A politically correct Iron Bowl?

Guest Commentary By Wayne Franklin

It’s Monday morning, three days after the Letdown in T-town, and for this Alabama alum one undeniable fact remains: losing sucks. Losing to Auburn after jumping out to a 24-point lead? Infinitely so. That fact is exactly why we in this state argue so vehemently year-in and year-out that the Iron Bowl is the greatest rivalry in all of sport. We feel the extreme highs of victory and the crushing lows of defeat like a state full of manic-depressives off their meds.

The problem is this rivalry that ideally brings out the best in the players (although one could argue it only did so for a half this year) also tends to bring out the absolute worst in the fans.

I’m not saying Auburn fans have no reason to gloat, nor Alabama fans reason to grouse. They certainly do. However, the reaction to this year’s game threatens to undermine the very fabric of the rivalry itself.

“But wait,” you say, “I’ve heard any number of Alabama fans congratulating Auburn on the win, even vowing to support them in their bid for a national championship.”

That’s exactly what I’m talking about. The plague of political correctness has infected the Iron Bowl!

Heck, I’ve fallen victim myself. Early in the season, as it became apparent that Auburn was a legitimate contender for the West, I found myself saying I hoped both teams would meet undefeated in the Iron Bowl. What happened to me? I spent the better part of high school and college sporting a t-shirt that declared my two favorite teams as Alabama and whoever was playing Auburn. (Or should it be “whomever?” I don’t suppose it matters as t-shirts aren’t exactly the last bastion of proper grammar, anyhow.)

Throughout the whole Cam Newton saga, I’ve been quick to come to Auburn’s defense, or at least express the hope that Auburn was not complicit in a pay-for-play scandal. This from a guy who, during the Shula years, proudly sported a t-shirt declaring my hatred for “that cow college.”

Maybe I grew up. Maybe it’s just that I got too fat to wear my old t-shirts. Who knows? But where is that old vitriol? Where’s the righteous anger that should accompany the rivalry?

In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I directed Auburn’s institutional commercials for a number of years, and I have a number of friends in their communications and marketing office to this day. I think Auburn is a fine university in a beautiful town. Of course, such statements would cause my Bama friends to question my loyalty. I’d remind them that although I will always bleed crimson and white, my wallet hemorrhages green. However, I haven’t done Auburn’s spots the last two years, (thank you, proration) and it’s during that exact time period that I’ve gone soft.

Perhaps I’m only responding to the magnanimity of my Auburn-loving friends. No, that couldn’t possibly be it. Among my peers – and by my peers, I mean upper-middle class, college-educated, Protestant white professionals in their late thirties and early forties with an average of 2.8 children, living in north Shelby County or similar communities…generally speaking – among that group, the Auburn fans have been nothing if not down-right hateful. Good men, church deacons and elders whose words are normally dripping with love and encouragement, reacted to Alabama’s success last year with venomous taunts and threats, accusing us Alabama fans of all manner of vile deeds, condemning us to eternal suffering and even suggesting that our mothers were not married to our fathers.

One would hope that, in the glorious light of victory, they would amend their ways, but they have been even more ungracious in their success. The final seconds had not even ticked off the clock last Friday when a barrage of messages appeared on my Facebook feed from Auburn fans:

“What happened to no moral victories?”

“If Nick Saban is the best coach in the country, I’m a terrorist.”

“So, when Alabama wins, they’re good. But Auburn is just lucky? How does that work?”

The thing is, no Alabama fans had even commented on the outcome, yet. Auburn fans, if you don’t want Alabama fans to think you’re obsessed with their program, you might want to stop crafting indignant responses to insults that have yet to be uttered…for what it’s worth.

Inevitably Alabama fans joined the noisy chorus of comments. Their remarks fell into one of two categories: “Auburn got lucky,” and “Enjoy it until the NCAA takes it all away.” As far as trash-talk goes, that some weak sauce, people.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not advocating trash-talk. It’s rude, classless and unbecoming of two of the most loyal fan bases in the country. And since when is calling someone lucky an insult? Most championship teams require both skill and luck to succeed.

Carter catching up to Ingram and punching the ball away? Skill. Having that ball scoot 20 yards down the sideline and into the end zone? Luck.

Fairley bursting unimpeded into the backfield? Skill. Ingram’s helmet knocking the ball out of McElroy’s hand as he tries to protect his quarterback? Luck. Steen not recognizing a loose football on the field? Ummm…I got nothing.

Alabama had their fair share of luck last season. Take for example Cody’s blocked field goals against Tennessee. It takes incredible strength and skill for so large a human being to bend the laws of physics and get that kind of elevation. But having his hand in the exact trajectory of the kicked ball not once, but twice is more than a little bit lucky. The fact that the hand in question is roughly the size of a hubcap from a ’52 Buick? Well, that’s just a freak of genetics. Seriously, the guy should be studied – if not by geneticists then by biblical scholars, because I’m pretty sure he’s descended from Philistines.

My congratulatory remarks toward Auburn aren’t motivated by class or dignity, though. I’m not even sure if I mean them. It’s more like I’ve been guilted into it, like Auburn fans are some new special interest group. Next thing you know, they’ll have their own TLC series airing right after the family with forty kids and the little people running a tattoo parlor.

That’s what political correctness is: overwrought sensitivity by the Haves for the feelings of the Have-nots. As much as Auburn fans are loathe to admit it, when it comes to championships, they are the have-nots.

I’m not going to start spouting off about thirteen championships. I understand the arguments both for and against most of them, save 1941. That one is indefensible by any measure, and Alabama fans should be ashamed that they ever allowed an S.I.D. to bamboozle them otherwise. And if you question 1925, you’re only flirting with doom. Do so, and the ghost of Pooley Hubert will rise up in full uniform (sans helmet and socks, because that was his thing) and crush your skull like an overripe melon. Count on it.

If you’re an Auburn fan, and you remember your last legitimate national championship, step forward. Congratulations on your AARP membership. Your Social Security benefit checks will arrive shortly.

Insincere platitudes are no way to treat your most heated rival. It’s demeaning. Insults and name-calling are classless. Making excuses for your team’s loss or accepting moral victories is no better. That’s the beauty of sports: it’s all there on the scoreboard. One team wins. One team loses.

What then is the proper response to Friday’s Iron Bowl, or any game for that matter? If your team wins, simply say “Good game,” and go celebrate your victory. If your team loses, do likewise and add, “We’ll get you next year.”

And maybe Auburn going on to win it all really is good for Alabama. They get a share of the BCS money, after all. Auburn seems to have made a good investment with theirs from last year.

Wait…maybe I haven’t gone soft after all.
—Wayne Franklin is a fan and graduate of the University of Alabama.

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  1. 4
    crimson hammah

    word out of dallas area is that au and oreg both win….and tcu is screwed out of title game – rich tcu boosters will raise all kind of hell and turn up the heat on the ncaa to get off their arse’s and declare au’s season vacated…

  2. 5
    crimson hammah

    cam has con and scam written all over him obama edwin edwards and snake oil salesman and false preachers like jim jones – charm as in snake charm.do not be deceived – that is the worst condition to be in because u do not know u r in it.

  3. 6
    Crimsonite

    Yeah, Bama fans polítical correctness stretches about as far as playing
    ‘Take The Money And Run’ and ‘Son Of A Preacher Man’ over the PA at the Iron Bowl. What innvation! They should not have fired the person. Hell, they should have given him (her) a raise and moved him (her) to the Research and Devlopment Department. No doubt this person has untold amounts of untapped talent. Three cheers for whomever they are: Hip, Hip, Hooray! – Hip, Hip, Hooray! – Hip, Hip, Hooray! Wish I’d of thought about it myself. RTR!

  4. 7
    crimson hammah

    i luv it when a plan comes together:

    601686. This NCAA investigation is the first in history
    by elizabethhmontgomery, 11/30/10 9:06 PM
    to start with the FBI instead of the other way around (NCAA investigating, then asking the FBI to investigate how they laundered the money). In addition this is the first time the FBI interviewed witnesses even before the NCAA interviewed them. In addition the NCAA did not assist the NCAA in providing information for the Mean’s probationary investigation but was brought in by local law enforcement authorities after the Mean’s probation had been handed down.

    Robert Geddie was a partner in the firm Fine-Geddie until his indictment and arrest in October. According to the Department of Justice, (Geddie) was nailed for allegedly working with the state’s major gambling interests to influence and/or buying votes favoring proposed gambling houses. The indictment was based primarily on intercepts (wire taps) of cell phone and land-line conversations with those now rumored to have facilitated the PFP scheme. the NCAA obtained the records of Cecil Newton, not in an attempt to connect him with the scandal but to rule out a credible source of income for the new additions other than Auburn.

    Of course the Lowder bust happened over a year ago and all of their records seized in surprise raids in Montgomery and Florida holdings. So the investigation originated by the FBI on two completely separate criminal investigations. Combine those (the McGreggor/Geddie arrests were only in October) and you can see why the NCAA might have considered the investigation less serious until provided with evidence of the type almost never available to the NCAA. They DID NOT have use of this type of investigation in the Means trial but convicted Alabama on the basis of hearsay – and admissions from the UA, itstelf.

    In the Auburn case, as Terry Bowden has testified many times, Auburn gives the NCAA no help whatsoever and it is likely the investigation into the Cam Newton scandal might never have reached Auburn except for the serendipitous finds of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

    Considering the evidence at the elbows of the NCAA, for the first time ever, AU may be subjected to penalties that exceed any other handed down by the NCAA to a team not currently on probation already.

    McGregor set up a scheme in which he gave money to charitable organizations set up by an attorney named Geddie. Geddie then sent the money to another charitable org in Detroit, which gives money to needy churches. Well guess who heads up the org in Detroit? Cecil Newton’s brother. The Feds and the NCAA know everything now.

  5. 12
    crimson hammah

    I AM CALLING FOR DECENT AU FANS TO DEMAND THAT AU SELF VACATE AND ALLOW ARKANSAS TO PLAY IN SEC CH GM AND ALLOW THE BCS TO PLAY OUT WITH AU OUT OF TITLE PICTURE.

  6. 13
    crimson hammah

    601703. Colonial never received TARP funds.
    by elizabethhmontgomery, 11/30/10 10:21 PM

    Colonial applied for TARP assistance but had been told it needed to be able raise an additional $300 million in private capital to be eligible for the federal assistance. On March 31 Colonial announced it had found such an investor in Taylor, Bean & Whitaker Mortgage Co., a major non-bank mortgage lender based in Florida. But that deal collapsed, and TBW halted operations on Aug. 5 as its offices were also searched by federal agents.

    The bank had issued a statement to investors in November saying it had applied for TARP and had no reason to believe its application wasn’t being processed through the normal channels. After it later disclosed the need to raise the additional $300 million in capital to get TARP, it was hit by a shareholder suit.

    Colonial could end up as the second-most expensive bank failure, according to Chip MacDonald, a banking lawyer at Jones Day, given its active position in mortgage warehouse lending across the Southeast.

    “It’s probably going to be cheaper than IndyMac, but my guess is it could be $5 billion to $7 billion,” he said. “That’s a significant share of the FDIC fund.”

  7. 14
    5thG AU

    Which hurt you all more….the Stalling era or the DuBose era…..and McElturd learned that karma is a bitch for flipping the bird to the Auburn fans….

  8. 15
    almightytmc1

    Please guys.
    Dont try to explain the clusterf*ck going on in Lee County to any of the Aubs. They would not beleive it.
    Aubbo says “Wur is yer proof!!!”
    “Do you have a link!!” My personal favorite is “MSU is in a heap of trouble!!!!”
    On the other hand, if you have a rigged 3 card monte game, you might need to keep that a secret. Otherwise rubes and yokels will be popping out like cock roaches in the hopes of getting something for nothing.
    But hey…… that is what Auburn does best. Cut corners, go cheap and fake it to try to give the perception they are important too.
    The only decent use for an Auburn degree is to wipe you *ss. And then it still fails to bring a successful outcome.
    I have personally never met an Auburn grad with an IQ north of 80.

  9. 16
    crimson hammah

    AWESOME ALL THE STORIES WERE ABOUT TO BREAK AND THEN NADA-FBI HALTED THEM….

    e: As the Plains Burn……(Updated 11-28) (Posted on 11/30/10 at 10:33 p.m. to ALLIN)
    Don’t hate me for posting…but it’s more TIFWIW stuff, with some new…well a more novel approach to all that we’ve heard and what not. It’s a novel, so don’t murder me. It’s probably from Poland before the German invasion, but here’s something from BOL on 11/30/2010
    ____________________________________________________

    Before reading this post, please know this is what I’ve heard and wanted to pass it along. Some of this may be known already and in some cases things get added as well all know via the “telephone game”. I don’t claim to be an insider but I trust my source and have a pretty good feeling about this. So here goes: Got a phone call on Sunday night from a very close family friend who is connected through a few different avenues of people. Indictments are coming for Lowder and company either this week or next via the FBI. I’ve heard Pat Dye and Jimmy Rane may be served as well (as board members of Colonial).

