Dooley has to teach team how to bathe


Sometimes, this just comes too easy.

WRCB of Knoxville is reporting that among the things new University of Tennessee head football coach Derek Dooley has had to teach his team, one of those things…wait for it…wait for it…is how to bathe.

“We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around,” said Dooley.  “So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.”

Apparently staph infections are a problem among the stinky Volunteers, so the new coach is taking his troupe of elite college athletes back to square one.  Personal hygiene.

You can read the full story here.

You see where this is going…

Q: How do you keep a Vol out of the endzone?
A: Put a bar of soap in it!

Okay, let’s have yours…

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  1. 7
    Crimsonite

    Question: What does a UCheat football player and Indiana Vol have In common? Answer: They both have rotton crotches. Bwaa Haww Haww! RTR!

  2. 8
    Ret

    In defense of Dooley he inherited this stink hole from Lame Kitten,boy espn would have a blast with that! LOL
    Q. What do you get when you take away soap and water from someone?
    A. A Smelly “old mountain man and a hound dog”

  3. 11
    bamadon

    UcheaT got the letter from the NCAA on basketball not football
    just yet!!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    wonder what PHAT PHIL and Roy Kramer are thinking!!
    PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!
    YOU FUCK WITH BAMA AND THAT IS JUST WATCH YOU GET!!!
    RTR INDYVOL eat your heart OUT MF!!!

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