Curtis Luper’s big lie

Curtis Luper was on WJOX’s Roundtable today. He told the best lie ever. He said this about laptop thief Cameron Newton: “He left Florida of his own volition …” (you can hear the Auburn LIE at about the 3:25 mark of the interview at Roundtable Radio.)

What the hell?

Maybe Luper misspoke? Maybe he was trying to say that Newton left Florida because of his own VIOLATION. Getting in trouble for theft will do that to you. In case people have forgotten, this star of the Auburn recruiting class was arrested for theft and entered a “pretrial intervention program.” Once he completed the program the felony charges were dropped. In other words, the thief was able to cop a plea deal. Don’t let any Auburn fans lie to you and tell you this guy isn’t a thief—if he weren’t at thief, he wouldn’t have been kicked off of the Florida Gators and he wouldn’t have entered a pretrial diversion program.

I guess lies are the new thing for Auburn men! Is that in your creed somewhere?

Desperation does that for you, and desperation grows when you have to watch Alabama hoist the crystal trophy.

One last note about the interview, WJOX should be ashamed of itself for running what amounts to a commercial for Auburn football. Alabama fans should not listen to such reckless and inappropriate radio. Colin Cowherd remains the best choice for midday radio (watch on ESPNU in Birmingham.)

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  1. 1
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimsonin a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Well hell, Tennessee and Ole Miss took in Florida’s criminal rejects. Why not the Barn? Hell, now they have a matching set. A Grand Theft felon and a Aggravated Assault and Battery felon! Ha ha ha! Saban wouldn’t intentionally bring anyone like that to Alabama even if he were a 3 time All American blessed by the Pope! ROTFLMAO! RTR!

  2. 2
    DAMAGE INC.

    I heard the interview. D&B (notice I’m leaving LT out) insisted that when Luper comes on his show — he gives “hints” to stuff he can’t talk about (like the recruiting rules). It will be interesting to see if this holds true.

  3. 3
    Doc

    Well, Newton was not kicked off the team at Florida, so therefore he left on his own. Maybe Luper did not bring up the theft (and why would he), but he did not lie.

  4. 4
    bamaistrash

    Maybe Auburn will get slapped in the face with 16 teams worth of probation all at the same time….lolololol!

  5. 5
    Bangin-**********

    Let’s see what’s worse:

    A: stealing someones laptop and going to court and having to plead guilty and completing a course and having the charges dropped.

    Or:

    B: Beating your girlfriend in a parking lot, and if that’s not bad enough. The girl’s father has her drop the charges and he comes out of the court yelling roll tide.

    Conclusion: I would rather have a player with a theft charge, than a player who beats his girlfriend and gets away with it.

    Alabama Just won the National Title and yet there are more posts on here about what Auburn is doing, than about what bama did. And you say Auburn isn’t important. Then quit crying and worrying about Auburn.

  6. 6
    capstonereport

    I am so SICK of Auburn lies. He was kicked off the team. Need proof? How about this from the Associated Press? (link: http://www.theledger.com/article/20091219/NEWS/912195013?Title=Former-Gator-Newton-Wants-Another-Chance )
    “Newton, kicked off the team last year after he was arrested and charged with stealing another student’s laptop, led Blinn College (Texas) to the junior college national championship earlier this month and is being courted by several Football Bowl Subdivision teams.”

    What part of “KICKED OFF THE TEAM” don’t you Auburn liars understand?

  7. 8
    DAMAGE INC.

    Banging shane’s wife :

    There are hundreds out of the MILLIONS of Alabama fans who post here. Just because you see an objective view from fans on this site doesn’t represent the true and whole “concerns” of Alabama fans you insinuate.

    The real worries comes from aubarn fans coming on here “hanging out” with winners trying to prove their existence in the SEC.

    I’ll tell you what Crimson Tide fans are worried about — sustaining fire in the gut and not doing what Floridumb did and get complacent. Saban will make sure that doesn’t happen.

    IF for some reason aubarn (no more caps for you…you don’t deserve the privilege of earning the status of a noun) …

    … gets a better recruiting class, it’s because they have no depth and the players will get immediate play time (this is a typical move from recruiters who are trying to “re-build” a program) — that formulates with the rivals.com formulation which is complex — BTW Florida will beat everyone due to their “young” roster anyway —

    We are trying to fill up roles in our O-Line and pass rushing personnel/special teams/kicking game — not our fault that we have the depth to take care of the “problems” that aubarn lacks.

    RTR bitches.

  8. 9
    DAMAGE INC.

    Cappy — Luper used WJOX as a platform to “make noise” and calm the fan base down. They may get a good recruiting class this year but for D&B to come on a do a guarantee that when Luper “hints” at the audience it’s a done deal.

