T he latest public relations maneuver (his high-profile trip to the Middle East) by Auburn head coach Thomas Hawley Tuberville spotlights his classless style. The trip should have been about honoring our great soldiers across the world in the Middle East. Instead, Tuberville – as he is prone to do – seized the opportunity to pull a sales job on the public.

I’ve heard nothing from the media about Tommy’s perception of the experience, because his “seven finger flip-off” is the hottest topic on all the airwaves. Somebody will have to explain to me what that childish act really has to do with comforting our armed forces – but whatever floats his boat…

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Everybody and anybody who can grab a mike, camera, or a pen seem to be convinced that Tubby’s actions will aid his recruiting efforts. Tuberville was recruiting? Apparently Tommy’s campaign to promote and highlight his trip in order to spread recruiting propaganda using certain media outlets has been somewhat successful.

Face it – the man is desperate. Earlier this year Tuberville sends Jason Campbell and Brandon Cox (two former starting quarterbacks) to the top sports radio show in the South, with back-to-back interviews, while pitching the same message. Cox and Campbell were emphatic about their former coach’s ability to control his players and instill discipline. Each left the audience with the impression that coach Tub was “Bear” Bryant reincarnated as far as tough expectations are concerned. Ironically those appearances coincided with the recent arrest of an Alabama player. Who could blame them? There’s nothing like seizing an opportunity.

Finally, ole’ Hawley’s made the single-most radical move of his career. Tommy (or somebody) decided that “turn them in” Tony Franklin and his “Spread”, formerly the pride of the Troy Trojans, is going to enhance Auburn’s image enough to attract top offensive talent. It’s hard for those who’ve been familiar with Tuberville’s philosophy to believe he’s made such a strange hire. Even the most ardent believers in Tommy’s leadership capability have to be puzzled by this bizarre maneuver.

Lately, every move that coach Tubs makes seems to be designed to counter the dynamic recruiting machine that Nick Saban is running across the State. Tommy has definitely modified his style in an attempt to compete with the biggest challenge he’s faced since his arrival on the Plains.

Many Auburn fans claim Tubby isn’t worried and that everything is business as usual. They point to his recent record and the fact that Tommy just reloads athletes on a whim. However, there have been far too many new techniques deployed by Auburn’s head man and his crew since the last signing day for any reasonable person to believe that it could possibly be true.

Yes, Tommy Tuberville is nervous. In the past he’s been called “The Gambler”, because he always knew when to hold them or when to fold them. This time around, the evidence indicates something far different – - – he’s already laying all his cards on the table. His latest “seven-finger-flip-off”- in front of a world audience – is yet another publicity stunt that serves as a clear sign that Turberville is willing to do anything to regain recruiting momentum in order to chase down the master.

58 Responses to “Tuberville is one desperate cowboy” Subscribe

  1. auburnrosco June 6, 2008 at 4:38 am #

    Shane-o,

    I love the stats you omitted about your beloved Saban/Saviour. 7 wins and 8 arrests in one season. Congratulations! The Capstone must be proud of the type of program Saban in running. At least revoking DJ Hall’s suspension early during the ULM game helped UAT pull one out.

    I love all those excuses, too. I think Auburn beat UAT handily in 1993 while Auburn was under NCAA sanctions. Must be the estrogen in the water.

  2. Ballplay indian June 6, 2008 at 5:53 am #

    cowshat fuhrer? thats funny I dont care who you are.

  3. DYESMONEYMAN June 6, 2008 at 7:53 am #

    We love the Barners that constantly lurk on the Alabama related sites. Not only are you showing your AUbsession with the University of Alabama, but you are also helping fund these sites as well.

    But please, do not stay too long. I’m sure there are others waiting in line for the public library computers.

  4. FinebaumJunkie June 6, 2008 at 10:12 am #

    BREAKING NEWS OFF THE AP WIRE…..Alabama head football coach Nick Saban recently had a teleconference with a middle school linebacker from GA and told him that it wasnt hurricane Katrina that tore up New Orleans,it was one of his recruiting classes from LSU that did the damage AIGHT.

  5. William Johnson June 6, 2008 at 4:18 pm #

    Love it. You people are crazy. Shane is an obvious moron. After Les Miles and the Mighty Bayou Bengals repeat last years double all will right in the world of college football for another year.

  6. Ballplay indian June 9, 2008 at 6:33 am #

    dyesmoneyman……Just respnding to Shane remarks About AUBURN. Dont mind one bit funding a bama site. I actually dont hate The University of Alabama. But your football fanbase is comical.

    Juat a question for you all .

    Who will win the 08 Iron bowl?

    Put down the Crimson crack pipe and seriously think about it before you answer.

    This should be entertaining.

  7. tut blalock August 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm #

    the seventh finger possibility just pisses you off, admit it!

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