Comments on: First pieces of Petrino to Auburn falling into place

By: Bamabino

Bamabino — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:19:02 +0000

Good call on both Aubie and Rotty Top there, ITK.

By: Bamabino

Bamabino — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:16:56 +0000

Joe K. sure knows his football.

By: pete4tide

pete4tide — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:31:45 +0000

I mean, really, they don’t have much more than that now and they fill the seats.

By: pete4tide

pete4tide — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:30:54 +0000

That would depend on W’s and L’s on the scoreboard. If Petrino could take what’s left after Chiznik is run off and actually win a game or two, there will be sold out season tickets for all home games, with about half deciding to actually drive to the games at SE LA, WKY, and Central Iowa. Barners would fill the stadium with a mule coaching the team if they win.

By: okrush

okrush — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:00:10 +0000

Only problem with your scenario is that for it to be a good hire they have to put butts in seats and half the AU fanbase would not show up to see Petrino coach AU…

By: Jovon Robinson

Jovon Robinson — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 06:04:51 +0000

I don’t always make passing grades, but when I do, it is given to me… War Dumbass Eagle

By: Auburn Revisionist Historian

Auburn Revisionist Historian — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 04:37:20 +0000

I will sell my kid into slavery, as long as doing that will insure that we beat Bammer. I’ll just cover my hate with prayer, just like the rest of us at Old South Auburn University. I’ll even throw in a couple of homespun slogans like, “Lean on me family, we’re all in. Beagle Weagle, speagal. Wah Damn Eagle Boddha Getta, Yippy Kai Yay

By: Auburn Revisionist Historian

Auburn Revisionist Historian — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 04:09:41 +0000

Why can’t Bammers understand that I is only normal to research Tuscaloosa crime stats at 11:00 on a Sunday night, even if the higher profile crimes involve trailer park armed robberies and shootings by and of football players at pool parties on the Loveliest Village of the Plains? Sure, a young Auburn freshman was murdered and thrown out of a moving car in 2008, but we don’t let FACTS get in the way of trying to gig our more respected cross state rival in athletics. So what if US NEWS & WORLD REPORT has Alabama ranked higher than us in Top 50 Public Universities. They were probably paid off by the REC like all those officials in ONLY 19 of the 25 Iron Bowl Wins in Birmingham during the Bryant era. Those 6 victories of ours were all fairly officiated. We still have a lemonade store even if our tree is dying…Praise Cam Newton, I hope he continues to fuck my daughter. Wah Damn Eagle, Beagle !

By: ITK

ITK — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:57:57 +0000

Chapman’s was a clerical error, not a complete fabrication of his transcript to get him eligible. The NCAA looked into it and cleared him. Can’t say the same for JR’s situation, can you?

By: Bama Realist

Bama Realist — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:57:05 +0000

As a bama realist, in Tuscaloosa our cities ranks with the likes of Birmingham in terms of crime per capita. While all that crime surrounds our campus, in 2010 it was released that our UAT campus was second in the state with most crime on campus and led the state in forcible sex crimes. Hopefully, the students we admit because they are able to yell ‘roll tide’ will major in criminal justice to help our beloved city out. Furthermore, hopefully one of our beloved roll tide graduates will be able to solve the dumpster smell problem in our city. Long live the bear. role tahd role!

By: ITK

ITK — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:56:45 +0000

No one has any idea what you just tried to say.

By: ITK

ITK — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:55:26 +0000

I have a better idea. Let’s pleasure ourselves under the Cam Newton statue, or as we like to call it, “The Auburn monument to cheating.”

Better see if Western Kentucky and Central Michigan is free the next ten years. You’re gonna need ‘em to get bowl eligible.

By: ITK

ITK — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:53:12 +0000

The funniest thing, lx, is you’re probably right. So when Chizik gets the axe, Auburn won’t even be able to get a legitimate coach on the cheap because of bridges burned on both sides. You’ll be stuck with an upstart coordinator forced to learn on the job. Six wins a season is nothing to shake a stick at though. Have fun!

By: ITK

ITK — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:51:06 +0000

Wasn’t that like 12 years ago? Almost 13?

And barners say we Bama fans hold on to the past.

Well, you better learn to do so. Past glory is all you’re going to have for a while.

By: Bama Realist

Bama Realist — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 03:50:29 +0000

As a bama realist, It is crazy to think the we call out other schools when the NCAA nearly gave us the death penalty in 2002. Our fanbase representatives such as Harvey updyke and the tea bagger are a proud reflection of our heritage. George Wallace made a stance at our University at one time but Harvey Updyke has reaffirmed our commitment to worship all things revolving bear bryant. Our fanbase has the most sidewalk fans in the SEC and most uneducated. Yet, we claim we have ‘class’ while singing rammer jammer to opposing teams and taunting teams during pregames. Furthermore, as a bama realist, I wish our admission standards were higher at our University. It seems we admit everyone that yells ‘roll tide.’ Long live the bear and role tahd role!