    The platform was used to get the message out IMO.

  9. 10
    capstonereport

    I heard part of that when out in the car today running errands (my iPhone app was acting funky and I couldn’t hear one of the ESPN affiliates like Atlanta or Gainesville to hear Cowherd.)

    Anyway, D&B are irresponsible and their kowtowing to a small group of Auburn listeners is irresponsible. I won’t listen to that show.

    That reminds me. I canceled my subscription to the B’ham News when it was announced they hired an Auburn fan publisher. I won’t have one dollar of my money going into her pocket because that will mean my dollars go to support AU. Not to mention I’m tired of paying part of Goldberg’s salary as Auburn’s media lackey.

  10. 13
    capstonereport

    Typical AU sophistry there Doc. He was kicked off the football team, but left Florida (the University) to play at a JC.

    Splitting hairs and defending blatant lies is the Auburn way, eh?

  11. 15
    julio

    Not only that Doc, but here’s another quote from the article Cappy posted a link to: “Gators coach Urban Meyer suspended Newton immediately. Newton transferred to Blinn College and was eligible to play this fall.” Kinda like the debates I’ve had with you sometimes, cappy, about your headlines and stories not exactly always matching each other. The Orlando Sentinel article really seems to say that Newton left on his own volition.

    Calm down cappy, jeez. It’s not like the guy accepted a laptop from a booster, errr friend, and then lied to the NCAA about it and was still allowed to stay on the team.

  12. 16
    capstonereport

    The Orlando story is the STORY of the freaking father of a KNOWN THIEF. Very credible source. The AP story declares unequivocally that Newton was kicked off the team. Is that so hard for AU fans to understand? Stop reading Phillip Marshall or Goldberg and start reading the truth.

    And a gift isn’t stealing, but I like how you equated the two. 😉 (and I know you didn’t, but since everyone says Saban equated Pearl Harbor to losing to LaMo…)

  13. 18
    Bamafan

    Cap, did Jim Dunnaway not respond to this? I haven’t listened to the show since D & B joined LT, but if D & B are just sitting back and letting the Roundtable become an Auburn commercial it sounds like LT is calling all the shots. I knew them joining the Roundtable wouldn’t work. As for Colin Cowherd, he’s not my favorite, but I agree he’s much better than what JOX offers. What everyone needs to do is get Sirius/XM radio and you can listen to Cowherd, Dan Patrick, Tim Brando, Bill King on RivalRadio, etc. WJOX stinks.

  14. 19
    midnightrider

    “That” player’s girlfriend was hitting him and he was trying to restrain her! So the father backed him up, knowing she was crazy!

  15. 20
    Timmay

    What’s that, Crappy? Did you see a ghost? Sure seeing a lot of trembling around here. Keep the Auburn stories up. Be sure to gibberish up a cheating article too when they finish ahead in recruiting. Auburn fans’ spirits are mighty high and look at you guys. Pretty ****in’ hilarious if you ask me. Sulking in your own tears and absolutely fuming at every little thing Auburn does. Must be pretty crappy to be a Bubba. If not, what are you so mad at all the time? You are “on top of the sports world,” right?

  16. 21
    almightytmc1

    Auburn Lies.
    That is all thats left.
    Lies…. rumors… innuendoes, distortions of the truth.

    If Bama succeeds…. they must have cheated.
    If Bama wins… they must have bribed the refs.
    If Bama excels, or achieves anything…. There is always an aubbo there say “It didnt really happen.”
    If anything goes wrong for Auburn they have a built-in excuse. “Bama Cheated. So it is ok for us to do anything we want.”
    Fuck the Auburn creed and the lying bastards who act as though it is their paradigm in life. It is a holLow half-witted attempt to paint the Aub clan as humble and honorable people. (And POORLY written I might add, what 12 year old wrote THAT SHIT?)
    It is nothing bUt a poor cover story for a jealous and petty group of people who have nothing better to do than pick a shithouse football program and then gripe because THEY PICKED IT.

  17. 22
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimsonin a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    You stupid retard (redundant), what part of suspended don’t you understand? He naturally transferred because he knew that Meyer would not reinstate him. Permanently suspended is the same as kicked off, asswipe. And you, other asswipe. You retarded, inbred, pig humping piece of dogshit. Don’t even try to compare your fucking grand larceny piece of shit and your assault and battery piece of shit, to a domestic quarrel between a guy and his jealous girlfriend. Especially when there wasn’t one blow landed except by the girlfriend. And you faggot asswipe, don’t even make the demented statement that the girls father would ever compromise his daughter to help a player save face. You rodent afterbirth sucking goatspawn. RTR!

