AU wins it all*

Picture credit to LSUFreak. From one artist to another, nobody does it as well as him. But the picture tells it all.

Everybody knows something stinks in Lee County, and like the Reggie Bush/USC stink that never went away until the NCAA finally kicked them both in the crotch several years later, this one won’t either.

Congratulations to the Abarn Tigers. You have had your day.

But the reason OJ Simpson is rotting in jail today is two-fold. One, his unbridled arrogance kept him on a trek where he believed he could get away with anything. And two, those in authority, when the time came for them to be able to do something about it, did.

That day is coming for Abarn. Tonight, they fornicate with goats, throw butt paper into a dying tree and do all the things they do in Lee County. But in the near future, it all comes crashing down.

Tonight, all I can say is, thank God the 2010 season is finally over. Thank God that 10-3 is finally a down year again at Bama. And thank God that the FBI has the goods on a select few that will bring new evidence to light, making this asterisk of a season fade away into the night.

It won’t matter to barners. That’s what makes them barners. But the world will know…again…that the only way you win in Lee County is to cheat. And from Eric Smith kicking a helmetless Oregon player in the head (and continuing to play) to Nick Fairley continuing to be the dirty son of a bitch he is, to the Newtons deciding to come to Auburn over an $180,000 offer from MSU for good rea$on, the world will know again that cheating has been perfected in Lee County.

For now.

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  1. 1
    Nicket the Ewok Coach

    Sorry loser with a Capital L but crystal bitch. How you like them apples. Manhood, Heisman, and crystal taken from your redneck hands.
    I’m like McDonalds, I’m loving it.

  2. 2
    Pistol Pete

    I AM DISGUSTED WHEN EVIL PROSPERS EVEN FOR A LITTLE WHILE -CHEAUTERS WENT DOWN 1 YR A GO THEY JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET

  3. 7
    AUTiger47

    Waaaaaaar Eagle!!!!!!! Man, you are one sorry fan base that you have to quickly try to come up with excuses and disclaimers. It must be a chilly night in your trailers tonight. Keep up your ridiculous conjecture; it’s sure fun to read so that I am reminded how absolutely stupid and pathetic you guys are. AU is the National Champs!!!!! Looking forward to next season!

  4. 13
    AUTiger47

    Ha ha, lol!!!! A fan of a team currently on probation for cheating calls a team cleared by the NCAA, cheaters. You done got us thar Cletus… That’s some smart thinkin… LOL!!!!

  5. 14
    Aubfan334

    OMG!!!Auburn won the NC while lil nicky was on watch? RUN LIKE HELL NICK!!!!! What the hell do you think they are going to do to your osh kosh wearing ass!!!! They fired Curry,Shula,Perkins,Dubose for way less. That my friends is the true dead man walking!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! National Champs Hammah…opps i mean pissy pete

  6. 16
    almightytmc1

    Envy?
    Emvy what?
    Envy the fact that Auburn has accomplished something Bama has already done many times?
    Envy the fact that auburn fans still measure there success by what Bama has already done before them?
    Envy a coach who lucked out Les Miles style?
    What is to envy?
    Been there, done that, and didnt have to add an asterisk to it.
    I am very happy that Auburn won it. It will make the sweet flavor of watching them lose it to the NCAA that much sweeter.
    I dont envy Auburn. I pity Auburn.
    Uh.. how about a repeat?

  7. 17
    13andCounting

    2 NC’s 53 years apart…

    Both Tainted…

    Yesterday, the integrity of college football took a hit.

    I’m just glad we still have schools like Alabama that win them the right way.

  8. 18
    BeSerious

    Bitter, Party of One…

    Bammers are without a doubt the most bitter, sore losers in the history of any sport. A quick review of Facebook last night shows everything one needs to know. And this absurd excuse for a “column” is the exclamation point on that bitter sickness. There’s no “asterisk” by this championship, no matter how much you WISH there was. There is nothing that will destroy this for us, so you might as well go on an pick up the shattered pieces of your sad little life and move on, goobers.

    WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!

  9. 19
    13andCounting

    So many comments from Aubies on a Bama site.

    I didn’t know so many scanned the Bama sites to makes sure nothing negative was said about them.