    The FBI’s involvement in this has nothing directly to do with Auburn or Cam Newton. They are after Lowder for the fall of Colonial Bank. The FDIC started it’s investigation of Colonial quite some time ago (keep in mind Colonial took TARP $). The FBI was pulled in when certain things began to turn up. In particular and large account which had no personal/company affilitation (slush fund account). This account was easily maintained and covered up (explained away) from auditors as the majority of mgt and board members were barners (Dye, Rane, McGreggor). Linked to this account were numerous atm/debit cards which were used quite frequently.

    The FBI has been building it’s case against Lowder and they want him in jail. As part of their investigation and uncovering this “account” they have provided the link to the barn and them using this avenue to pay players for the NCAA. The issue with the barn started as a Cam Newton issue via Ms. State but it is much bigger and may not even be the tip of the ice berg for them. This has been going on for years with Lowder and Dye calling the shots.

    When an individual uses an atm card at a local bank, there is a camera that takes your picture, so the FBI has photos/locations/etc of everyone that has used these cards to get cash. The story that was put out by TMZ about McGreggor and the casino is not entirely true. McGreggor is related to this but not in that regard.

    So what happens now? The FBI idictments come out and the wheels in lower Alabama begin to come off one by one. SACS is in the loop of all the dealings as is the NCAA and the SEC. Them along with ESPN have been guaged by the FBI which is why things have been so quiet lately. Once the indictments come out, things are going to start moving.

    If you remember the week before the Iron Bowl Herbstreit and others were talking about a story that ESPN has been working and was ready to run. This was halted by the FBI until they served their indictments.

    The FBI is essentially gift wrapping what SACS/NCAA need and more. The NCAA won’t have much work to do once everything is released to them. It will then be decision time.

    According to my source, SACS has what they need to pull barn’s accredidation with booster and board member interference with the athletic program. That coupled with the mess they were in a few years back with SACS. As many of you know, once this happens, the barn is immediately banned from the SEC. The death penalty is an option, although I don’t think it’s likely. But being removed from the conference is a very real issue they will be dealing with.

    He said this could be the worst uncovering of anything in college football history. Dye knows it, as does Lowder and others heavy involved. They know they will never recover once everything comes out, which is why they are still playing Cam and shooting for the stars to go out as winners “on the field”. Hopefully SC can take care of that Saturday and bring them to their knees before the FBI/NCAA does.

    Bottom line is this, the barn is done… period.

    This post was edited on 11/30 at 10:35 p.m.

  10. 17
    crimson hammah

    I BELIEVE THERE IS A DECENT MINORITY OF AU FANS WHO UNDERSTAND THIS AND KNOW THEY R TOAST A COUPLE HERE MANY ON SEC RANT TIGER DROPPINGS NONE ON AL.COM… BUT R WAY TOO DAMN QUIET IF I KNEW OF ANY OF THIS CRAP AT BAMA I WOULD RAISE HELL TO GET IT SHUT DOWN BUT MAYBE I’M TOO SAINTLY

  11. 18
    crimson hammah

    THE DUBOSE ERA – THE STALLINGS ERA WAS EXCELLENT BUT COULD NOT BEAT SPURRIER ENOUGH FOR BAMA STANDARDS…I’M ANTI-FLIPPIN BIRDS

    I AM ALREADY HAVING A PARTY CELEBRATION AT MY HOUSE OR A BUDDY’S NEW HOUSE AS SOON AS THIS HAMMER IS OFFICIAL BUT IT WILL NOT BE A CELEBRATION OF AU’S DOWNFALL(LIKE U SAID – GOES AROUND COME AROUND) BUT A CELEBRATION OF VICTORY OVER EVIL SKANK DECEPTION CHEATING AND A CELEBRATION OF JUSTICE FAIR PLAY AND CHAMPIONSHIP CHARACTER AND A PERSONAL REFLECTION OF US TO UPHOLD THESE VALUES IN EVERY AREA OF OUR LIVES.

  12. 19
    Justsayin

    almightytmc1:
    I hate to inform you, but the improvements on Bryant Denny stadium were designed by architects that graduated from Auburn University. I also have two cousins who are both Alabama fans. Wanna take a guess where they graduated from? They went to Auburn University because of its far superior engineering program. Do their IQ’s surpass the “80” mark? Im pretty sure they do, but I would not be so sure about yours.

    Crimson Hammah:
    You are just an idiot, and everyone on here can see that. I bet you and almightytmc1 could combine you IQ’s and they would not equal 80.

  13. 20
    Justsayin

    As a matter of fact…
    If cutting corners is all Auburn does best then I am starting to wish that the architects that designed the improvements on Bryant Denny would have cut a few corners. Then maybe half of the stadium would collapse on half of your dumb ass fans. Nevermind… That would just give you losers something else to blame Auburn for.

  14. 22
    crimson hammah

    WHEN AU IS NAILED U WILL BE WORSE THAN A DUNCE.
    AND EVERYBODY KNOWS MY IQ IS FAR NORTH OF 120.
    26 CONFERENCE TITLES TO 5 – BUYING A TIGER TO EMULATE A RIVAL.

  15. 23
    Justsayin

    Is that the best you got? You just proved my point! The number of teeth you are missing surpasses your IQ. All of your Alabama fan buddies are sitting here watching you get owned by an Auburn fan. You are bringing back bad memories for them.

  16. 24
    Justsayin

    IF Auburn gets nailed I will still be a proud Auburn fan and will still mock the Rammer Jammer and say “go to hell Alabama” every time “we beat the hell out of you!”

  17. 25
    crimson hammah

    THE ONLY THING A BARNGOAT OWNS IS A ORANGE JUMPSUIT….AND ONLY A BARNGOAT WOULD SAY CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE IRRELEVANT…BUT KUDOS TO AU FOR NOT WANTING CHAMPIONSHIPS BECAUSE U DO A HELLUVA JOB NOT GETTING ANY

  18. 26
    crimson hammah

    KUDOS TO U FOR UNDERSTANDING AU IS TOAST AND WHILE U R TOAST I AND I WILL ENCOURAGE BAMA NATION NOT TO GLOAT OVER BEATING A PROBATED TEAM

  19. 27
    Justsayin

    Did it seriously take you 14 minutes to chicken peck all of that on your key board? I respect Alabama’s SEC Championships because I am a true football fan, but I don’t respect fans like you.

  20. 29
    crimson hammah

    14 SECS – I AM NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT AND NOT IN A POPULARITY CONTEST. I SPEAK THE TRUTH IN LOVE – TRUTH IS AU FAN BASE HAS ENABLED THIS CURRENT SOON TO BE NCAA PURGATORY.

  21. 30
    Justsayin

    I need a redneck to translate most of this garbage you are posting. I guess South Carolina and LSU cheated when they whipped your asses.

  22. 32
    Justsayin

    You are not even aware of how many SEC Championships yall have. I thought it was more around 22. It is sad that I know more about bama football than one of its so-called fans.

  23. 35
    crimson hammah

    POST FOR DUMMIES ….

    IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA THERE ARE TWO TEAMS THE GREATER BEING THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE AND THE INFERIOR ONE THE AUBURN TIGERS.EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT FOR THE AUBURN TIGERS TO BEAT THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE THEY MUST CHEAUT TO DO SO. THIS IS A QUOTE BY THE HEAD OF A WELL RESPECTED LSU TIGER FANSITE WEBSITE.

  24. 43
    crimson hammah

    U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT THOSE ARE THE CHAMPIONSHIPS OF THE GLORY DAYS OF THE ROSE BOWL AND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS OF THE 20S AND 30S

  25. 48
    crimson hammah

    LOOK UP THE SCHEDULE AND U WILL SEE BAMA DID NOT PLAY HIGH SCHOOLS ENROUTE TO CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 1925 1926 1930

  26. 59
    crimson hammah

    ONE TYPO REPLACE AS WITH OF….THE CORE OF IQ TEST ARE BEING ABLE TO KNOW WHAT IS OUT OF PLACE-U COULD NOT FIGURE THAT OUT – U REALLY R A DUMSHEET – I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL

  27. 62
    crimson hammah

    ANCIENT HISTORY FOR U: BAMA 7 SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME APPEARANCES TO AU’S 4* COUNTING THIS ONE ASSUMING THE NCAA DOES NOT MOVE ON AU THIS WEEK

  28. 64
    crimson hammah

    BAMA 2009 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS SEC CHAMPIONS SEC WEST CHAMPIONS …2OO8 SEC WEST CHAMPIONS

    AU – AT THIS POINT A SEC WEST VACATED CHAMPIONSHIP

    AU BACK TO BACK 3-5 SEC RECORDS
    BAMA BACK TO BACK 8-0 SEC RECORDS

  29. 68
    Justsayin

    Its funny that you only mentioned the last two years. Look I can do the same thing…
    Alabama vs. Auburn record for the past ten years. 3-7. Looks like we had your number this decade. I really have to go now. cya

  30. 70
    crimson hammah

    RIGHT BAMA PULLED A AU AND GOT BUSTED A FREAK PROBATION MIRAGE….BUT THE NEXT 10 WILL RE BALANCE THE LEDGER

    AU SUCKS
    AU HAPPENS
    NAT

  31. 71
    crimson hammah

    RIGHT BAMA PULLED A AU AND GOT BUSTED A FREAK PROBATION MIRAGE….BUT THE NEXT 10 WILL RE BALANCE THE LEDGER

    AU SUCKS
    AU HAPPENS
    NATIONAL SAYINGS BUT PROBABLY BEFORE UR TIME

  32. 73
    crimson hammah

    OLDIE BUT GOODIE …BUT JUST AS TRUE…THIS HAS BEEN AN SEC PROVERB SINCE THE 50S

    IF AU IS WINNING – AU IS CHEATING.

    R U EVEN AWARE THAT U ASSOCIATE URSELF WITH THE SKANKS OF THE COUNTRY

  33. 75
    crimson hammah

    JUST SAYIN-U R NOT A BAD GUY U REALIZE AU IS TOAST = EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID DEROGATORTY IS TOWARD AUBIES WHO R IN DENIAL OVER THE OBVIOUS,…SHARP AU FANS ON TIGERDROPPINGS SEC RANT SAY AU FANS WHO DENY THE TOAST ARE BOOGS AND DESERVE THE SEC BEATDOWN THEY ARE GETTING

  34. 76
    almightytmc1

    Justsayin

    I have several thoughts about the invaluable research and superior knowledge at Auburn University. For an Agriculture and Mechanics school, you would think they would have done the research on kudzu before introducing it into the environment over here. Not only does the stuff try to take over everything, BUT COWS CANT EVEN EAT IT.
    And while we are on the topic of Auburn’s superior Engineering school, Which one of those fine Engineers designed the “World Class” swimming facility where the swimming pool was one foot too short to be official?
    Add to that a few of your academic sociology scholars like Mr. Carnell Williams and well, you have a practical Utopia of sh*theadness going on down there.
    Don’t try to paint the fact that your engineering school is in the top 1,000 in the world as being a landmark achievement.
    Face it, If you want superior go to the Ivy league, Go to MIT, Go to Notre Dame. I don’t care what some drunken professor told you on the plains. Auburn is not elite. It is as close to a diploma mill as you can get without mailing in your work. Oh. Yeah… i forgot. You do have correspondence courses at AU.
    I wonder if I can get my PhD. By sending in a copy of War and peace without the binding…. hmmm…….

  35. 77
    almightytmc1

    Oh and 411 justsayin’

    My first wife was a fine Auburn Pharmacy school product.

    *She didn’t understand how to decipher the results of a pregnancy test.
    *She never took Quantitative Analysis.
    *She honestly believed in Unicorns. (I am not making this up.)
    *I tricked her into giving me head one time, saying it would relieve my imaginary fever.
    *She did not know you have to put the flag up on the mailbox, to get the mailman to deliver your letter.
    There are so many more anecdotes I could tell.
    But out of all of her Auburn friends she was by far the smartest of the lot.
    It doesn’t take a MIT grad to figure out that some people fell on the short side of the intellectual gene pool. But when they have University degrees in professions where they are responsible for human lives, somewhere the sanity train derailed. In her case that train ran right through Lee County, Alabama.

  36. 78
    DAMAGE INC.

    Yeah — firing the PA guy (part-time job) for playing the songs — totally PC garbage. I mean — it was our home field, not Jordasche-Harry, who BTW would’ve done the same if we had the FBI/NCAA/multiple media outlets were on our ass —

    I for one am disappointed at this move by the AD — I think it’s pretty weak.