  18. 23
    wildman

    I wouldn’t worry about anybody AU recruits, even criminals. You’re right Saban never would and his system of scoring players is better than Rivals.com or ESPN. Look at Ingram, highest rating was 3 star.Now a Heisman!
    No-one in SEC even if UF gets #1 rating will compete. BAMA is back! Saban will get another BCS championship soon. Next year or 2011. The depth chart is deep. Our 3rd string QB is better than Newton.
    Cheesestick want last long. Urban is close to a nervous-breakdown. Nutt has poor recruiting class. Petrino can’t develop a defense. His own bro left his staff. Tenn is dead for good. Richt is next to go with probably Smart to take over in future. Miles ain’t smiling any.
    BAMA is back for good. I’d say 5 BCS titles before Saban leaves. RTR!!

  19. 26
    CRIMSON HAMMAH

    FOX NEWS URGENT UPDATE:
    HEALTH CARE REFORM:DEAD
    CAP AND TRADE:DEAD
    NAZI OBAMA AGENDA:DEAD
    TENNESSEE FOOTBALL:DEAD
    AUBURN FOOTBALL:EXTREMELY DEAD

  20. 29
    CRIMSON HAMMAH

    THAT PIECE OF DOG SHEET WILL NEVER PLAY A DOWN FOR THE FLORIDA GATORS.URBAN MEYER ON THE AVAILABITY OF NEWTON

  21. 33
    CandyAssBammers

    YOU DUMBASS BAMMERS. A U.S. FEDERAL COURT FOUND BAMA GUILTY OF BUYING A PLAYER FOR $120K, AND STILL YOU DUMBASSES HIPOCRITS CRIED LIKE LITTLE PUSSIES (NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR BAMA WOMEN) WHEN THE NCAA THROUGH YOUR CHEATING ASSES UNDER THE BUS.
    WELL LET’S MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR, BAMA’S RECRUITING TOOK OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY CAME OUT OF THE FIVE YEAR WINDOW FOR BEING A REPEAT VIOLATOR! THAT WINDOW IS NOW OPEN THANKS TO THE TEXT BOOK FOR MONEY SCAM BAMA TRY TO PULLOFF. THE ONLY THING THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE FAT ALBERT IS THAT BAMA HAS GOTTEN BETTER AT CHEATING. 50 YEARS OF PERFECTING THE ART OF CHEATING TAKES TIME TO CATCH UP TOO. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. ONLY THIS TIME BAMA WILL BE THROWN UNDER THE JAIL.
    WAR EAGLE YOU STEAMING PILES OF DOG SHEET!

  22. 35
    Alex Hamilton

    Yep. We cheated. You’re right. We totally cheated. I saw the players get paid with my own eyes. I’ve seen the families driving new cars, getting new jobs. We totally cheated.

    Too bad Auburn is so fucking stupid they get caught when they cheat.

    And that’s the interesting thing to consider here. Alabama cheats and we win the National Championship. The Barn buys one player, who tapes them and subsequently turns them in with the coach telling him to keep it down home and they enjoy an undefeated and uncrowned season.

    Hollow. To Auburn fans its not just a word for ditch.

  23. 36
    CandyAssBammers

    I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT THE BAMA FUNDED ERIC RAMSEY’S EXTORSION OF AUBURN. ERIC WAS A CRIMINAL AND SO WAS HIS WIFE. EVERYTIME AUBURN GETS THE UPPER HAND THE DESPARATE BAMMERS HAVE TO STEP UP THE THE CHEATNG GAME. I.E. MID 80’S GENE JELKS PAY FOR PLAY, LATE 80’S LANGHAM, ALBERT MEANS ETC, ETC. EACH TIME AFTER EXTENDED RUNS OF AUBURN DOMINATION OVER THE TIDE. SURE THE TIDE RETURNS TO GLORY, BUT ONLY TO GET BUSTED AGAIN AND TO BECOME AUBURN’S BITCH ONCE AGAIN.
    HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF THANKS TO J. HARRIS, B SCOTT, JULIO’S MAMA’S JOB AS WELL AS COUNTLESS OTHERS.
    UMM…IT’S GOING TO BE UGLY.
    LATER CHEATER APOLOGIST.