    Not to worry, you can scan any team site across the country and see the same thing.

    All you Aubies will be developing Carpal Tunnel Sydrome, from all the typing you will be doing to try and defend this championship for years….

  10. 21
    Crimsonite

    You are seriously demented dude. You didn’t match Jack Shite! You didn’t dominate the #1 and #2 teams in the nation for your 2 championships. We anhialated #1 powerhouse Florida and #2 powerhouse Texas. It had never been done before. You beat 9-5 USCjr, bwaa haww haww, and the Ducks?, bwaa haww haww! We had a record setting 6 All Americans, you have a lying, theiving, jerkoff!The list could go on but phuckit. On another note, once again the Barntards failed to dominate an opponent. Hell, Michigan St could have beat Oregon 35-10 last night. From your criminal teams trying to maime other players in the Barnie tradition (Yeah you phuckers have traditon alright!), to a bad call on an interception that let you keep the ball and score on the next play, to a stupid offensive coordinator who left 11 or more points on the field by calling those dumbass runs up the middle inside your 5 and on his own 1 when they never worked once and Barnie never stopped them on the corners all night. Once again you bastards (cont.)

  11. 22
    Crimsonite

    (Cont.) failed to prove you are better than your opponent – just that you are luckier, dirtier and last night needed a bad, bad call to win. I have only seen in my lifetime one other team as undeserving as yours to wear the national title. That was the Ohio State team that won 8 of its games by less Than a td and also needed a bad call to beat Miami for the championship. Well, whatever. Enjoy your moment in the sun for as long as the NCAA lets you keep it, cause it ended last night with Newton’s and Fartley’s final games. Wish we could play you Bastards again today. At least a silver lining in this for the rest of the SEC is 5 in a row. Go Frogs! RTR!

  12. 24
    Crimsonite

    Texas and Florida were down in ’09? Bwaa Haww Haww Haww Haww!!!! You just lost all the credibility you ever had moron. Either Texas or Florida ’09 could have won this years Championship going away! What they did this year has nothing to do with it. Just like next year you will be worse than either one of them were this year. You found the year of the Perfect Storm for you, just like Ohio St did a few years back. You are national champions* of a pathetic year – a champion that couldn’t beat any other champion in history except maybe that same Ohio St team that cheated Miami. No on second thought the game would have never ended because it would have stayed tied. Phuck your thug team. I don’t even take any pride in the championship coming to the State of Alabama after that criminal performance last night. The SEC took a big hit last night. Now we have to listen to the rest of the world dis us even more, just because of your sorry asses. “Boo Damn Beagle!” RTR!

  13. 26
    versho

    Im sure Bama would have handled Oregon much better. Hell, they would probably be up 24-0 midway through the second quarter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  14. 27
    mandy

    Cam was hurt most of the game. Our defense is AUsome. We will have a hell of a team this yr. again. Lotta freshman played this yr. Great recruiting class coming in again. Michael Dyer is an Ausome player. Nothing but greatness to look forward. Please Chiz never leave us. Bammers get ready to get yo ugly arses beat to a pulp in JH this season.

  15. 28
    TSU92

    29 post so far, 12 (over 40%) from Aubs coming over and hoping big brother finally gives them some credit.
    Little Brother:
    Please, please, please big brother give us some validation we need to think that just for once we really are your equal.
    Big Brother:
    Go away kid your bothering me.

  16. 29
    ITK

    The virtual hell Auburn fans live in is the ongoing reality that they will never be Alabama.

    Whatever they accomplish is second rate. They will always be the shit program of West Georgia.

    Oh, and everything you pleasured yourself to in 2010, Auburn fan, will be vacated.

  17. 30
    Crimsonite

    Cam was hurt? Yeah late in the game. What was his excuse before the grandstanding motherphucker fumbled? They should have broke his legs. Hurt is what the Oregon player was when walking to the dressing room with blood all over his face after one of your criminals intentionally tried to maime him. That shites not over yet. The official didn’t see it, but the rest of the world did. The phucker better hope he’s a senior cause he’ll never play in another game after the SEC And NCAA review the film. You stupid beotch, Dwyer can’t run without an O-line, and as of this morning you don’t have one, nor do you have any experienced reserves because you spent the whole year playing catchup and couldn’t get the reserves any playing time. Enjoy your 5-5 season and the beat down that Saban has planned for you in Hair Lip Stadium. And by the way retards, who’s the new Dallas Cowboys coach? Bwaa Haww Haww! At least the rest of the country who hates the SEC even more than they hate Aubie, had their wet dream FUBAR by the win.

