Auburn rolls Toomer’s Corner after win over hapless Utah State

Following the Tiger’s “courageous” comeback against Utah State, the Auburn cult Fambly rolled Toomer’s Corner.

Auburn trailed a team that went 4-8 last season, didn’t record a win against a top 25 team and went 2-6 in the WAC in 2010.

In fact, if you’re counting at home the Aggies…

• Went 4-8 in 2010
• Went 4-8 in 2009
• Went 3-9 in 2008
• Went 2-10 in 2007
• Went 1-11 in 2006
• Went 3-8 in 2005

But who’s counting?

The mighty Tigers had to recover an onside kick in desperation to defeat the Washington Generals of college football (that’s a good one if you’re familiar with the Harlem Globetrotters).

Speaking of Trotters, Auburn’s replacement for $cam looked like anything but an SEC quarterback. Unless you get excited over pitch and catch against a team that Ole Miss or Vandy would blow out.

Auburn fan, you are staring 3-9 right in the face. Your team of top recruits (so don’t offer us excuses about youth) sucks. I wouldn’t make travel plans this bowl season.

But don’t let that stop you from celebrating a hilarious win by throwing butt paper in your dying trees (that were already dying before the nut job from Dadeville stepped in).

And we are loving it.

Think Dan Mullen has an axe to grind in your barn next Saturday?

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