Auburn heads to Sewer Bowl

The national outrage continues. From the Orlando Sentinel: “Auburn’s Cam Newton and Oregon’s LaMichael James — have turned the national title game into the Sewer Bowl.”

MORE: “Meanwhile, Auburn is quarterbacked by Newton, a player who left the University of Florida amid allegations of academic fraud and following an arrest in which he was found with a stolen laptop and threw it out the window when police arrived. Most recently, of course, the NCAA determined that Newton’s father Cecil shopped his son in a pay-for-play scheme before Newton signed with the Tigers. To review: During Newton’s college career, he has been accused of being a thief and a cheat whose recruitment is now being investigated by the NCAA and the FBI.”

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  1. 2
    BamaHate

    Wish you were in the sewer bowl Cappy? I bet. Jealousy is gnawing at you like a beartrappped rabbit biting its own leg off.

    28-27
    56-16
    Purchase your Orgeon letterjacket now at TidePride stores with used textbooks. Pathetic story perhaps maybe your worst. Are you a Kellan Moore fan. I bet there bowl game is better than yours.

  2. 4
    BamaHate

    One more thing on probation. Already staring down the barrel makes Mullet fans delusional.

    NCAA eligible, read em and weep.

  3. 7
    capstonereport

    Idiot Auburn fans, I didn’t write that. The Orlando Sentinel’s columnist wrote those lines about Auburn.

    If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you shouldn’t cheat. Or less bluntly, if you don’t like national criticism then don’t adopt a win at all costs mentality.

    College football is outraged. You have to ask yourself why.

  4. 8
    Rolltide7

    Hey morons, did you read this post? Does it look like Cappy wrote this? Looks to me like it was a newspaper article. I don’t understand why y’all get so mad and defend this kid. I think he is one of the best athletes I’ve ever seen play the game, and I think y’all are gonna beat the skin of the Ducks and win a national championship because of this kid. Defend that, not actual facts about his questionable past. It makes you look so stupid to defend what the whole country knows to be true. The country lumps you in with us so please just shut up enjoy it.

  5. 9
    BamaHate

    Outraged, we are outraged for all of the media
    spinning this story trying to get into our teams head. But it didn’t work. Now they know it doesn’t affect us. Check the scoreboard. Winning at all costs, maybe ask Spanky. Cussing, screaming, sideline antics, half a game suspensions, WTC tragedies and La Tech loss, “I hate those guys” is over the top. Mike Leach was fired for similar things, hitting and cussing players. Look in the mirror bud. Where is all the white lining in that. That is spineless.

    How about that monopoly money or “take the money and run?”. How about “We just beat the hell out of you”. No other fanbase us so arrogant or hypocritical. How about agent gifts and Dareus. Did you forget J Harris and that laptop or is it that Newtons laptop was so much more costly?

  6. 10
    crimson hammah

    au,alabama hater is not the sharpest light in the tool box….has problems with caps – thought au went to cap one bowl last yr – thought capstone wrote that piece

  7. 11
    BamaHate

    Good one dude, you got me. Is that your best shot now that I bring out all the truth about your beloved team? The only fanbase that is outraged is the jealous MulletU. That is the truth. Maybe you can add those facts up, math wizard…

  8. 13
    Rolltide7

    As a Bama student, I really feel bad for y’all. This team has a great chance to win the NC this year. Your first unshared one. I know how great it feels cause I’ve seen two now. Bad thing for y’all is, no matter what you say, when any media outlet ever speaks about this year, this scandal will be what they talk about. It will always have this stain on it. Like a skid mark on your season. Shame because that kid can play ball. Anytime they ever talk about him or yalls season, it will be about this.

  9. 15
    Momof3

    You Barners who think anyone is jealous are delusional. Alabama has won 8, count them 8, National Championships since you losers have won your only. After 53 years, I’m for throwing a dog a bone….if he works for it, not cheats.

    Enjoy it while you can, because you will lose the entire season when all is said and done. Ha-Ha, still the little sis to UA.

  10. 16
    crimson hammah

    AGREED I WISH AU WAS A GOOD RIVAL LIKE FLA AT LEAST NOW DYE AND LOWDER ARE FONE FOREVER….BUT IT STILL DOES NOT GET TO THE ISSUE THAT ONLY SKANKS CAN ENABLE SKANKS

  11. 20
    crimson hammah

    SABAN SAID “I HATE THESE GUYS” IN REFERENCE TO HIS HATE TOWARD TUBBY AND THE VICTORY CIGARS IN TIGER STADIUMS GUESS WHO THE UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR AT THE TIME WAS AND WHERE HE IS NOW

  12. 23
    BamaHate

    Hey mom,
    Go get my beer and clean the dishes. 13 mythical championships. Try maybe 5 undisputed where you didn’t get the UPI 1 before getting trounced in your bowls by Notre Dame, USC, and Arkansas.

    We have been kept out about 2 times before form various reasons. We have the Heisman, your manhood this year, and we will get the crystal. That is this year, try and keep up with the present not the past.

  13. 24
    CJ

    No one has even accused Auburn of “cheating.” And Cam has been cleared by the NCAA.

    I think everyone knew that you were quoting an idiot. I’m glad that Auburn fans can instead quote the NCAA, the SEC, and every attorney who has spoken on the matter.

    The problem is that some bloggers don’t know how to apply determined facts to the bylaws. You also take every negative rumor as fact.

    Alabama teams have had PLENTY of players who ran afoul of the law and NCAA rules. Does that make its bowls “Sewers.”

  14. 25
    crimson hammah

    ONE OF THE AU BOARD OF TRUSTEES HAS CUT DEAL WITH FBI AND IS SINGING LIKE A CANARY PER MULTIPLE MESSAGE BOARDS

  15. 26
    crimson hammah

    NCAA ACADEMIC AFFAIRS DIVISION BASED REINSTATEMENT SOLELY ON INFO FROM AU…

    THE NCAA ENFORCEMENT DIVISION LMAO SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT

  16. 30
    BamaHate

    It always goes to the past when you guys get beat. LSU and corndogs, TN and hillbillys, AU and the barn, FL and crying Tiny Tim. No wonder every other SEC fanbase hates you. Not Auburn but you.

    Kicking other SEC teams while they were down was a cakewalk last year in this website. You thought the midget was invincible. How wrong you were. Now that the tables have turned, it is all cheater Newton. You are all the most juvenile, delusional, arrogant fanbase in America. 28-27, how you like them apples losers.

  17. 33
    CJ

    Hammah, you noted that Bama threw the AU game in a conspiracy with the Vegas mafia. The FBI is actually investigating that as a RICO violation. It means that Alabama is facing the death penalty. That makes anything related to Cam Newton the minor leagues. Potential NCAA violation versus Felony.

  18. 36
    28-27

    Keep the hate coming. I gotta give you guys credit, without all the Cam bashing we’d have nothing to rally around and we wouldn’t be nearly as strong. War Eagle

  19. 42
    FinebaumJunkie

    LMAO….. I’m going to say this again. There is trouble coming, but not for Auburn. Auburn, and the NCAA are working together. The reason for the outrage is because they made the reporters that got a sniff of something and ran with it look like damn fools. They can call the BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME whatever they want. In the end, the crystal will be raised by either us, or Oregon, and if by chance Auburn does win it, 10 years down the road all these vacated wins you hope is coming will still stand.

  20. 43
    Autiger47

    Hammah,

    You really need to up your game buddy. You’re “facts” are nothing more than speculation. After you tried stated “…CNN YESTERDAY…MISSISSIPPI STATE PRESS RELEASE..MISS ST WAS EXTORTED BY CECIL NEWTON HIMSELF”, I asked for a specific reference, to which you finally suggested came from a 3 sentence blurb you saw on CNN. In other words, you had no reference to back your statement, although you claimed it provided evidence to support your “facts”.

    Your newest evidence is even more compelling. You stated, “ONE OF THE AU BOARD OF TRUSTEES HAS CUT DEAL WITH FBI AND IS SINGING LIKE A CANARY PER MULTIPLE MESSAGE BOARDS”. Crap! You mean message boards are reporting this??? It must be true then, because message boards are considered a reliable source for news.

    If that’s not enough, you point to a Buckeye’s fan page and suggest we should do our “homework”. LOL!!!!!!!!

    I have a lot of respect for UA as an academic institution, but if you are a representative of its graduates, I may have to change my opinion. BTW – just out of curiosity, what year did you graduate from UA? Please tell me you didn’t get a degree from their journalism department. LOL!!!!

    Lastly, please explain to me how in the world you can be so derogative toward AU when AU hasn’t been implicated in any inappropriate activity by any credible news organization, the NCAA, or SEC, while UA is currently on NCAA probation and has been 17 out of the last 20 years??????? I was a freshman at AU in 1993 and was not proud that we were on probation. You can bet your ass that I wouldn’t have talked trash about other programs at that time, in recognition of how hypocritical it would have been. Am I missing something… how do you not see that it makes you look like a jack ass to accuse others of going to the “Sewer Bowl” etc. when your are currently on probation?