  18. 31
    TSU92

    BPI you are on a Bama forum the day after your team won it’s first national title in 53 years, if you own Bama why are here seeking validation? Do not use we when describing Auburn unless you are on the football team’s payroll. Just to be clear by payroll I mean staff not players.

  19. 33
    Crimsonite

    BUTT PLAY IDIOT – now even Miss St a team we slaughtered by 35 points at their house, is better than us? A 11-1 coBig 10 champion who stomped Wisconsin was weak and overrated? That does it. You inbred motherphuckers have lost all perspective. 98-1/2% of the USA considers that the Bama team of the Cap One Bowl was the best team in the nation. Phuck Auburn, and phuck all of you retarded Barnturd bastards who don’t even have a clue. Oregon wouldn’t have even scored on Bama. I love the dumbass Barnie coaches saying that the Barnturd offense didn’t score much because they were rusty from the long layoff. Wow! Wonder why that didn’t affect us? Let’s see, just last week our rusty “O” scored 49 with reserves playing 25 minutes. Last year on Jan 9th we scored 37 against the nations #1 run and overall top 5 “D” with a limping RB and a QB with broken ribs. Hmmm! I’m through with this board. I refuse to be innundated by irrational Barnturd Bullshite that flys against the rest of the worlds thinking. Adios SFB’s. RTR!

  20. 34
    Crimsonite

    Oh, one more thing before I go. Bammers, can you believe this shite? Talk about an inferiority complex. Talk about seeking validation. Talk about obsession. These Phuckers just won their first NC in 53 years and they are not just all over our board like maggots on meat, but they haven’t said anything about the NC or Oregon. All they’re doing is dissing Bama. Pathetic. What a pathetic life. 13 and counting. 23 and counting. Record for wins in 3 years. AND THE BEAT GOES ON!! RTR!

  21. 35
    ITK

    ESPN’s Robert Smith this morning, the day after the BCSNCG:

    “Cameron Newton’s legacy at Auburn? We’ll find out after the FBI/NCAA reports come out. The FBI IS slow, but they’re extremely thorough.”

    Went on to reference the Reggie Bush/USC case.

  22. 37
    mandy

    Well robert smith is black so what he says means zip to me. Hes dumb as dirt. Our cruiting fixing to leap into the top five. bammers are what you call goofy.

  23. 38
    mandy

    AS far as blood on a duck players face, if you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen. Im a girl and I learned at an early age to take up for my self and fight back and not run to mommy. This is football. No place for wussies. And there is a lot of pussy bammers that cant defend there self or they wouldnt be complaining. Hey bammer trash did you run to mommy when you were little sucking tit when a kid was whipping up on yo arse? lol

  24. 39
    BamaDad

    How can anyone think Auburn cheated? There is no way that Cam knew what his dad was doing. Just because he wanted to go to Mississippi State and play for a coach he knew and changed his mind to go to a school in which he had to learn a whole new O system. This only makes perfect sense. I am wondering what his dad will say when he watches on tv the announcement that Cam is going pro. It will be a surprise because the two apparently don’t talk to each other about major decisions.

  25. 40
    Crimsonite

    Yeah, I was confusing Miss St and Tenn scores and location. Whatever, They were beatdown, dumbass, and you’re statement wasn’t erroneous, it was retarded. I hate to come back on here, but I just have to say “I told you so!” Today Alabama has just been voted the “Best National Champion Of The Decade”, and it wasn’t close between ’04 USC or ’05 Texas. AND – like I compared ’10 Barnturds and ’02 Ohio St – They came in last and next to last with the Barnturds getting 7% and Ohio St 9%. I told you so! Also Oregon is given an 84% chance of returning to the CG next year and the Barnturds 16%. And a majority of people (excluding Barnturd fans) think the Turds will eventually be striped of the title. “Boo Damn Beagles!” RTR!

