Glass house: Auburn RB arrested

All those Auburn fans talking about those fine upstanding citizens recruited by the Auburn Tigers, kindly shut up.

Report: “Sophomore running back Eric Smith was arrested for disorderly conduct early this morning after an incident at an Auburn hotel.”

We can safely infer that every Auburn player is a thug by this arrest, and impute the worst motives to every player on the Auburn roster. After all, what is good for the goose…