  21. 47
    BamaBrando

    28 likes it here with is fellow homo Aubbie fans. It’s like a big circle jerk going on in here with y’all. Congratulations on giving the SEC a black eye. You guys are the only people in the whole country who believe they way you do. No one is jealous of you guys, only at Auburn would the fanbase be galvanized buy a thug ass player, who cheated and stole at Florida, got kicked out, and was sold by his dad. You guys have lost even more respect across the nation. Auburn is known as the team that cheated and got away with it, more than anything else. But you guys are too drunk with pride and too stupid to realize it. Y’all would rather win at all costs. And you guys were bitching about Saban for two years.

  22. 48
    FinebaumJunkie

    I love it! When the ship starts sinking and it eats at you, it’s “Cappy, please tell them to leave! It’s our site and make them go away!!” Before I forget, could I borrow that roll of toilet paper off that Tide powder box that sits on ya head? I used the last of mine rolling Toomers corner.

  23. 49
    BPI

    Just another hack writer writing another hack article….Posted on a AU hating blog….

    Brandi*, most of the articles on this blog over the last 3 years have been about Auburn in some form or fasion….As long as that tend continues, Auburn fans will be here….It’s as if you think you guys are talking about your own team , and then we butt in….Couldn’t be farthjer from the truth…It’s by design , Cap and ITK write articles people respond to for hits on the blog…Hits on the blog = advertisement dollars…..

    Until you figure that out, please shut up as you only look ignorant…

    As far as AU football goes, it’s good at the top…Love it. Nothing you boobs say or do will change it…Accept it and move on…Auburn WILL beat Oregon…Cam WILL win the HEISMAN….The NCAA WONT investiagate….Wins WONT be vacated.

    Auburn DID trump the best season in Alabama history.

  24. 52
    BamaBrando

    Nothing is ripping my heart out. Y’all enjoy your brief trip outside of mediocrity, get to feel like what us Bama fans have already experienced over the decades. Y’all have never been there before. Roll your trees, enjoy the season. It doesn’t last forever, and the target and hate is pointed directly at you now. Everyone but you guys know you got a questionable player, and got away with it. The NCAA is changing the rules because your guys loophole jumping to get a thug player. Y’all don’t have a problem with it because nothing else matters to you but relevancy. But this season will always have an asterisk by it for all the scandal and controversy. Which team has the biggest thug? Oregon or Auburn? That is what this years NC game is all about.

  25. 53
    BamaBrando

    BP*, you have been the biggest Auburn whiner on this board for the past few years. Congratulations. Your team lucked through the year and made something of themselves for once. It took a lot of money, players with questionable character, and some luck. But, your team overcame the odds, went undefeated and becomes the most controversial team in the nation this year.
    Be proud. Y’all pat each other on the back and all. You will be back down out of the clouds soon enough. But, no Auburn hasn’t Trumped Bama at all. Win about 12 more SEC championships and 13 National Championships first before you brag about that. And hope that this one (if you even win) doesn’t get revoked in the near future. All they have to find out is if Cams dad took any money from an Auburn booster. Don’t think it didn’t happen. Odds are it did, and the truth always comes out eventually.

  26. 54
    FinebaumJunkie

    The key point you made was got away with it. I thought everbody already hated us, so I don’t care about any of that nonsense. And I have already said the rule will be changed. This case set that into motion. But as long as that loophole is there, it’s legal. As far as thugs go, look at your own team. It did put a guy in the NFL that if he spit in somebodys face on the street, he prolly would have gotten his brains blowed out.

  27. 55
    28-27

    I love it. Keep the spewing the anti-Auburn venom. Cam drinks it up like gatorade (or should I say Cammy-Cam juice) and all it does is make him stronger. I think the hate is wearing off on Darvin Adams too, that’s how he gets open by 20 yards and catches hail mary passes. It’s even wearing off on the notorious fumbler Mario Fannin. Your hate allowed him to march the ball down the field without fumbling and score a TD against SC. We need the hate so keep piling it on baby.

  28. 57
    BamaBrando

    Go F_ck yourself Junkie. I would blow your brains out if there was something other than cowsh!t in that head of yours. Your team has been criticized the whole season for playing a questionable player (who is a known thief and cheater, whose dad pimped him out) and repeated cheap shots and chop blocks. Thats not Bama fans, but the sports media in general. But be proud. Auburn has class alright. Just the football team doesnt go to them. Lets see how long Auburn maintains themselves in this position. My bet is they go from first to worst in a record amount of time. Will you be here then? I doubt it.

  29. 58
    28-27

    Wow that one was vicious. There one has so much hate in it it’ll probably give Cam a boner, that’s how much he likes it.

  30. 60
    CJ

    We come over to support this site for two reasons: (1) Every article is about Auburn; (2) We want you guys to remain the face of Alabama football.

  31. 61
    28-27

    Just going based on the people that post here it looks like there’s a lot more Auburn supporters out there than Auburn haters.

  32. 63
    BamaBrando

    CJ, 28, and all you other morons:
    Where have y’all been all this time? Are y’all just showing your heads because Auburn is doing good? Must be so. Auburn is full of bandwagon fans, as this year has shown. Next year, after that first loss, and it is going to sting, the Auburn flags will be folded and put away, the magnets will be carefully removed from the four wheel drives and tractors, and none of you guys will be around. Except for BP* of course. She loves the punishment. But you are damn right I hate Auburn. It didn’t just begin with this season. Ask BP*, she knows. But I sure don’t ever go trolling on Auburn sites, never have never will.

  33. 64
    BPI

    Brandi* , you speak of thugs and such when your teams all-american hero ROLO, somehow had an assault charge swept under the rug at UA….How in the heck is THIS not front page news ? He tries to run over a frat kid with HIS FREEKING CAR, then goes back and gets some more GANGSTAS and commences to beat the hell out of the dude…….Somehow , we don’t here about it until he is conveniantly graduated !!!!!!

    There are also MANY MORE instances of UA THUGGERY during Sabans reign that make Eric Smith look like the Pope….So for you to spout off nonsense about AU thuggery only makes you look like an even bigger idiot that normal.

    Why don’t you just take a lesson from ITK and quit…Just give up…I know it’s got to be mindbogglingly difficult to try to come up with an angle for a defense…There is no angle Brandi*, just give it up…It’s hopeless. Your biggest nightmare has become a reality….

  34. 65
    FinebaumJunkie

    Awards being given out everywhere lmao. It’s a bad day for the Bama faithful. Auburn is racking up the trophies, we are being talked about in a positive manner on t.v., the mood in Tuscaloosa is almost post nuclear, Bama’s own coach, or as he is often called CNS in here, voted Auburn number 1. How bad does that sting?

  35. 66
    RollTide

    Pat: “The crap has really hit the fan this time.”

    Jimmie: “If you hadn’t tried to bribe those congressmen we’d be in the clear.”

    Milty: “Don’t try to shove it all on me. It’s all Bobby’s fault.”

    Bobby: “If I’m going down…I’m takin’ you all with me.”

    Jimmie: “I ain’t going down…I’m gonna squeal like a pig.”

  36. 67
    mandy

    What percentage of the CF nation do you fools think pay attention to what you morons say on message boards? lol Ill give you a hint zero to none. What a bunch of idiots. Old ugly Mike Bianchi trying to boycott Cam for Heisman. Yeah that will work. He will be center stage come Sat. night. Dumb fucks. Go Tigers

  37. 69
    BamaBrando

    BP*, Rolo was 10X the leader on defense on the field than Chris Farley ever was. Your whole defense has had lessons in cheap shots, while the offensive line has shown us time and again the proper way to execute a chop block. You don’t know the extent of the Rolo story, but it isn’t near as bad as a preacher-dad pimping out his son.

    And no, I will never quit, not as long as dumbasses like you exist.

    And Junkie, Auburn deserves to be number 1, they are undefeated and the SEC champs this year. I am not denying that. But Auburn has stained the SEC with its questionable players, and the national perception is Auburn bought a player and got away with it. Y’all will carry that stigma for a long time. Thats why the asterisk will always be there.

    And mandy, you make Auburn proud. Keep up the good work!

  38. 70
    BPI

    So Rolo gets a pass for assault ? no one is denying his on the feild abilities, he was the heart and soul of your defense for three years. But Rolo often had thug behavior following him from his high school days….What is the difference ? I’ll tell you the difference…..he played for Bama, and what he did was worse than what Cecil did IMO….Rolo was a gangsta thug that got a pass and often had things covered up by the administration…..

    i remember him doing several things on the feild that looked much worse than anything Fairley ever did. I saw him push a ref for goodness sakes. Thug to the core.

  39. 72
    crimson hammah

    U R ONE FORKING IDIOT IF U THINK EVERY BROADCASTED WORD IS IN ARTICLE ON THE INTERNET…..ESPECIALLY WHEN THE NEWS IS NO NEWS ….NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BELIEVES MISS STATE IS THE TARGET …ALL IT SAID IS MISS ST IS COOPERATING WITH THE NCAA IN GIVING THEM TESTIMONY AND THAT MS STANDS BEHIND THEIR COACHES…BAMA HATE DUMSHEETS LIKE THIS GUY MAKE THE NATION DESPISE AU FANS …AUBAMHATE POLICE UR FANS AND LOWDER

  40. 73
    CJ

    “The NCAA’s enforcement chief says punishing athletes for violations they didn’t even know about would be a major shift in philosophy for the organization.”