  37. 79
    Crimsonite

    Whichever one of you dumbass lovebirds was smarting off about Barnie engineers designing the addition to BDS, you were just showing how retarded the typical Barner fan is. If in fact the engineers were Barners, they got the job, not because of how smart they are or how good they are, but simply because they were low bidders. So that just goes to show that their work is cheaper than everybody elses. Bwaa Haww Haww! What’s more, the design was done by Architect’s, not Engieneer’s. The engineer’s only job is to either design or certify the structural support for the architect’s structure. And unless the project was done by a major company like JA Jones or EBASCO Services who are a combination of architect, engineering and constructing, then each of those functions was done by seperate company’s. You see, arsehole, I am a U of A engineer with a minor in architecture. RTR!

  38. 80
    AmyAlumna

    Masterful Philistine reference! Kudos! That will send a few pagans to their Bibles…or at least to Google, and they’ll learn something. RTR!

  39. 81
    John

    It’s like Jim from Crestwood said on the Turdbaum show. What’s the diff between the music and Tommy Turdville’s six fingers. I hate PC let’s go back to I hate everyone & everyone hates me. F Abarn they suck dog turds.

  40. 82
    BPI

    Here’s the deal Cap….If you have to ask where the hate and venom is about theIron bowl , then you obviously don’t read your own articles , or any of the posts on your blog bro.

    The reson this one hurts SO bad is because you KNEW you would stomp Auburn before the game, and when you went up 24-0 you already had the nest column title working in your head…..And then (Sports Illustrated writer put it) Auburn ripper your heart out of your chests. Dang, I mean ripped it out and then took a dump on it. Then wizzed on it and set it on fire…..I can’t imagine how bad this one hurt….Worse than last year for us….Worse even than the 36-0 beatdown two years ago….I mean we absolutely crushed the spirit of the collective Bama nation in two quarters of play.

    Eat it Bammers ……

  41. 83
    BamaBrando

    Nope. You won by 1 point. Auburn math is ridiculously funny. A 1 point victory is better than a 36-0 beatdown? Like 6 in a row is better than 9 in a row?

    BP*, do you think if Bama went up 30 before halftime, the Barn comes back? The three red zone opportunities Bama didn’t score on came back and bit them. That’s all. You won because you capitalized on Bama’s mistakes. It happens, get over yourself. Enjoy sweating out the NCAA investigation.

  42. 84
    BPI

    In a 36-0 score you have no glimmer of hope, much less a supreme confidence that you are going to crush your opponent. Keep in mind you were up 24-0 and every one of you were thinking ” this will be a bigger beatdown than in 08″….And then the second half started.

    Yes it was worse, much worse.

  43. 85
    BamaBrando

    Like I said, Auburn math is so funny. A point is a point. A win is a win. You have your perception all wrong. I watched the game with a bunch of Bama fans, and even with the lead, I kept saying that you have to beat Auburn in the 4th quarter, and Bama didn’t do it. I think if Ingram doesnt get the ball punched out, and Bama scores on that drive, Auburn wouldnt come back. But that didn’t happen, Auburn barely done enough to get the win. Enjoy it, props to Auburn for winning, but leave the Auburn math out of it. It really makes you look stupid.

  44. 87
    BPI

    Yeah, and if Hightower doesn’t cause the fumble on the punt we win by thre more, Or ten more if we drive and score (and we would have)…..To go back in a game and say “If” , “Or” , “only”…..Is moot. What happened happened….And we won by one point….I’m ood with that.

    But never mind that it was the BIGGEST COMEBACK or CAMBACK IN AUBURN HISTORY, AND THE BIGGEST LEAD EVER LOST IN ALABAMA HISTORY. Yeah, I can see how that’s no big deal to you Brandi*

  45. 89
    BPI

    You Bammers have had an awfully tough few days , aint ya ?

    Someone needs to check on ITK….I’m starting to worry.

    If he hasn’t offed himself, this latest news may have been enough to push him over the edge.

  46. 90
    28-27

    Just thought everybody should know, Monday Auburn University ruled Cam Newton ineligible. Today the NCAA rules him eligible to play.

  47. 91
    BamaBrando

    No, actually BP* I have had a great time the past few days. Disappointed in the loss of course, but the future still looks bright for Bama. Can’t say that for Auburn. Big drop off next year. That is unless Auburn buys a few more players. But Bama will be back, and this anomaly of a year for Auburn will be over, and Auburn will fall to the bottom of the west next year above Ole Miss.

  48. 92
    BamaBrando

    28 you forgot to say how fabulous that news was. And you two lovebirds are still here on a Bama board showing your Auburn ‘class’. Way to represent. Go Gamecocks!

  49. 93
    mandy

    Looks like this case is closed you stupid morons. I luv it. Our recruiting is fixing to pick up big time. You bammers days of winning is ova. lol

  50. 94
    28-27

    just saying, Alabama fans said Auburn was arrogant for playing him. Wrong. Auburn ruled him ineligible for the SEC CHAMPIONSHIP game and the NCAA came in and said, no he is eligible.

  51. 98
    BPI

    Brandi* , you are now in what is called denial….it is a dangerous thing….Seek help….

    As far as this season being an “anamoly”, go research the books and see what Sabans record vs AU is ALL TIME….This includes SEVERAL seasons….I think you will be highly dissappointed.

    You do know he is 2-2 vs AU while at Bama , right ?

    Go a little further back into the books and you’ll see that Tubbs had a better record against him while he was at LSU…

    It must suck to know that you aint all that.

  52. 101
    28-27

    Man that hammer sure did drop. I don’t know how Auburn will ever recover from having to limit Cecil Newton’s access to the program. His access to the program was the only thing keeping our season alive. HAHAHAHA

  53. 102
    crimson hammah

    COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS A SCAM ALL GAMES ARE FIXED ….LATE MONEY CAME DOWN ON BAMA FIXING IT FOR AU THEY GOT THE WORD MIDWAY THRU FIRST QTR

    I SAID FROM BEGINNING THAT THE NCAA IS AS SKANKY AS AU AND THEY COULD SKATE ….IT STILL IS NOT OVER …IT TOOK 5 YRS TO NAIL BUSH

  54. 103
    mandy

    Boy our Compliance Dept and Chiz are some very intelligent individuals. Finebaum should be very interesting this afternoon.

  55. 104
    CJ

    Hammah, you actually said: “This will not end well for Auburn.” “AU owns death row” etc. Your story just changed.

  56. 105
    crimson hammah

    LMAO THEY DECLARED INELIGIBLE – DAD PROVED THAT HE WAS SOLD – BUT LMAO CAM DID NOT KNOW ABOUT IT BS – TOO MUCH MONEY – THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SEC – TRYING TO GET A TEAM IN TITLE GAME….BET AU MINUS POINTS FOR SURE

  57. 108
    crimson hammah

    THIS INVESTIGATION IS A MONTH OLD – AU IS GUILTY AS HELL AND I DO BELIEVE A SKANKY NCAA WILL GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER

  58. 109
    28-27

    Lowder will be indicted…but for irresponsible business practices not for anything with Auburn. Auburn people hate Lowder, and he doesn’t even have enough money to pay a player anymore.

  59. 110
    mandy

    the entire bammer trash nation is fixing to commit suicide. lol Enjoy Aubies and please turn in to finebaum. lol

  60. 111
    crimson hammah

    MANDY – U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT – THE DAD WAS FOUND GUILTY OF SELLING CAM – JUST HAVE YET TO PROVE WHO GOT THE MONEY,,,BAMA FANS NEVER SAID THIS INVESTIGATION WOULD TAKE LESS THAN A YR….BAMA FANS NEVER WANTED CAM INELIGIBLE – WE ARE SAYING AU IS GUILTY OF PAYING 17 PLAYERS PLUS AND WILL RESULT IN SOCAL PROBATION – IT TOOK 5 YRS TO GET SOCAL – IT WILL NAIL AU BY NEXT SUMMER

  61. 112
    crimson hammah

    CAM WAS DECLARED INELIGIBLE BUT REINSTATED BECAUSE CAM DID NOT KNOW HIS DAD SOLD HIM LMAO HE SAID HE WENT TO AU BECAUSE HIS DAD THE MONEY WAS TOO MUCH ….THAT IS PROOF TO ME BUT NOT TO THE SEC WHO GETS A SHARE OF BCS GAME MONEY

  62. 113
    28-27

    Who cares if they nail them next summer, they can’t take away my SEC championship t-shirt and the 6 months of chest bumping I get. War Eagle.

  63. 114
    crimson hammah

    28 27 STILL A TOUCH OF REASONABLENESS – CAN’T PAY PLAYERS ANYMORE ,,,,BUT THEY WERE BEING PAID ….LAST YR OF 2009 WHEN THEY WERE PAID TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE FOR 2010 …LOWDER AND DYE WERE IN BUSINESS AND PAID AU PLAYERS AND WILL GET A SOCAL PROBATION – THE INVESTIGATION JUST BEGAN IN JULY…..
    ONLY A STUPID IGNORANT AU SLUT WOULD REJOICE TODAY …BAMA FANS HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT THE WINS VACATED FOR SURE THAT IS ALL FOR SURE

  64. 115
    mandy

    Give it up morons. Chiz and our Compliance Dept knew we did no wrong from the get go. Miss State is gonna be sorry for opening up a can of worms. lol..NCAA is trying to show you fools nothing will come of this as far as Auburn and Cam is concerned. Oh life is good.

  65. 116
    28-27

    You don’t understand, I don’t care if they get nailed later. We still get to enjoy this season and any championships we win. Everybody still knows reggie bush was the heisman trophy winner and USC was the national champion a few years ago, it’s not like they gave it to anybody else (cause if they did they would have had to give it to Auburn)

  66. 118
    crimson hammah

    I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT AS WELL – I TELL MY AU FRIENDS WHO ARE HEARTBROKEN – DONT THINK ABOUT PROBATION – JUST ENJOY ALL THE WINS NOW – WHO GIVES A RATS AZZ IF THEY TAKE THEM AWAY….I CELEBRATED LIKE HECK THE 2005 BAMA OVER TN 6-3 B/C OF THE ROMAN HARPER HELMET TO BALL TOUCHBACK…THAT WAS VACATED – SO WHAT .,,,GREAT MOMENT IN BAMA HISTORY…

    BUT A LONG 8 YRS IS COMING DOWN THE ROAD SO CELEBRATE THIS SEASON LIKE IT IS THE LAST BECAUSE IT IS

  67. 119
    crimson hammah

    FINALLY THE STUPID IGNORANT SLUT ADMITS AU WILL GET NAILED IN THE FUTURE THAT IS THE ONLY DEFINITE WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

    BASED ON THE ACTIONS OF THE DAD AND OF COURSE CAM KNEW ABOUT IT

    EVERYTHING TODAY HAS PROVED OUR CASE SINCE JULY

  68. 120
    crimson hammah

    I HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE JULY – CECIL NEWTON IN A FACE TO FACE MEETING WITH MISS ST ASST COACHES ATTEMPTED TO SELL HIS SON….

    PROVED AND DAD IS CONVICTED SENTENCED TODAY

    AU BOUGHT CAM AND THAT WILL BE PROVEN AND AU WILL BE CONVICTED AND SENTENCED AT A LATER DATE MAYBE MUCH LATER

  69. 121
    crimson hammah

    MANDY – I AGREE ENJOY UR LAST SEASON = U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT WHAT DON’T U UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT IT TOOK 5 YRS TO NAIL REGGIE BUSH

  70. 122
    BamaBrando

    Auburn won’t have Chris Farley, Cam, or Malzahn next season. And recruiting hasn’t really been that great either. Bama will be picked to win the west next year, Auburn will be in a race with Ole Miss for the bottom.

  71. 123
    13andCounting

    That is why Auburn is taking their chance with the NCAA. They know this is their only shot for a Championship. Cam the Scam and 24 Seniors gone next year, along with mediocre recruiting? Sounds like maybe 4 wins next year, but that is just an educated guess.

  72. 124
    crimson hammah

    per ncaa via joe schad outside the lines – espn,,,

    the investigation is on-going and cam could be declared ineligible again retroactively

  73. 127
    13andCounting

    The anticipation of what happens next in this mess is killing me. It should be entertaining for awhile. If Auburn should win it all, like 1957, it will be tainted…

  74. 128
    13andCounting

    Turn down $180,000 to play at Auburn for free? Yeah, right. It’s not a question of what happened (we all know what happened), it’s just a matter of if it can be proven. We’ll see if the FBI turns up anything :)….

  75. 130
    CJ

    No one put $180,000 on the table for anyone to turn down, according to the sources that you believed. So your comment didn’t make any sense.

