10 thoughts on “NCAA: Michigan football out of compliance”

  1. I just wonder where Cook from Mcgo blog stands on this.
    My guess is between “It is just an accidental oversight” and ” It is a national conspiracy against the greatest program ever!”

  2. yeppur,
    Another Elite program is going to bite the dust.
    Everyone needs to learn to play with honesty, family values and honor the way we do at Auburn.
    That is because we have people like Gene Chizik and Pat Dye.
    Both are super-noble men who’s character and integrity is the stuff that legends are made of.
    We dont need no stinking crystal trophies or SEC championships, We dont even need no Iron Bowl trophies! Thats right I said it! All we need to prove we are great is to tell everyone we are Auburn. And they will grow silent in fear and Awe at our mighty fanhood.
    We arent just tobacco chewing, Auburn cap wearing rednecks. We are Auburn and that makes us special. Because we are. We just are. Pat Dye says so.
    I will be sitting right there in Cullman when Gene Chizik rides into town in that fine rented limo this year. And if any of yall Bammer turdnecks dont like it I’ll be bringing a 55 gallon industrial strength drum of kick ass with me!! Because everyone knows that Auburn fans are BADASSES!
    Fear the finger Bama. FEAR THE FINGER!

  3. BammurDunce. I GOT YER FINGER!!!!!
    Yall dont want none of this. I tell ya now.
    We got Newton. We got Dyer and We got CGM (who is the greates offensive mind in 50 years!)
    We got the Auburn Creed and we got PAT FREAKIN’ DYE!!! Thats right…. I just whipped out a Bammers cryptonite!!!

    Sure… Yall might have some trophies from your 6,041 Championships but that aint shit!
    Weve got Toomer’s corner! Now admit it …..yall are envious !!!!

    I know… I know….
    Next year at the Iron Bowl some of you Bammernecks will be chanting shit like….

    LAPTOP! LAPTOP! LAPTOP! LAPTOP!
    But I’ll be there with my buddies yelling right back at you……

    YALL WERENT THERE AND YOU DONT KNOW AND YOU CANT PROVE A THING SO SHUT UP!

    YALL WERENT THERE AND YOU DONT KNOW AND YOU CANT PROVE A THING SO SHUT UP!

    YALL WERENT THERE AND YOU DONT KNOW AND YOU CANT PROVE A THING SO SHUT UP!

    YALL WERENT THERE AND YOU DONT KNOW AND YOU CANT PROVE A THING SO SHUT UP!

    How do you like that smartass bammers!
    And oooooohhhh!!!! What about the Statue of Saban!!! It just gives me and my buddies a place to piss after we get get drunk celebrating the 75 points that Coach Chizik and co. beat you by there in Bryant-Hare Stadium this year!!!!
    Face it Bammurs! You are about to be outclassed!!!!

  4. Hey cow college fan take your finger and stick in your ear you STUPID FREAKING MORON BASTARD!! Try pissing on Saban
    statue and you a fucking dead man!!
    RMFT!!

  5. Now that’s just hilarious.

    Pat Dye….man of character and integrity.

    I guess AuburnTigerFan forgot the NCAA made Auburn fire Dye for paying players.

  6. Comon people! You’re making Bama fans look more stupid than Barners, and that takes some doing! That’s not an Abarn fan! He’s satiracle and making fun of Abarn! Get real people! RTR!

  7. Comon people! You’re making Bama fans look more stupid than Barners, and that takes some doing! That’s not an Abarn fan! He’s satiracle and making fun of Abarn! Get real people! RTR! LMAO!

  8. Pat Dye…
    TREMBLE BAMMERS TREMBLE!!!!
    Yall are just jealous we took the Moral Victory National Championship and the Moral Victory Heisman and Krootin’ Championship in one year. Top that Bammurs!!!!!
    We got Trooper Taylor and he has his hat turned backwards, Do yall goobers know how much that appeals to this young hip-hop generation that listens to wrappers like snoopy woopy dog and M&M?
    They are also “pimpin” in the Limo with there bling bling and Garden hoes. Well I tell you what. That means a lot to these young men this day and age.
    That hat turned backwards. It says “I can relate to you” Bet you didnt know that smartass Bammers did you? Of course you dont. And none of yall vould even imagine how to get jiggy….
    Speaking about jiggy. Guess who can get jiggy at the drop of a hat…. Gene Chizik. And Pat Dye.
    Nick Saban. No. Not jiggy at all. But nothing says jiggy like Pat Dye. So eat that Bammertrash. Pat Dye is jiggy and yall aint.
    Thats why Auburn will rule the recruiting world for years to come.
    Troooper Taylor wears his hat backwards. And Pat Dye and Gene Chizik can get jiggy.
    It sucks to be you Bammerhiods.

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