Capstone Saturdays: Vol Candy Store

Editorial Cartoon: Vol Candy Store
If you like poking fun at the Volunteers, it’s a great day to be alive. Like a fat kid in a candy store, it’s hard to know where to begin.

Almost ten years ago now, the Big Orange hillbilly nation repeatedly buried the toes of their boots in our Crimson sides, dancing around the fire in deliverance fashion at what fat Phil had done to us.

My, how times have changed.

A decade later, the Alabama Crimson Tide sits on the highest throne of honor in college football. Just a few days removed from being crowned National Champions…our 13th…Bama finds itself the talk of the country while UcheaT is wallowing around in its own manure in public view.

Whether it’s moral victories, heralded 7-6 seasons, beat downs, player arrests, ignorant accusations, ho-stesses, fines handed down from the SEC, bratty arrogance, losing streaks, student riots or the NCAA coming calling, it’s hard to know where to start in poking fun at the Viles.

The University of Tennessee football program is a complete sham. A laughing stock. An object of ridicule. Light years away from competing for anything more than bragging rights over Vandy.

And the best part? Like the song says, “we’ve only just begun.”  Let the good times roll, and let UcheaT continue slip into irrelevancy.


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  1. 2

    UT doesnt need a new coach. They need a mechanic.
    After Kiffin that is probably the only way they can get unscrewed.

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    Hey. Vols fans made all kinds of excuses for Kiffin for 14 months, don’t stop now.
    Stay on that “Lane Train” and ride your asses on with him to USC. You bought into, “any time UT in the news, that it’s good for UT”. How you feeling about that today Vols?

    The guy is a jerk and you stood up for him and condoned his actions, don’t change because he left you for a better job. You should keep up your support and pull for him take USC to the top and root for them like you do for the Colts because one of you own plays there.

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    Objective Bama Fan

    Guys, I’m probably in the minority here, but I am a little saddened by Lane’s departure. He was a great coach to hate. I was looking forward to the many beatdowns that would be provided by Bama. Now, with Tuberville, Fulmer,and Kiffin gone, all that is left for me to make fun of is Les Miles……

    Furthermore, with Kiffin at UT, they were bound to go on probation by the NCAA. Also, he was a terrible coach. Therefore, anyone (and I mean anyone) that UT hires will certainly be better for the Vols than Kiffin.

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. Whitea

    Guys I’m in Knoxville this morning and the city is a burning wasteland. All the roads are blocked off and they’ve declared martial law! Ha ha ha! Just kidding! I am here though, and I’ve dressed up the old mode of transportation with 2 NC window flags and some tasty comments. Love a little salt in the wound. Hope I don’t run into some hillbillies with muzzle loaders! You should see the Knoxville News Sentiel this morning. The front page gives Kiffin equal billing with Haiti, and inside too. He’s also on page one of the business section and has the entire page one of sports. It’s 100% pure hate. There’s a facebook page that says “Lane Kiffin, I will find you, kill you, and eat your first born!”. They have to repaint The Rock every few hours to get the obsceneties off it. Hey, where’s da luv? ROTFLMFAO! I love it! What goes around, comes around! RTR!

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. Whitea

    Nah. I heard he took the pussy way out. Got shitfaced on shine brewed through tubing of copper with lead solder connections. By midnight he was blind, by 6am well preserved! Ouch! Adios asswipe!

  6. 10
    Indiana Vol


    If I were in Knoxville today I would hunt you down and kick your Crimson TURD ASS!

    Bammer’s days with the NCAA are far from over; get ready!

    BTW, do the letters F O mean anything to you?

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. Whitea

    Yeah, if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he jumps either! The only ass whippin you’ll be doing is on your boyfriend! Hey did ya’ll see what that asswipe Senator Orin Hatch of Utah did. Requested that Obama invite fucking Boise State to the White House with Alabama. That’s a great way to get their asses stomped in the Rose Garden! Fuckin tard! RTR!

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    Indy Vol.
    Man! you are back!
    You must love Crimson turds because you still have your nose buried up up “BAMMERS” ass!
    So tell us….
    What does it feel like to be the laughing stock of the blog?
    You make Julio and Auburn suckS(formerly the auburn fan known as ballplay Indian) look SANE.

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    alex hamilton

    I heard that Inni Vile stole all the “It’s Time” T shirts from the UT supply store. Although the store was going to donate them to the Haiti earthquake victims, Inni Vile preferred to have them for himself.

    Apparently, he likes to beat off to any photographs or videos of Lane Kiffin.

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    Crimsonite from the planet Crimson in a galaxy far far away. FormerlyE.G. White

    Yeah well he should be gettin off bigtime now. Today they released new t-shirts with a picture of Kiffin superimposed over a screw! RTR!

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    IndyVol, I don’t know why I’m trying because you’re too stupid to understand this.

    But the Wal-Mart thing has been going on for about eight years now. It has NOTHING to do with Alabama. It is a citi BCS National Championship thing.

    Of course, why would I expect you to understand anything with the words national championship attached?

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