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5892059

    “She said the NCAA’s Division I Amateurism Cabinet was studying whether to broaden the definition of who is considered an agent.”

    Like the NCAA said, if you want to change the rule, lobby for it. But there was no rule violation here.

  41. 74
    crimson hammah

    THE SEWER BOWL WAS A FLA ARTICLE – BUT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NATION – AU IS THE SKANK OF THE NATION.,…AND YES WE R ON PROBATION A PIZZY ANTY PLAYER TEXT BOOK NOT MAJOR NOT ORGANIZED CRIME LEVEL

  42. 75
    crimson hammah

    FORK THIS DISCUSSION OF CAM NOT KNOWING DID NOT HAPPEN — HE TOLD MS HE KNEW HE TOLD FRIENDS AT BLIN

    SHUT THE FORK UP WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS

    OJ WAS GUILTY – U STUPID IGNORANT SLUTS

    NO WONDER THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FOLLOW THE ANTI-CHRIST –

  43. 76
    crimson hammah

    KUDOS TO BIANCHI FOR SAYING WHAT EVERYBODY IS SAYING BUT AU BOOGS AND THOSE IN POSITIONS THEY THINK THEY HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

  44. 77
    crimson hammah

    YES AU IN A POSITIVE LIGHT…

    WILL CAM GO PRO?
    LSU SPORTSTALK – WELL HE IS MAKING GREAT MONEY AT AU

    DANIELSON- CAM REALLY EARNED HIS MONEY ON THAT PLAY.

  45. 79
    crimson hammah

    97% OF THE PEOPLE WILL BURN IN HELL PER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN AND THEN REVIVED …SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT WITH THE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY FROM some OF THESE POSTERS

  46. 81
    crimson hammah

    SPURRIER – DOES NOT PUT UP WITH CHEAUTING HE WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE AU IS NAILED FOR THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS

  47. 83
    Almightytmc1

    BamaHate Says:
    December 5th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    It always goes to the past when you guys get beat. LSU and corndogs, TN and hillbillys, AU and the barn, FL and crying Tiny Tim. No wonder every other SEC fanbase hates you. Not Auburn but you.

    ____________________

    Are you STUPID?!!!
    Look F*cktard. Read the Bogs for every other SEC team and you will see nothing but disgust for Auburn.
    Instead of doing what auburn fans do best (being ignorant,) Why dont you look around for yourself.
    Oh yeah. thats right I keep forgeting… THAT IS TOO MUCH LIKE BEING RIGHT FOR A METALLY CHALLENGED MONGREL LIKE YOU.

  48. 85
    BamaHate

    Thanks,
    Almightyterd, ask Florida fans whom they hate worse AU or Alabama.

    Ask LSU fans whom they hate worse, Bama fans calling them corndogs or AU.

    Ask TN fans whom they hate worse.

    You are mentally challenged little homer. Too bad you cant kick us around again this year and we have squarely kicked you in the nads. We took JH West, we are gonna take the Heisman, and we will take the crystal, moron. Who laughs last this year? We broke if off at JH West, booger boy. The biggest come from behind in the history of the IB.

    See ya loser.

  49. 86
    crimson hammah

    U AU Guys really amuse me! Talk about poor cheAUters!

    Troopa Thuga was like a “used car salesman” real sleazy type…when Cam Newton allegations I figured Thuga was the recruiter. per Seastrunk’s mother/top 4 rb last yr recruited by AU

  50. 89
    crimson hammah

    exactly see tiger droppings now because au boogs all fans are saying we despise au skank…i have bama fan friends in br and they r switching to au hate b/c of au fan denial ….i have lsu friends in la switching to au despisal

  51. 92
    Almightytmc1

    And while I am on the topic of Auburn. I just want to say this.
    Auburn woman are a bunch of ***k ****ers.
    I bet all you fine Auburn man have ****ed with your daughters. Because when it comes time to ***k in Lee county there just aren’t many women folks around to do that sort of thing with. And If your Daughters arent around then I guess you would probably go ***d somebody’s ***k.
    And HONESTLY YOU GUYS AR SO MORALLY BANKRUPT YOU WOULD PROBABLY ***K YOUR OWN son’s c*** AND TRY TO BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE WHEN HE GROWS UP TO SUFFER FROM YEARS OF PSCHIATRIC ISSUES.
    And I usually don’t play the race card but Cam Newton is the latest ethic super hero .
    SUPER****ER!
    That’s right just like John Shaft he’s ghetto fabulous and he will pull out his pimp slap. He also loves to **** with white Auburn women while their husbands watch!
    I am sure alot of Auburn Men would be glad to let him do it with their Daughters too! Who knows maybe Auburn Dads would probably video Cam ****ing with their daughters and Put it online for all of thier freinds!
    Admit it Auburn men. You would just love to see both your wife and Daughters ****ing Big Cam’s ***k!
    I am not ashamed of this post and I dont care who likes it!!!!

    I am suspending my self…. Now.

  52. 93
    eze

    hahahahahaha,bammer fans cant stand it,it’ll be ok,i’m shure all the money you spent on your coach,and players(dont be stupid it go’s on every where,even bama)ya’ll win some more games,so cheer up just 370 something more days!WAR EAGLE!!!!28-27 lossers!

  53. 94
    Almightytmc1

    I am happy to announce that my self imposed suspension has been lifted and I am now once again eligible to say anything I like on this blog.
    Everyone knows that I just love University of Auburn football and would never say anything to disparage it. At all.

    And I didnt even know this post was here. My Father did it.
    Without my knowledge. On my laptop computer which is I bought second hand from some guy on the street who was selling watches and stuff. And the fine people at Capstone Report didnt know anything about it. At all.
    As a result, My father will have only limited access to my computer. And I am cleared to blog again. I am sure that the Capstone Report will list all the reasons why I am re-eligible. Because like I said. Capstone Report and myself had no idea of what my evil Father was up to, In his quest for religious/spiritaul fulfillment.
    Yay!!! Isnt everyone pleased sh*tless for me!!!!
    I just called your QB a ****er! And accused him of ****ing with your wives!!! (But seriously, when cam pulls out his big black ***k, you know you cant compete with his ****ing skill and you will never be able to satisfy your wife the way he can.
    Dont y’all just love me!!!!

  54. 95
    crimson hammah

    JOE MCKNIGHT LOVED ALABAMA LOVED NICK SABAN

    SEEN IN A BAR SAYING TO THE CROWD WITH A BIG ROLL OF 100S -“SOUTHERN CAL KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR PLAYAHS”

  55. 98
    crimson hammah

    AU HAS NEVER PLAYED IN TITLE GAME OR BOWL GAME WITH TITLE IMPLICATIONS…BAMA 18 TIMES

    EVEN IN BARNNECK MATH 18>0

  56. 99
    Almightytmc1

    Bama hate,
    Instead of making up fictitous “freinds” from other universities, why dont you go to any SEC blog and read the numerous post of SEC fans. the only auburn freindly posts are by auburn fans.
    Read Blutarksy, Read Tiger droppings, Hell, read ANY SEC blog.
    No. Once again. That would be too much like being right.
    From New York to LA. Auburn is the most hated tteam in the land right now. And you are one of the minority of ignorant penis farts who think otherwise.
    Congrats. Scum.
    Congrats.

  57. 101
    crimson hammah

    AU FANS GIVE ME A CHANCE – TEST ME – GET RID OF THE SKANKY DYE LOWDER AND SHUT UP ABOUT THE 13 PLUS NATIONAL TITLES….

    AND SEE IF I TREAT U LIKE GATOR FANS

  58. 102
    bamagirl10

    According to Marcus Lattimore’s Mother, her son was recruited by Auburn and South Carolina. He did not chose Auburn because they were very leery of the recruiting tactics and all the promises that were made to him. The corruption at Auburn comes from the highest level at the University and that’s the Board of Trustees. You Auburn people need to get your heads out of the sand and accept what you know is coming. It should come as no surprise; you’ve been there before and every bit of it comes at the hands of the same ole ones within the Auburn Family. Remember….you’re ALL IN.

  59. 103
    Almightytmc1

    Lets see. New York Times Washington Post, ESPN, Fox News, CBS, Orlando Sentenal!
    Auburn is finally getting the National exposure it has worked so hard for as the Most hated Team in the country!!!
    Congrats auburn you have earned it. And I hope the NCAA gives you your props when the time comes.
    Oh and in case you forget, we have a trophey case full of the trophys you are trying to win.
    So please dont try to impress us with your baby steps when we have been running for years now.

  60. 106
    FinebaumJunkie

    BamaBrando, I see your point. I would feel the same way if I were a fan of any other school. But my main point of contention, is the ruling has been made. Other conferences have little to no room to bitch about what our conference rules. I will admit the hatred has heated up the last few weeks of this circus, but the resentment for the SEC has been evident for a good while. As the legendary Stud Cantrell once said,”Fuck em if they cant take a joke.”

