N.Korea ranks self 2nd happiest place on earth

Ran across this today and it was too good not to share.

North Korea’s Chosun Central Television recently released an index compiled by North Korean researchers report listing the isolated and extremist nation as the second happiest place on earth, edged only by China.

Rounding out the top five:

1. China
2. North Korea
3. Cuba
4. Iran
5. Venezuela

Sadly, the United States with all our single-minded opportunity and freedom ranked dead last, at 203rd. South Korea came in a paltry 152nd. Some places, North Korea’s research indicates, are just nowhere near as smiley as the home to the most insane dictator on the planet.

But don’t throw stones at Chosun Central Television. You can find similar stellar reporting at auburnsports.com and almost any Auburn beat writer in this state.

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  1. 1
    BamaBrando

    The delusions are running at an all-time high right now for the Auburn cultists. The day that they have only dreamed about has finally arrived, and they really think it will last forever. No scandal or NCAA investigation is not going to get in the way of their belief that Auburn finally surpassed Bama as the dominant program in this state. Who are we to take that from them? It is funny to watch, even though they won’t sustain the success last seasons fluke has brought them. This season is going to be so fun to watch, especially when the shock of the reality sets in. I am sure they will deny the truth, even when they are beaten soundly the first time this year. By the time they reach that fourth or fifth loss, they will be in full conspiracy mode, blaming the refs, or the REC. Most likely a combination of both. But reality, it doesn’t exist for the common Auburn cult member.

  2. 3
    Indiana Vol

    Other than those who are forced to live in these 5 counrties, NO ONE wants to reside within these nations who are all led by complete and utter IDIOTS!

    The US should leave the Top 3 alone and remove the nut-job in Iran and the ultra nut job Chaves in Venezuela!

  3. 4
    capstonereport

    Actually China is getting better. There are KFCs and McDonald’s there in large numbers. Ohhh and Pizza Huts.

    There is also no capital gains tax in China.

    Those Chinese Communists are better capitalists than we are. 😉

  4. 5
    ATLANTAROLL

    capstonereport: Its true.I really think YUM Resturants are a great investment right now thanks to China.They can’t get enough KFC ! Roll Tide .

  5. 7
    TrueAuburnFan

    Lies all lies. Any body with a brain knows auburn should be at the top of that list. Even without our trees.

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