Bama prepares to host the tree huggers

Tonight at Coleman Coliseum the University of Alabama basketball team will play host to the biggest embarrassment to hit the SEC since Mike Slive.

Throwing out their “blind-squirrel-finds-a-nut” win at South Carolina, Auburn’s margin of defeat on the road in the SEC this year is 17-points. They boast an overall record of 9-17, and 2-10 in the conference. Though rumor is experts on “the bunker” give them a “better than average” chance against big brother tonight with their team of athletes “with huge upsides”. Heard they had some “head hunters” too. (What a stupid website.)

Meanwhile Alabama (18-8, 10-2), who clinched the SEC West title last Saturday against the Hogs, is going for its 15th straight home win in a row this season, and currently stands neck-and-neck with Florida for the overall regular season title.

As we head down the stretch, the Gators face a tough Georgia team at home tomorrow night, travel to Kentucky on Saturday, play host to Alabama next Tuesday night (3 games in 6 days) then travel to Nashville to face the Commodores.

Alabama gets the pansies tonight before traveling to Oxford and Gainsville, then closes out against Georgia at home on March 5.

As for tonight, my vote for pregame music.

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