Comments on: A letter to the Georgia Bulldogs

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:48:02 +0000

This Rank Foreskinson is pure chickenshit. There aren’t too many schools outside the SEC that he could be from and be that rank and retarded and have so much hate for Bama. I’ll name some that come to mind who I know for a fact are assholes. Miami, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, Utah, Boise State, UAB. It’s time to ignore the inbred bastard. He’s irrelevant. RTR!

By: Pluto

Pluto — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:51:39 +0000

Dank – you obviously masturbate too much. Guess it’s time for the big 7 shot of chromosomes ……

By: Dank McDankerson

Dank McDankerson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:36:23 +0000

See dude? You just did it again. You made yourself feel way important and accomplished off something a college football team did. Here in Alabama we are better than you? At what? Football? Sure the FOOTBALL TEAM is great. One of the best in the nation. YOU on the other hand have done nothing. It’s one thing to say “I root for Alabama.” It’s another to confuse yourself as being able to say you are better than someone because the football team you root for may have beat them at some point. You are delusional. Clearly, Alabama football is life for you. Not in the way that you are a fanatic. No, in the way that you feeling good about yourself depends upon them winning or losing. It’s pathetic.

By: Thinkaboutit

Thinkaboutit — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:47:23 +0000

Offer proof of your claims otherwise you are merely billowing hot air. I still have not heard what school or conference you support. You have completely failed to recognize that you have no real or clear argument. Please go to some other site and play shouting matches, I’m no longer going to waste my time trying to convince you to have an actual disussion wherein two or more people offer up intellectual developments and use reason to persuade. “Here in Alabama we are better than you, and now you know it.” JT Bowtie

By: Dank McDankerson

Dank McDankerson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:21:54 +0000

What engaging Alabama fans? By engaging do you mean, “Boy, that Alabama fan’s breath was pretty engaging. He should probably lay off the Old Grandad and move on with his life. After all, most 45 year old men have become doctors or bankers or productive members of society. This guy still hasn’t retired the Houndstooth hat or cut the back of his hair in at least 18 months.”

The Quarterly Journal of Class? Think, are you always this delusional or do you just play like this for your internet friends? What’s worse is that you fuel your self-importance not by things you have done, but by things you have imagined a college football team to have done. Do you think Alabama football players wear suits to class and visit St. Jude’s Children Hospital on the bye week? Hell no. They get wasted and get into fights in the off-season, take gifts from rich alumni, and go to class hardly at all. Wait! That is the name of your journal. The Quarterly Journal of Class: About a Quarter of the Time, SEC Football Players Go to One Class. No SEC team has class. At least not the good ones.

By: Thinkaboutit

Thinkaboutit — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:15:27 +0000

I am implying that you are quick to criticize a fan base that loves its program. Meanwhile, you have not offered any support for your own. It seems to me that you are more in love with the Tide than your own team. If you had posted a logical argument explaining why your team or teams fans(whoever that is) is better than Alabama’s, offering proof and beginning a meaningful discussion, you would’ve found that most Alabama fans are quite engaging. That is not what you chose to do. It seems that you would rather get on an opposing fansite and belittle the fans rather than actually talk about football(the reason this site has forums etc…). So to answer your question strait forward, I am emphatically emplying that it requires less intellegince, education, and analytical skills to make personal attacks than to actually communicate a well reasoned and cohesive thought from an opposing viewpoint. Your claims that Alabama fans have no intelligence is without merit and void, they are similar to the names that children call one another. If you are a child, (hopefully you are not a child, but merely pretending to be one) then your actions are completely allowable. And lastly, if there were a scholarly journal that related to UA it would be titled, The Quarterly Journal of Class.

By: Dank McDankerson

Dank McDankerson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:20:08 +0000

Are you implying that I must read scholarly journals to point out the stupidity of Alabama fans? Although I wish there were a “Roll Tide Quarterly: A Study of the Inbred Stupidity of the Alabama Football Nation,” there sadly is not. I need only look to this site, however, to prove that Alabama fans have the intelligence of a pile of ostrich doo-doo.

By: finebammer

finebammer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:56:00 +0000

alabama built the conference.

alabama put the conference on the map.

alabama carried the conference for years.

we can claim as many nat. championships as we want.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:33:21 +0000

Ingram for Heisman http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/index

By: Thinkaboutit

Thinkaboutit — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:39:57 +0000

You can say all you want viles but your 0-3 against Saban teams, what makes you think that will change anytime soon, all those no. 1 ranked recruiting classes??? And Dank, I must say that judging by your comments, I do not believe you to be a person that will be reading scholarly journals anytime soon. This said, your ad hominem attacks on the intelligence of Bama fans on this site is a bit ironic. E.G. I completely understand what you mean, but I would prefer UcheaT never win another game. Aubarn on the other hand is to me much like the fat girl at the prom that no one ants to dance with so her smoking hot friend (Bama) dances with her and all the boys follow. This is what UA does for the cow college, it would be even better for that fat girl to have a dance with the prom king (NC) and the best night of her life until the smoking hot friend walks by and gets his attention. So for me it is not unBama to want two undefeated teams entering the Iron Bowl. It would be so much sweeter hearing the barners say “we coulda won the 2003 NC if that 11-0 bama team that beat the breaks off us hadn’t” rather than “we shoulda played USC in 2003 we woulda won”. See for the fat friend, losing to the prom queen has a certain sense of finality and sobriety to it. She is reminded that she is after all the unnatractive fat friend. Ask dank what I’m talking about, he knows six of them.

By: Indiana Vol

Indiana Vol — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:23:36 +0000

Pluto (aka CRIMSON TURD MORON);

Fulmer 12
Crimson TURD 4

Get used to it; Lane Kiffin will own the dirty, cheating Bammer bastards just like Fulmer!!

By: Pluto

Pluto — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:00:07 +0000

Gee Dank – seems like your chromosomes have been only spread 6 times.
Or did Rosy do it ?

By: julio

julio — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:33:36 +0000

EG, Bama was retroactively awarded the 1941 NC by the Football Thesarus. Funny that you refer to that publication as one of the “accepted sources of that day” when it wasn’t even published until 1946. Bama didn’t even win the SEC that year.

BTW, the 83 AU team was awared the NC by the NY Times, and the 93 AU team was awarded the NC by the National Championship Foundation. (They were actually awarded at the end of the season too, not 10 years later).

By: Dank McDankerson

Dank McDankerson — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:31:22 +0000

12-10? Is that a football score, or is that the average number of chromosomes of the fanbases at Alabama and Tennessee?

By: Pluto

Pluto — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:10:34 +0000

Indy Hoe -\
12-10
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12-10
Now study that you fucking Moron.