WRCB of Knoxville is reporting that among the things new University of Tennessee head football coach Derek Dooley has had to teach his team, one of those things…wait for it…wait for it…is how to bathe.
“We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around,” said Dooley. “So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.”
Apparently staph infections are a problem among the stinky Volunteers, so the new coach is taking his troupe of elite college athletes back to square one. Personal hygiene.
You can read the full story here.
You see where this is going…
Q: How do you keep a Vol out of the endzone?
A: Put a bar of soap in it!
Okay, let’s have yours…