Does Jeffrey Lee have any credibility left?

When you break a story, the first rule of importance is to be factual in your findings.

Jeffrey Lee, in my opinion, is a complete douche bag committed to selling his soul for Auburn football. Far from an adonis, bless his heart, that dream is just about all he has.

But when the dream becomes a masturbatory fantasy, one has to ask himself, will there be any crediblity to what spews from his mouth in the future?

The man who is famous for his “inventions” has invented a new identity for himself. Jeffrey Lee is the new Shane from Centerpoint.

We all heard Lee on the radio last November, almost crying when attempting to refute the shear unthinkable: That Cam Newton would turn down $180,000 at Mississippi State to come play at Auburn for free.

Anyone with half a brain knows what happened, and the NCAA is still on the trail (remember Aubies, USC thought their book had been closed too).

Fantasy defined – When you think your object of love is every else’s too.

We’ve heard rumors of Chargers and Alabama defensive backs. All fantasy.

And now Lee trumpeted from the highest mountaintop that Brent Calloway’s adopted father’s mortgage was paid off in return for Brent’s signature.

Fantasy defined – When you pull something out of your rear when from 1,000 yards it looks like dots are connecting.

Funny how in 2011 mortgages are pretty easy to verify.

Lee’s last gasp on his latest fantasy, as he continues pumping in the dark, is that a good family friend of Harland Winston, Calloway’s father, is an Alabama booster. The man, Darren Woodruff, says himself, he is not.

But don’t expect that to stop Lee or his followers, many of which frequent this site. Lee’s crediblity left long ago, but that doesn’t stop them from believing the fantasies of a fanatic over the New York Times, HBO, ESPN and other actual credible sources.

I just hope Lee doesn’t write a story about the Easter Bunny being real. If so there’ll be a lot of sleepy Barners come Sunday, April 24th.

Folks, let’s get down to business here. The clouds are rumbling over Lee County. They are starting to gather together to form a storm that will shake the dirtiest program since SMU to its core.

But in true fashion, * University, who ironically and conveniently broke the Toomer’s Corner tree story at the same time the NCAA was interviewing Auburn’s Trovon Reed and Greg Robinson (over their involvement with a street agent) in Thibodaux, LA, relies on the misgivings of Jeffrey Lee to again deflect attention from the herpes left by HBO’s Real Sports.

Yep. Chaz Ramsey, Stanley McGlover, Troy Reddick and Raven Gray. That left a stain that Clorox can’t get out.

But that wasn’t all. Then you had Antonio Goodwin, Kowaski Kitchens, Michael McNeil and Dakota Mosely all getting busted for armed robbery, with Coach Frank Chiznik being inconclusive about whether or not these criminals (“alleged”) will ever be back on the team.

Dakota Mosley? Why does that name sound familiar? Oh yeah…

Now I remember. Here’s hoping Auburn your felon doesn’t roll over on you for more of what he’s holding in this picture…cash some say he got in return for a signature.

Then of course there was Eric Smith, who cleat-kicked a player in the face in live, living color, yet after a firm’a’talkin’ to from Chiznik, found himself back in the game.

Smith was busted in January for what, the 50th time? Chiznik had finally had enough and booted him.

Then other player defections hit the press, with rumors of still more high profile players about to try and jump from the creeking, leaking ship.

So it was time to get down to work. So then, did Jeffrey Lee do his job by timing this Calloway story to deflect from all the bad pub billowing from Lee County in 2011? Some say he did, and some say he’s not fantasizing alone.

Proof of this notion will soon follow in the “comment” section of this post.

Auburn, you wonder why we laugh at you. You are predictable. You are pathetic. And you are dependent upon rubes to do your dirty work for you.

Why can’t you be a legitimate football program and operate free from sleazebags with no credibility?

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  1. 2
    BamaBrando

    The Auburn cult is begging, even praying that something comes up at Alabama to stop the pain. They are latching onto every weak angle and accusation out there. The fax girl, no violation. Calloway changed his mind and committed to Bama after all. No violation. The facts are, when there were questions about Alabama players under Saban, they sat out. Bama turned in to the NCAA their findings, and the players that sat only played once they were cleared to play. How many sat at Auburn? Cam was too important to sit, so Auburn took their chances. Did Auburn self-report the Big Cat weekend? Only after video surfaced on the internet, that Jeff Lee tried to doctor up and cover for Auburn. Has there ever been another team that has had as many former players and ex-coaches talk about pay-for-play than Auburn? I don’t think so. These are the issues that Auburn wants to dismiss, but foams at the mouth over a 17 year old kid who changed his mind about joining the cult. You Auburn fans here are as about dysfunctional and hypocritical as any people I have ever seen. The storm is coming, and all you guys can hope for is that Bama gets in trouble. You guys are sad, pitiful little trolls. Look at yourselves, and the state your program is going. Do you care that there are serious allegations coming from former players? Do you care that several prominent boosters are on trial for corruption on a grand scale? Do you care that Cam Newton’s father admitted to shopping his son? And that Auburn, by playing him, could get some punishment over it? I haven’t heard one of you have any concern over any of these issues. But you sure whine about the smallest things concerning Saban and Bama.

  2. 4
    Bamamc

    Mosley looks like he fell off a turnip truck in the photo posted above. Take a look at the mug shot photo. He sure changed a lot since arriving at the lovliest trailer park on the plains.

  3. 8
    The Truth

    It is hilarious to me how insecure auburn fans are. You meet some at a party and don’t bow down or respect the national championshit they just bought, they freak out. Genuine anger. Even with a national championship they still can’t get out from under Alabama’s shadow. They will stand there and attack mark ingrams father, attack Saban oversigning, and at no point, admit that cam cheated and everyone in the nation outside of lee county thinks auburn is a cheating laughing stock

  4. 10
    Indiana Vol

    The LIE says:

    “It is hilarious to me how insecure auburn fans are. You meet some at a party and don’t bow down or respect the national championshit they just bought, they freak out. Genuine anger. Even with a national championship they still can’t get out from under Alabama’s shadow. They will stand there and attack mark ingrams father, attack Saban oversigning, and at no point, admit that cam cheated and everyone in the nation outside of lee county thinks auburn is a cheating laughing stock”

    MORE BAMMER MORON BULLSH#T!!

  5. 11
    BamaBrando

    The Idiot VOL says: Whaaaaaa! I not like Bama so much I write like caveman! Bammer blah blah cheat, I hate bammer blah blah MORON! blah blablah blah blah.

    Dude, you aren’t even funny. You never add to the conversation. Just a bunch of tired old random insults. You are predictable, and jealous of Bama. But you really do make yourself look like a fool coming here. I would bet the rest of the UT fanbase is ashamed of you too. They would if they were to read how you have been representin’…

  6. 12
    First Time Caller

    ITK interjection here: Ladies and gentlemen, remember what I said in my article, that proof of this notion will soon follow in the “comment” section of this post? I give you exhibit A, one of the gayer posters to ever grace this site.

    More info is coming. Get ready!

    TICK TOCK!

  7. 15
    WhoreEagle

    Chaz Ramsey talking to the NCAA next week without Auburn Attorneys present..

    Hey FBJ and FTC

    Tick, Tock, Tick, To……BOOM!!!

  8. 16
    Alex Hamilton

    Hmmmm. OK. I’ll keep watching and come down from the cliff.

    And, for the record, thank you for correctly spelling “douche bag”.

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