  26. 41
    TSU92

    I have learned my lesson it is pointless to converse with an idiot. ITK, how do you feel about the Tide’s 2011 prospects. I look at our schedule and see a very good season. Bama gets PSU on the road, but they have no offense. Florida is in transition, LSU is at home, MSU on the road will be a tough game and we should handle a completely depleted aub team easily. I think Bama will be in New Orleans come January.

  27. 42
    Crimsonite

    Mandingo beotch you stupid street whore. You don’t know shite about football. Your phucking criminal player came up to the Oregon guy laying on the ground without a helment long after the play was over and drop kicked him in the head. It would have served him right if someone in the stands had shot his phucking arse! How about you come over here and I’ll drop kick you in the cunt, beotch! RTR!

  28. 43
    Crimsonite

    Who awarded it? ESPN – you know – the worldwide sports authority. Officially on paper by nationwide vote – you know by people like yourself who don’t know shite, only tens of thousand of them! Not just the opinion of inbred an mullet from the Barnturd school. They could have voted for USC or Texas or, cough, cough, The Barnturds. Heavens know’s there are a lot more retards in California and Texas and Ohio and Florida than there are in Alabama. But, they chose Alabama. What a stupid bunch of retards. However, I think I’ll go with opinion of thousands of retards from four states with 60,000,000 people plus the rest of the country except for Lee county, over the opinion of one or even a whole shite load of inbred, mullet, retards from the Barnturd school. You braindead loudmouths wanna play again tomorrow for all the marbles? No, I didn’t think so. RTR!

  29. 44
    AUTiger47

    LOL!! Congrats Crimsonshite… way to salvage your precious ego!! LOL!!!!

    BTW – You can always tell when the bammers know they are loosing an argument, they predictably retreat to the “you’re posting on a bammer site means you have an inferiority complex” argument.

    The reality is that Auburn most Auburn fans have a stake in Auburn because they are alumni or have a parent or close family member that attended the university. This very different from the majority of the UAT fanbase that woke up one day, decided to be a bama fan, and bought a t-shirt at the local Wal-Mart. This is also why bama fans will never understand what it means to be an Auburn Family, and why we would never have an inferiority complex. Said simply, most of us chose to attend and graduate from Auburn University, a place that we love. I for one was accepted to both schools and made a concious decision to go to Auburn (i.e., I rejected UAT). Bama fans that have no stake in the university, and at best have contributed to the local wal-mart for some paraphanelia, will never understand what it truly means to be part of something and be a REAL fan of the university. So… it doesn’t really suprise me when you guys try to argue that we have an inferiority complext… is just makes me laugh at you even more.

    One last thing: I think the difference between Auburn fans and UAT fans is pretty evident on this message board. Auburn fans are having fun with some banter, whereas UAT seem to express absolute hatred for Auburn. This is exemplified by some of the comments by UAT posters that refer to a woman (that they have never met in person) as a “stupid street whore” and “stupid ignorant slut”. I can assure you that sort of dialogue would never be condoned on an Auburn board.

  30. 46
    Pistol Pete

    agreed au fans are au attendees so obligated to be au fans…fans of cfb from bama who are connected to tulane harvard or south alabama are bama fans ..anybody with a choice chooses bama not au skank

  31. 47
    Pistol Pete

    u stupid ignorant slut stupid ignorant slut has nothing to do with slutty women do ur homework u stupid ignorant slut

  32. 48
    Pistol Pete

    what human beings rejoice at au oj and joran van der sloot misdeeds but au skank

    name a college team that has been booed in a neutral site public event besides the au skanks

    see the espn sports polls

  33. 52
    Crimsonite

    AU47 before you call the kettle black you should get informed and check out the stupid street whores posts during the last 12 months. After some of the things she’s called us, stupid street whore may be too polite! Besides this is our board and we don’t practice censorship like the Commies at Barnturd sites, otherwise even you wouldn’t be here. As for fanbases it would be physically impossible for all of the 3,000,000 Bama fans in the state not mention the millions around the country to all attend The University. But if the Barntards were worth a shite more than once every 53 years, you might have those 3 million fans instead of us. Then you wouldn’t be phucking complaining about them. Morons! RTR!

