Now they’re really all in

Despite enough circumstantial evidence to make even the most objective observer amazed, last Saturday Auburn University spoke loud and clear by playing the clearly ineligible Cam Newton:

“Weeeeeeeeee!”

Winning is fun, and Auburn is enjoying their most successful season in years. The problem is, what lies just beyond the instant gratification they are opting for is a fate somewhere between USC and SMU.

After the game, the national pundits spoke with almost one voice: “What in the world are ya’ll doing?”

By continuing to thumb their nose at the NCAA, the Tigers are about to make the next ten years more than enjoyable for me.

Auburn, thank you for your arrogance and stupidity. You’re all in, alright.

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40 Responses to “Now they’re really all in” Subscribe

  1. BPI November 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm #

    It must suck knowing that all you can do that is almost relevent is bitch about Auburns situation.

    Anyhow, get ready for an arse kickin.

  2. Denny Chimes November 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm #

    How sad will it be BPI if you still play Cam and still lose…you will have an unexplained disappearance for quite a while if that happens.

    But if we somehow lose that game, it will be erased from history once the FBI and NCAA get done carving up your pathetic excuse of a school.

  3. Momof3 November 15, 2010 at 12:16 pm #

    I cannot believe they actually played him. So, when the penalties are handed down, I have zero sympathy. Still striving to be like Bama. Listen up. We went all the way last year without being under a cloud of suspicion. Cheating is why the rest of the country trashes the SEC. Thanks Auburn.

  4. BamaBrando November 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm #

    BP, it aint happening. Dont forget who your daddy is. Auburn is very beatable. You know what they say about defenses and championships.

  5. I HATEAUBURN November 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm #

    Not sure who you are BPI but you suck and your team will go down in flames…. you should be ashamed of yourself!

  6. BPI November 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    Yes…The only problem with that is your defense is not very good….(See SCAR and LSU)….Your defense has not played a team like Auburn yet…

    Your offensive line is a revolving door that Mr. Fairley will be going through all night long.

    Hey ITK…What does “Vegas” say about Bama winning the BCS now ?

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. I HATEAUBURN November 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    ROLL TIDE ROLL! The whole nation will be rooting for the Tide over the Auburn cheap hitting pieces of crap!

  8. Wayne November 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm #

    LSU fan here.

    Roll Tide, roll!

  9. BamaBrando November 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    BPI* sorry, but Bama has the best defense your team has seen all year. Don’t think Bama isn’t going to show up for the game.

  10. ITK November 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm #

    Please don’t tell BPI that playing EVERY tough game within the warm, friendly confines of Jordan-Hare stadium does not get the Tiggers ready for Black Friday.

    Look at it this way, BP…at least it’s one game you won’t have to forfeit.

  11. BPI November 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm #

    So, if VEGAS picks us to win it, you will have to go with them , right ?

  12. BPI November 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm #

    And LSU has a better defense than Alabama. We rolled up 440 yards rushing on them..

    End of arguement.

  13. ITK November 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm #

    Argument is spelled the way I just featured it, and you played LSU at home.

    Still, we managed three TD’s at their house, and you managed three TD’s in your warm, comfy house. The difference was a field goal, which is called home field advantage…oh, and the illegal player you played that will soon have you on probation.

    Next?

    (BP, which will be more painful, going 11-1 or realizing you’re really 0-1 with 11 vacated wins?)

  14. crimson hammah November 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm #

    IF BAMA IS FAVORED BAMA WINS BET IT ALL IF U BET ALREADY

  15. ATLANTAROLL November 15, 2010 at 3:23 pm #

    BPI:It’s true,Bama’s suck ass defense leads the conference in points allowed.Think about it-by our standards they suck.By yours…..well,good luck.

  16. BamaBrando November 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm #

    Let BPI* run his goober smoocher. Bama has the best defense the Barn has faced all year with that soft schedule. Too bad he doesn’t realize it yet, but he will in about 12 days…

  17. BPI November 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm #

    Time will tell turds.

    You know whats coming.

    At least you are attempting to be cocky.

  18. crimson hammah November 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

    I AM NOT BEING COCKY – GUARANTEEING A WIN ONLY IF WE R FAVORED IN THE GAME IF AU IS FAVORED BAMA MIGHT WIN

  19. Indiana Vol November 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

    GO AUBURN!

    Beat the CHEATERS from Bammer!

    Until you Bammer Turds can beat Auburn and Cam Newton; you cannot say Jack SH#T!

  20. bamagirl10 November 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm #

    BPI and IndianaVol:

    You are closet Alabama fans or you wouldn’t be on our site every single day. AU wants a title so bad that they are willing to pay for Scam Newton and play the dirtiest football of any team out there. Auburn is an embarrassment to the SEC and Cam Newton is a lying, cheating, thieving THUG. I can understand why Auburn wants a title so bad but win it by playing eligible players and stop playing dirty and taking cheap shots. Oh yeah, ya’ll can’t win it any other way. GO LOOK AT THAT EMPTY TROPHY CASE. When this all plays out, IT’S STILL GOING TO BE EMPTY. Auburn is now not even second rate to Alabama; they are a pathetic piece of shit school.

