Huzzah! REC triumphs again

The Red Elephant Club (REC) has won another amazing victory against the forces who would destroy our beloved Alabama Crimson Tide. The REC vanquished Auburn’s Jeffrey Lee and his slanders. How could this glorious organization succeed against the forces arrayed against our noble athletic department? Through the cooperation of the media, which is clearly controlled by agents of the REC. The REC used its influence to erase evidence, change banking records and modify memories. Even the Stonecutters (see video above) tremble before the REC.

This should serve as a warning to all: Fear the REC.

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah for the REC!

Or maybe, truth is stronger than the smears of a guy who is either hurt by the decision made by a teenager, or trying to hurt the University of Alabama Crimson Tide.