  61. 108
    crimson hammah

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS MENTALITY GOT OJ OFF FOR MURDER AND GOT OBAMA ELECTED WHO HAS DOOMED AMERICA – BY THE END OF THIS YR AMERICA WILL NOT BE AMERICA B/C OF TRILLION DOLLAR PAY OFF TO CRONIES BY OBAMA – ALL BECAUSE THE AMERICANS WERE SUCKERS FOR A CON MAN WHEN ALL THE EVIDENCE WAS THERE

  62. 110
    FinebaumJunkie

    AlmightyBlt, I just had a vision that 2 days after Auburn has won the BCS National Championship, you will be found by friends and relatives hanging from your ceiling fan with a belt wrapped around your neck (minus the buckle, which was later found lodged inside your ass) and your lil Capt. Winkie in your hand, the victim of an apparent accidendal self strangulation while masturbating.

  63. 111
    FinebaumJunkie

    As for you hammah, You and I both know that we aint gonna agree on this one. So for the sake of the board here, I will no longer comment on any of your pathetic predictions.

  64. 112
    bamatruth

    i just want to take a moment and congratulate awbarn on their 7th SEC title! they have now pulled ahead of the pearl of the ACC…GEORGIA TECH.For those of you that dont know Tech left the SEC IN 1964! It has taken that pathetic excuse of a program you all call awbarn 46 mutha fukin years to over take georgia mutha fukin tech! are you fukin kidding me?hell didnt bama win 8 sec championships in the 70`s alone? sure i know the”dont live in the past”comments are coming but its coming from a fan base that has no past,has no future and is living in the now.fact is no matter how much the awbs rant rave and jack their koks they will NEVER be more than a middle of the pack SEC school.the greatest coach in ya`lls pathetic” history” is patrick fain dye! and what the hell did he accomplish ?……..nothing he beat bama a few times when he wasnt supposed to and shared a few SEC titles….big fukin whoop.enjoy this year because things will change dramatically for you all next year….wait and see!

  65. 113
    FinebaumJunkie

    Yeah, there will be a dropoff, but it wont be catastrophic. You sound pitiful comming in here with that pathetic rant about the same old shit. I repect what Bama has achieved, but there are people here who actualy bring something to the table, and you certainly are not one of them, mutha fuka.

  66. 119
    crimson hammah

    PLEASE PLEASE – I HOPE THEY BOO THAT PIECE OF DOO DOO AT THE HEISMAN CEREMONY

    LMAO FOX THAYER – AU ACCOMPLISHMENTS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN PENCIL

  67. 120
    crimson hammah

    DO NOT BE DECIEVED – GOD IS NOT BLESSING CAM AND AU JUST THAT PER GOD SIN IS PLEASUREABLE FOR A SEASON….AND THEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN …ASK OJ JORAN VAN DER SLOOT EDWIN EDWARDS REGGIE BUSH SOUTHERN CAL

  68. 123
    28-27

    It’s all good cause I’ll be in Glendale laughing it up with Cam enjoying the greatest moment in Auburn football history.

  69. 125
    bamagirl10

    28-27:

    Yes, enjoy your one and only trip to the NC game. HAHAHA One every 50 years ain’t so bad. I guess you are proud of your team for getting there; even if they had to pay players to get them to Auburn in the first place. Yes I said players…..this investigation is going to prove AU paid Cam Newton and others. Do don’t even think that BAMA is jealous of your pathetic program down at the cow college.

  70. 126
    28-27

    You’re right Bama isn’t jealous and Auburn isn’t jealous of Bama. We have a special team and this is a very special year for the program. But remember, Bama and Auburn have now been to the same number of BCS title games. Don’t act like ya’ll go every year and it’s no big deal when you do. Every time a team gets to a BCS title game it’s a special experience.

  71. 127
    crimson hammah

    YES AND MY RESTAURANT IS THE BEST RESTAURANT BETWEEN 14000 AND 14010 AIRPORT ROAD

    AND AU HAS NOT PLAYED YET …IF THE NCAA GF

  72. 128
    crimson hammah

    YES AND MY RESTAURANT IS THE BEST RESTAURANT BETWEEN 14000 AND 14010 AIRPORT ROAD

    AND AU HAS NOT PLAYED YET …IF THE NCAA GETS THEIR HEAD OUT THEIR AZZ THEY WON’T

  73. 130
    crimson hammah

    TOLD YA CAM GOT A BUNCH OF THE MONEY AS WELL

    http://www.sectalk.com/boards/sec-football-talk/78691-cameron-newton-mississippi-state-5.html

    9470. Why no mention of Cam’s Range Rover?
    by tatersngravy, 12/06/10 8:53 PM
    Why does no one ever seem to notice or mention the fact that Cam has a new Range Rover he drives on the weekends to church, etc.?Scooter to class, range rover to party in…I hear all about Ingram’s camaro and Julios escalade, but nothing about the range rover…I actually LIVE in auburn and it’s common knowledge here, but sure doesn’t seem to make much in the way of discussion in the news or here. How did his dad explain it? Is it a “courtesy” car from the athletic department? Just find it odd…

  74. 131
    28-27

    I live in Auburn too and the only thing I’ve ever seen Cam driving was his scooter. I’m pretty sure he has a 2 or 3 year old truck not a new Range Rover

  75. 135
    crimson hammah

    the irony
    last yr closest vote this yr
    Sociopath $Cam possibly of beating the other Sociopath’s OJ Simpson margin record
    Reggie Bush – deja vu all over again
    Months ago AU fans claiming USC’s championship

  76. 138
    ITK

    Cam drives a scooter because of the plethora of traffic violations the criminal has racked up over the years. This in addition to his plageurism, laptop stealing and lying about his recruitment.

    Oh wait, that doesn’t matter. 40+ TDs and an SEC ring.

    Let the worship continue, AU.

    I will dance on your grave when all of this is vacated…no, I will piss on it too.

  77. 139
    crimson hammah

    PROVEN – AU COACHES INVOLVED IN THE BUYING OF CAM AND CAM KNEW AND RECEIVED LARGE BENEFITS – JUST LIKE REGGIE

  78. 140
    Almightytmc1

    FinebaumJunkie Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    AlmightyBlt, I just had a vision that 2 days after Auburn has won the BCS National Championship, you will be found by friends and relatives hanging from your ceiling fan
    ________________

    and that is why you make such a great auburn fan.
    You are full of ignorance and you have these “visions”.
    Tell me something there boy,
    Have you had the propane checked in your mobile home recently?
    your posts get lamer every time.

  79. 143
    bamagirl10

    All you Awbarn fans really need to stop all your bragging over one (1) title that you haven’t even gotten yet. Tim Brando said yesterday that TCU is one NCAA and FBI ruling away from being in the NC game. Without Cam Newton, you would have a middle of the pack team. You fans hero worship this thug like he’s the new Messiah; he didn’t even want to go to your shithole school but gosh darn the money was just too much not to. To top that off, ya’ll are losing 16 starters this year so you’ll be right back where you have always been…way below the University of Alabama. Auburn has been buying players for years and you still ain’t won shit. Maybe after all the millions the Board of Trustees and other boosters have spent, ya’ll can get one title to show for it. But go ahead and brag while you can….the FBI is closing in. Enjoy the ride while you can. Bawahhhhhh!!

  80. 144
    FinebaumJunkie

    I love the love you are giving us BamaGirl. I think I know you. Did’nt I see you at the gas station the other day coming out with a carton of unfiltered Pall Malls. Try everything you can, you might have to break down and try to redeem one of those government coupons and get yourself a digital converter so you can watch t.v in your trailer. Better yet see if you can take 2 steps to your neighbors front door and watch the BCS title game, along with the rest of the nation.

  81. 145
    BamaBrando

    The Thug Bowl should be interesting. Too bad Auburn couldn’t have done it with class. You should act like you have been there before, but oh yeah, thats right you haven’t. But you finally get to have a glimpse of what it is like to be a Bama fan. Feels good doesn’t it? Now you see what we are talking about. But you have to win one first. Bama will be back, you all know what you are losing after the season. Enjoy your 15 minutes!

  82. 146
    BPI

    Brandi*, as you well know, Auburn has run the table in the SEC 3 times in the last 17 years….No other team has done that. None…So before you start thumping your chest, think about that. Our teams did and are doing all they can. Two times out of three wee didn’t get the recognition and the invitation to the Championship game…In all seriousness , it has never bothered me. Is this year a little sweeter because we can go to the Big Dance ? Sure. Will we destroy Oregon ? Sure. Do I give a rip that we will have a football to show for it ? Eh, a little….. You act like Auburen has had absolutely no succes in recent history, when in actuality, we have had plenty.

  83. 147
    BamaBrando

    BP*, Auburn math again… How many national championship games have you ever seen Auburn play in dumbass? geez you are so stupid.

  84. 148
    BamaBrando

    How many SEC titles has Auburn had in the past 20 years? How many NC titles? Championships are what defines your program. How many has Auburn ever won, compared to Bama? You can’t answer using Auburn math. Use the record books, and you will find your answer.

  85. 150
    bamatruth

    fukbumjunkie quit popping your boyfriends herpes blisters with ya teeth and go learn something about awbarn football.and while u at it stop beatin ya dick to your cam newton poster. cheatin is cheatin.well hell you already knew that …you`re an awbarn fan. i can see the awbarn championship t shirts now 14-0 and nothing to show! BREAKING NEWS…Scam Newton still dont give a fuk about tha barn! tha barn tha barn tha barn is on fire! we dont need no water let that mutha fuka burn burn mutha fuka burn………HAVE FUN BOY!

