Bama fans and Auburn fans need to relax!
Sports in Paradise By Dale Jones I love SEC football just as much as the next guy. Maybe more. During the off-season, I am one… Read More »Bama fans and Auburn fans need to relax!
February 2011
Free throws need to be fixed, behind the basket
Okay, Bama Nation, time for a little housekeeping. With only one home game left this season, let’s look ahead to the 2011-2012 basketball season. We… Read More »Free throws need to be fixed, behind the basket
Tide sweeps Tigers in ugliness
What’s uglier than last night’s Alabama-Auburn basketball game? Her: But that’s about it. Outmanned, the Auburn Tigers nearly worked a butt-ugly game plan to perfection,… Read More »Tide sweeps Tigers in ugliness
UT, who’s staring down the barrell now?
Well, well, well. Almost nine years ago to the day, our friends from East Tennessee were sipping moonshine, throwing hoot’n’nannies and kissing each other on… Read More »UT, who’s staring down the barrell now?
Bama prepares to host the tree huggers
Tonight at Coleman Coliseum the University of Alabama basketball team will play host to the biggest embarrassment to hit the SEC since Mike Slive. Throwing… Read More »Bama prepares to host the tree huggers
REPORT: Alabama doesn’t own Fox Sports
After vigorous investigation this morning, capstonereport.com has concluded that the University of Alabama neither owns nor is affiliated in any way legally or professionally with… Read More »REPORT: Alabama doesn’t own Fox Sports
Help for Clyde Goode
Former Tide great Clyde Goode (87-91’) is currently battling leukemia and undergoing chemotherapy. Clyde is a single father with four daughters to support. His doctors… Read More »Help for Clyde Goode
Basketball: We’re witnessing something special
If the measure of a well-coached team is seeing marked improvement as the season progresses, then what we are witnessing in Tuscaloosa is something special.… Read More »Basketball: We’re witnessing something special
Williams complaint casts more dark clouds?
Now that Cam Newton is signing Under Armor deals and flashing his toothy smile for NFL representatives, the coast is clear in Lee County, right?… Read More »Williams complaint casts more dark clouds?
Could Updyke get a fair trial in Alabama?
Now that the nation’s most despicable human being, Harvey Almorn Updyke, Jr., is safely locked away behind bars, it is fair to ask the question:… Read More »Could Updyke get a fair trial in Alabama?
Bama wins again, controls the West
Baton Rouge, LA – The Crimson Tide (17-8, 9-2) overcame a furious start from the home standing Bengal Tigers (10-16, 2-9), but in the end… Read More »Bama wins again, controls the West
Auburn, cry me a river about your stupid trees
Word from Auburn today confirmed reports of soil samples surrounding the live oak trees at Toomer’s Corner. They have been poisoned with lethal doses of… Read More »Auburn, cry me a river about your stupid trees
Clowney, Dick Vitale and horrible basketball…
I’m so glad Valentine’s Day is over. Are you with me? Look, I’m a happily married man with an incredible wife and family…but is there… Read More »Clowney, Dick Vitale and horrible basketball…
Alabama hires Joe Pannunzio for football ops
The Alabama Crimson Tide hired Joe Pannunzio as director of football operations. The official press release follows: ALABAMA HIRES JOE PANNUNZIO AS DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL… Read More »Alabama hires Joe Pannunzio for football ops
Alabama Spring 2011 practice schedule
The Alabama Crimson Tide released its 2011 spring practice schedule. Here is the official release: Alabama Spring Football Practice Dates Set (courtesy of UA) The… Read More »Alabama Spring 2011 practice schedule
SEC, make Vandy move their @*#$ benches
Dear Commissioner Mike Slive, Since you have nothing better to do but keep watch for fax girls, would you please get off your pasty, old,… Read More »SEC, make Vandy move their @*#$ benches