  76. 132
    crimson hammah

    fancy temporary lawyering has saved cam but no one reasonably thought he would be declared ineligible….vacated everything at a later date

  77. 138
    crimson hammah

    CAM KNEW WHAT HIS DAD WAS DOING AND IF U DISGREE U HAVE SYPHLIS ON THE BRAIN…TOO MUCH MONEY , GOING TO AU WAS A BUSINESS DECISION

  78. 139
    crimson hammah

    AU A SKANKY DAMN CORRUPT PLACE WITH SKANKY DAMN CORRUPT PEOPLE PROPPED UP BY SKANKY DAMN CORRUPT PEOPLE

  79. 140
    CJ

    Hammah, before one of the games you “guaranteed” us that he would be declared ineligible before the game.

    Now you say no one thought he would be.

    You realize that is a total flip flop, right?

    By the way, you also predicted Auburn to lose all of its games, one at a time.

  80. 142
    crimson hammah

    SHOW ME A POST WHERE I GUARANTEED DECLARED INELIGIBILTY. .. HE IS INELIGIBLE HIS DAD SOLD HIM TO AU AND CAM KNEW ABOUT IT – AND AU HAS PAID AT LEAST 17 PLAYERS

  81. 143
    crimson hammah

    MIKE SLIVE SAID THE PREACHER CECIL NEWTON WAS THE LOWEST SCUMBAG ON EARTH….THIS AIN’T OVER…AND WATCH THE MS ASST RELEASE EVERYTHING THEY HAVE TO MEDIA – RECORDINGS OF CAM HIMSELF

  82. 144
    crimson hammah

    CECIL NEWTON WENT TO MISS ST FOR MONEY BECAUSE AU HAD MADE AN OFFER AND BECAUSE CAM WANTED TO GO TO MISS ST GAVE MS AN OPPURTUNITY TO MATCH OR COME CLOSE TO OFFER

  83. 145
    DianaH

    Oh, good God. Now I have heard everything. I am an Auburn graduate, but I was happy for Alabama when they won the national championship last season even though they beat Auburn in doing it. I cheer for Alabama when they are not playing Auburn, and I am grateful for the enjoyable moments that both these fine football programs have given me in this sweet life. Cam Newton, like Mark Ingram and many other players from both schools before him, is an amazing talent. Would it be too much for all football fans from the state of Alabama to cheer Auburn on against South Carolina Saturday and hope that Cam wins the Heisman trophy? Yeah, apparently so. Too bad. That says a lot more about us than it does about Cam Newton, IMO.

  84. 147
    BPI

    Hammah….the NCAA begs to differ with you….Since they matter, and you don’t I think I’ll listen to them instead of you….

  85. 148
    crimson hammah

    I WOULD LOVE TO ROOT FOR AU AS I DO ALL SEC SCHOOLS….BUT DYE AND LOWDER RUN A DIRTY ORGANIZED TYPE PROGRAM – NOW U AS AN AU GRAD SHOULD HAVE ORGANIZED A CAMPAIGN TO RID AU OF LOWDER DYE INSTEAD OF TURNING A BLIND EYE U DID NOT SO U ENABLED AN CONDONED SKANK

  86. 149
    crimson hammah

    THEY R STUPID CORRUPT AND ARE JUST SLOW…BUT THE FBI WILL GIVE THEM THE INVESTIGATION IN A BOX WITH A BOW

  87. 150
    BPI

    For the love hammah, quit polluting the board with your spam dude. It’s gives me a frikkin headache just scrolling past the garbage……

    And people , don’t encourage hammah, he is like a spastic, ADD, ADHD, Turrets laden, retard that goes bonkers when anyone communicates with him.

    Avoid him….

  88. 152
    AUTiger47

    Hannah,

    Just because you say it does not mean that it is true. “HE IS INELIGIBLE HIS DAD SOLD HIM TO AU”. What part of “NCAA clears Cam Newton – he is eligible” do you not understand?

  89. 153
    crimson hammah

    FINEBAUM JUST SAID AU ARE BUNCH OF STUPID NAIVE CHILDREN WITH THE WAX IN THEIR EARS…JIM ROME AND GLUEST THIS IS NOT OVER AND SOME INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER WILL FIND AU AND CAM GUILTY

  90. 154
    RollTide

    This is good news for
    Auburn?-

    The NCAA confirms that Cecil Newton sought $ from Miss. St…

    …and we are to believe he didn’t do that elsewhere?

    Looks like it is just a matter of time now…

  91. 155
    crimson hammah

    U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT,WHAT PART OF HE WAS INELIGIBLE YESTERDAY AND CAN STILL BE FOUND INELIGIBLE RETROACTIVELY

    THE MISS ST ASST COACH PUT THIS OUT IN JULY AND ON 20 POINTS TO BE FOUND DEAD ON THE OTHER 20 POINTS HAVE YET TO PROVEN ..JULY CAM WAS A NUTHIN

  92. 156
    WDEinTTown

    So, where is the breaking news report about Cam’s eligibility? Every time something negative was out there Capstone Report jumped all over it so I think all of us would like to see some commentary?

  93. 157
    crimson hammah

    IF U BELIVE CAM DID NOT KNOW WHAT IS DAD WAS DOING – U HAVE SYPHILIS ON THE BRAIN AND I TOLD U IN JULY TO NIP IT IN BUD

  94. 158
    crimson hammah

    AND THAT IS Y CAM IS ELIGIBLE TODAY BASED ON THE BELIEF HE DID NOT KNOW…………NO WONDER WE HAVE A CON MAN FOR A PRESIDENT

  95. 159
    almightytmc1

    BPI Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Here’s the deal Cap….If you have to ask where the hate and venom is about theIron bowl , then you obviously don’t read your own articles , or any of the posts on your blog bro.

    The reson this one hurts SO bad is because you KNEW you……

    _________________________

    So BPI is psychic now?
    He has been elevated by 1 IB victory to post game analysis guru.
    Here I was rather not giving a f*ck after watching a game that could have went either way. To me in and of itself, I thought it was a game that neither team deserved to win because both team played half a game each.

    Now I have ballplay telling me how I really feel about it. er…. ok… whatever you say BPI.
    I guess it comes with years of reading Phillip Marshall.

  96. 160
    RollTide

    DianaH:

    “I cheer for Alabama when they are not playing Auburn, and I am grateful for the enjoyable moments that both these fine football programs have given me in this sweet life. Cam Newton, like Mark Ingram and many other players from both schools before him, is an amazing talent. Would it be too much for all football fans from the state of Alabama to cheer Auburn on against South Carolina Saturday and hope that Cam wins the Heisman trophy?”

    ***

    I appreciate the sentiments…but root for Auburn? I can’t do it…I just can’t do it…

  97. 163
    crimson hammah

    AROUND THE HORN – WHO CAN BELIEVE CAM DID NOT KNOW? ONLY FREAKIN BOOGS OF THE AU FANBASE – NO ONE ELSE

  98. 166
    BPI

    tmc…………………….When your team was up 24-0 , you thought it ” could go either way ” ? riiiiiiight.

  99. 167
    crimson hammah

    ONLY THE MIND OF A PEDOPHILE CAN CONCEIVE THAT IN THESE EVENTS CAM DID NOT KNOW WHAT IS DAD WAS DOING?

    “TOO MUCH MONEY” ON JIM ROME OCT 26TH GOING TO AU WAS BUSINESS…

    I WOULD LOVE TO BLISTER A SICK STUPID PERVERT WHO BELIEVES CAM IS INNOCENT BUT EVERY AU IN REAL LIFE KNOWS THEY R TOAST

  100. 168
    crimson hammah

    PERVERTS LIKE THESE IS THE REASON AMERICA IS DOOMED AND OBAMA PRESIDENT….800 BILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS GRAFT BILL HAS DOOMED THIS COUNTRY – WATCH THE VALUE OF DOLLAR NEXT SUMMER

  101. 169
    crimson hammah

    NOPE WHEN IT WAS 14-0 AND ON THAT 3RD DRIVE EVEN THOUGH WE SCORED THE OFFENSE SHUT DOWN I KNEW IT WAS FIXED AGAINST US I POSTED FISHY ALL OVER THE BOARDS THEN INGRAM FUMBLE TRENT DROP MAC FUMBLE TO THE END I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD WIN THE GAME BUT NOT BEAT THE SPREAD,,,ONLY BECAUSE I AM IGNORANT OF HOW THE MONEYLINE ALLOWS A TEAM TO WIN OR NOT WIN OUTRIGHT

  102. 170
    crimson hammah

    THE MONEY MOST OF THE MORNING WAS ON AU THEREFORE FIXED FOR BAMA SO BAMA WENT OUT AND KICKED AZZ BUT THEN THEY GOT WORD THAT THE LATE LATE MONEY THE HEAVY LAST MONEY CAME IN ON BAMA AND THEREFORE FIXED FOR AU..THEY HAD TO SHUT IT DOWN

  103. 171
    crimson hammah

    NOW THE OVER UNDER WAS 58 AND THEN WENT UP MEANING IT WAS FIXED FOR A UNDER BUT I THOUGHT MOST BOOKIES WIN A PUSH WIN ON 58 SO I THOUGHT 30 28 BAMA WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE = BUT THE WR DROP ON BAMA’S LAST DRIVE AND NO PI ON JULIO’S 4TH DOWN TELLS ME THE MONEY LINE MADE BAMA HAVE TO LOSE

  104. 173
    crimson hammah

    NOW LOOK AT THE AU SC GAME VEGAS INSIDER DOT COM AU GOT GREAT NEWS WITH CAM ELIGIBLE = THE SPREAD AFTER GOING DOWN THIS WEEK AND MONEY ON COCKS HAS REVERTED TO MONEY ON AU AND DRIVING SPREAD UP TO 5 6 THIS AU’S BEST OPPURTUNITY FOR MONEY TO COME IN ON SC AT LAST MINUTE AND THEREFORE GET IT FIXED FOR AU …TIME WILL TELL

  105. 175
    mandy

    This is not USC and Reggie Bush. This is Auburn University and Cam Newton. We are way up and above those fools. I think the NCAA proved that today. lol

  106. 178
    crimson hammah

    ONLY A CHILD MOLESTING METH HEAD WOULD SAY AU WAS CLEARED TODAY.
    AND AU ABOVE USC YES ONLY IN MAJOR PROBATIONS

  107. 181
    crimson hammah

    GOOD AU POSTERS HERE TO RENOUNCE MANDY AS A DUMB SLUT AND BY RENOUNCING HER U WILL NOT BE ELIMINATED FROM GETTING IN HER PANTS TRUST ME

  108. 182
    almightytmc1

    ITK
    I have a basketball player over here whom I think may make the best WR to come to Bama in years.
    He is 6’6 runs a solid 4.5 40 and well, the other night he bruised his elbows on a backboard during a high school game. He just turned 16.
    He plays on the Elite representative Australian Rules football team here and has the most beautiful catching hands I have ever seen. He is not afraid to go up in a crowd and can take a hit while staying focused. I have seen him make catches that defy nature. He has never actually played on a gridiron team but can chuck the ball close to 60 yards. I have seen him hit goal in Aussie rules from 75 meters out.With air still under the ball. Yes, that is right, he punted the ball 75 meters. The kid is the real deal. He knows nothing about how to run pass routes, but in 46 years, he is the best natural athlete I have ever seen. And he learns quickly.
    ITK, can you email me a link to the Bama sports department?
    I want to send them some film on this kid. He is an absolute force of nature.

  109. 189
    crimson hammah

    JOE SCHAD STANDING BY STORY – CAM KNEW AND TOLD MORE THAN ONE PERSON – HE KNEW WHAT IS DAD WAS UP TO.

  110. 193
    BPI

    Chris Farley of SNL fame….You know Tommy Boy…That is Brandi’s * idea of a joke.

    And hammah…Please dude , put it all in one post.

  111. 196
    almightytmc1

    mandy Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    By the way is Mark Ingram your kin? You both live in the jungle and swing from trees? I bet you do.

    ________________

    pathetic.

  112. 198
    CJ

    So you guys predict all of Auburn’s games wrong, predict the outcome of the Cam situation wrong, declare Saban “dominant” even though he has a losing record against Auburn, predict Alabama’s big games wrong, think Bama conspires with the mafia to throw the Iron Bowl, think Auburn hands out ATM cards for players to get cash whenever they want…Do you ever just stop and say “Wow, we have close to a 0% success rate with predictions. We should stop making them”?

