Tonight at Coleman Coliseum the University of Alabama basketball team will play host to the biggest embarrassment to hit the SEC since Mike Slive.
Throwing out their “blind-squirrel-finds-a-nut” win at South Carolina, Auburn’s margin of defeat on the road in the SEC this year is 17-points. They boast an overall record of 9-17, and 2-10 in the conference. Though rumor is experts on “the bunker” give them a “better than average” chance against big brother tonight with their team of athletes “with huge upsides”. Heard they had some “head hunters” too. (What a stupid website.)
Meanwhile Alabama (18-8, 10-2), who clinched the SEC West title last Saturday against the Hogs, is going for its 15th straight home win in a row this season, and currently stands neck-and-neck with Florida for the overall regular season title.
As we head down the stretch, the Gators face a tough Georgia team at home tomorrow night, travel to Kentucky on Saturday, play host to Alabama next Tuesday night (3 games in 6 days) then travel to Nashville to face the Commodores.
Alabama gets the pansies tonight before traveling to Oxford and Gainsville, then closes out against Georgia at home on March 5.