remained under lock and key and heavy doses of Thorazine for nearly 2 years. However, several months ago when an intern missed their doses, the crazy little faggots escaped. Now they are hiding out in Indiana and Utah and giving the Bama nation a ration of shit under the screen names of Indiana Vol and Zionhippy. If anyone can locate exactly where these two inbred retards are, please report it to the FBI, as they have been determined to be a hazard not only to themselves, but to the mental stability to those around them. Thanks. J. Edgar Hoover Jr. RTR!
PHIL FULMER OWNS ALABAMMER!!! HAHAHAHAHA! PHIL FULMER!!! HAHAHAHA!! YALL’D BETTUR BE GLAD PHIL STILL AINT HERE CUASE HE’D STILL BE OWNING ALUBAMMER!!!
GOT LAME KIFFIN? NO YOU DON’T!!!
VILEZ: 2010 NASHUNAL CHAMPONCHIP WINNERS!!!
Changing the subject from a now irrelevant rival to one who actually has a football program. Those of you who have been to a game in T-town know how the traffic is bumper to bumper on I59 for hours before the game, even for Kentucky. I just passed through Baton Rouge where LSWho is playing their in state rival Tulane in 2 hours. The lights are on at Death Valley, but out on I10 the traffic is normal. There was not 1 car getting off the freeway going toward LSWho at any of the 4 exits. And there was no traffic on the streets underneath the exits either. You know, these assholes blast the Bama Nation for being arrogant and prideful, and yet they have no idea what it’s like to support a team the way we do. They don’t come close to supporting their own teams the way we support Bama. So how could they possibly understand? All they do is run their smartass mouths against a team they are hopelessly jealous of! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!
UT 31 USC 13
Kiffin wins again.
On track for an eight win first season. Two better than Saban’s first year!
Stupid bastard. Kitten Shit didn’t inherit a team that had been on 5 years probation with scholarship reductions like Saban did. But just the same what was the score in Sabans’ first year? Bama 41 – UcheaT 17! What was the score in Kitten Shits first year? Bama 12 – UcheaT 10! You stupid bastards can’t win for losing. And you retarded bastards don’t know when to keep your mouthes shut. You got nothing to back it up with. It’s all worthless bullshit. Every time you open your mouthes we stick a dick in it! Screw UcheaT to hell and back! RTR!
Hey EG White,
why don’t you go and write more kid books. Al fans are the absolute most delusional, cry baby, sore loser fans that have been AU’s bitch for almost a decade now. We have been so used to beating you with 4th string tailbacks, sacking a 140 lb redneck qback 14 times in one game, and oh yeah the stinging loss in 89 was probably the best. It was kind of like collecting money from your ho on money day. Going to a NC supposedly and thinking you are Gods gift to football and then wham… Like a bug getting hit by an 18 wheeler, disappointment and back to the factory Monday stapling carpet to those trailer floors, nothing to be proud of as a mullet redneck.
I have a feeling that if LSU doesn’t put you in your rightful place this weekend that AU and their “high school” offense will. LSU 45 AL 17. At least when AU gets beat we admit it, not make up excuses about referees or probation, etc. Hope you lose from the bottom of my heart.
Coarse language is surely the sign of a very weak rhetorician.
BamaHate:
I don’t want MY kids reading anything that EBWhite “pottymouth” writes.
(But I do get the joke though) 🙂
Excuse me: I meant “EG White”
No bitch, coarse language cuts to the very bottom of the soul, and I love it! If you can’t handle it then take your bullshit somewhere else and keep your little mini’volunqueers off here too! BH, suck a big stinky one. And I’m so glad to know you hope with all your heart! That will make it so much sweeter when we rip it out of your chest and take a crap in the cavity! Roll Damn Tide Roll!
e.g., the lack of traffic aroung the lsu game may be(and likely is) due to gene hallman’s lack of involvement in their traffic and parking “coordination”.
just a guess.
Can we please communicate in here without profanity? And preferably using correct English?
Carlos, your obsession with Alabama is precious. You have the college football version of little man’s syndrome, and desperate want to make comparisons between Nick Saban and Lil Kitten.
Kiffin was 5-15 in the pros, and has barely gotten to .500 in eight games this season. His overall record as a head coach is 9-19, with his biggest win occuring last night, at home, against a team that’s only won in Neyland Stadium one time. Pardon me if we in the Bama nation aren’t impressed. And to boast an 8 win season? Is that your goal? Excuse us while we rattle off our second 10+ year in a row.
Now let’s look at Saban…have you even read this far, Carlos?? I doubt it, because facts seem to bug you.
Saban is 133-67-1, including an abysmal 15-17 NFL coaching record…but one that still tripled Kiffin’s wins in the NFL, and he was allowed to finish coaching his second season because he wasn’t an absolute brat that Lane is. You keep referring to Saban’s first year, like that’s some kind of benchmark. But again, I know you hate facts, but Saban inherited far less talent than Kitten did. Crompton’s class was the #1 class in America. Saban didn’t get anything close to that and has had to create the last two seasons on his own. Plus, we finished 4 of the last 5 games in 2007 without 2 eventual NFL draft selections on a team depleted by injuries and lack of talent.