  113. 199
    crimson hammah

    CJ U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT I SAID IN JULY CECIL NEWTON TRIED TO SELL HIS KID TO MS AND DID SELL HIS KID TO AU = HALF HAS BEEN PROVEN – U SAID IT WAS MADE UP BS…WRONG THE OTHER HALF WILL BE PROVEN – THE FBI IS PUTTING THE BOW ON THE NCAA CASE AS WE SPEAK….SABAN IN SEC 8 0 8 0 5 3,,,WEST WEST SEC NATIONAL CHAMPS AND THE BEST RECRUITING CLASS TO COME IN 11….AU 3 5 2 5 0 8* LOSER LOSER WEST* LMAO

  114. 202
    crimson hammah

    BET>??? – IF AU GETS NAILED I PIMP OUT MANDY FOR A YR….IF NOT NAILED U PIMP OUT MY WIFE FOR A YR???

  115. 208
    JDcahill

    It’s only 24 days to christmas and we’re going to get what we wanted. for AU fans hell. We’ll wrap up some tissues for you. I’d sure like to see your faces when it all comes down, happy holidays bitches

  116. 210
    crimson hammah

    MAYBE IT IS BEST FOR BAMA IF THIS DRAGS OUT 2 YRS AND THEN A 5 YR HAMMAH AND IN THE MEANTIME DRIBS AND DRABS TO KILL RECRUITING LIKE IT HAS BEEN ACCORDING TO RECRUITS …AU POTENTIAL RECRUITS AREN’T COMPLETELY STUPID TO BEGIN WITH

  117. 211
    crimson hammah

    LET’S GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE- BEAR BRYANT – 2ND YR TO 2ND TO LAST YR 1959-1981 BEAR WAS 19-4 VS AU

    19 4 19 4 19 4 = NO WONDER AU WAS SCARED SHEETLESS WHEN BEAR II SHOWED UP AND PAYOLA II WAS BACK IN BUSINESS = I CAN NOT BLAME SKANK FOR BEING SKANKY

  118. 212
    Panov

    Auburn got enough recruits to smack Alabama down this year. I think they’ll notice Cam has been cleared, even if you can’t admit it.

  119. 213
    almightytmc1

    Wow.
    I just got through reading NCAA’s sweetheart deal with Auburn.
    When is that last time a school refused to cooperate and the NCAA just expedited it for them. One whole day?
    Something tells me if the same thing would have happened at Bama, We would have gotten the death penatly even if we showed compliance.
    I have been reading blogs from all over the US.
    It is pretty much unanomous.
    From now on if you want a player just pay his Dad and if the player denies knowing about it, you are off scott free.

  120. 215
    crimson hammah

    FEAR NOT ALMIGHTY THE NCAA AND ESPN WERE TOLD TO HOLD OFF UNTIL THEIR TARGETS ARE INDICTED …THE FBI IS GIFT WRAPPING THIS CASE FOR THE NCAA TO BURY AU FOR A LONG LONG TIME…I EXPOSED 1/2 OF THIS STUFF IN JULY AND THE OTHER HAS STILL NOT BEEN EXPOSED….THE BCS IS OUT TO SCREW TCU – THEY WILL PUSH BACK…THE MISS ST COACHES WHO STARTED THIS WILL PUSH BACK …LOOK FOR MORE LEAKS THAN EVER OR FBI INDICTMENTS..MONITOR THE USC APPEAL
    DOES EVERYONE AGREE THAT THE ONLY REASON CAM IS STILL ELIGIBLE BECAUSE AT THIS POINT THE NCAA CANNOT PROVE CAM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT CAMDAD WAS DOING?
    AND DOES EVERYONE AGREE THAT WHEN NCAA DETERMINES CAM DID KNOW(TOO MUCH MONEY) AU WILL BURN LIKE THIS

    http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/vangyjo/nakedgun-1.gif

  121. 216
    crimson hammah

    AU BOUGHT AT LEAST 17 RECRUITS BUT STILL NOT BETTER THAN BAMA IB FIXED FOR AU LOOK IT UP VEGAS INSIDER DOT COM

  122. 217
    crimson hammah

    ADD THE AP TO THE CONSPIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcD52ZFtSHw&feature=player_embedded#!ACY TO KEEP STORY ALIVE:
    v

  123. 221
    crimson hammah

    fbi is gift wrapping this investigation for the ncaa….

    if u believe cam did not know what his dad too much money was doing u have the same thought processes of a pedophile-u sick pervert

  124. 222
    CJ

    You keep mentioning pedophilia. Over and over. What does it have to do with this case? Or is it just on your mind all of the time?

  125. 223
    crimson hammah

    it is the michael jackson defense of twisting words . it is the willful belief in bs that got obama elected

  126. 225
    crimson hammah

    it is the belief then and now that oj was innocent of murder and was looking for his x wifes murders for the rest of his life on fla golf courses and now nevada prison yards

  127. 227
    crimson hammah

    it is the issue of the heart and wickedest mind imaginable and to think/say cam did not know what his dad was doing is on that level of wicked thought processed but not action

  128. 228
    crimson hammah

    Michael Jackson said “he never hurt a child” but he was mocking the world when he said that …he was really saying his sexual molestation of children was loving not hurting….yet still a hero too many generations – y because they are wickedly evil or wickedly stupid.

  129. 229
    crimson hammah

    obama was and is wicked revolutionary on the level of hitler, fidel castro his whole background screamed it…but the majority of fools did not believe his votes, background, philosophy but believed the campaign bs.

  130. 230
    crimson hammah

    this country is doomed because of obama and the crushing debt he has put on america…but see how the root is the heart and mind of evil a willful rejection of truth – lacking wisdom lacking discernment that has corrupted everything

  131. 231
    CJ

    Be honest, you’re in your kitchen holding a knife, wearing a bloody dress and cooking a rabbit as you type this stuff, aren’t you?

  132. 232
    RollTide

    The NCAA is a joke…

    They deal out penalties for minor infractions…but shopping athletes for $180,000 rates nothing.

    They are a total joke.

    And money-grubbing hypocrites to boot.

    “To heck with the rules…go for the money.”

  133. 234
    RollTide

    “…If Auburn loses Cam Newton for the SEC Championship Game, Auburn’s shot at a national title is severely diminished. That means the next best team, TCU, takes its place. The major conference presidents, literally, can’t afford that scenario.

    So don’t be surprised when, six months from now – long after all the TV ratings are registered, the tickets are sold, the merchandise is bought, and the money is in the bank – the Tigers are finally punished for a recruiting violation, and their season’s accomplishments are stripped from them.

    No, it won’t mean anything to anyone then, and it won’t give a mid-major team the chance to compete for a championship – but at least the powers that be will have gotten their payday.”

    http://www.businessinsider.com/the-ncaas-cam-newton-decision-gave-cover-to-every-middle-man-in-the-country-booster-says-2010-12

  134. 236
    almightytmc1

    The NCAA is disgusting.
    They went out of their way to “clear” Cam quick fast and in a hurry.
    This whole deal reeks of corruption.
    So let me get this straight. If you self report and cooperate you get penalized. But if you don’t cooperate and lawyer up the NCAA actually makes your case for you.

    F*ck You, NCAA. You know damn good and well you shouldn’t be giving Auburn a pass.
    Pass Hell.
    This is a f*cking endorsement.
    Fire Mike Slive too.

  135. 241
    BamaHate

    CHamma,
    Why don’t you go do the MC Hammer and do everyone a favor including your other 12 year old Bama fans and SHUT your CUNT.

    I can’t stand your all caps crap, little pillowbiter. How does it feel to be the red headed little step brother? If you want to do the talking, you got to pull off more than a “moral victory”. Sorry I mean “moral near victory”…

    I think ITK (in the Keyster) for short is on suicide watch and Crapstone is trying to talk him off the ledge at the upper deck at JH West. He says he “can’t stand the tire smell of T town anymore and Saban disowned him”.

  136. 243
    crimson hammah

    ur right bama fans are not used to losing like aubies 26 conference titles to 5 and yes – losing to cheauting skanky is shameful but the game was fixed for au …but we won’t be able to get revenge on au for 10 yrs with the probation and all

  137. 244
    crimson hammah

    do u beatdown urself with a bloody tampon if so – i see the connection – i humilate u by comparing bama history to au history
    and u r the lilsis …
    jimmy ott baton rouge sportstalk-cam is guilty-it’s the rivalry-bama’s success it eats them up

  138. 246
    crimson hammah

    reigning national champions going for #1 recruiting class and beating the sheet out of au in crootin as expected with lowder and dye headed to prison

  139. 247
    almightytmc1

    Awww. Bamahate.
    Isn’t there a county fair with some rigged games you could be playing the rube at?
    I can see you there with your big *ss Peterbilt belt buckle and some chick that has at least 40 pounds of cellulite and a tank top. And of course the complimentary Lynard Skynard tramp stamp just above her unbelievably board like trailerpark *ss.
    These are great times for you.
    Cam got a reprieve and Auburn just won a major blowout (1 point victory) in Tuscaloosa. Why are you here tormenting poor Hammah?
    He’s never done anything to you but point out what an inbread, underachieving yokel you are.
    If I were you (and thank God I am not) I would be thanking my lord and master Hammah for helping me to be a better sub-human.
    But then again, I digress, gratitude and class aren’t anywhere in your Auburn creed. Are they?

  140. 248
    BamaHate

    Well guess what CrimsonTampon, ya lost. Get used to the feeling for the next 362 days bro cause that’s the facts, little brother.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if your coach, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, will be in Dallas soon. You’d better hope the FBI doesn’t investigate greentrack dog racing gambling facilities don’t get investigated or the book selling scheme will look like a Girl Scout meeting. MulletU is the biggest cheaters in all of college football, moron. Get a life and correct spacing on your posts.

    Blowtide

  141. 249
    crimson hammah

    i won’t have a life for awhile i will be fighting the lawsuit for slander that the newtons will file against me

  142. 252
    Johnny Po

    I feel bad for the part time employee that got fired for playing unauthorized tunes at pre-game. Would it have balanced the playlist if they had cued up “Bargain” by the WHO after game?

  143. 254
    crimson hammah

    IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BARGAIN BUT WHEN THE HAMMAH COMES DOWN ON AU – AU WILL BE CUSSIN THAT LAUGHING FOOL LEPER IN NO TIME

  144. 255
    BamaHate

    Almightyterd,
    How does it feel to have victory so close and then ripped out of your hands? The only fat chicks I have seen are mostly at the Quad in Tire smell town, bro. I bet you, mullet have bigger boobs than your mom. a gynecomastic mullet…

    I’ll have fun watching the Heisman handed over while you mullets argue over what Poulan weedeater bowl you might go to. Bye pillowbiter. This website has been the definition of vitriol where mullets spew their venom out about TN, AU, and Arkansas this past year. Now you have to eat crow with your Mr Burns look-a-like Finescum and you can’t take it. Your real good at kicking other teams when they are down and “we just beat the he’ll out of you” classless redneck chant, but when the tables are turned you scream like a little girl. I think you completely deserve this year after being such arrogant pompous zealots.

    See ya losers.

  145. 256
    crimson hammah

    BAMALOVE, WISE UP CLEAN UP AND WHEN AU GETS HAMMAHED U CAN JUMP ON THE BAMA TRAIN-NATIONAL CHAMP GAME IN NEW ORLEANS NEXT YR

  146. 257
    crimson hammah

    SEC PROVERB – IF AU IS WINNING AU IS CHEAUTING = LMAO – #1 IN THE NATION IN MAJOR P ROBATIONS – WHAT A SKANKY PROGRAM AT BEST….BUT U WILL NOT HEAR ME GLOATING OVER BEATING A PROBATED AU TEAM OVER THE NEXT 10 YRS….LSU FLORIDA SC AND TN MIGHT MAKE A COMEBACK – THE IRONBOWL WILL GET SO BAD WE WILL HAVE TO WATCH IT ON PAYPERVIEW

  147. 258
    crimson hammah

    LMAO U FOOL THE WORST BOWL WE WILL GO TO IS THE OUTBACK AND THAT IS THE BOWL U HAD TO BUY UR WAY INTO WITH UR BACK TO BACK 3-5 SEC RECORDS LMAO BUT THAT WAS BEFORE UR BIG PURCHASE

  148. 259
    BamaHate

    CHammah,
    I would rather be hit by a train than ride the MulletTrain, but if Bama wins out next year, I’ll definitely cheer for them in the NC. I am at the end of the day an SEC fan, even though I hate Bama fans, at least the most arrogant ones, seen everyday on this propaganda site.

    Peace

  149. 260
    crimson hammah

    I AM FERVENT SEC FAN MINUS AU BECAUSE OF THE BLATANT LOWDER DYE SKANK – WITH THE HAMMER THAT DOG SHEET WILL BE GONE FOREVER AND BAMA AU RIVAL CAN BE RESPECTABLE LIKE BAMA GATORS AND BAMA FANS NOT ARROGANT IF U GOT THE RINGS TO BACK IT UP IMHO

  150. 264
    BamaHate

    Lookmin the mirror brother, Bryant Jr owns Greentrack, a scummy gambling facility which takes advantage of the ignorant and poor. Yes they are morons for gambling, however, how in hades is this legal in the state of Alabama? Last time I checked Bryant Jr is not a Native American with federal land. Money and politicians and a large interest in UAT and the football team. Point fingers at Lowder who by the way is almost bankrupt is idiotic. IMO he doesn’t have that kind of power anymore.

