A short lesson,

You owe Bill Clinton and apology for calling him out for parsing his words.

I hope I have crept you out enough to never return. You are not welcome here.

Why did you just not come right out and say you and ball play are not the same? You danced, but most here know the truth.

Seek help for both sides of yourself.

Look what the barn has done to this man. He can’t comprehend, he can’t tell the truth, and he has at least two identities.

I’ll be gone a few days after January 7, and most likely will not return until sometime in August. You and all of your barney identities will be safe until then.

Just so you know, and I think you already do. I found this blog mid season or earlier last year, and I have not changed my identity.

It sux to an aubarn tiger!

1. Wow, that’s the longest, most defensive diatribe I think I’ve ever read. “Methinks he doth protest too much.”

2. See rules 1&2 I posted in response to RC’s pathetic attempt to crawfish out of what he said in an earlier post.

3. You state that I have been “screaming for attention from the first time [you] opened this blog.” Until your responses to this particular article, I don’t recall a single post you’ve ever made. In fact, I don’t even remember seeing your name. But you sure seem to be obsessed with me, which is quite creepy. Which brings me to my final point:

4. You have convinced yourself in your paranoid, delusional world that Ballplay and I are the same person? Yeah, and those 2 alter egos are also responsible for the Lindbergh kidnapping and the Kennedy assasination. Is the sky pretty in your little private world, BB?

P.S. RC, thanks the graphic desciption of the area that you fantasize about having kissed. Excuse me while I go hurl up my breakfast.

Another day, another lesson

How is it you write with such intelligence but have no comprehension skills?
I never stated your mother was promiscuous nor did I definitively state you are a bastard. I made an attempt to interpret a statement you did not comprehend.
RC: “I am old enough to be your daddy (might be)”
You argued over might and could. The initial statement must be broken down for your lack of comprehension. RC clearly states he is old enough to be your father. By saying he “might be” implies the following: You may not know who your father is. (see definition of bastard) It makes you no less a bastard if you mother has lied to you as to whom your biological father is/was. RC also admits that he may have fathered a child unknowingly. Can monogamous men and women bare bastard children? (without medical intervention) Therefore, he meant the opposite. He and your mother were both promiscuous.

I stated you are a bastard OR your father did not find the time to properly discipline you as a child. Do you understand the word OR? Your lack of respect for anyone proves your father was not a constant force of discipline in your life. Disrespectful men were disrespectful boys, and some thing is missing from your childhood. You know the answer, and it is one of the two. You had no father figure, or if nyou did, he failed you.

You having been screaming for attention from the first time I opened this blog. It is well known to most who visit this blog that you and ball play are one in the same. As Julio you show some restraint but as ball play your true self is revealed.
Do you normally visit places you are not welcome? You realize you are not welcome here and continue to visit. Why would a person that is not welcome continue to intrude? I would think the normal smack from a barney is to be expected and most of us find it amusing. However, you cross the line with personal attacks at every chance.

As to my references to Christ, it is quite possible for you to be secure in your salvation, but you are known by your fruits. Your fruits have no respect, restraint, or discipline. Your lack of respect, need of attention, and your uncontrolled rage needs intervention. To claim to be a devout Christian for your entire life is the most hypocritical statement any person could make. It is contradictory. Show me Book, Chapter, and Verse that allows salvation as a birth right. You need help, and unknowingly you are screaming for it. Man up to yourself and receive it.
A football team will never fill the voids you have shown in your life. Your mother’s honor was questioned and your come back was to question his wife’s honor. You go to extreme measures to defend the barn, but what a small rebuttal for someone questioning your mother honor. You should see how your priorities are misaligned, and how easily we read between the lines. You love the barn more than your own mother.

The talk is straight. I did not tie Christ and your mother’s honor into one subject. I never implied anything about who started this. I only pointed out your lack of comprehension and the person you have shown yourself to be. We all easily understand you are young, immature, and obviously have scores to settle. You anger is misdirected and sheds light as to why you respond the way you do. This is not imaginary. You come here and speak thoughts you have daily, but in a civil society are not able to express. All things posted here are real thoughts and show the real character within. Your within is in desperate need of help. It’s not all your fault, but if you do not change, the person you are within it will soon be seen on the outside. This is the undesirable fate I was speaking of yesterday and this will be your fault.

Free lessons to be continued

After all, if you’re going to be an orange whinnying bitch, you should have a female name.

Now, keep this in mind too. It’s “Plays with His Balls”. Just like “Dances with Wolves”, say the name the way it’s meant to be. You gotta be respectful of the injuns, y’all.

Thanks, Bamaborn, for saving me the trouble of typing an explanation of modern english to this fool. Obviously he has a typical Auburn education to go along with his lack of home training.

I must admit that you are the most sanctimonious person I’ve ever come across, because it really takes a lot of gall to post a dissertation filled with sexual innuendo, insults against the virtue of a woman you’ve never met, insults against a man’s committment to his children that you’ve never met, expresses personal hatred for an institution of higher learning, and then closes with a directive for the reader to seek the loving grace of our lord and savior. Most Christians would be terrified to post such a falsely pious and hypocritical message, but not you BB.

We all talk smack on here, but its a little silly to take things personally. Even RC’s smack about my mother doesn’t bother me personally. See, none of us actually have any idea who the others here ACTUALLY are. We’re really just figments of each others’ imaginations. Oh, I’ll always respond in kind when another poster talks trash, just like when RC decided to make a sexual mother insult when I was only talking about football. (Funny how you’ve conjured up in your imagination that I started it.) But I can honestly say your last post was the first one I ever read here that creeped me out. Geez boy, if you think citing the love of Jesus Christ is an acceptable manner to support the bile you just spewed you’ve got some serious soul searching to do.