  34. 54
    Pistol Pete

    I PITY THE JANITOR AT AY\U WHO HAS TO CLEAN OUT THE MASS COBWEBS FROM THE TROPHY CASE BASICALLY FOR A TEMPORARY TROPHY

  35. 56
    Pistol Pete

    CUDOS TO OZZIE NEWSOME – GM CLEVELAND BROWNS BALTIMORE RAVENS THE OLD CLEVELAND BROWNS FRANCHISE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT MEDIOCRE IN 40 YRS BEFORE THE 0Z – RAVENS ONE CHAMPIONSHIP BUT SOLID DEEP IN PLAYOFFS AND NIP AND TUCK RIVALRY WITH STEELERS AND PATRIOTS IS ALL THE OZ

    THE ORIGINAL MAN AMONG BOYS – SAW HIM IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED IN FACES IN THE CROWD SECTION I THINK AND THEN IN FRESHMAN SEASON I WAS LIKE A 12 YR OLD KID AND SAID TO MYSELF THAT IS A MAN AMONG BOYS BEFORE I HAD EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
    U CAN SAY SAME THING FOR JULIO JONES IF JONES ELIMINATES OCCASIONAL DROPS WILL BE GREATEST WR OF ALL TIME

  36. 58
    BamaBrando

    Auburn showed their class, won again with fluke plays, lucky calls, and dirty cheap shots. It’s like Auburn is willing to take 2-3 unsportsman like penalties a game. They say it is aggressive play, but it is a thug mentality. Then to turn around and act like God had something to do with it is comical. God did cleanse Alabama though. Sent all the Auburn fans away then closed all the roads.

    Way to show the nation how thugs play football. And start that countdown for another 57 years for the next one. Seasons over, everyone will be out to kill Auburn next season. All you Auburn fans be sure to be here again next season, but being the bandwagon blowhards you all are, I seriously doubt even half of you will show up here when life without Cam begins.

  37. 59
    mandy

    Quit repeating the same shite over and over. Its old. Talk about stuff thats now. Like recruiting and how Auburn is likely to be top five again. How my Tigers are likely to beat your arse in JH this yr. To be honest. Ive never thought Cam was all that. We have an entire team playing here. It was proven vs Oregon, we can win without Cam. it dont matter to me whether Cam and Fairley come back or not. We have a team full of studs and Frazier will be another one. You idiots better stop waiting on when or if the hammer will fall and start worrying about how to beat Auburn from here on out. Chiz is the best thing that has ever happend to AU since Coach Dye. And if you think AU is cheaters and thugs. I suggest you follow that path cuz if you morons dont, you will be left behind. We just won the NC and you didnt. So continue to suffer. And please stay on subject and make sense doing it if you reply to this post. You are all dumbarses. Go Tigers

  38. 60
    mandy

    BTW the only reason we wont go undefeated this yr if we dont is cuz of our schedule. @ Clemson @ SC @ Ark @ LSU @ UGA. Its brutal. But one thing, we got your dumbarses at home and we will beat your arse. Bank it. Go Tigers War Eagle

  39. 61
    BamaBrando

    Mandyke:
    Right now, Bama has the edge over Auburn in recruiting. Right now, Bama has more depth and experience coming back next season than Auburn. Right now, Auburn is still under investigation. Right now, Bama is averaging 12 wins a season. Right now, your coach is still just 2 games over .500. Right now, Saban has a better record and resume than your coach. And of course, right now, you are still a stupid Mandyke.

  40. 62
    mandy

    We are a better team than you idiots are and our coaches are way better and we will continue to beat your arse as long as Chiz is at Auburn. Now how about that moron. dumbarse

  41. 64
    BamaBrando

    Mandyke! I have a job. A couple as a matter of fact. I am pretty sure I make a lot more money than you, since I can tell you draw a government crazy check. But thats not the point. Chiznik is 2 wins over .500. That record is pale in comparison of Sabans. How many assistant coaches has Chiz brought up to be head coaches? Oh yeah, he has only been a head coach for 52 games. 27-25 record. Imagine if Cam didn’t play and Auburn was 7-5? He would have still been below .500, and after next season he will be. You can’t be lucky two years in a row. It will be 52 more years before Auburn can summon up that much luck in one season again.

