YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE BULL, NOW YOU WILL GET THE HORNS

JAWJA= NO TURDISHUN

AWBURN= NO TURDISHUN

BAMA= THE EPITOME OF TURDISHUN

BEAR= WERNT NUTTIN BUT A WINNER

TUBBS= NO CLASS FINGER RAISER

T-TOWN=EPICENTER OF CULTURE

AWBURN= EPICENTER OF COW HOCKEY

YALL ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE JEALOUS OF BAMMA SO JUST ACCEPT IT AND SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES AND GO BEAT YOUR WIFE/SISTER/COUSIN…

Great post! Aren’t you glad that Georgia Tech, Florida and Auburn, as huge rivals of Georgia at least have a bit of class? I, as a life long Auburn supporter am proud to say I appreciate Georgia and feel they will be in the Conference Championship game this season and most likely against Auburn. I’m certain it won’t be Alabama, they’ll be lucky to break even again this year.

It’s great to be an Auburn Tiger! Go Georgia, go Florida, Go Vols, Go Vandy, Go Rebels, Go Cocks (of South Carolina not Shane and Crimson Crackpipe), Go Mississippi State, Go Hogs, Go Kentucky, Go LSU and finally…Bama sux!

RRROOOOLLL TTTTIDDDDDDDEE RRRROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Regarding the 12 rings I only have one response. So what? Which one of those rings will score Alabama a touchdown in Athens this year when my beloved Bulldogs make it 4 in a row over the most loved 2nd best football program in the state of Alabama? How many TD passes will Ken Stabler throw in Baton Rouge? Which one of those 73,000 people who showed up for a free scrimmage on a Saturday this spring will make a tackle against Mississippi state?

Regarding Saban’s recruits. Which one of those recruits will be under center this fall? Which one of those recruits is in the 2-deep at running back? Which one of those recruits gave Shane and all the delusional Alabama fans (delusional is really redundant here I should abandon using that adjective in this context) hope and inspiration during the spring scrimmage?

Claming that a group of freshmen who have not played a single down of college football will win games is a pretty idotic claim.

Also, there have been other programs on probation with less alleged “tradition” that somehow found a way to have a string of decent seasons. Last time I checked, Kentucky was below Alabama on the college football food chain yet they were 8-5 (16-10 total) the last 2 years where Alabama was 13-13. Kentucky was hammered in probation (remember Tony Franklin?) yet somehow they found a way to win. The probation is over and has been so get over it. Stop using it as an excuse for having a 2nd rate football program.

Finally, I’d like to address these next sentences to Crackpipe. For the sake of well meaning people from the great state of Georgia (by way of UK) like myself, please go to the Urban Dictionary and add an entry for Turdishun so we can attempt to try to understand your version of English.

Go Dawgs!
M-U-F-C: There is only one United!

As I was saying the evil NCAA tried to keep mighty Bamma down. But now the sun is bout to rise on a new chapter of KICKASS !!!!!!!!!!! NCAA cant keep Bamma down. Yall barners are skeered cause yall know whats a comin. Playtime is officially over boys. Its time for the clouds to part and ol bahr to beem down uponst the gridiron at Tuscaloosa and the reast of the SEC DAMMITT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just ramember , Sabans cruiits are gonna rip you a new one this year.

FEAR THE NICKTATER OR BECOME ASSIMALATED.

I hope that yall enjoyed the ride WHILE WE WERE AT OUR LOWEST POINT IN HISTORY. The NCAA

ROLLLLLLLLLLL
TIIIIIIIIIIDE
ROLLLLLLLLLLL

BY THE WAY THE STATE TROOPER THAT PULLED OVER SNAKE WAS A DAMN AUBURN FAN.