    I think Chizik runs a clean program. Can he rain in all the rogue boosters, maybe not… Can Saban? Albert Means was paid by a rogue Al booster and then he played at Bama, that was the problem. Means transferred to Memphis, played without Memphis or Means being penalized.

    The circumstances are different here. Unless MSU boosters or the university can prove money changed hands from AU to Cecil Newton then they got crap. We will see, if we cheated then sure we deserve penalty, if not you will have to potentially live with a 2010 NC AU team and all the merchandise and chest pumping the next year. And guess what? That is a real possibility now, so get used to the idea…

    I’m out like a fat girl in dodge ball.

  151. 265
    crimson hammah

    WRONG ON CHIZ – CHIZ WAS HIRED AS A PUPPET HE AGREED – CHIZ WOULD MEET WITH THE BOYS ON DYE’S FARM AND PLAN OUT BUYING TIGERS II

  152. 266
    Johnny Po

    Crimson Hammah and BamaHate will fall under the spell of eros. They will give up on destroying each other and find that they feed on malice like minks on locusts. They will marry in Pago Pago andenjoys a handful of sexualy rewarding years. Then they will be shcoked to find that they are members of the same sex. They will be ashamed. Then they’ll get over it and live happily ever after.
    …Just a guess….

  153. 267
    crimson hammah

    AND THESE PLAYERS WERE BOUGHT BY DYE AND LOWDER IN 09 FOR THE 10 CLASS AND THE HEAVY LIFTERS WERE THE GENERAL CONTRACTORS AND MAYBE YELLA WOOD

  154. 268
    crimson hammah

    THE FBI AND THE MS COACH TESTIMONY KNOWS HOW AU FUNNELED THE MONEY – TO CECIL’S BROTHER IN DETROIT AND GENERAL CONTRACTOR SCHEMES

  155. 269
    crimson hammah

    BAMA RID ITSELF OF THAT CONVICTED SCUM….
    AU NAMES A FIELD AFTER CONVICTED SCUM AND IS INTEGRAL IN RECRUITING

  156. 270
    crimson hammah

    A MISS ST ASST COACH LAID ALL THIS OUT IN AN ARTICLE IN JULY AND HE HAS NAILED IT SO FAR….HE FOLLOWED UP AND FOUND OUT HOW AU FUNNELED THE MONEY TO SCAMDAD

  157. 273
    BamaHate

    Johnny Po,
    You will own a Chinese restaurant and feed customers cat meat and buy cats from the pound by the pound. You will say it is all chicken. You will have sexual escapades with the dead animals in the back until a flawed meat grinder changes you into Johnny Little P.

  158. 274
    Johnny Po

    Bama Hate and Crimson Hammah will lie down on the 2×6’s of yellow wood and spread the love nectar over the knotty pine anomalies that grace the grain of the 12′ planks. The breathing is hard and lustful, interrupted only by a big chicken poot, which wafted across the room like as though an angel had strapped a bull horn to the buttocks of a wildebeast.

  159. 275
    crimson hammah

    PER CAM WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE BREAKING HIS SILENCE –
    “MY DAD SELLING ME LIKE A HOE MAKES ME FEEL SLUTTY” …PER ME – NO COMMENT

  160. 278
    Johnny Po

    BamaHate has lusted after my cats for quite some time now. These cats are tiger cubs that will soon be leaving the lair in search of nourishment….buldog meat, gator meat, in Tennesse the carcasses of aging volunteer warriors and rich sailors from Nashvile. These are the prey which they must live on. Sure, there is elephant meat nearby, but these creatures are dangerous and unruly. We can only outsmart them so many times. The best chance is to head West into Mississippi where the people lag behind by so many years. Here we can conquer and prevail. It is much harder in the land of “I clear the thicket”.

  161. 279
    crimson hammah

    WINTER IS COMING YES AND IT MIGHT BE WARM IN THERE BUT IF U THINK AU DID NOT BUY CAM GET UR HEAD OUT UR AZZ

  162. 280
    crimson hammah

    CAM’S ONE DAY INELIGIBILTY WON’T MEAN JACK SO HE MISSED A DAY OF FILM TIME – SO WHAT THE POS DOES NOT READ DEFENSES

  163. 281
    Johnny Po

    Hammah, you will search and dig and search to no avail.You will graw tired and you will grow old. Then one day on your death bed you will feel compelled to pray. To pray as you never have before. You casst all of your hope on the massive new YellaWood Temple in West ATL. Would you be pleading to God for your life, or woulld you be cynical ?

  164. 282
    crimson hammah

    U HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD MINUS I ALREADY PRAY FOR THE COCKS AND NO NEED TO PRAY FOR THE HAMMAH….PER NCAA INVESTIGATOR “THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR AU”

  165. 283
    crimson hammah

    WHEN MAC FUMBLED ON THE SACK THE BALL WENT FLYING AND STEEN AND ALL BAMA PLAYERS LET IT LAY ON THE GROUND FOR 5 MINUTES – THE FIX WAS IN

  166. 285
    BPI

    Hammah , you are never , ever, ever right about anything….The more you claim something to be so, the more I know it isn’t so. Thanks for the verification.

  167. 286
    RollTide

    Cam was shopped to MSU for $180,000

    … – “Rumors.”

    … – “Wizards behind the curtain.”

    No, turned out to be true.

    And what other “rumors” will turn out to be true?

  168. 287
    28-27

    All that matters is Cam is eligible today. Who cares if they take away wins later. they can’t take away my SEC championship t-shirt, the fun I had at the games I went to this year, or the months of chest thumping I’ll get out of it. And they defnitely can’t take away the my unstoppable amusement from seeing Bama fans shit a brick over Auburn being better than them.

  169. 288
    28-27

    Auburn is better than Alabama, get over it. In my lifetime Auburn has a winning record in the iron bowl. 17-14. Enough Said.

  170. 290
    13andCounting

    In my lifetime, Bama has won 4 National Championships and at least 7 SEC titles. So what’s your point 36-0?

  171. 291
    13andCounting

    Also, coming on a Bama site and trying to convince everyone that Auburn is better than Alabama really shows the inferiority complex. Bama fans know that Auburn is little brother, so we don’t make comments saying we are better. Aubies think that if they scream it loud and long enough that it will magically become true. Fact is…You will need to win a lot more games and a helluva lot more championships to come close to the aura the University of Alabama has. And that will never happen in MY lifetime, nor yours. So……suck on that 🙂

  172. 292
    28-27

    Wow, I knew Alabama’s academic standards weren’t up to Auburn’s but they’re not even teaching basic math anymore? 17+14= 31. I guess you guys do focus on history there seeing how Alabama fans are way too busy living in the past.

  173. 293
    BamaBrando

    28, shut your gay ass up. Get back in the shadow of Bama and deal with it. Auburn is known for rolling trees and hating Bama, Bama is known for SEC and National Championships. That is just the way it is. Most people outside of this region think Auburn is in Georgia. You being here on a Bama site is proof enough of your little big man issues. If you are so proud, go preach it to your own. You are showing your true Auburn class being a d!ck over here.

  174. 294
    28-27

    Haha you’re right I am showing my class. I’m not calling people names or telling them to “shut their gay ass up”

  175. 295
    BamaBrando

    But you are here being a d!ck, right? I rest my case. I don’t have any kind of respect for you, and never pretended that I did.

  176. 296
    28-27

    I’m not being a jerk. I’m just prodding and having a little fun. That’s what the rivalry is all about. If you didn’t make it so easy I wouldn’t even be doing it

  177. 298
    RollTide

    28:
    “All that matters is Cam is eligible today. Who cares if they take away wins later. they can’t take away my SEC championship t-shirt, the fun I had at the games…”

    Yes, just like the 9-11 hijackers had a big party before …

  178. 299
    28-27

    Haha, what? 9-11 hijackers? Your hyperbole is getting ridiculous now. It’s just a game, it’s not life or death. Alabama fans get really worked up when “little brother” steps up and puts a hurting on them.

  179. 301
    CJ

    Why wouldn’t Auburn fans come here? EVERY SINGLE article is about Auburn.
    This is a site SOLELY dedicated to discussing Auburn.

  180. 302
    BamaBrando

    I hate Auburn regardless who wins or loses. It’s Auburn fans like you and your girlfriend BP* coming to a Bama board thinking you will convince people on a BAMA site that Auburn is somehow the better choice that get me. You deserve all the taunting and ridiculing you get here. So y’all can stop crying and whining so much.

  181. 304
    28-27

    Haha you’re so right CJ. Auburn fans can accept that sometimes Alabama has good years and good teams. Alabama fans can not STAND it when Auburn has a good team. I remember all the excuses they were spouting off in 2004 too. Acting like they were better than Auburn because when Auburn goes undefeated they don’t get in the Championship game even though they place essentially the exact same schedule as Bama. This year it’s “Auburn is good so they must have cheated. Bama would never cheat so they’re better than Auburn.” Talk about a fan base with a deadly combination of envy and self righteousness.

  182. 305
    28-27

    Of course football is really all they’ve got so I guess we shouldn’t be so mean and take that away from them. We have alumni like Tim Cook (COO of Apple Computers) Eric O’Neil (FBI agent on whom the film Breach was based) and 6 astronauts. Alabama has Bernie Madoff

  183. 306
    28-27

    Oh I forgot, according to a 1992 Esquire article they also have the most corrupt student government of any university in the country.

  184. 308
    28-27

    Haha here we go with class thing again. When all else fails call the other guy classless. So what would be classy, taking all the crap Alabama fans spew 364 days a year then when we finally win hang our heads and act like it was a mistake and it should have never happened and then apologize for it? Sounds like that’s our only chance to be “classy” according to you guys.

  185. 309
    13andCounting

    I’m glad I graduated from a University that can use tradition (13 NC’s), facilities (Bryant-Denny), and a great coaching staff to get great recruits.

    If you have to pay players to go to your school, how great can your school really be?

    Yep, I’m proud of the moral, Christian standards that our UA family represents. There is a reason that school on the plains have Orange and blue as their colors. It represents hell fire.

  186. 310
    28-27

    Right Bernie Madoff really represents moral, Christian standards. I think I’ll stick with my university whose graduates are american heros who catch treasonous spies and explore space.

  187. 311
    mandy

    You idiots outta know you fools been paying players for decades. Your on probation as we speak. All our players are nasty looking and ugly too. lol

  188. 313
    28-27

    Whoa come on, don’t do that Mandy. You’re just gonna make Auburn look bad by calling Bear a drunk and bringing up his death. Low blow.

  189. 314
    mandy

    That old man screwed everything in sight. You can tell by the way he looked. Smoked like a fein and drank like a sot.

  190. 320
    crimson hammah

    BEAR WAS NOT A DRUNK , NEVER DRUNK , SOCIAL DRINKER UNTIL EARLY 70S…THEN WAS TALKED ABOUT HIS DRINKING ..SO HE GAVE IT UP COMPLETELY

  191. 322
    13andCounting

    Crimson…No sense arguing with Mandy. She is just low-life trailer trash. She probably thinks Pat Dye never had a drink or two in his life.

  192. 324
    Dave

    Bammers are in meltdown with play school name calling as their only recourse. This is priceless. And, now that Cam is declared eligible by the NCAA, they are out of it. &%^^*#*&$ doesn’t change the score not reverses the eligibility of $cam Newton. Bwaaaahhhhhhh! A 5-19 coach beat the $4 million dollar jackass. Bwaaaaaahhhh! I love it.

  193. 327
    Dave

    Make reservations for the Shreveport bowl game early. There is not a lot of motels down there. Eat some humble pie.

  194. 332
    Dave

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love it. That you arseholes hate Auburn just makes it ore enjoyable. You got to “Bear” it 364 more days and then go through it all over again. Ole Cam will come back for his senior year for his last payment of 100,000 and you will be broken hearted again.

  195. 335
    Dave

    Cryson Ha Ha is in meltdown. (#(#)(##)(#)$**^%^$&($&%^&$(#)#(%&%^%^%^*()#)#*%&%^^))#*$&%&%*(($)#))(%(%

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    Is that you crying son?

  196. 338
    BPI

    Shreveport and Tuscaloosa are sister cities much like Minneapolis and St. Paul….The turd nation will have to get all there reserved motel rooms back out of mothballs…..Yes, bama is back where they belong…..4th in the west.