Since your daily lesson has yet to be learned, let me spell this out to you.

RC: “I’m probably old enough to be your Daddy, Julia (and might be). I lived the Bryant era, and I don’t ever remember anything quite like the disrespect you losers have directed towards us during the past 10 years.”

RC was stating the obvious that all but you see. RC believes you are a bastard son of promiscuous woman and you are most likely young enough to be his son. He admits that he was once promiscuous himself, and it is possible he fathered a child unknowingly.

Your lack of respect in general proves that you were not raised by a father whom loved you enough to displine you in a correct manner. So, RC and the rest of us know you are a bastard, or your father had no time for you. Your need for attention shows the desperation for acceptance you never received as a child. This is shown by the vomit you spew on this blog. The need for attention leads one to believe your mother did not have time for you either. At minimum, your mother did not find a father figure that kept your arrogant selfish butt in line. I have yet to meet many people born and raised in the state before the early 80’s that would show the lack of respect you show for others. If your mother and father would not keep you in line, there were several school teachers that would. If the school teachers failed, you would have had your butt kicked daily at school until you learned how to respect others. Most of us can tell you are nothing but a young punk that sooner or later will meet an undesirable fate.

You are crying out load for help and most likely have your entire life. Your hate is more in depth than a rivalry. Because you see yourself as an underdog, you misplaced your love in an under dog football program. You jumped on the wagon while the barn flame spread throughout a young rebellious generation. The under dog was finally taking over the king and you joined. As the king is taking back his throne and the under dog never received any recognition, you have faced the reality of being the under dog both in football and in life.

You may need to seek medical attention to assist you in recovering from an undisciplined childhood, but you should first seek the Love of Christ. His Love will never let you down, and he will continue to be an under dog until his return.

In the unlikely event you were raised by both your biological parents under one roof, they failed you and themselves miserably. Please do not repeat with your children.

I know this is some what serious, but this young man has been screaming for help for sometime.

I hate aubarn (the attitude that is). I hate the colors. I hate the slogans, but I don’t hate people.

No joke Julio. Find some help and receive peace.

If you’re gonna talk smack, be enough of a man to do one of 2 things when you get called out on it:
1. Stand directly behind what you said instead of being a spineless weasel and crawfishing by concocting some semantic BS that tries to convince people your comments were misunderstood or were taken out of context, (Geez, even alex at least stands by what he says), or
2. Admit your comments were out of line and apologize.

Either way, you’ll at least be a man. You’re nothing more than a freakin’ Bill Clinton coward trying to parse the definition of sexual relations and the word “is”.

They don’t teach proper etiquette down at the Barn. You know – eat with your mouth closed, tip your hat to ladies, don’t scratch your balls in public, respect for elders – that kind of stuff.

Hey Julia, (It has a better ring than JuliO)

Read any good Bama books lately? I hear there’s one where Coach Bryant tells all about owning your team for 9 years in a row or something like that. You will probably want to run out and buy that one.

BTW… I said MIGHT BE, as in ‘who knows’. Not COULD BE, as in ‘there is a distinct possibility’. But I can guarantee you one thing – I definitely ‘WOULDN’T BE’ your daddy for love or money if I had a clue the dumb broad would raise our daughter to be a stinking barner.

Yeah, Formerly Ed, those AU fans will stoop to any level in their never ending quest to slander Bama. Like I said in my 1st post, every third AU bumper and tee shirt has something negative about Bama (see the post for a small example of them) instead of something positive about the Barn. You would think they would spend more time supporting their own program instead of bashing the Tide.

You just don’t see that very often with Tide fans. We are content to fly our team’s colors and logos without all the silly little idiosycratic slogans bashing others. Our bumper stickers and shirts say “12 National Titles” or “22 SEC Championships” or “Roll Tide”. We are content to showcase our own accomplishments.

But not Auburn people. They have no accomplishments and instead gain solice only by bashing others. That is precisely why they deserve all the disrespect they are about to recieve.

In other words, they asked for it.

My admonishment of the barn stated “when you win more than you should act like you have been to town once or twice.”

I am going to spell this out to you. You won more than you should have and acted a fool, and you have yet to stop. One day again you may win more than you should. The lesson of the day should speak volumes to the fool you have been, but you obviously have missed many lessons in your life. You ran your mouth, you continue to run your mouth, and you come on a BAMA blog and spew vomit daily. The contradiction is only to your ignorance in understanding the English language.

Have you seen me posting on a barn blog? Have you heard me spewing about how I have been letting the barneys hear it at work? I have been BAMA as long as I remember, and everyone who knows me knows this. I don’t have to say a word in public. The jealous rage of all barneys is enough satisfaction in public, but I will rub you and all of your foolish barney friends who visit this blog ever chance I get.

Its simple. You come here looking for an argument. We own you. You know it. What is the argument? One that you have no chance of winning, because you and your pathetic cow college have never gained the respect you cherish. Your colors suck and you have a losing heritage. The only thing about the barn that is cool is the eagle flying around the stadium before kickoff.

It sux to be an aubarn tiger, but the eagle is cool!

P.S. I’m sure you would have nothing but kind words in response if an AU fan made the same remark about your mother…..right?????