Dooley has to teach team how to bathe


Sometimes, this just comes too easy.

WRCB of Knoxville is reporting that among the things new University of Tennessee head football coach Derek Dooley has had to teach his team, one of those things…wait for it…wait for it…is how to bathe.

“We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around,” said Dooley.  “So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.”

Apparently staph infections are a problem among the stinky Volunteers, so the new coach is taking his troupe of elite college athletes back to square one.  Personal hygiene.

You can read the full story here.

You see where this is going…

Q: How do you keep a Vol out of the endzone?
A: Put a bar of soap in it!

Okay, let’s have yours…

12 Responses to “Dooley has to teach team how to bathe” Subscribe

  1. BamaBrando September 9, 2010 at 11:26 am #

    Now if they can just teach Auburn people how to wipe their butt and quit throwing the toilet paper in trees…..

  2. ATLANTAROLL September 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm #

    i’m going to wash that orange
    right out of my hair….repeat

  3. finebammer September 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm #

    this is really too good to be true.

  4. Pluto September 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm #

    The only one filthier is Indy Vol.

  5. finebammer September 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm #

    dan mullen is a dumbass.

  6. Alex Hamilton September 9, 2010 at 9:37 pm #

    Must be the smell of ass that gets Lacy Earps moist.

  7. Crimsonite September 10, 2010 at 7:19 am #

    Question: What does a UCheat football player and Indiana Vol have In common? Answer: They both have rotton crotches. Bwaa Haww Haww! RTR!

  8. Ret September 10, 2010 at 8:37 am #

    In defense of Dooley he inherited this stink hole from Lame Kitten,boy espn would have a blast with that! LOL
    Q. What do you get when you take away soap and water from someone?
    A. A Smelly “old mountain man and a hound dog”

  9. BPI September 10, 2010 at 9:56 am #

    They just keepin it real….

  10. bamadon September 10, 2010 at 11:21 am #

    Dooley is just like his mom!! Needs to be quiet and not tell
    inside information which Bama fans all ready knew!! RTR

  11. bamadon September 10, 2010 at 3:40 pm #

    UcheaT got the letter from the NCAA on basketball not football
    just yet!!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    wonder what PHAT PHIL and Roy Kramer are thinking!!
    PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!
    YOU FUCK WITH BAMA AND THAT IS JUST WATCH YOU GET!!!
    RTR INDYVOL eat your heart OUT MF!!!

  12. bamadon September 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm #

    It is Just want you get in messing with Bama not watch!! I am
    as happy I can’t spell right!!!

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