  86. 151
    CrimsonAlumna

    I just want to say that I think it is absolutely HYSTERICAL how these Auburn fans suddenly think they’re actually up here on the same level of tradition, class, and excellence of Alabama, just because they FINALLY made it to the national championship game (after 50-something years, I might add)… Auburn is and always will be Alabama’s little brother.. Nobody outside of Lee county gives a CRAP about Auburn, but yet they won’t stop whining and crying until someone pays them some attention, even if its negative attention (i.e. SCam Newton..)

    You see, Auburn has what I like to call The Bastard Child Syndrome. Auburn is like the little bastard child, most likely a product of some type of incestual abomination, where daddy ran off and mommy hid him in the closet to try to hide him from the world because he was just to hideous and stupid to be out in the real world with real people. The little bastard child (Auburn) sees its big, legitimate brother (Alabama) winning national championships and creating a long-lasting tradition of pride and excellence, and well, little bastard child starts to get insanely jealous. Little bastard child doesn’t understand why nobody pays attention to him, so he starts crying, kicking, screaming, and soiling his britches until the stench is so foul and the cries are so loud that nobody has any choice but to acknowledge his existence. Don’t worry though, once little bastard child has his 5 minutes in the spotlight, he will eventually tire out and go back into the shadow of big brother, where he belongs.

    The. End.

    Sounds like a good children’s book, yes? 🙂

    Auburn, enjoy your 5 minutes while you can. Until you win 13 national championships, you have absolutely no right to say that you are an overall better team than Alabama 🙂 ROLL TIDE ROLL!

  87. 152
    13andCounting

    I’m married to an Auburn Grad, all my brother-in-laws are Auburn Fans, Father-in-Law is an Auburn Fan. Being around them so much, I’ve come to one conclusion. Auburn Fans are STUPID. Their arguments are stupid, their use of selective history is stupid, constantly trying to discredit our illustrious history is stupid and they are the biggest assholes. They try to act arrogant, but that looks stupid because they have nothing to back it up. I say if they win the National Title, fine. At least ours don’t have a taint on it. At Alabama, we win them the RIGHT way (and we win them more often). ROLL TIDE!

  88. 153
    FinebaumJunkie

    While the championships Bama has is impressive, the need for Bama fans to constantly bring it up is laughable. Are you that insecure about what is going on? It kills you so much doesnt it? It seems to me your fan base is the one craving attention, acting jealous, spouting off rumors and conspiracy theories even Jesse Ventura would laugh at….. BamaTooth, didnt I tell you once before, if you want some come get some. I’ll be home watching Cam and Auburn dominate the weekend grabbing awards and the spotlight, while you squint those peepers toward the scrolling feed at the bottom of the screen for SOME mention of Bama.

  89. 156
    BamaBrando

    ^^^^^^ says one of the many Auburn fans on this BAMA SITE.

    I mean, come on. When Bama got beat by SC, I was around a bunch of Auburn fans. They were hugging, high fiving each other, almost crying in their joy. To the average Auburn fan, it is more important to HATE everything Bama. It is like that with the fans, the school, the coaches, anyone who has a thing to do with the place. Why? Because Auburn has always longed to have what Bama has had for so long – a tradition of championships. But time and time again, try as they might, Auburn has come close to getting the trophy. But they have never achieved it. But now it is in their sights, and all is vindicated. No matter what Bama has ever done, they never deserved it, or we made it up, or we cheated. No credit, no respect for what Bama has consistently done over the history of the football program, with multiple coaches.

    Yet Auburn has had coaches paying players, dads shopping around sons, boosters causing the school to be on academic probation. Auburn has a history of all that. But finally all the corruption has paid off, and an opportunity to play for it all for once. And thats all that matters to Auburn. Auburn is playing for a National Championship and Bama is not. It is the Auburn wet dream come true. Finally, once in your lifetime, you get to see the Barn actually upstage Bama on a grand scale. Does it change anything? You might think so. But now lets see you maintain your spot. Because now Bama has you in their sights. Don’t think Bama isn’t going to respond. It is in their history, their tradition, to do so.

  90. 161
    crimson hammah

    WE HAVE A GREATER BASEBALL PROGRAM THAN LSU – BAMA ELIMINATED FROM SUPER REGIONAL LSU ELIMIINATED FROM REGIONAL

  91. 163
    crimson hammah

    SELAH – AU HAS NEVER PLAYED IN A TITLE GAME OR BOWL GAME WITH TITLE IMPLICATIONS – BAMA HAS PLAYED 18 TIMES –

    EVEN WITH BARNNECK MATH – 18>0

  92. 164
    crimson hammah

    MEMO TO BAMA FANS – DO NOT BRING CAM’S SPEEDING TICKET CRAP UP – WHO GIVES A RATS AZZ IT WILL NOT GET AU’S SEASON VACATED…

  93. 165
    crimson hammah

    TIM BROWN IS FOS – MS GOT MAD FROM THE GET GO = Y? THEY HAD A PLAYER BOUGHT AWAY FROM THEM…BUT MS RELEASED INFO JAN AND HEAVY IN JULY

  94. 167
    FinebaumJunkie

    Why dont you come up with something new? Judging by the content on this site, its plain as day that Auburn is always in your sites. Thats why I come in here, to laugh at you and your pittiful finger pointing at others. I have respect and marvel at the championships you have, but as you think it bothers me that you bring it up time and again, the thing is it doesnt. Bama derserves its recognition, its the fan base that is a shit stain on the college football world.

  95. 169
    FinebaumJunkie

    In this state you either roll the tree, or wear it on top of your head. I choose to do the less hillbilly thing.

  96. 170
    BamaBrando

    Auburn has become the sh!tstain on college football this year, no matter how much toilet paper you waste. From the east coast, to the west coast, everyone is pointing at your school as a stain on college football. You are reflecting badly on this state, and the SEC. Congratulations!

  97. 172
    FinebaumJunkie

    Open your eyes and see everything, not just what you choose to see. Of course you are pissed, the whole world sees you for what you really are, a sad bunch of people that just cant stand the reversal of fortunes that have happened in one year. lmao

  98. 173
    crimson hammah

    EVERYBODY IN BAMA KNOWS THE STAIN THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION AT AU IS – NOW EVERYBODY SMELLS THE STENCH OF AU ORGANIZED CRIME

  99. 174
    crimson hammah

    SAME OLD SAME OLD TIL THE NCAA GETS THE SKANK OUT OF TITLE GAME AND IF CAM KNEW AND CAM DID KNOW AND RECEIVED BIG BUCKS FOR SURE – NCAA HAS 4 WEEKS TO GET THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR AZZ

  100. 175
    crimson hammah

    NOT – MORAL OUTRAGE OVER AN OBVIOUS INJUSTICE AS WAS THE OUTRAGE WHEN OJ GOT OFF FOR MURDER BY THE DECENT PEOPLE.THE SKANKS CELEBRATE OJ GETTING OFF FOR MURDER.SKANKS CELEBRATE CAM GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER OF THE NCAA RULE BOOK.DECENT PEOPLE – WTH? JURY – DECENT PEOPLE – WTH? NCAA

  101. 178
    crimson hammah

    I SURVIVED JACK THE RIPPER SKATING I SURVIVED THE ZODIAC KILLER SKATING I SURVIVED OJ SKATING FOR 15 YRS I SURVIVED 40 YRS OF THE NATION NOT KNOWING THE SKANK CULTURE AT AU….

  102. 184
    BamaBrando

    Sad reversal of fortune? Auburn better win another one next year and the next twelve after that to reverse it dumbass. Enjoy your ONE title shot in the history of your program. As scandalous as the year was for you guys, you don’t want to see it. You will soon enough. What’s going to be funny is if Oregon out thugs you guys and wins the game. I bet you will be deep throating that .45 then wontcha bud?

  103. 187
    BPI

    ITK…..Crawl our from under your rock and man up…. I seem to recall some words you said after your SCAR loss to the tune of ” you will never play in the National Championship”…..Care to eat crow.

  104. 188
    crimson hammah

    AU HAS NOT PLAYED IN THE GAME – IF NCAA GETS HEAD OUT AZZ TCU OREGON FOR SURE

    AU HAS NEVER PLAYED IN TITLE GAME
    BAMA 18 TIMES = SELAH

  105. 189
    crimson hammah

    IRONY – BEST HEISMAN SPEECH OF ALL TIME – INGRAM’S TO THE MOST AWKWARD AND SKANKIEST…HEISMAN WINNERS SAY THEY DO WANT SKANKDAD AT CEREMONY – AU SAYS HE IS GOING

  106. 191
    bamatruth

    fukbumjunkie talkin about deepthroating?….lawd lawd lawd sonny chile if kock aint in ya mouth its on ya mind! exactly which trailer park on meth mountain do you call home? i like bama tooth too… like hounds tooth. how long did it take you to come up with that brain buster ya fuk nugget? we talk about championships because our school has them to talk about. i mean tha barn will always have swimming diving and bass fishing NO ONE will ever take those away from yawl.if rolling a tree aint the most redneck fukin traditon in the entire history of any sport id be saddened to know there was one even more shit heel stupid as that one!chin up fuk boy you will always have cam newton,bo jackson,terry beasley,pat dye the streak and this magical season in 2010 with one big ass fukin aterisk beside it! by the way dumb fuk this is what an asterisk looks like so you will know what to look for (*) its in parenthesis so you can isolate it to keep your head from exploding looking for it!………ROLL TIDE YA BROKE BACK BITCH

  107. 193
    FinebaumJunkie

    Thats exactly what I’m talking about bamadildo. I get under your skin, don’t I? I don’t blame you. You just can’t accept the fact that all your talk of vacated wins, and whatever comes spewing out of that flesh covered gloryhole you call a mouth, will never happen. You seem to like the term “fuk boy”. I notice you use that alot. Is that what tmc is to you. I bet you become a fuk boy fan when your daddy dressed you up and made you do strange things as a child. Am I in the ballpark?