When Al Davis makes fun of you, as big a clown as he is himself, there’s something wrong with you. AND, (still reading Carlos? More facts and all…) when the SEC Commissioner has to create penalties just to deal with your big mouth that because of a lack of discipline you can’t keep closed, you’ve got issues my friend. Immaturity is only the beginning.
Saban = 133-67-1, 3 conference titles and a national title, 2-time national collegiate coach of the year.
Kiffin = 9-19, no titles of any kind and with only wins against horrible W.Kentucky, Ohio and Georgia teams, and a decent but far from good South Carolina team. So what.
The only way UT gets 8 this season is if they get it in the bowl game. Between Memphis, Vandy, Ole Miss or Kentucky, one of them will get ’em.
Face it Carlos, you’re going to be losing to us for a long time. I’m sorry bro. The truth hurts.
Ok Bammers, brace yourselves for the impending shitstorm! The Barn and Volunqueers with nothing left to lose, and like wounded wild animals backed into a corner, lashed out at 2 good teams from whom Bama had already stolen their inspiration and seasons dreams. They now each have themselves a ‘Marquee’ win. God forbid!! Along with having to prepare for our best opponent of the year, we will now have to endure endless blabbering from these tit turds. We will be informed daily that they are now better than us, that they owned us since 2000, that their first year coaches will have better records than Saban did in ’07, that if not for implementing new staffs they would have beat us and gone to a BCS bowl this year, that they will beat us and win the national championship next year, that we are mullets, that we are habitual cheaters, that Bear Bryant was a cheating, womanizing drunk, that Saban is a cheating, backstabbing lier. Dunno, did I miss something? Cappy, can you get a Spamguard for this site? LMFAO! RTR!
the best thing for you bama fans is a matchup with usc in the sugar bowl. that way you’ll get to have a nice little circle jerk talking all about bear bryant. but the sooner you accept the following, the quicker the healing will be–bama will not beat florida in december. and next year, try to ease up on the claims that bama is king of the sec now that tebow will be gone. win before you boast of your greatness. there’s a word for people who talk when they haven’t done what they needed to do. kiffin.
Who’s the tit turd Bean? Sounds like he blew in llke a bad fart from the prehistoric lizard state. Keep running your mouth imbecil. We’ll shut it for you in about 5 weeks. I guess you think that beating a suckass Georgia team by a smaller margine than Tennessee did suddenly makes you invincible? Suddenly makes up for nearly getting your asses handed to you by Arkansas and Miss. St.? LMAO. Atlanta will be the end of your short reign on our throne! The king has returned. Long live the king! RTR!
Crimson Turd Moron Nation,
Get ready for your 2nd season in a row with nothing to show for it!
Meanwhile, your future owner Lane Kiffin and the Vols will win out and get a good bowl win to propel the Vols back into the national spotlight. Next year, Kiffin will pick up where Fulmer left off, owning the behinds of the Dirty Habitual Cheaters.
Per Kirk Herbstreit on College Gameday, “teams had better get their licks in on the Vols now, because the Vols are back and will be a force in the SEC for years to come.”
READ IT AND WEEP; low-life scum!
Yeah we really listen to Captain Kirk from the Little 10. One of the dumbest commentators in existence. He makes so many stupid mistakes, he probably thinks the Viles play in the Little 10. He’s so uninformed that he doesn’t even realize the Viles lose every one of their stars this year, including Berry, Hardesty and Crompton. Next year you’ll be starting a QB who’s never taken a college snap, and Brown at RB with less than half the playing time of our backup Richardson. Yeah, we’re gonna run and hide cause Captain Kirk thinks UcheaT is awesome. Not! Bwwaaa Haaww Haaww! RTR!
…Serial Repeat Offenders…
And Saban’s still 3-0 against U-cheaT.
And #4’s now just 50 weeks away!
one thing for sure the terds could not beat the vols this year. the refs beat the vols in tuscalooserville. i would like to see lane put a bullet right between the eyes of slive.
Blaming the refs just shows you’re following your leader. Cry little orange babies! Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
Maybe widdle Laney can make it all better. But we’re still 8-0, and you’re not. 4-4? Ha!!!!!!!
Zion = loser
Carlos = loser
IndianaVol = loser
Saban’s 3-0 against U-cheaT!!! One for each of you!
The joke is EB White and Charlotte’s web. Kids books. Hence EG White.
Speaking of supposed Bama domination. I havent seen total domination, yes you beat an AU team in disarray where in fighting was present. Additionally, you havent won an SEC title, not even a bowl game afterwards. I predict this and I hope the Mullet nation ponders this. Loss to LSU, maybe, if not loss to FL. Fast forward to a BCS bowl with Boise State or TCU and I predict a loss, not just a small loss but a 30 point loss with Mini-me cussing out his players on the sidelines again this year.
Get ready for it cause it will happen.
BamaHate = BH = Butt Hole! Thank you for hating us! Will make the beatdown at JHS so much harder for you and so much sweeter for us! Loser! RTR!