Upward Football Comes To Auburn

U pward sports is an amazing thing. It teaches young children the fundamentals of sports without the pressures of winning. Kids learn the skills of the game, learn that everybody is a winner, and get a spiritual foundation in the process. And the best part, everybody gets to play, regardless of the outcome. In all seriousness, it is a great thing.

For K5-4th graders.

Now enter the Auburn Tigers. 1-6. 0-5 in the SEC, owning losses to Vanderbilt and Ole Miss, not to mention enough embarrassment to statisfy a Bama fan for years to come.

The Chiz has been exposed for the sham that he is, and the Fambly is chasing its preverbial tail as it realizes what a flash in the pan 2010 was.

But in the midst of it all, you have the embarrassing display that took place on the Auburn practice field today.

The same cultish following that gave us the uni-sing of “Lean On Me” in support of their embattled demi-god, Cam Newton, opened the practice field to some 400 fans, creating a make-shift Tiger Walk as the Tigger players made their way to the practice field.

If you’ve ever been to an Upward game of any kind, the similarities are staggering.

Watch the ridiculousness here. One program in the state is mowing down any and everything in its path. The other is playing pretend, again.

Auburn, this is yet another reason why we laugh at you. You are freaking ridiculous.


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25 Responses to “Upward Football Comes To Auburn” Subscribe

  1. Jim October 25, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

    There is very little difference between Jonestown and Auburn, Alabama. And that is as kindly as I can put it

    • ITK October 25, 2012 at 8:17 pm #

      You are not kidding, friend. It is scarily similar.

  2. JW October 25, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

    Nothing to do with this but four former LSU players arrested this afternoon for pot ..Yes honey boy was one of them with Jordan Jefferson!! RTR!!!!!!!!!!

  3. RC October 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

    I still want Tex A&M to win for strength of schedule reasons, but part of me wants Auburn to win so they would stop their pathetic attempts at deflection for how bad they are, and to hope they keep ChiIk around. Could any UA person see Bryant, Stallings, & Saban letting this happen? Hell, I don’t think Pat Dye would even let this happen if he was Aubie’s coach still!!

  4. bamatruth October 26, 2012 at 7:41 am #

    SMDH!!!

  5. RM October 26, 2012 at 10:08 am #

    It sure is touching to see all of them filled with such hope!!! Cant wait till saturday and watch the little remaining glimmer of hope go out. RTR
    I guess I should feel a little sorry for them but I am not.

    • ITK October 26, 2012 at 10:10 am #

      Why should you? Did they offer any utterance of sympathy when we were in the wilderness following probation and chaos last decade?

      H*** no. So let the barn burn. And just give me a glass of tea and a good seat so I can watch it while it does.

      • BamaBrando October 26, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

        Yep. And here we all thought it would be sanctions or something that would get them. But in the end, it was just blind incompetence masquerading as genius. And it was all brought upon by the Auburn fans belief and 1 lucky season, led by a one-year wonder and Tuberville’s last few upperclassmen. How many Auburn fans have been here upholding the 5-19 record before he came to Auburn? They all saw Chiznik as the answer to beat Saban. In the end, they all done it to themselves. I don’t believe that when Bama were at their lowest point, that they were as bad as Auburn this season.

        • ITK October 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

          Well said.

  6. RM October 26, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    You are correct ITK, I will enjoy every second of the barn fire and ask for seconds when it is over. RTR

  7. bamatruth October 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    i just hate it for la monroe knowing that they are better than awbarn and lost!!! is it too late for awbarn to jusy forfeit that one too? no need to ruin the perfect season with that shit!!!

  8. moose October 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

    Well, you have to feel for the players. They didn’t know the freaking mess they were getting into. the millionaires who made this mess should pay dearly. All the barniacs who act like idiots can kiss my ass – they deserve this, every damn last drop of it.

    • ITK October 27, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

      When a player agrees to play for the barn they become the enemy, with all the rights and privileges thereof.

      So therefore, the heck with them.

  9. moose October 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

    You have to feel for the players. They didn’t know the freaking mess they were getting into. the millionaires who made this mess should pay dearly. All the barniacs who act like idiots can kiss my ass – they deserve this, every damn last drop of it.

    • pete4tide October 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

      When the promises and claims by this coaching staff received any semblance of belief from these players on the recruiting trail, when they saw the hype of the toilet paper, when they went to the hooker parties and hung with the homies, when they fell for limosines instead of a plan and process – they earned what they are getting now. Any recruit that couldn’t see through this masquerade of a coaching staff deserves what they are suffering through now. If they have any brains left after this season, they will flee this middle school program and find a way to salvage their careers before they are seniors. All In you goobers!

  10. Chuch October 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    It is pretty sad that they have accomplished this by sheer incompetence coupled with a maniacal cult-like belief in their own spiritual superiority and divine right despite years of evidence that their leaders cheat and bend the rules. I don t think even this will teach them how to reality test their situation. Most other programs require coaching change or probation to sink this low.

  11. RC October 26, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

    I’ve been saying for years on here that Auburn people are OLD SOUTH, hypocritical, insecure bastards. I know Hoopie wants to say something, but is too scared too:)

  12. pete4tide October 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm #

    I just hope the barn makes some changes before the IB so that our starters will actually have to dress out. Bama’s scout team could beat this joke of a team.

  13. pete4tide October 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Montage of the Chiz during the quarter break – it looked more like an SNL sketch! Love how the “true believers” are still ALL IN!

  14. Bamabino October 28, 2012 at 10:05 am #

    BARNERGEDDON continues with it’s ugly and complete innihilation. LMAO@ 1-7. LMAO@ giving up 63 points and 671 yards of offense. LMAO@ at 1-9 in your last 10 SEC games.

  15. Crimsonite October 28, 2012 at 11:57 am #

    Let’s see if we can smoke out Tooth. Here Tooth, here Tooth, com’on Tooth’ that’s a good boy. Com’on now, this yoyr only chance to make a smartass remark. We know we’ll never see you again after Saturday. Bama 34-10. Now ya’ll get ready cause as of 11pm last night Miss St is in there with Michigan and was overrated and sucks, while Chokelahoma was Notre Dames signature BCS clinching victory. Dumbasses! I’ll tell you one thing – Notre Dame, Oregon and K State hav finished with Top 10 battles for the year, while Bama still has LSWho and UGay left. There are going to be 2 undefeated teams left out of the BCSNCG in January and they’llbe really pissed off. Probably ND and K St since neither has a conference championship game to play in. Feel sorry for K St. Fuck Notre Dame. RTR!

  16. moose October 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

    Sung to The Ballad of Davy Crocket

    Barney, barney chiznik
    As lost as he could be
    Barney, barney Chiznik
    Fambly’s gone hang him from Toomer’s Tree.

    • Bamabino October 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

      That’s funny right there now!

  17. almightytmc1 October 29, 2012 at 4:25 am #

    I think I speak on behalf of the rest of the SEC when I say.
    GIVE COACH CHIZIK AT LEAST 10 MORE YEARS TO GET THE PROGRAM ON TRACK!!!

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