  197. 347
    Dave

    Bama has a great history but this is now! 28-27, SEC West Champs now, playing Sat. for the SEC crown now, Possible shot at a NC now, Cam eligible now. Bammer, bowl game?????? Don’t know now. Maybe Shreveport. No BCS. Can you tell me what BCS stands for…Bama Can’t Stand it.

  198. 348
    Dave

    The NCAA, ever heard of them, declared Cam Newton eligible to play on Wednesday of this week, making him eligible to play in the SEC Championship Game on Saturday. The bammers will get to watch from home and pull for the Gamecocks. Most of them raise game chickens anyway. Yahoooooo!!!!!!!

  199. 351
    crimson hammah

    LMAO – THE WORST POSSIBLE BOWL BAMA WILL GO TO IS THE OUTBACK LMAO THE BOWL AU AD HAD TO PAY TO GET INTO LMAO….

    BARN SEC WEST TITLE* VACATED
    Bama 2009 National Champions

  200. 353
    Dave

    Don’t take your chickens to Florida. You better hope you got to Louisiana. You can fight your chickens legally there. Bammer bowl and chicken fighting is a great combination.

  201. 354
    Dave

    We don’t need Cryson Ha Ha rooting for our team. Go bow before the statue of Little Nicky. No wait, you don’t have to bow. It is even with your navel.

  202. 357
    crimson hammah

    Big Time – the game will be decided by the betting public – the betting public the last hour before the game will lose.vegasinsider.com if the public is on the cocks i might not

  203. 362
    crimson hammah

    yeah some pizzy anty textbook scandal – we can’t carry au’s jock strap when it comes to cheauting

  204. 365
    mandy

    Paul and that bunch of bammers still over there beating a dead horse. lol. Boy I cant wait til Sat. so we can go to kicking some more ass. Take this crap out on Garcia.

  205. 367
    crimson hammah

    lsu tigerbait.com head – bama 1 au 2 – everybody knows for au to do anything vs bama they have to cheat

  206. 368
    crimson hammah

    that was the reinstatement division the enforcement committee says we are on hold pending fbi indictments…so relax until fbi indicts when that happens sheet in ur pants.

  207. 373
    BamaBrando

    All the Auburn homos are out in full force. I don’t remember seeing any of you guys around until this week. Well, BP* is THE resident AU crybaby in these parts, I am sure she welcomes the company. But y’all get yer digs in, since you haven’t had the opportunity in a while. Enjoy it while it lasts, Auburn is losing Farley, Bynes, Stevens, Cam, the offensive line, etc. Plus Malzahn will know when to sell high. Auburn is looking like a bottom dweller for next year, so I wouldn’t stock up on too much toilet paper for next season if I were y’all.

  208. 376
    28-27

    Don’t expect Bama to be at the top of the division next year either. Iron Bowl next year will pit a 8-3 Bama team against a 7-4 Auburn team. Bama is losing, McElroy, Julio, Ingram, ect. The iron bowl will be back to a meaningless game outside the state seeing how neither team will be in the top 10 at the time.

  209. 378
    mandy

    You can tell hammoh hasnt ever been to college let alone high school, look at the words he uses. BTW noone wants that old OC bammer has. He aint worth a shit.

  210. 383
    BPI

    Brandi*, we will just go buy some more players…..Worked well this year !!!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  211. 389
    BamaBrando

    28, you are crazy. Bama is still loaded with young talent, and like Auburn did by getting Cam, the number 1 JUCO player from last year, Bama is getting the number 1 JUCO player from this year. Auburn didn’t have a lot of depth this year, but it will really show next year, with all the leadership gone. Bama will win the west next year, be sure to come back and run your goober smoocher then too, ok?

  212. 390
    crimson hammah

    who did lowder want to get when tubby was still coach – petrino – u got to assume petrino could be scum as well

  213. 392
    28-27

    BamaBrando, I’ll give you my word right now, if Alabama wins the SEC west next year I’ll send you a check for 100 bucks. Arkansas will be the team to beat in the west and either florida or georgia will win the east. It’ll probably come down to the world’s largest outdoor cocktail party to decide the east.

  214. 394
    28-27

    Look out for Tennessee next year too. I think Bama will beat them but if that game was at Neyland I’d feel pretty confident putting a couple bucks on UT for that game.

  215. 397
    28-27

    Trent Richardson is going to have to carry that team on offense next year. He may even get invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony but he can’t win every game by himself. Now if for some rediculous reason Julio comes back I’ll change my pick, but assuming he’s gone Bama is a lock for second in the west.

  216. 400
    dave

    “We recognize that many people are outraged at the notion that a parent or anyone else could “shop around” a student-athlete and there would possibly not be repercussions on the student-athlete’s eligibility.

    I’m committed to further clarifying and strengthening our recruiting and amateurism rules so they promote appropriate behavior by students, parents, coaches and third parties. We will work aggressively with our members to amend our bylaws so that this type of behavior is not a part of intercollegiate athletics.”
    One size does not fit all: Differences between eligibility and investigations

    Many in the media and public have drawn comparisons between recent high-profile NCAA decisions while ignoring the important differences among the cases. There is a purposeful distinction between determining student-athlete responsibility through an eligibility decision and university culpability through the infractions process. Universities are accountable for rules violations through the infractions process.

    Student-athletes are responsible for rules violations through the eligibility process.

    Reinstatement decisions are independent of the NCAA enforcement process and typically are made once the facts of the student-athlete’s involvement are determined. The reinstatement process is likely to conclude prior to the close of an investigation.

    “The enforcement staff investigates all types of rules violations,” said Julie Roe Lach, NCAA vice president of enforcement. “Some of these investigations affect student-athlete eligibility and others do not. The investigation does not stop with a student-athlete eligibility issue, but school officials must address it as soon as they are aware of the violations.”

    The NCAA looks at each student-athlete eligibility decision based on its merits, because no two are identical. In the Cam Newton reinstatement case, there was not sufficient evidence available to establish he had any knowledge of his father’s actions and there was no indication he actually received any impermissible benefit. If a student-athlete does not receive tangible benefits, that is a different situation from a student-athlete or family member who receives cash, housing or other benefits or knowingly competes and is compensated as a professional athlete.

    “As the reinstatement staff reviews eligibility cases, we must review each case based on its own merits and the specific facts,” said Kevin Lennon, NCAA vice president of academic and membership affairs.

    “During the decision, we must examine a number of factors, including guidelines established by our membership for what conditions should be applied based on the nature and scope of the violation. We also carefully consider any mitigating factors presented by the university to determine if relief from the guidelines should be provided.”

    While comparisons may be human nature, they should at least be made based on the facts.

  217. 402
    crimson hammah

    bama is football and a lock for first in the west….90s all over again and saban better than stallings dubose….92 93 94 96 99 sec west champs

  218. 403
    28-27

    hammah, winning the spring game doesn’t mean a whole lot. Barrett Trotter won the Auburn spring game last year…there’s not way he was gonna start over Cam.

  219. 406
    28-27

    The kid is going to look like a deer in the headlights his first game. Year after next, who knows he might be a great qb, but he doesn’t have the mental toughness McElroy had.

  220. 411
    28-27

    Ok quit with the fix stuff hammah. Just man up and quit with the conspiracy theory. Even if you think it’s true just let it go and talk about football without bringing it up because everybody thinks you’re just delusional.

  221. 412
    crimson hammah

    aj will put on some serious weight and muscle in offseason – aj do not get hurt in practice or bowl game – his off season condition work is critical

  222. 414
    crimson hammah

    i will look at tonites nfl game and will let u know…ive known games fixed since 85 see goodfellas see runaway jury

  223. 415
    28-27

    That doesn’t mean the games are fixed, it means that vegas spends big bucks to hire people who know what they’re doing to handicap games. And you do know they don’t handicap games based on who they think is going to win right? They do it in order to get the most even betting on either side to assure they make money.

  224. 417
    almightytmc1

    Hey davo,

    ” The investigation does not stop with a student-athlete eligibility issue, but school officials must address it as soon as they are aware of the violations.”

    “In the Cam Newton reinstatement case, there was not sufficient evidence available to establish he had any knowledge of his father’s actions and there was no indication he actually received any impermissible benefit

    Ok.
    I am glad we go that all behind us arent you?

  225. 419
    28-27

    Haha by saying that hammah you’re saying Alabama is “scum” like Auburn (to use your word) You’re admitting your team accepted a fixed national championship which would be the worst violation to ever surface if it were true and it came out.

  226. 422
    28-27

    Hammah, it’ s impossible to get 2 people to keep a secret, how do you keep 10,000 people from telling this huge news.

  227. 427
    28-27

    You’re changing your argument now. You were saying the games were fixed, now you’re saying bookies are fixing bets. Which is it?

  228. 428
    28-27

    Trust me dude, somebody would talk. Some player would talk and make a deal with the feds to get leniency and then become the most famous college football player ever for breaking the news. Plus the feds aren’t going to send ever college football player to prison, that would be impossible.

  229. 429
    crimson hammah

    LMAO – BOSTON COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WERE SENTENCED TO 10 YRS FEDERAL PRISON – SERVED 3 GOOGLE IT – TULANE BASKETBALL DEATH PENALTY FOR FIXES,,,NORTHWESTERN…TOLEDO RB WIRETAPPED FIXING GAMESL 2 YRS AGO …USA TODAY MASSIVE FIXING IN BIG TIME TENNIS …NBA REF FIXED GAMES EXACTLY HOW I SAID THEY DID SINCE 85

  230. 430
    crimson hammah

    I WAS SAYING I WAS CORRECT ON 14/15 PREDICTIONS NOT GAMES – SOME OF MY PREDICTIONS ON THE HALF SCORES OR ON THE UNDER OVER

  231. 432
    crimson hammah

    THE BOSTON COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WERE TOLD “DON’T THINK U WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY GOOD BASKETBALL IF BOTH YOUR ARMS ARE BROKE”

  232. 436
    crimson hammah

    DID U KNOW AU HAS OPPURTUNITY TO BREAK THE TIE WITH GA TECH FOR SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS ….BTW GA TECH LEFT SEC 46 YRS AGO

  233. 443
    crimson hammah

    LMAO-AFTER THE HEISMAN PRESENTATION ON ESPN,,,THEY WILL SHOW THE 30 FOR 30 SERIES-SMU DEATH PENALTY/PONY EXPRESS

  234. 444
    JDcahill

    So Scam and Cecile will more or less walk scott free to the pros with the Heisman and $180 large, and unscathed by this whole thing

  235. 445
    JDcahill

    AU will get hammered and walks away from AU laughing his ass off, with the rest of the kids on the team pretty muched fu*ked, that ain’t right

  236. 450
    crimson hammah

    HE’S A SOCIOPATH EVEN LOOKS LIKE OJ-MY OLD MOM HATES HIM AND SHES THE ROOT FOR AU MINUS BAMA ,,,,HE IS THE CON MAN TYPE OBAMA EDWIN EDWARDS SNAKE OIL SALESMAN VEIN

  237. 451
    JDcahill

    Scam is a piece of sh*t with no character. He has little or no concern for others, It’s all about him. I will love to see all this shit come out, but what I’m always worried about is any sort of blow back that might pop up on BAMA, I really don’t like people snooping around

  238. 452
    crimson hammah

    THE AVG NCAA INVESTIGATION FROM ALLEGATIONS TO PRESENTATION TO ACCUSED SCHOOL IS 11 MONTHS THIS IS HUGE AND IN 5TH MONTH AT MOST

  239. 453
    JDcahill

    Hey, we are not like AU. If some one gets us into trouble we get pissesd at the culprits, whomever they are. We fire their ass, and keep playing ball. WE are certainly intelligent enough to put the blame where it lies

  240. 456
    JDcahill

    Where I come from those AU fans have been laughing in my face, Hey so far I’ve put up with the shit. but I’m ready for it to end

  241. 457
    JDcahill

    I have to listen to Paulie everyday taking up for the barn. I’m sick it. I’m ready for Legend and Shane and the Hammah to have their own opening drive..

  242. 459
    crimson hammah

    NEXT SUMMER WOULD BE MY GUESS ON THE HAMMER …AFTER THAT AU HAS 90 DAYS TO RESPOND THEN AFTER RESPONSE THE 6-8 WEEKS FOR NCAA WITH HAMMER THEN THE APPEAL

  243. 460
    JDcahill

    You know I kinda feel like Paulie sort of degrades Shane rite off the bat, when he comes on, by introducing him as Shane from Center point, think about it. If you still live in Centerpoint. You haven’t made it. I don’t believe Paulie would ever introduce him as shane from Mt. Brooke, He sort of lessons him in that away, Paulie might not even know that he is doing it but< I'm pretty sure he does, Paulie is a smart guy.

