Bama beats MSU, won’t have to vacate later

Tuscaloosa, AL – In a shocking change to current trends in college football, the Alabama Crimson Tide defeated the Mississippi State Bulldogs tonight in a hard-fought victory it knowingly will not have to vacate or forfeit at a later time.

Led by Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy, whose father didn’t shop him in the recruiting process, the Crimson Tide took to the air early and often in an impressive 30-10 win. The Bulldogs, yielding just 17 points per game, entered the contest on a six-game winning streak.

The game was defined by explosive offensive plays and stiff defense by the Tide.

Nursing a 6-3 lead in the 2nd, McElroy, who is 100% eligible, hit Marquis Maze on a routine screen that the Tarrant City native took to the house on a thrilling 45-yard touchdown run. Then on Bama’s next possession, McElory threw a similar pass to Mark Ingram, the 2009 Heisman Trophy winner who won the award without any history of academic fraud, questions about integrity or swirling rumors about a pay-for-play scandal. The perfectly eligible Ingram took the screen pass 78 yards for the touchdown, breaking the game open and ending any doubt from that point.

Bama’s Julio Jones tacked on the final touchdown of the night on a 56-yard scamper. The receiver, who reportedly never told anyone he was coming to Alabama “Because the money was too much” took a rare hand-off out of the backfield, splitting defenders and never looking back.

Defensively Bama was led by a host of Tiders, including Marcel Dareus. Strangely, Dareus didn’t start the first two games of the season when questions about his eligibility arose, but instead served a two game suspension.

After the game Tide players did not jump into the stands into the arms of their worshiping fans in celebration of a home win against a .500 team.

The NCAA or FBI reportedly are not in Tuscaloosa to meet with any of the Tide players regarding their alleged illegal recruitment, and multiple independent sources are not making public statements fingering any of them for suiting up for the Crimson Tide for cash.

With the unquestionably legitimate win, Alabama improved to 8-2 on the season, with contests remaining at home against Georgia State and Auburn. With a win over Georgia State and regardless of the outcome against the Tigers, the Tide is assured of its third 10+ win season in the last four years under Alabama head coach Nick Saban.

Alabama has yielded just two touchdowns at home this season, both through the air. The Tide defense averages giving up just 6.4 points a game at Bryant-Denny, where it averages 31.2 on offense. Alabama has now won 19-straight games at Bryant-Denny Stadium, where crowd noise is never piped in and the team doesn’t take the field amid spraying fire extinguishers.

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  1. 1
    BamaDad

    I heard that everyone is cheating. If this is true than Vandy must really be mad about their results from buying players.

  2. 2
    BamaDad

    I am glad that Bama is not involved in the Newton saga. I have to admit that I am enjoying watching the AU fans shaking about the possible results. It was interesting to hear in tonights game how UGA self reported and sit their star out for 4 games.

  3. 3
    bean

    let’s be honest for a moment. don’t be so sure bama won’t have to vacate this one. look at their history.(i’m a gator, so feel free to give it right back to me)

  4. 4
    bamagirl10

    Why should we have to vacate this one? FL would likely be more involved in the Newton scandal than Bama. After all, he was your thug to start with.

  5. 8
    BAMA8ballzNUMByoFACE!

    HAHAHA!!! LMAO @ CAM!! he thinks he is so cool, he wouldnt have lasted a day under the bear, hes not a true warrior like every single player on our team…haha ppl think were jealous of his success, lol were not jealous of newton haah he sux…cant wait to see his downfall….im gana take sooo much pleasure from seeing his fall from grace…dont fk w/ the machine baby! ROLLTIDEROLL!!!!!

  6. 9
    almightytmc1

    And you forgot.
    Coach Cgene Chizik did not have to go the news with a lame excuse justifying the reason he is playing his quarterback.

  7. 11
    BPI

    It might matter if you had second place in the west, but you don’t ….your third, or is it fourth ?

    Irrelevent, insignificant, and totally a nonfactor.

    So, now that we already have the west wrapped up, Cam and co. will roll into Bryant Denny and whipp Bamas butt just for theheck of it. Get ready for black Friday turds…

    I think its funny that yall are so mad about Cam…Its awesome. What will make it better will be when he rolls all over the tide.

  8. 12
    almightytmc1

    And Nick Saban who didnt have to apologize for 2 of his thug players for fighting.

    I really think this is the year that whatever sentiment Auburn might have had in the SEC is long gone.
    Aubbos your secret is out. Yu pay plyaers and you take cheap shots. You purposefully try to injure other teams. And in general, you are cheating, Lying rubes. And hypocrites who try to point at other schools for being “win at all cost”.

  9. 13
    DAMAGE INC.

    Hilarious article with the shocking truth.

    Hey – we can’t get ’em all ya know? Let the barner’s play out their false season – they are enjoying it as fans – sanctions / vacated wins / stripped titles mean nothing to the Aubarn “family”. They just want to win a NC – too bad that’ll be derailed in the eyes of the voters on Black Friday. We all know that South Carolina and Georgia almost punked them so I’ll give them a chance. Oh BTW, the two Aubarn thugs will only miss the 1st half of the Iron Bowl says cheese-dick for throwing punches at Georgia players –

    Win at all co$t on the plains ya know?

  10. 14
    BamaHate

    You got punked tampon control. South Carolina and LSU in your little fat crimson face. How you like em, huh? Little sore loser. Go whine somewhere else.

  11. 15
    DAMAGE INC.