  24. 37
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Candyfag, you retarded, child molesting, inbred, pig fucking faggot. Go home and suck your mamas’ dick! You illiterate dog shit bastard, you haven’t the slightest bit of knowlege of what you’re talking about. You’re just running your cum soaked lips. The Feds had nothing to do with Alabama asshole. They went after Logan Young for tax evasion. And after they proved the money changed hands the NZAA leveled sanctions against Bama because certain people in the Admin knew about it. But Bama themselves did nothing. It was all Logan and rogue boosters. Only the NZAA could convict someone under those bullshit circumstances. And you have to be the most retarded piece of shit on the planet to bring up Jelks. You stupid bastard, Auburn boosters paid Jelks to lie and say Bama paid him. Bama won that case, forced the NZAA to remove their sanctions, and the Auburn bastards faced jail time. Whipping the NZAA’s ass in that case is why the bastards have had a vendetta against Bama for the past 15 years. Blow me bastard! RTR!

  25. 38
    Timmay

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Man, I declare this website is now one big jungle gym for Auburn fans. Come all!!! Observe the angry patrons. They can’t hurt you. They get angry at everything. But you see… they have no teef. So feed em’, abuse em’, do as you pwease. But pwease don’t talk in a pwositive wight about “the bwarn”. They fwown upon them scheating wascals. I say, I say now cut that out boy, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.

  26. 40
    Pluto

    Wildman is now a good Bama Man. Shit Cuz. Show that Class – uh ass…..
    Absolutely NO Bama money should be spent on D&B advertisers !!
    It does not matter any more about any “Windows” or the usual “Candy” that is given out at places like Auburn or Tenn – whatever the hell.
    The “Pipe Hitters” are coming to Bama for the Action only. Ticket to the NFL and playing for…..
    MOTHERFUCKING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

  27. 41
    almightytmc1

    Wow.
    The crack pipe/meth head Lee County crew is out full force.
    Sorry Losers.
    Bama= National Champs
    Auburn = Wannabes.
    It sucks to be you.

    P.S. you are one step away from sharing the fate of UT. Better hope that Tha Chiz doesnt walk out before signing day.

  28. 42
    CandyAssBammers

    Crimsonite or Sodomite. After that tirate I would expect you are the latter. What are you stupid or something? The schools NEVER CHEAT (with the acception of the BEAR)! Logan Young a lunatic fan/booster was Bama’s money man. Bama has hundreds of REC members. All just like L.Y. They just can’t help themselves. Bama fans are the worst, guiltless SOBs in the college world. Wake up and smell the stink. You are a proud member of the Cheating Crimson Hipocrite Nation. WDE you Puss!

  29. 43
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    What a bunch of whinny pig humping mullets. With an inferiority complex of galactic proportions. Bama dominated the South, and then showed her might in the Rose Bowl and then dominated the SEC long before Bear came along. Everybody has ups and downs. But after all is said and done, we have dominated every team in the South for 120 years. Guess it’s cause we’ve been the Demonic cheaters for 120 years in amongst all the pure as the driven snow Saints of Heaven! ROTFLMFAO. These little whinny teenage titty babies know nothing about Bama except the problems that began in ’94. It began with Langham and was the same thing that Andre Smith did last year. Then desperate auburn pulled the Jelks shit and we embarassed the NZAA. Since then it’s been a constant battle with the bastards enlisting the help of our rivals to bust us for the same thing EVERYBODY does. At least with us uncontrolable outside boosters do it. At the Barn they manage to cover it up because it’s an inside job with Bobby, Pat and Jay! BLOW ME! RTR!

  30. 44
    julio

    EG, you just make it up as you go along, dontcha?? Logan Young was convicted of tax evasion?? In what alternative dimension of the universe was Logan Young convicted of “tax evasion”?? I don’t know what Young was convicted of in your fantasy world, but here on planet Earth he was convicted of racketeering by crossing state lines to commit bribery, i.e. he paid Lynn Lang $150,000.00 to ensure Fat Albert came to Bama. Secondly, the NCAA popped Bama long before Young was convicted, not the other way around. Thirdly (and most hilariously), you say that Young was just some “rogue booster” and that Bama knew nothing about his bribes??? Young was Bear’s fishing buddy. Young was a fixture at Bama practices. Ivy Williams cell phone records show that Young called him dozens of times during the week of signing day. Young loaned Ronnie Cottrell the money for his freakin’ house. Yet you still call him a “rougue booster”. That’s classic.

  31. 45
    bushsux

    Who gives a flying crap what the barn is up to? Stop and think for a minute all of you Bama fans. We are National Champions for the 13th time!!! The barn has 1 and that was in freaking 1957 before most of these idiots that visit this board were ever born. College football has been in existence for a little over 100 years and we’ve won 13 MNCs. That’s 1 less than every 10 years. According to those statistics the barn will have to wait another 40+ years to win another one. They can have a great recruiting class when playing time is available but will they be able to have 3 top 5’s in a row? I think not. Even if they do, look who they got coaching them. LOL. The odds are in favor for the state university in Alabama. We’re national champs and we’ve got the cupboard full and we’ve got the best coach/recruiter in college football. Sit back and enjoy the ride while the little sister kills itself with envy. RTR!!!!