  108. 195
    J.D. Cahill

    WHEN THE HELL IS MIKE SLIVE SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING UP THE SEC, i HEARD SHANE TELL PAULIE THAT SLIVE HAS LOST RESPECT FROM HIS PEERS. PAULIE THEN SAID THAT HE HAD THEIR RESPECT OR ELSE THE DEAL WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BROKERED, OK, WHAT DEAL IS HE TALKING ABOUT, BECAUSE THE DEAL WHERE CAM WAS REINSTATED WAS JUST A LOAD OF CRAP, PROB; JUST A SMALL PART OF THE DEAL

  109. 199
    FinebaumJunkie

    Damn. We do have something in common hammah. Life long saints fan, so I’m overjoyed what with them winning the Super Bowl, and Auburn about to play for the BCS National championship. Yes sir, all is well.

  110. 200
    Almightytmc1

    Finebaum
    Shut up and sit down. Didnt your mom teach you to have manners and respect around your social betters?
    Of course not. You are an Auburn fan.

  111. 202
    crimson hammah

    i have to root for tcu over oregon and the saints all the way but the saints at best will be a wild card and on the road all the way

  112. 204
    FinebaumJunkie

    Why don’t you go and get you some game tmc, cause the shit you have brought in here lately is flat ass awful. I give you a little bit of credit, at least you try. There is a boat load of posters on here that seemed to have learned their role and are staying under that proverbial rock.

  113. 205
    FinebaumJunkie

    Just wondering hammah, all that searching non stop for any negative comment or link about Auburn or Cam Newton, just exactly how much of a damn has it made again?

  114. 207
    crimson hammah

    not a damn thing probably – the ncaa is stupid or corrupt – the american people are stupid and corrupt obama and the govt are stupid and corrupt the sports are stupid and corrupt and fixed….but women are beautiful

  115. 209
    Almightytmc1

    FinebaumJunkie Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    Why don’t you go and get you some game tmc, cause the **** you have brought in here lately is flat ass awful.
    ________________

    ?????
    Whats next? You will probably whip out some half-witted cliche about “getting served” or “Bring it on” Or some utterly mind numbing assinine catch phrase from another forgettable and meaningless teen movie.
    Your half-witted attempts at being verbally clever use to amuse me…… Now they just bore me.
    Looks lets get to the crux of the matter.
    Cam stole the f*cking Laptop.
    Cam got the dozen traffic tickets.
    Cam knew that his dad asked for the money.
    And guess what Kreskin. In order for Auburn to get Cam they had to outbid Oklahoma, North Carolina and MSU. And they did.
    If you are so obtuse that you cant understand that. Then guess what. I have no respect for you and your worthless opinion.
    Why would I waste my time on a dullard who cant figure out something so obvious?
    Let me make it even more simple for you, Carl Sagan.
    If you have a car you are selling for a quarter million $$$. Why in the holy living f*ck would you give it away?
    Exactly, there is no believable response for that question is there?

  116. 210
    BamaBrando

    Auburn was a one man show with Cam. After gnashing their teeth over Saban and watching him win it all last year, that was the final straw. So, Auburn went and bought the best player whose daddy was shopping around. A one year player to take them to the top. Because everyone knows without Cam, Auburn is at the bottom of the SEC West. Where they will be fighting Ole Miss next year. One and Done. The NCAA is watching now, how y’all going to buy the next big player for next year?

  117. 211
    FinebaumJunkie

    It’s obvious to me tmc that you are just a little pissed over all this. My goal is not to amuse you. Yes, I am in your setting, and am aware I’m outnumbered in here. But you talk about all that class you have, the whole world sees how pathetic your fan base sounds, with you leading the way. You want to talk about wasting time? Thats all you can do now, isnt it? Of all the schools to be talking about rules and violations, you without question take the cake. Brando, I thought Bama had a dynasty there? One man show huh…. ok how did it feel watching that one man, who is, and will be, eligible, run and throw all over this league? Now given the fact that his size is stuff of legends and all, it’s understandable that you would pull out the pacifier and start crying. I like that term on second thought, watching that one man beat take on a team that knocked you off. And watching that one man beat that team not once but twice, and made them look silly. Ask your quarterback about that one man. He is probably still thinking about getting his ass drilled out of the game by one of our smallest players. Yeah, we will have a dropoff next year, but to coin a phrase from the Bama nation, “We will be back.” That is unless of course as much as you have had to say that, you probably already have a patent and trademark on it.

  118. 212
    BPI

    Brandi* just got owned …….Again…..

    You should really follow the lead of the rest of the regular haters in hear and pack up your crap and go to the house.

    You suck at this.

  119. 213
    BamaBrando

    I didnt get owned, especially by a bunch of Auburn tards like you guys. Are you denying that Aubren went out and bought the best player they could get? Without him, what do you think happens? And when he is gone, what is Aubrun left with? Please come back next year when all the toliet paper is gone, and y’all are still hanging onto this one season like it will last forever. I doubt you will have the company you have now BP*. Of course your cying ass will be here. How about the rest of you guys? I doubt it. But Bama always comes back. You don’t realize it by now? Celebrate the season. y’all did good. It took y’all long enough to get there.

    And BP*, quit jumping up and acting like you are something. You are still the piece of sh!t you always have been.

  120. 214
    FinebaumJunkie

    Yes, I would say the hatred runs deep in here BPI. The only thing I’m saying is that player has been ruled eligible with the NCAA,SEC, and the FBI all looking into this, and thats what just burns your ass up BamaBismol. When he is gone we will just pull together and keep on keeping on. With all the tradition at Alabama, it’s funny it took a open wallet to bring in a coach that has won a championship at another school to come in and recruit some top level talent. So in essence, it wasnt the fact that you are Alabama, it was the coach that brought them to you. Thats fine, but I pray you keep on bitching and moaning about play calling, because when he has had enough of your lunatic fan base he will leave your asses high and dry. Top that with the fact that “one man” came into this league and whipped your ass, after coming from a JUCO school where he was coached by the son of a coach that left your asses for that very reason. Keeps on stinging doesnt it?

  121. 215
    BamaBrando

    CrackheadJunkie, keep on with your hate. That is why you are here is it not? Same with BP*. Of course I hate Auburn, always have. The bottom line is Auburn wants to be known for the things Bama is known for, and they are not. In the midst of a National Championship year, your team has been known for cheap shots, and questionable players, and questionable rule violations. It is not just Bama, it is across the nation. You just live in your toilet paper bubble and act like that is not the truth all you want, but you and your girl BP* are still jerking each other off to your greatest hero. Who is a thief, and a cheater, and whose dad sold him off to the highest bidder. He suits your program just fine. Like I said, I doubt you will be hanging around here next year.

    But yes, Bama paid to get Saban here. He wouldn’t have left the NFL but for only a few schools, and Auburn wasn’t one of them. He has consistently been a good coach everywhere he has been, unlike your flash in the pan coach.

    But AU coaches have bought players before, and players at Auburn have been guilty of academic fraud. Thats what your school has a reputation for, it sure aint winning championships. Enjoy the Thug Bowl!

  122. 216
    FinebaumJunkie

    Didnt your school get hammered for buying a player? I believe you have produced some mighty fine thugs yourself, as well as agent dealings, fishing trips etc,etc. And didnt the National you won last year, you did so on probation? Hell for most of the past two decades you have been on probation, so keep on coming with all that nonsense. It’s a damn shame that your own head coach has to tell the Entire fan base, thats just overflowing with class, not to boo and curse at a legend when he walked on the field. You can tell Saban doesnt like the media, but you can also tell he cant stand any of you rednecks. He wont take much more of you psuedo offensive coordinators, before he slams the door in your toothless faces. And yeah, I know, you will just hire another guy to take his place, and you will always get better players, which I guess the fact that we have won 8 of the last 11 just shows how damn much you really know.

  123. 217
    BPI

    Junkie….I know it has been a while, so allow me to explain who you are speaking with ….She calls herself “Bamabrando” …I call her “Brandi*” as the name is much more descriptive..The ” * ” stands for “bitter”. I swear this woman is on a perpetual period…I’ve suggested that she take midol, but like all other women, she doesn’t listen. She bitches and moans 24 / 7 about ALL things Auburn. She also believes that the whole Cam fiasco was orchestrated by Milton McGregor , the KGB, and the Illuminati….All of this was done to tear down the beacon of light known as ‘Bahmmer football”. She gets a little peppy and mouthy from time to time, and when she does, do exactly what you did above….Bitchslap her into next week….yes, she may not like it at first, but it’s for her own good. She also spouts off claims such as “Bammuh has owned Auburn in recent history”, even though this is untrue….She also believes that the Bahr is part diety and probably has a picture of him above her bed that she worships nightly. Liek I said earlier, from time to time you have to yank a knot in her ass just to keep her straight, but other that that , just ignore her….But let me warn you, she doesn’t like being ignored….she will cuss , slander, and threaten you ….Often times wishing bodily harm on you or your family…Just letting you know the type of woman you are dealing with Junk….