  42. 65
    13andCounting

    Mandy is the best Auburn fan ever. I mean really, how many fans can come up with such stingers like…”We are a better team than you idiots are and our coaches are way better ” or “we will beat your arse”, and my favorite “And if you think AU is cheaters and thugs. I suggest you follow that path cuz if you morons dont, you will be left behind.”

    Makes you feel good to be a Bama fan doesn’t it?

  43. 69
    BamaBrando

    Mandyke, that is your name! You come on here as a girl, but have a potty mouth and threaten to beat up men like a dyke. It’s the perfect name for you, you wear it so well. No need to thank me. But you are welcome.

  44. 73
    BamaBrando

    But there is such a word as MANDYKE! I know, cause I invented it, just for you Mandy! You really should be more appreciative for the attention you get. That is why you are here right?

  45. 74
    mandy

    Actually Im here to criticize bammer trash as much as possable and pound in your dumbarse heads you are beneath my Tigers. CAPISH?

  46. 75
    BamaBrando

    Well Mandyke, if you didn’t sound so dumb and ignorant, I might understand. But you are failing at your job, and you really need to learn how to spell. It is POSSIBLE. Your welcome. But good luck with your ‘pounding’ thing. Maybe you should try a little harder.

  47. 76
    13andCounting

    Hey Mandy, you may want to go to Lee County real quick to see the NC trophy before it goes away!

    If you hurry you might catch a glimpse of it!

    By the way….ROLL TIDE! WHORE EAGLE !!

  48. 77
    mandy

    Sorry I live in Florida. That kinda crap stalking trophies dont appeal to me. So Im not likely to drive 300 miles to see that crap.

  49. 79
    BamaBrando

    Yeah, Mandyke. If we were all like you and collect that crazy check every month we wouldn’t have to worry about having a job. Plus I bet you beat your girlfriend up and keep her straight so she can continue to support you. You are so cool.

  50. 80
    13andCounting

    Sorry Mandy, I didn’t realize you live so far away.

    Well, you can always go and see a NC trophy at UF, FSU, or Miami. They still have theirs….

  51. 81
    13andCounting

    Mandy, I suggest you quit posting. If you keep posting I will have to give you one of these -> *

    And I have a full bag of *, over here.

    You may not know what I’m talking about, but you may see one of these *, in the Auburn media guide next year.

    Don’t try me Mandy…

    * * * * * * * * * * * * *

  52. 88
    BamaBrando

    Mandy is one tough dude. I bet she has a chain on her wallet and wears combat boots. But please don’t ban Mandy, she is a fine spokesMAN for Auburn football. She represents the Auburn fanbase very well. Julia and BP**, ban them forever, but please don’t ban MANDYKE!

  53. 89
    mandy

    BTW You turds heard the commercial during Fbomb about Bammer being the second fatest state in America? Didnt I tell you fools yall all need to diet and workout? Guess I was right on. Ya big fat slobs.

  54. 90
    BamaBrando

    Not sure what ‘fatest’ means, but if you are implying that I am not in shape you are wrong, like you are about everything else. But we all can’t stay in shape like the wife beater you are Mandyke. Oh how I wish I could be just like you…

  55. 93
    mandy

    Hey how many of you jackasses on here are sending Calloway death threats? Any of you care to fess up? Thats low as you can go.

  56. 95
    Pistol Pete

    AGREED NEVER IMPRESSED WITH BC – AND MUCH LESS AS A RB 4 63 SPEED 210# NOT MUCH GOING FOR HIM – DICKSON CROWELL CLOWNEY BRASSEL CYRUS K TO ROLL WITH THE TIDE

  57. 101
    DAMAGE INC.

    I’ve come to the conclusion that no matter WHAT happens – everybody in the world with the exception of barner’s – KNOWS that Aubarn never really “won” the National Title – everybody UNDERSTANDS the fact that the title game was a complete frAUd and the “win” is for barner’s only – not for the history of CFB. One thing the delusional barner’s can’t implant in their limited capacity cranium is that history WILL tell the truth – there WILL be an “*” – that’s a fact.

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