    I can’t have a conversation with someone who has the name bamahate – just enjoy your $ea$on – seriously – enjoy it

  12. 16
    Crimsonite

    Yeah and life in December and 2011 is gonna be a real bitch for the Barnies after you get punked by yhe team that USCjr and LSWho punked. You got a preview of what we can do in BDS to a team similar to yours. Sure Relf is no Camilla, but the Aubie D’ isn’t MSU’s either. Hell, after we finish with your ass, USCjr will get in on the fun too. Anyway, the way shit’s coming down daily I’d like to know what the Vegas odds are on Camilla still playing in the IB when there are still 12 days for shite to happen. RTR!

  13. 17
    Alex Hamilton

    Good to see that the Barners are “all in”.

    You stupid muthaphuckers. Don’t you understand that your blind zeal is ruining this league. To continue with a win at all costs mentality will belittle the SEC in the eyes of all national pundits.

    Auburn knows that Newton is ineligible and they don’t care. Why? Because you phuckers can’t win without cheating. Newton will be exposed entirely and you will be humiliated. But then again, you’re the same phucking idiots that made up a National Championship in 2004. You’re a joke and a frAUd.

    In truth, Auburn Football is nothing more than professional wrestling. A lot of chest thumping and illegitimate.

    Go phuck yourself Bamahater.

  14. 19
    DAMAGE INC.

    Yeah … I can honestly make the assumption that Slive just wants this to “go away” – he knows that Aubarn will be the first SEC school to have a potential BCS stripped –

    Congrat-uphuckin-lations Aubarn for embarrassing the entire conference in the future.

    Ever see a kid who just got a toy he/she always wanted and gets it taken away?…

    Ugly.

    frAUd.

  15. 22
    DAMAGE INC.

    It’s really hard ITK, to not stoop down to their level sometimes.

    Then again … why not rip ’em a new as$hole.

    I have all the respect for Cappy not censoring posts like Aubarn websites do. All hail our amendments!

  16. 23
    Barbara Gallups

    TO QUOTE YOU”This is that old crazy lady
    who has no life” I have life & I have it
    abundantly. I had hopes you supposedly
    IVY HALLS MEN might have taken my advise.
    I have some very interesting info for you.Believe me this is the truth.A friend
    of mine was a bookie many years ago,when
    it seemed BAMA would never lose again.
    I will tell you why,children you had a
    coach that paid the top recruits. That
    is the gospel. I didn’t say which coach
    there may have been more than one but one
    for sure. I believe they would have pd
    the maffia if they played football. Go
    ahead keep running your lying,jealous,
    ignorant,by the way how do you pass any test you can’t spell even simple words,
    tongues. HERE IS A NEWS ALERT IT DOES NOT
    MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ERRONEOUS CHARGES AGAINST CAM,WE ARE BEHIND HIM
    & WILL STAY BEHIND HIM. Apparently you
    didn’t hear the report 30 min. before he
    played. The coaches,administrators,legal
    counsel,the NCAA & THE SEC stated CAM WAS
    & IS ELIGIBLE TO PLAY. HE DID NOTHING WRONG. Your HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER FROM
    LAST YEAR stated “HE WOULD VOTE FOR CAM”
    BO JACKSON STATED THE SAME THING. Were
    any of you aware CAM has a brother that plays for TAMPA BAY. DO TRY TO LEARN THE
    PROPER WAY TO SPEAK & MAYBE, JUST MAYBE
    YOU WILL CEASE FROM USING THE WORDS PEOPLE USE WHOSE VOCABULARY IS DIMINISHED

  17. 24
    DAMAGE INC.

    You use the word “advise” instead of ‘advice’ – you’re talking about using proper words? B|tch please – take your fantasy to the orange and blue boards. Your relevance here equals to that of excrement.

  18. 26
    crimson hammah

    BARBARA – YOU STUPID IGNORANT SLUT, OJ’S SUPPORTERS FILLED THE LOS ANGELES STREETS AND OVERPASSES TO CHEER THEIR MURDERER DURING THE BRONCO CHASE DID THAT MAKE H.IM INNOCENT.
    NCAA DID NOT TELL AU WAS INNOCENT JUST THE OPPOSITE U STUPID IGNORANT NCAA WARNED THAT CAM’S ELIGIBILITY IS IN QUESTION AND IF U PLAY HIM AND LATER CONVICTED WILL RESULT IN MORE SEVERE PUNISHMENT.

  19. 30
    almightytmc1

    Barbara,
    You sound nice enough. But do you really… I mean REALLY believe that newton is squeeky clean?
    If you do that makes you a fool.
    If you beleive that the accusations may be true (mind you 4 people have made the same statement and 2 of them are coaches) then arent you somewhat of a hypocrite?
    You expect us to respect your team when honestly they have become everything you think they stand against.
    Barbara, I know. Your years at Auburn were glorious to you. But take my word for it. Auburn is not the cultural epicenter of the world. There are plenty of other schools out there.
    Just because someone feed you so much propaganda in Lee county Your started to believe it, (We call that cult-like brainwashing.) It does not mean that what they told you is an absolute truth.
    Barbara, go on be an ostrictch. Auburn is on the way over the cliff. This is one time that Auburn’s desperation to keep up with its nieghbors will haunt the auburn fanbase for years to come.
    It is a shame you are so arrogant that you cant see this. But if you think Cam or auburn is innocent you are a fool.
    If you will think into the future, The NCAA and the FBI WILL find someone who talks. aFTER THEY PUT THE PRESSURE ON cAM OR HIS DAD WILL BE TELLING EVERYONE EVERYTHING THEY WANT TO HEAR. And auburn will be…. finished.

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