Comments on: Capstone Saturdays: Auburn’s New Billboard

By: julio

julio — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:15:29 +0000

What does alex say to a woman with two black eyes??

Nothing. He’s already explained everything to her twice.

By: intheknow72

intheknow72 — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:28:00 +0000

Julio, your wife just called and said for you to shut up and go get her purse for her.

By: julio

julio — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:23:19 +0000

It happens all the freakin’ time EG. This year alone — LSU has won 2 games where they were outgained by over 100 yds (Wash and Miss. State.) Auburn won the WVU game despite being outgained by over 100 yds. UK beat Louisville despite being outgained. Vandy lost to Army despite outgaining them. Miss. State lost to Ga Tech desite outgaining them. And don’t ever forget that mighty performance that UA had against Tulane last year where Bama was held to less than 200 yds of offense and was outgained by over 140 yds. THAT’S WHY TURNOVERS ARE SO CRITICAL. It doesn’t do you any good if you march 90 yds down the field and fumble on the 2 yd line, but your stats might look better. Conversely, your stats might not show many offensive yds when you score 3 times after picking up a turnover inside your opponents 20 yds line, but it certainly shows up well in the only stat that matters — the final score.

That might have been the dumbest thing you’ve ever said on this site, EG. (and that is a very bold statement.)

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:12:18 +0000

Oh wow, no shit retard! I refer you back to the previous post, or didn’t you take time to read it! In SEC play Alabama 113-36, Florida 100-43. OOC record, if you think Florida scoring 50+ against Charleston Southern is better than Bama scoring 34 against the top 10 defense of VT, you are truly retarded. I don’t know why I’m even talking to you dumbass. When’s the last time you can name a team with less yards winning a game? Especially against Bama or Florida?
Quick dumbass!!! Don’t go searching the computer archives! You’re so damn smart, when dumbass, when!!!! Now!!! Com’on tell me!!! I rest my case!!! RTR!!!

By: julio

julio — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:36:47 +0000

Hey EG, there’s really only two “stats” that matter – scoring offense and scoring defense. You don’t win the game by putting up more total yards than the other team, or by passing more efficiently than the other team. You win the game by scoring more points….period.

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:43:37 +0000

Well I guess the bastards should be leading in scoring O and D after playing Charleston Southern and the like! The only three descent teams they played, Arkansas, LSU and Tennessee held them to 59 points and scored 36. While against our three Similar, but better SEC teams, Arkansas, Ole Miss and South Carolina we scored 75 and gave up 16. If you include VT, we scored 109 and gave up 40 but in 4 games, not three. If you want to add in Kentucky, then Florida is 100 – 43 and we are 113 – 36 in 4 SEC games. Plus we are now the #1 total defense and the #1 pass efficiency defense in the nation. So asshole, who’s leads the SEC?????? Dumbass!!! You really are a tard. You need to learn the correct way to use an Abbacus up there at that assbackward school! RTR!

By: julio

julio — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:21:08 +0000

Well of course you’d rather use Ark as a measuring stick EG, but there’s no better reason to use Ark instead of UK other than it spins Bama in a more favorable light.

EG, are really so freakin’ biased that you think Fla has no other talent than the 3 guys you mentioned just because you can’t personally remember their names Do you not know who Carlos Dunlap is?? (He was the MVP of the BCS Title game, not Tebow.) Ever heard of Ryan Stamper??? How about Major Wright or Ahmad Black?? Riley Cooper??? Here’s a newsflash for you–Fla is leading the SEC in both scoring offense AND scoring defense right now. (I know you’re shocked to hear that Bama’s not leading in scoring D.) You don’t pull that off without some serious talent all over the field. Bama’s loaded, no doubt. But you’re living in a crimson colored fantasy world if you think you’re “running away from them with talent.”

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:43:07 +0000

Ok Julia I’ll give you that one. But if we’re gonna compare Bama, Florida, Auburn scores, I think you know I’d rather use Arkansas. They truly define the voids between the 3 teams. I know Florida wlll disagree vehemotely, and I’ll admit I don’t know Floridas lineup like Bamas, but just compare the outstanding athletes on each team who have national impact. Florida has Tebow, Sykes and Brandon James. If you can think of any more, tell me. Bama has Cody, McLaine, Hightower, Arenas, Julio, Peek, Maze, McElroy, Ingram, Upchurch, Richardson and Tiffin. We’re running away from them with talent.

By: CrimsonBlood81

CrimsonBlood81 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:11:04 +0000

EG is right — it didn’t dawn on me until I read your post — with an Auburn win against LSWho in Death Valley (highly unlikely) — this will seal the deal in the SEC West for Alabama —

Can’t believe I’ll be a temporary Auburn fan this weekend. Go Tigers — or somn.

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By: julio

julio — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:29:13 +0000

EG, my comments about UK had a lot more to do with the weakness of the SEC East than the strength of UK. I do think they have a very strong chance of winning 5 of their next 6, and I’d be very surprised if they didn’t win at least 4 of the 6. If you disagree, tell me what games you think they’ll lose.

P.S. I don’t recall any AU fan ever saying before the UK game that AU would beat them worse than Bama. Nor was I comparing Bama’s performance against UK against Fla’s. But now that you did bring it up, Fla outgained UK by 300 yds. Bama outgained them by 50. Do I think that translates into Fla being better than Bama?? No. I think it simply means Fla had a better day against UK than Bama did (at least until Tebow got his skull bruised.)

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:50:01 +0000

Guys I think coach Lame Brain just might be serious. Have you seen the latest accolades he’s laying on us? He says he loves everything about this Bama team. He said he hopes one day his team will be just like them. And when asked about having to play 2 #1 teams, he said, “Well at least one poll got it right.” LOL! Ole Lame Brain really doesn’t like CUM does he! RTR!

By: E.G. White

E.G. White — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:34:57 +0000

Julia don’t act like such a tard. Take it like a man! You come on our board flamming like gasoline on paper, but can’t take it when it comes back on you. Everybody knows Florida jumped up on Kentucky because of early TO’s and UK played em even in the second half even before Tebow got hurt. Tebow shouldn’t have even been in there in the 3rd quarter with 34 points on the board! In our game the TO’s didn’t start until late in the 2nd quarter. Anyway it’s not important ours or Florida’s score. What’s funny is you. First the Barn was going to show us up and whip UK worse than us, and now you’re trying to build the Cats into an East contender! How funny! Barnies, Barnies, Barnies. When will you ever learn? RTR!

By: BamaBino

BamaBino — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:19:33 +0000

I’ll actually be pulling for the Barners this week.But it’s no big deal,just one of those lesser of two doofus’s choices.I “dislike” Les Mileage more than anyone.