    Oh yeah….When she really gets put on the spot, she says things like “It’s all good” or ” I know it’s only a game ” …Also ” I don’t hate anyone ” ……

    She is the definition of a loser.

  124. 218
    FinebaumJunkie

    Lmao BPI. Very good description of her. When she doesnt respond right off the bat, I always get this vision of her looking high and low everywhere in her single wide trying to find her half bottle of rot gut and her forged prescriptions of xanax and Oxycontin. From what I have seen, you have handled yourself quite well in here BP, which is Heisman worthy in itself since facts with these classy people are about as useful as a toothbrush to them.

  125. 223
    BamaHate

    The apple doesnt fall far from the tree:

    FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) – Former San Francisco 49ers running back Glen Coffee has been arrested on a gun charge in the Florida Panhandle.

    Fort Walton Beach police say he was arrested Thursday night and charged with possession of a concealed firearm. He was released from jail Friday morning.

    According to the arrest report, an officer pulled over Coffee’s 2008 Cadillac for excessive speed. Coffee reportedly failed to provide registration or proof of insurance and the vehicle was towed. A cocked pistol was found in the center console.

    The former Alabama star left the 49ers in August, saying he wanted to focus on ministry. As a rookie last season, Coffee was the team’s second-leading rusher with 226 yards.

    A message left Friday night at a phone listing for Coffee was not immediately returned.

    THIRD FORMER PLAYER ARREST IN TWO DAYS

    Coffee is the third former Alabama player to be arrested in two days.

    Former Alabama football star DJ Hall and walk-on Darwin Salaam were arrested Wednesday on drug charges in Tuscaloosa.

    The two were arrested at a hotel after police responded to complaints that guests were smoking marijuana in a room. Each was charged with possession of marijuana and another controlled substance, and were released on bonds of $30,000 each.

    Hall was a star receiver for the Crimson Tide from 2004 through 2007. He holds several school records and is the only Alabama receiver ever to have two 1,000-yard seasons.

    Salaam was a walk-on receiver who played at Stillman College before transferring to Alabama.

    (Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

    ST. PETERSBURG, Florida — Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers first-round draft pick and Mobile, Alabama, native Keith McCants has been arrested in St. Petersburg and charged with possession of crack cocaine.

    The 42-year-old McCants and a woman were stopped by police. Police say he pulled out of a strip club parking lot early Wednesday without stopping first.

    Police spokesman Mike Puetz said officers saw a crack pipe in the center console of McCant’s SUV and found one piece of crack cocaine in the woman’s purse. Both were arrested.

    The linebacker and defensive end was the fourth overall pick in the 1990 NFL Draft but was cut after three seasons. He was arrested on drug-related charges in Mobile, Ala., in May and June.

    McCants was in jail Wednesday. Jail records listed no attorney information.

    In June, McCants was arrested in Mobile on a charge of use and possession of drug paraphernalia, Mobile police said. It was at least the fourth arrest in less than a year for the former defensive player who starred at Murphy High School, then the University of Alabama before turning professional.

  126. 226
    BamaBrando

    BP*, I know your feelings get hurt and all, but i never promised you anything, but I despise Auburn and idiotic Auburn fans like yourself. Sorry if I offended you in any way…nahh just kidding. I hope I offend all you dumbass Auburn fans lurking here. Just to let you know the hate is mutual, you know. There is nothing you can say or I can say that hasn’t already been said before. For every cut you have towards Bama, I can sling the same crap right back at you. But at the end of the day, you guys are still Auburn fans, you guys are used to the disrespect, and are still the red-headed step-child in this state. Nothing has changed there, and it never will. ANd I keep saying it over and over. Congratulations on a great year this year. Enjoy it. See what it is like to be a Bama fan for once. But I will be pulling for the Ducks to out thug and out cheap shot your team. Sorry if you are offended (wink) but that is the way it is. Y’all better hope and pray y’all win that game. I know if y’all lose it, we won’t be seeing any of you bandwagon people here anymore, and BP* will be getting lonely again. What happened to your girlfriend Julia anyways?

  127. 227
    FinebaumJunkie

    Oh,I will be around. And yes Bimbo, it is a back and forth game isnt it? But it is the fact that you actually think the nation thinks your program is the June Cleaver of college football is downright embarassing. It only took Bernie Madoff 1 year at the capstone to learn the art of ponzi schemes very well.

  128. 230
    BamaBrando

    But Junkie, where have you been all my life? You only rear your ugly head now? After years of ridicule and being picked on by those mean ol bammers, you come here to get redemption? Hahaha. You say what you will about the Tide, nothing changes. I never made out Bama to be anything but one of the pillars of college football history, something Auburn is not and never will be. You can’t change it with smart ass remarks and rolling trees. Enjoy your success. But the all the asshole you can be. But you will be waiting another 50 years for another opportunity, so get it all out while you can. Saban will still be coaching, and Bama will still continue to out recruit Auburn as long as he is there. But are you going to deny what the nation thinks of your program? The most penalized in the history of the SEC?

  129. 231
    crimson hammah

    YES,URBAN IS GONE AND SABAN HAS KNOCKED OUT MIAMI TEXAS FLA AU PROGR

    ….BUT,KEEP UR EYES ON THE PRIZE.CAM$CUMSKANK AND AU IS REALITY AWAY FROM THE SEASON BEING VACATED AND NO BCS.

  130. 232
    crimson hammah

    I AGREE ALL BAMA PLAYERS ARRESTED AND CAM ARE GUILTY.

    SENTENCING:
    ARRESTED BAMA PLAYERS: LENGTHY JAIL TIME
    CAM AND AU: LENGTHY NCAA PURGATORY AND VACATED SEASON

  131. 236
    BPI

    It’s almost funny the way you act like we are on here baching Bama for some unkown reason…I guess it’s too much to ask for a tard like you to scroll up and look at the title of the thread , is isn’t it ? Tardboy, listen closely…If there were no anti AU articles , I wouldn’t respomd…Heck, I even like to read some of the pro-UA articles.. From time to time ( when ITK isn’t ripping AU ) they are kind of informative….But guess what ? there are more articles about AU on here than UA…There were more AU articles last year during your BCS run….Explain to me who is obsessed now ? Never mind, we both know the answer to that one.

    And as far a julio goes…He quit coming here when ITK posted his personal info when he got pissed after the loss to SCAR.

  132. 238
    BamaBrando

    BP*, you have been bashing Bama for years. That is a pretty good excuse though. But I aint buying it. I think you like arguing with Bama fans. All I am doing is giving you guys what you ask for. But I promise you I never go to Barn sites, or even care what Barn sites say about Bama. I came here to read the articles, and only started posting because you were the first person to post on EVERY article. When Saban was hired and everyone was jacked up, you were the first one to post with negative comments, over and over. But no one here is obsessed, you said it yourself: the anti-Auburn stories mean more traffic. So you fall for it, might as well admit you are a bit obsessed yourself with this Bama site.

  133. 240
    BPI

    Look at this arrticle….I am not close to first…Nor am I on any of the others…One thing is for certain though…When I post, you are sure to follow.

  134. 241
    crimson hammah

    WHAT MAKES THE AU SKANKY STORY THE SKANKIEST IS THAT CAM WAS ALL SET TO MISS ST…REGGIE BUSH 400,OOO BUCKS OR NUTHIN IS GOING TO THE TROJANS

  135. 242
    FinebaumJunkie

    BamaBrando, I have been here before. Same name as now. With all due respect to you, do your homework. Now granted, I did sorta pop back in recently so you may not have seen me before. I would have been here steadily, but the last 2 years have been none too kind to me, and Im not even talking about football related issues. But I would have been here after yall beat us down 36-0 and even last year. I enjoy talking to quite a few people here except for tmc who has a Junkie fetish of being schooled. I like the back and forth action between us, and yeah maybe I cut a little deep at times. But when I get threatened by “ass whippings” and such, well I can play that game too.

  136. 244
    BamaBrando

    The last two years Bama owned your sorry ass junkie. I understand. You are just another blow-hard internet Auburn fan who thinks he is invincible on a Bama site. An ‘ass whipping’ wouldn’t do you any good, because I can tell you have probably already had more than your share, for good reason too, i would bet. You wouldn’t talk half the crap you spew here to anyones face. I imagine you are about to hit some more ‘hard times’ next season too. Heck, you are an Auburn fan. Being abused is in your DNA.

  137. 245
    FinebaumJunkie

    Just as you wouldnt do a thing yourself Brandy. Nah, I’m not a badass that thinks I’m invincible. I’m a man…. I’m 39. Thank you Gundy. How long was it again that you had to wait to say you won two in a row?