  21. bamagirl10 November 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

    Everyone – remember this word: YELLAWOOD

    Now, put the name with it and you have one of the biggest Auburn boosters out there.

  22. GoDawgs!!! November 15, 2010 at 9:44 pm #

    Bulldog fan here.
    I hope the Auburn inbreds get stomped in Tuscaloosa.
    WE HATE YOU! I cannot wait to see you between the hedges PUNKS!!!

  23. BigOrangeOne November 15, 2010 at 9:47 pm #

    Agreed. Auburn is pathetic.

  24. Little Rock Tim. November 15, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    Roll Tide!!! Beat the trailer park trash War Eagles!!!

  25. Malletthead November 15, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    F*CK AUBURN!

  26. T.C. November 15, 2010 at 9:51 pm #

    Gator Fan here.
    Roll Freaking tide beat the war Tigers!!!!
    Beat ;em like the retarded little stepbrothers they are!!
    Go to Hell Aburn!!!

  27. Little Rock Tim November 15, 2010 at 9:58 pm #

    I hope that Cam is worth every penny.
    Wait until the NCAA starts the Dyer investigation.

    Cheat to win, face the consequences. LOSERS!

  28. BamaHate November 16, 2010 at 1:57 am #

    Bamahurl,
    Nice rant about yellawood. What does your biggest booster do? Oh yeah he owns the dogtrack. Gambling in Alabama… Somehow legal… I guess that makes Yellawood look like a saint. He loves to take ignorant Mullets money. What a scumbag.

    Let me know if you guys are gonna be slinging any crack around your stadium so I can call the ATF to JH West again. And about laptops, ask Harris about his. Your whole school is the most pathetic, tire factory smelling s***hole I’ve ever been too.

    Blow tide!

  29. almightytmc1 November 16, 2010 at 4:55 am #

    sucks obe damned aubbos….and you are damned.

  30. bamagirl10 November 16, 2010 at 5:12 am #

    BamaHate:

    We are not the ones under investigation; dumbass inbred.

  31. BPI November 16, 2010 at 7:21 am #

    girl…Go fix me a sandwich and zip it bfore daddy gets angry and makes you go clean something….If this is a Bama site , why is every article always about Auburn ? Ponder on that …I know your female brain has a hard time understanding logic…But daddy said you could try , so try…

  32. BamaBrando November 16, 2010 at 8:11 am #

    BP*, you have been here for years doing what you do best: obsessing over bammer. It’s part of being an Auburn fan, so be proud of it!

  33. BPI November 16, 2010 at 8:51 am #

    How many articles about Bama do I comment on ?

    Answer : None.

    If there was not Auburn topics to comment on daily, I wouldn’t be here at all.

    9 out of the 12 header articles refer to , or are about Auburn…Now tell me again who is obsessing ?

    Don’t even bring that weak crap up in here.

  34. BamaBrando November 16, 2010 at 9:07 am #

    BP* whatever dude. You tell yourself whatever you want. You have done nothing but bitch and whine for the better part of 3 years now. Maybe some deranged Bama fan will catch you and curb stomp you one day.

  35. BPI November 16, 2010 at 9:32 am #

    Good luck with that as I am a firm believer in the 2nd amendment.

    I believe what I want because I looked at the header columns on the right side of the blog and came up with that number. Facts suck don’t they ?

  36. BamaBrando November 16, 2010 at 9:37 am #

    The fact is you have consistently been a whiny ass Auburn fan, complaining over the most trivial things, over an extended period of time. You love arguing and running your mouth, that is why you are here. You are the typical blow-hard Auburn fan. Be proud!

  37. Denny Chimes November 16, 2010 at 9:40 am #

    BPI, 2nd amendment is right to bear arms. First amedment is freedom of speech. Not trying to be an ass just pointing out the facts.

  38. Denny Chimes November 16, 2010 at 9:52 am #

    Oh I missed the context of your point BPI about 2nd amendment…makes sense now

  39. BPI November 16, 2010 at 10:16 am #

    I’m fully aware of that…That is why I said 2nd amendmeent….I practice conceal/carry. Glock 27 40 cal. on right ankle..This was in reference to the “curb stomping by a dereanged Bama fan” that Brandy wished upon me.

    But , I also love the 1st amendment too.

  40. BamaBrando November 17, 2010 at 11:39 am #

    And your buddy Cam will be exercising his 5th amendment rights here soon too. You do realize that Auburn will not live down this fiasco with Cam anytime soon, don’t ya? You guys will live with the title of college footballs dirtiest program for years to come.

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