And we hadn’t done a thing this decade. Well, other than 2 undefeated seasons in regular season play, two division titles, one SEC title, two seasons as a number one team in the AP poll, two BCS bowls, eight wins over Ole Miss, seven over Arkansas and two stadium expanses.

And before you claim we didn’t whip you, go back and watch this year’s game again. Injured and worn-out LSU players were scattered all over the turf like a Vietnam mine field. I began feeling sorry for you corndogs midway through the 4th. Number of Alabama casualities? Zero. Zilch. Nada. El-zippo. Not even a player shaken up on the play. And Jefferson looked like a scared rabbit standing on the sidelines. He didn’t want any more; all the world could see that, except apparently you. Of course, you were likely drunk by 11:30am anyway, so it’s not like you could tell.

And lastly, your claims that LSU is great obviously come second hand, because there’s no way you went to college. Post 16 was barely even a coherent thought.

Seriously bro, as long as you have Les “the clock manager” Miles on your sidelines, with his big, oversized paw-paw hat, Obama will be near the end of his second term before we lose to your corndogs again.

Enjoy our national championship next month; it’s the closest thing LSWHO will get to another one in your lifetime.