Comments on: Verily, verily Auburn football sucketh, but Dye and Jonna Chizik urge unity

By: WhoreEagle

WhoreEagle — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:29:07 +0000

I think we need an Aubie to answer this question. I don’t think a Bama man could figure this out.

By: BamaBrando

BamaBrando — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:23:01 +0000

I think I must have something to do with having knowledge of where the bodies are buried. It is indeed one of the great mysteries of the Auburn cult. You may be onto something with the naming. Gene Chizik has won a National Championship, where Pat Dye has not. So winning championships does not seem to be the criteria for becoming an ex-leader that wields the power to sacrifice. I wonder why that is?

By: Be4Bama

Be4Bama — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:15:34 +0000

Y’all are making me LOLOLOL.
RTR

By: WhoreEagle

WhoreEagle — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:28:35 +0000

I understand now!

Lack of toilet paper in tree = sacrifice of “leader”
- So “family/fambly” stays intact based on sacrifice.
- ex-leaders are selected based on some “family/fambly” criteria. Maybe if they have a field named after them or a campus building?

By: BamaBrando

BamaBrando — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:26:09 +0000

You misspelled ‘Fambly’. And, as you already know, ‘Fambly’ is just a code word for ‘Cult’ at Auburn. And Cults tend to make sacrifices for the perceived good of the ‘Fambly’. Some Cults tend to worship trees and what not. The Auburn cult is unique in its use of toilet paper in it’s rituals. The direct result of a lack of toilet paper usage usually leads to the sacrifice of the current ‘leader’ of the cult. The ‘leader’ is usually just in title only, for the real decision making is made by chosen select ex-leaders of the cult, with the use of the top-secret ‘Fambly-jet’ in emergency sacrifices.

By: WhoreEagle

WhoreEagle — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:58:05 +0000

At least they have “family”…..well they did have “family”.

As long as they win some games they have “family”.

Are the coaches included in the “family”? If so, then the “family” is breaking up….unless they win some games. If not, then the “family” is still together.

I don’t know. Who exactly are the members of the “family”? Does Pat Dye decide who is in the “family” or do the fans?

I’m so confused….

By: Be4Bama

Be4Bama — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:27:16 +0000

Hmmmm….7 points? I thought it would be more!! RTR

By: Bamabino

Bamabino — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:46:36 +0000

BARNERGEDDON is showing no mercy. LMAO at being a 7 point underdog to Vandy this week.

By: Hunter Ford

Hunter Ford — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 20:12:08 +0000

Pat Dye is a former Georgia football player who learned coaching as a member of Bear Bryant’s Alabama staff. Why does Auburn still have him hanging around?

By: Be4Bama

Be4Bama — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 13:23:38 +0000

Petrino + AU= perfect fit.

By: WhoreEagle

WhoreEagle — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 03:56:45 +0000

I guess they can get Petrino cheap right now. Regardless, they have to pay Chizik over 7 mill to get rid of him.

Not sure why they want to fire him. I remember the Aubs telling everyone that Chizik was as good if not better than Saban.

Too bad the “menswear” thing didn’t work out for them….

By: prophet

prophet — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:23:58 +0000

My predictions and info goes back over a decade….it has been documented. Just got off phone with big au guy. Its over…Gene is gone. BOT has just made their decision. Im waiting on details of when the announcement will be made. Wheels are up. Im told they need a “bastard to combat a bastard, a pos for a pos”. Thats their words not mine. They see BP as an equal to CNS. They want us to be worried. Yes a step up in coaching but its not a one to one ratio. The fambily is torn but must sell their soul and destroy the creed to try to compete with CNS. The comparison to BP to CNS is laughable on many levels. Get ready for an energized and hopeful au soon.as they say “Chizik is a done deal”. More details to follow….

By: Almightytmc1

Almightytmc1 — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 14:44:57 +0000

Pat Dye is and always will be a fanatical cow sh*t Moses. The reason why anyone would want Auburn to fail is obvious. Everyone hates that damn arrogant, elitist wannabe cow college.

By: BamaBrando

BamaBrando — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:43:00 +0000

Most of them have quietly folded up their Auburn flags, put away their Cam jersey, and jumped off the Chiznik bandwagon. Even the most blow hard of Auburn fans are starting to forget about this season and the only thing the are rooting for now is any team that is playing Bama.

You are right, the resident Auburn cult members that live here are too embarrassed to say anything at this point, plus they will probably break down and cry when we make fun of them now. Nearly the entire fan base had unrealistic expectations this season, so this blow is especially hard this season. Will they ever fully recover?

By: WhoreEagle

WhoreEagle — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:47:39 +0000

I remember a time when articles like this would bring the Auburn trolls in force! They would come out like they were defending Middle Earth!!

I guess losing turns them into a bunch of *ussy’s.

Can’t blame them….I would be embarrassed to be an Auburn fan too, right now.