  244. 461
    JDcahill

    Next summer!!!! thats fu*king bull shit!!! after these fu*ks, gave everyone including the NCAA the damn finger. Godda*n, when a cop pulls up behind you, what do you do. You slow up and assume a low profile, not speed up and turn around and give him the finger. If this fuck*r gets his godda*n hands on the Heisman, your fucki*g crazy if you think he”s ever going to give it back

  245. 463
    JDcahill

    It’s not right to let these ass h*les anywhere near a NC game, after all of the in your face sh*t that has gone on this year, What about the teams that deserve to go their

  246. 464
    JDcahill

    Well if its going to be next summer, tomorrow morning when I go into work, I’m going to kick both of those AU grads ass*s

  247. 469
    JDcahill

    I would really like to see something real, happen next week. They could just throw us a little table scrap or something just to nibble on. Everyone in the college football world is watching, They need to send some kinda of message. Because we sure as hell didn’t man up on the godd*mn football field and get it done.

  248. 471
    Panov

    “the NCAA reiterated Auburn and quarterback Cam Newton are playing within the current rules.”

    How many times and ways do they have to say it, before you understand?

  249. 472
    crimson hammah

    LMAO – IF U DON’T THINK CAM KNEW WHAT HIS DAD WAS DOING – TOO MUCH MONEY – GOING TO AU WAS BUSINESS – AU NOT IN TOP TEN – U SHOULD SHOOT URSELF ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE

  250. 474
    JDcahill

    It has the appearance, to all kids and just about everyone in this country. In all sports, it would appear that the winners are the one’s that are the best cheaters. It has been that way for some time, and when your trying to tell your kids that their are things that have to be done a certain way, and that their are rules and guideline that have to be followed. Your try to teach a kid winning is about hard work and time and energy, and you talk to them about having a good work ethic,and to have integrety, well then all of a sudden they get to watch a little TV and look out at the world and what do they see. Hell no!! You don’t have to do any of that bullsh*t, all you really have to do is cut some corners here and their and bam success. Fu*k INTEGRETY. yOU GO BACK AND TELL THIS GUY YOU KNOW FROM THE NCAA THAT JD CAHILL TOLD YOU THAT ITS TIME TO SEND EVERYONE A MESSAGE…NEXT SUMMER AIN’T GOING TO FU*KIN GOING TO CUT IT.Surely you can see this Hammah, it looks bad to everyone, and sends a bad message

  251. 475
    JDcahill

    Well and inditment of Dye And Lowder might just be that little table scrap I need, to sort of make rite for now. Thanks for the info Hammah, hey and like I said, If you guys get together and have your on insider radio sho.. hell I’m in

  252. 478
    JDcahill

    Hey, I would appreaciate if you would certainly tell your buddy that it looks like the winners are the best cheaters, at least. Thats what it looks like, and tell him that I do appreaciate the inside info. And I do appologize if I might have seemed a little pissed. But I just got robbed a couple of days ago, and I’m pretty sure it was Cam Newton, Hey at this point nothing would surprise me now!!! Lately after all this sh*t I might be a little paranoid….But I did get passed by a giant grape ape that was blowing kisses while riding a scooter as I pulled up to the open house…

  253. 479
    crimson hammah

    LMAO – BUT THIS IS BUSINESS AS USUAL IN PROSECUTIONS….OJ .COPS HAD SCOTT PETERSON GUILTY DAY 1 BUT DID NOT ARREST TIL 8 MONTHS LATER AND THEN ONLY WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE TO MEXICO…

  254. 480
    JDcahill

    This whole thing is like colonial bank fu*king everybody again, Pat Dye will probable escape with a freeking heart attack the day the inditement comes down,,this just ain’t gonna be my year

  255. 484
    JDcahill

    alright then have a good one. You know I have to go to work tomorrow and deal with the AU folk, so I’m going to have to decompress for awhile CU later

  256. 487
    FinebaumJunkie

    Damn… A fella leaves for awhile, and all hell breaks loose lmao. Looks like this site needs a enema Alan.

  257. 491
    crimson hammah

    BOOKIES WIN ON THE MONEYLINE SWEEP – LOSE ON SPREAD – WIN ON OVER UNDER………..CAN’T BEAT THE BOOKIES…WIN ON A BLOCKED XPOINT LMAO

  258. 493
    Almightytmc1

    F*ck Pat Dye.
    He ain’t sh*t,
    He aint about sh*t.
    And he will never amount up to sh*t.
    He cheated the whole time he was at Auburn and still made tht football hall of fame for….what the h*ll did he make it into the football hall of fame for again?
    Looked to me like he had about as mediocre coaching career as anyone ever had.
    I think Doug Barfield was probably more fit for a hall of fame induction than Cheating Pat.

  259. 494
    FinebaumJunkie

    Well hello again tmc. I see you have not changed one bit. You been doing ok? I noticed Shane’s column no longer runs here. Thats a damn shame. His column was always right on the money. I wish I could talk to him and find out if he has anymore info on that steroid scandal at Auburn.

  260. 495
    DAMAGE INC.

    I wonder if Cecil Newton will attend the Heisman ceremony …

    I know I wouldn’t go to his church. Will Fowler ask the obvious like Dan Patrick stated … did you ever consider you jeopardizing your son’s chance?

    If I were Cecil Newton — I wouldn’t DARE show my face in New York.

    I can CONFIRM to you that the FBI can’t “finish” this due to federal indictments on Aubarn boosters.

    IT COMPLICATES THE U.S. DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S case for the defense litigation.

    It’s REAL DIRTY on the plains and they all know it — most just don’t want to admit it — Slive will retire and not have to deal with any of it in the future. There are MULTIPLE cases that involve this fiasco. It’s COMPLICATED.

    It WILL take 2-3 years due to appeals by the one’s who KNOW they screwed their beloved program — once it’s done, the “*” will be placed in the record books.

    John Lennon on Double Fantasy — I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go ’round and ’round —

    It’s good to be an Aubarn Tiger right now — enjoy it while you can, seriously. I know I would.

    *.

    😉

  261. 496
    FinebaumJunkie

    Oh you can bet I’m enjoying it. I would’nt hold my breath waiting on that *, cause in five years the biggest choke job in the modern era will still stand.

  262. 497
    BamaBrando

    There will always be an asterisk by this season, just like Auburns other abnormal seasons. Just par for the course for the most corrupt football program in the country.

  263. 500
    BPI

    Nah…Just commenting on the story…but while your mentioning it. I really haven’t had all that many stories to comment over since we whoooped that ass.

    ITK has literally crawled under a rock somewhere and died. I am starting to worry.. With him being that local AU writer and all, with his abscence comes very little material for me to comment on.

    Cap, he does a decent job, but he actually tries to sound like a real journalist….He isn’t nearly as flameworthy as ITK is……..I mean , was.

    Brandi*, you are about all that there is left to hold down the fort , bud.

  264. 502
    BamaBrando

    Thats fine BP*. Everyone here already knows your history of whining and jerking off to anything good for Auburn, which has been very little the past few years. You can beat your chest all you want. Bama will be back. Auburn, now, you may have to wait another 10 years or so before you can gloat like this again, so be sure to make the most of it. But stick around for next season, I have a feeling you will disappear then.

  265. 503
    FinebaumJunkie

    They will be back? I was thinking what with that dynasty in Tuscaloosa and all, they shouldnt have went anywhere. God, I hope we don’t have to hear that for another 10 years. It’s always something with you titty babies.

  266. 504
    FinebaumJunkie

    I really missed this place. Some new faces have come on, and of course its good to see some old friends. Whats going on BP? Cap, how have you been?

  267. 505
    BPI

    Brandi*, if I didn’t disappear in 07, I won’ dissapear next year. What pisses you off is exactly what Junkie refered to. According to your “bama is superior” logic, how in the hell are we the ones that are ranked #1 in the nation, and will soon play for the SEC championship, and if we win , will play for a national championship ? With Saban in his 4th year, and with all those 5 star blue chippers, we shouldn’t even be contending for a shot at the west , much less a shot at all of it.

    What should really convern you is this: How is it your not even second in the west ? Arky and LSU are ahead of you ! I think you think way too much of yourself and your team.

    I’ll bet that the “Gamechanger” d.v.d.s are free with a purchase of an 09 Bama BCS Champs t-shirt at Wal-Mart…And those are selling for 3 bucks….

    BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    Junkie, its all good for the Auburn nation….You?

  268. 507
    BamaBrando

    I am doing fine BP*. Thanks for asking though. Sure, Bama has had a down year this year, after a great 2-year run. I don’t expect Auburn to top that. You put a lot in this one season, while Bama will be back after they regroup. Hide and watch if you want. Auburn is just having one of those years that come around about twice every 100 years for them. Bama will be contending next year, you will see. You know Auburn won’t be better than 7-5 next year, so y’all should be happy with that. Everyone will be out to kill y’all next year. As a Bama fan, we already know that. You will find out soon too.

  269. 508
    crimson hammah

    FOOTBALL NATION HATES AU DESPISES THEM FOR BEING THE DIRTIEST PROGRAM COUNTRY – THE MOST VILE BY FAR ….NOT B/C THEY ARE WINNING BY THE SMALLEST OF MARGINS…OREGON IS BY FAR THE #1 TEAM WITH HUMANS AND NO ONE IS VILLIFYING OREGON…

  270. 509
    FinebaumJunkie

    I couldnt be better BP. If Forde were on the NCAA investigation board, I might give a half strained bowel movement what he says.

  271. 516
    FinebaumJunkie

    Yeah, I’ve been seeing you type in all caps, say the same shit over and over and over again, holler that you have been telling people since 1985 about games being fixed, knowing members of the mafia in New Orleans, Knowing members of the NCAA, and last but not least, calling people stupid ignorant sluts over and over and over again. I’m sorry its U STUPID IGNORANT SLUT, isnt it?

  272. 517
    crimson hammah

    THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS DRAGGING OUT….IS THAT THE AU FANS ARE EXPOSING THEMSELVES AND ALL FANS ESPECIALLY SEC FANS ARE SYMPATHIZING WITH BAMA FANS AND NOW REALIZE THE MORONIC MORONS WE HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH FOR 60 YRS ,,,SEE TIGERDROPPINGS SEC RANT

    EVERYBODY IS SAYING NOW WE KNOW WHY BAMA FANS MAKE AU JOKES,DERIDE THEM,HUMILATE THEM, STOMP THEM – AU FANS ARE VILE AND A DISGRACE TO DECENCY AND SANITY AND INTELLIGENCE

  273. 520
    crimson hammah

    I COME IN PEACE TOO ….BUT I AM JUST THE MESSENGER FOR FOOTBALL NATION ….

    AND HOPEFULLY U R IN THE AU MINORITY WHO RENOUNCES AU SKANK DYE LOWDER.KNOWS AU BOUGHT CAM AND 16 OTHER PLAYERS MIN WITH UNMARKDED ATM CARDS AND RIGGED BINGO MACHINES AND BAMA IS 5 X GREATER THAN AU …SELAH AMEN?

  274. 523
    crimson hammah

    I DO NOT KNOW ANYBODY IN THE NCAA – IF I SAID PER NCAA INVESTIGATOR I WAS REPEATING WHAT A NCAA INVESTIGATOR TO A MISS ST INVOLVED WITNESS….I HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER WHO PLAYS D1 FOOTBALL AND KNOWS BAMA PLAYERS AND LSU PLAYERS AND MORE …I HAVE BOSSES THAT ARE NEIGHBORS TO BIG BIG BIG NCAA HEAD COACHES …I KNOW PEOPLE WHOSE BUSINESS ARE CONTRACTED WITH NFL TEAMS…I KNOW BIG TIME TRAINERS FOR HS COLLEGE NFL PLAYERS… I KNOW SPORTS REPORTERS FOR THE MAIN NEWSPAPER IN A BIG SEC CITY…I KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LINKS TO OBSURE ARTICLES ON SUBJECTS AND HAVE THE WISDOM AND DISCERNMENT TO DISCERN TRUTH FROM THE FALSE

  275. 524
    crimson hammah

    I NEVER MAKE UP ANYTHING EXCEPT IN AN OBVIOUS JEST ….WHEN I SAID BILLY GRAHAM SAID CAMDAD WAS A SKANK I WAS ONLY JESTING

  276. 526
    BPI

    I wasn’t talking to you Brandi*….

    But it’s funny we’ve jad two of those once in a hundred year seasons twice this decade……

    Moron.

  277. 529
    FinebaumJunkie

    The truth is you don’t know a damn thing. And if you want to go around calling me a STUPID IGNORANT SLUT, be my guest. Been called a lot worse….although not over and over again lmao. I know a thing or two myself, and no matter what is being said, this is done. Cry, bitch, and moan, nothing will change

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