Verily, verily Auburn football sucketh, but Dye and Jonna Chizik urge unity

The football gods (or God) are not smiling on Auburn. Verily, dark clouds have gathered upon the horizon. Will the storm pass Gene Chizik by?

The Satans of this state have taken something from Auburn.

Just ask Jonna Chizik.

Mrs. Chizik posted a long homily for Auburn fans. A homily that inspires and points out the enemy is at work.

“My humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL ‘ALL IN’movement of your own. We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen,” Jonna Chizik posted on Facebook. “We serve a God who recovers ALL that ‘has been stolen’ from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.”

It looks like A God Thing(tm) has become a Satan thing!

Satan? Seriously? Methinks, Mrs. Chizik misspelled Saban. Or, perhaps, she was talking about Paul Finebaum.

Everyone knows Mrs. Chizik bitched out Finebaum in 2009 following Auburn’s loss in the Iron Bowl. (SEE Auburn harpies gone wild). And Finebaum’s show has been anything but kind to the bumbling incompetence on display at Auburn.

Finebaum talked to Pat Dye following Auburn’s fall to 1-4 on the season. Dye was blunt in his comments. He warned the football staff must “not lose the players.”

My Dye! Why hast thou forsaken Gene?

But fear not Auburn fans, Pat Dye had a message of encouragement. It is a warning that surely resonates with Auburn fans.

“They want us divided,” Dye said. “They want us split and people jumping off the bandwagon…That is what they want in Athens. That is what they want in Knoxville. That is what they want in Tuscaloosa and Baton Rouge. They want Auburn in a weakened state with controversy and turmoil and disarray. Because if we are weaker, it means they have a lesser opponent to play against. The Auburn people that I believe in, they will stick together.”

Heed the warning of Pat Dye! Auburn fans should unite just as Mrs. Chizik asked.

All In!

Just as it was in the days of Cam, even so is it today. If Auburn fans unite, use social media and work for God’s purpose, then Auburn can win football games.

Perhaps with enough All In working together, the bagman will turn his face upon Auburn again and Cam will return in all his shekinah Heisman glory!

Let it be so! Auburn fans must put aside controversy. Auburn fans must unite behind Gene Chizik. It is the right thing to do. Auburn needs Chizik. He is a superb leader. He is a Christian man. I mean, if you doubt it, read his book! Trust in Gene. Trust in Pat. Auburn will win big.