  138. 246
    BPI

    Brandi*, it’s called the internet…This is what goes on in internet massage boards…people talk crap…But you talk way more crap than most do on the internet…Anyone wishing bodily harm, and saying the truly hate someone for comments on an internet meassage board truly needs help…And most would not say anything to anyone elses face that they post on here. But , I can have a semi-clear conscience in the fact that I don’t hate any of you guys and have never wished bodily harm to any of you. So yea, I would probably say what I’ve said t oyour face….And you on the other hand probably would not.

  139. 247
    BamaBrando

    I promise you I would. I have. I said I hated Auburn and ignorant the Auburn math that you apply to everything. I have said it to plenty of Auburn fans to their face, and I would say it to you guys too. It is no big secret or anything. But save the BS, I am not buying any of it. You guys are here because you hate Bama, and that is the number one condition to being a proper Auburn fan. I have a family full of them. And they are as crazy and delusional as you guys are, maybe more. I have seen them cry when Auburn loses, much like you guys do. It is pitiful. I pull for my team, win lose or draw no matter what. But Auburn fans like you want to convince us that you deserve respect, while trying to convince us that Bama really hasn’t done anything special. How stupid is that? Pull for your team. That is great. But I hate Auburn more than Tennessee now. I actually would pull for Auburn against some teams, but after this year and the way ALL of you Auburn fans have been acting, that will never happen again. I hope you guys lose every game. Enjoy your ONE good season for a while. Rebuilding is gonna suck for y’all since the market is closed now for Auburn.

  140. 248
    FinebaumJunkie

    Now if that isnt the best damn tear jerker I have ever read. Women dont count there Brandy. That ballad you posted there was awesome man. I dont blame somebody from another region of the country thinking we are a state of rubes after that rant. Thanks for ruining it for everybody U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT. [Used with permission of crimson hammah]

  141. 249
    BPI

    Nah…You wouldn’t curse me to my face Barndi*….Well, let me digress , you may try it…Then I would have to slap you around like I do on here on a daily basis…..But that’s neither here nor there…As it will never happen. Why ? becasue I don’t take this stuff that seriously….Unlike you..

    But your right about one thing, I would NEVER pull for Alabama….Unless they happen to be playing Al-Quida or the Taliban..In that case, I would have to think about it.

  142. 250
    BamaBrando

    Sure I would BP*, but you wouldn’t do a thing about it either. You don’t slap anyone around here. You have been reduced to tears on many occasions. You like the punishment.

    And I don’t even have to think…I would pull for the Taliban to whip y’all.

    But all smack talk aside, Auburn is losing a lot of players this year. I think the reasonable Auburn fans (if there are any) would concede to the fact that it will be tough to replace that many players in one season, and duplicate the luck, and the come from behind victories that happened this year. But I sure do hope you guys BS yourselves enough to think this season will last forever. Coming from a Bama fan, don’t you think we should know about this a little more than you guys?

  143. 252
    BPI

    I don’t know of ONE AUBURN FAN that has imaginations that we will win the SEC let alone the BCS next year…..Unlike you spastics, we know what we are losing..I said the same thing your saying about Alabama at the begining of last year and you all about fell out in the floor…Bama absolutely was not going to win the west , let alone the SEC with what they lost…Difference betwween us ? Auburn admits it.

    And yes, I would slap you into next week ….And have already.

  144. 253
    BamaBrando

    Your friend Junkie there said Auburn just keeps on keeping on, whatever that means. But your fantasies of slapping me around haven’t materialized there BP*. Plus it is a little creepy you talking about it all the time. If you want, you can take your best shot though. Don’t think it will happen like you fantasize.

  145. 255
    BPI

    Well , Cam won the Heisman, all we have to do now is beat Oregan…It must suck to be a bammer fan…And since you can’t figure it out, I’ll explain to you waht Junkie meant by “keep on keepin on”…It means that no matter what the rest of the country thinks , we will play our game. No matter how much belly-aching comes from across the state, we will play OUR GAME…And WIN mind you. No matter what the allegations where, we kept on , we played Cam when all of you fags were screaming for his head…Then guess what ? He gets cleared by the NCAA…This is something that has already been done two times prior to this last ruling….That is what keep on keepin on meant…

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    DAMAGE INC.

    BPI Says:
    December 12th, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Well , Cam won the Heisman, all we have to do now is beat Oregan…

    You mean beat Oregon? You f___king dumbass. Oregon is just TOO fast. They are going to punk ya’lls asse*s the defense won’t even have time to stay one the field. Your Heisman winner looks down and can’t look the nation in the eyes as he accepts the award in shame and disgust. No tear is shed — what a joke you and every other barner are. Even Tim Brando tweeted he’s never seen such a horrible fanbase in his life on his tweets —

    AUBARN DELUSION AT ALL TIME HIGH.

  147. 257
    Boycott the BCS

    Now is the time to slash and burn Auburn, Mike Slive, the NCAA, and the BCS.

    1. I am NOT a fan of text messages saying “send this to ten friends.”

    2. BUT…Cecil Newton did admit soliciting money. http://college-football.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/25807185

    3. And BEFORE this…NCAA spokesperson Stacey Osburn in early November said “The solicitation of cash or benefits by a prospective student-athlete or another individual on his or her behalf is not allowed under NCAA rules.”

    4. THEN…the NCAA and Mike Slive backtracked on the rule. The media helped them. Paul Finebaum sold his soul on this the past 3 weeks, et al.

    5. So…now…just this once…I’m a fan of text messages saying “Send this to ten friends.”(and post accordingly on message boards of other programs, and comment sections below online articles)

    My suggestion for the text:

    “The NCAA and BCS have corrupted this college football season of 2010. While texting this to ten or more friends, also vow to not buy any products advertised by ANY 2010 bowl. If possible, vow to not watch the 2010 national championship game, and let media outlets know this, through letters to the editor and message boards.”

  148. 258
    DAMAGE INC.

    I agree in principle to your suggestions. Problems is — they have the national stage — what else will be on television that day?

    As a football fan, it would be hard for me to NOT tune in to give them ratings. What am I supposed to watch? Lifetime channel? The NC game is on January 10 which is on a Monday night. Unless Dancing with the Stars is on — they got it. What about New Years Eve/Day? It’s a “mini March Madness” to a degree — hard to boycott that.

    As far as purchasing merchandise – I’m all for that.

  149. 259
    crimsom hemorrhoid

    PEOPLE THAT LEFT CAMERON OFF OF BALLOT=SKANKY SKANK SKANK. NCAA IS INVESTIGATING SOUR GRAPES WRITERS. E=MC2……SEE JANE RUN. RUN U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT RUN. MAFIA AND FBI SAY TCU-OREGON FO SHO. LAST NIGHT WAS TEST OF PROJECT BLUE BEAM DIDNT REALLY HAPPEN. MAMMA I SAID I WOULD DO MY HOMEWORK WHEN I GET OFF THE COMPUTER. BEEN TELLING PEOPLE SINCE 1779 THIS DAY WOULD COME/<…

  150. 260
    BPI

    Dumbage…..Oregan-Oregon…..Whatever…We are 13-0 and whipped your teams ass in their own house from 24 down…So, shut the hell up.

    As far as Brando goes, it’s bad when you have to stand behind a dooshbag like him to be your mouthpiece.

  151. 262
    RollTide

    “PEOPLE THAT LEFT CAMERON OFF OF BALLOT”

    Yeah, 40 did not vote and 105 didn’t even have Newton on their ballot. That’s over 15% of the voters.

  152. 265
    BamaBrando

    I agree with you BP*, Tim Brando is a piece of crap. He hates Bama and Auburn, because he is really a LSU homer. But congrats to Cam for winning the Heisman, he really did deserve it. My only gripe was the questionable recruiting. But I still will be pulling for Oregon in the NC game. Roll Ducks!

  153. 269
    crimson hemorrhoid

    CECIL LOCKED UP IN HAITI JAIL=PER TRUSTWORTY BLOG BLOGGER. KIRBY SMART ALREADY IN GAINSVILE. MUSCHAMP KNOWS SKANKY SKANK USING FORMULA %)Y+35=. ALL GAMES FIXED OVER/UNDER/UP/DOWN/SIDE2SIDE.

  154. 272
    Gene diklik

    Last week while I was in Vegas, I saw Cecil Newton with some buff Italian guys wearing cheesy suits. Of course money exchanges hands,Cecil bets big against Auburn for Oregon to win by a TD.
    Cam “I didn’t know” Newton throws the game , gets picked first round in the draft hauls ass to the NFL with a multimillion dollar deal plus his winnings from the nat champ game. 2 mths later photos of the dysfunctional family on vacation in Jamaica surface . The Heisman gets taken back a few years later leaving deserving players out in the cold for being good students and playing by the rules.
    All the while The real Auburn loyals are left feeling used and abused like a sixteen year old at a college frat party.
    It’s crazy how money can fuck up a good thing. I’ll give the boy his props he is a beast .
    I saw the Trophy award show and saw the way this kid carries himself. He doesn’t give a fuck. The look in Gene Chiziks face when they stood up to hug. He knows the shit stinks. Texting folks in the background while the other players sat with respect and poise, humbled. Auburn got the win.
    My mother in law is an auburn grad and a loyal but she says this season is trash to her.
    It is what it is.

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