  32. 46
    BamaBino

    2009 Bama motto…..LGBC….Let’s Go Be Champions.

    2009 Barner motto…DWWD….Do What We Do.Nice one Cheezit,you must be some kind of anointed Nostradumbass.Truer prophetic words have never been spoken.

    DWWD=Too scared to ever schedule a meaningful September game outside of Jordan Hare.

    DWWD=Schedule 8 home games every year in hopes of gaining bowl eligibility to the Irrelevent Bowl.

    DWWD=Too scared to square off against Saban without a bye week advantage and still go 1-2.

    DWWD=Fill the roster with criminal rejects.SWAG ON!

    DWWD=No Boo-ing people! Stop that Boo-ing right NOW!

    DWWD=Get blown out on the road multiple times against the middle of the SEC.

    DWWD=Blow multiple 14 point leads down the stretch,including 2 in the Irrelevent Bowl.

    DWWD=Only team in history to celebrate winning the Irrelevent Bowl 3 times in the same game and have your coach say he now has a 10 win season.

    DWWD=Let the success of the #1 team in the State turn us into hateful,sniveling,drooling 2 year olds.

    DWWD=The real 2009 Barner motto….DWWAD….Do What We Always Do=NOTHING.

  33. 47
    Pluto

    I’m going to try and not to curse at some of this Inbred Stupidity. The fact is – this is the New Reality – that any enticements – whether it is money , cars , or pussy is no longer necessary to recruit the very best “Pipe Hitters” to Bama. I am not going to deny how “business” was conducted in the Past. You are stupid and naive to think that it does not happen at your program.
    To cut to the Chase. Bama does not have to recruit like the Bottom Feeders do.
    Saban Has Built It. They will
    come for the Championships and the Ticket to the NFL. They are coming because if they are good enough – they will play.
    So all this talk about cheating and “windows” – this does not matter anymore. Let’s talk about right now.
    The World is in Crimson Eclipse.

  34. 48
    philly

    Why is it that Bama fans are so worried about what Auburn does? Bama fans why are you writing articles about Auburn? Explain? You should be writing an article on how overrated Demarcus Milliner is and how Keenan Allen is about to decommit and go to Clemson.

  35. 49
    philly

    BamaBino you are missing the mark with those comments…this is Auburn’s first year under a new coach. Is it just like in Saban’s first year at Bama when he lost to La Monroe?

  36. 50
    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Julietta, take your take your illiterate bullshit opinions, stuff um up your inbred ass and STFU. Don’t bring your retarded Barnfart ignorance over here and carp to me about Bama’s business of which I have forgotten more than you’ll ever know, asswipe! You’re so fucking stupid that you can’t ever repeat what I actually said when it’s printed right in front of your mullet face! Never said a fucking thing about Youngs conviction. I said the Feds were brought into the case to investigate tax evasion. Which is exactly what happened, you stupid bastard! And you fucking moron, the NZAA’s case hit an impasse and they were afraid Bama was gonna walk, and that’s why they ratted out Young! You cum slurpping fag, Logan Young was associated with people from a lot more schools than Bama, not to mention that Bear had been dead for about 15 years. What’s more, nobody who doesn’t have dementia, pays 200 mil for a fucking lineman. That kind of money buys you a Pat Linhert, or a Reggie Bush and a shot at an NC! Blow me! RTR!

  37. 54
    almightytmc1

    Cap,
    I think of “his own volition” means that the police didnt have to drag his thieving ass out of there.

    BTW,
    Can anyone tell me how much a fourth string washout QB at Florida costs these days? I bet they paid extra for the five star rating.

  38. 55
    nicksucker

    Who cares bout Auburn, we have the hottest coarch in da cuntry. I wish, just like every bama fan, i culd fuck him in his fine ass or at least suck his little nick dick.

  39. 56
    Ballplay Indian

    Really cappy…..I dont give a rip what your base says about Newton. The only reason you are bringin it up is because you know he will be an impact player. Look at your own thugs before casting stones.

  40. 57
    Leslie

    Wow, you Bama fans sure are classy!

    Don’t they teach a class at Bama now about having “class”? Oh, sorry, I guess that is scheduled during your morning shift at McDonalds.

  41. 58
    bammers eat it

    you bammers really dont know how to hide your fear..

    just say you fear newton already, btw he still has to win the job…

    a lot of your comments were very poorly put together and rather sad…

    low life rednecks…

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