Next thing you know he’ll be wearing a script A straw hat on the practice field.

End of discussion.

Finally, I love how you make excuses for last year’s IB loss, and then try to cover your tracks by saying that you’re using AU’s analaysis by doing so. As you have for 7 of the past 8 years, and will do again this year, all the Bama fans can do is make excuses, pat them selves on the back for only getting spanked by single digits, and come up with whimsical little names for Auburn. Keep it up, redneck. It’s been almost 2700 days and counting since Bama has won an Iron Bowl. I guess you can get pretty good at making excuses in that amount of time. (BTW, I love your attempted MSU jab, all the while forgetting that Bama has a 2 game losing streak to them. What a genius. Oh well, I guese we should all be glad you didn’t drop an “F” bomb in your last post. I suppose that’s progress.)

I find it ironic how he “shot for the stars” during the years our program was in shambles. Yet, during the first official recruiting season, without the NCAA burden on our backs, he’s all about character and proper evaluation

That’s just a childish excuse. Though I can’t recall this for certain, but I’m sure before the beginning of our probationary period, character and proper evaluation was all that mattered then (which is why his rear end was on the hot seat). Luckily for him, we extended his contract and popularity in the eyes of the dysfunctional Barnie family.

Don’t forget L-M is taking a trip down to the Alabama Polytechnic Institute Jordan-Hare Pasture this year. After the endless talk about the Alabama loss to L-M coming directly from Opelika, Alabama, I won’t even laugh when they play API down to the wire, and possibly upset them.

After all, using their analysis against them, a roughing the passer call (which clearly was bogus) on an incomplete pass on 4th down (ironic?) gave them new life and sealed the deal for another hairline win. And this WAS against the same team L-M pretty much had defeated from the get-go.

FEAR THE WARHAWKS! Oh, and MSU will be looking to extend that winning streak to two games, so be on the lookout for the mighty cowbells also!!!

Barnie logic: Whenever Alabama one ups them in anything as far as head-to-head competition goes, it’s because we cheated. After we drill their air-headed bodies into the ground this year, it’ll be because the refs were on our side; or a fan used a laser pointer to distract Kodi Burns on each down; or Nick Saban spied on Auburn during their Iron Bowl preparation; or (the classic Tuberville excuse from 2001) we didn’t inform the opposition on who the starting qb would be prior to the game.

That’s a typical symptom of a severe inferiority complex case.

And Julio, the name says it all,JULIO (as in Jones?) 5 stars and one of the top picks last year. If you are so proud of the recruiting that ol’ CTT does, why not change your name to T’Sharvin?
Every time you bring up the streak you reaffirm that Bama is your measuing stick for success.
Maybe… just maybe….instead of pointing and making references to LaMo, shouldnt you be wondering why mighty Auburn couldnt do any better than LaMo did against Bama….? Oh yeah…. I forgot, that would be too much like being right.

As to your comment about stars being assigned to recruits before they commit, you’ve done nothing but prove my point about needing to do a little research before opening your pie hole. These recruiting analysts are constantly on the phones with these recruits, and their parents, and their cousins, hs coaches, whoever they can to get an indication from of where they are leaning. For God sakes, the services even list the degrees of interest that the recruits have in particular schools before they commit. You think Scout and Rivals don’t boost a recruit’s star rating that’s leaning towards Bama rather than Ole Miss? Finally, it’s not uncommon for a 2 star that commits very early in the procees to find himself promoted to a 3 or 4 star by the time signing day rolls around if he signs with a school like Bama or Florida that has fans that spend their lunch money on subscriptions to Scout and Rivals. I bet Cap would even begrudgingly admit that I am correct on this.

BTW, nice use of the “F” word in your last post. Go back to your trailer, redneck. I hope Cap will clean that trash up.

I would guess your thoughts are that Bama’s recruiting is ALL LEGIT because Bama is Bama. Right? Figures.

Everything I said is exactly what occurred in Memphis. I am saying the same is going on in Mobile and Gadsden (JH)too.

If the MEDIA was not so concerned with suxing the pricks of the delusional Bama crazies like yourself, then these stories would be reported on.

To think Shane or ALLEN of this Crapstone website are legitimate members of the media, then I think you bumped your head.

By the way, that lazy, impotent CTT just put seven fingers in your candyass face. There is nothing (even BAMA cheating) that is going to stop SEVEN! That will be 8 out of 10. I don’t think any of those 2 loses kept Auburn from winning the WEST.

I have to ask this on behalf of the rest of us.

WHAT THE FRACK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? HAVE YOU BUMPED YOUR HEAD?
I (like most people) dont even bother to look at your posts anymore because you just make wild accusations that you know damn good and well arent true. You are life’s proverbial neighbor who has been kidnapped by aliens. Arent you?
I am sure you think that your Bammerneck conspiracy theories are insightful and revealing, but actually they are Grand Mall shitheadedness on your part. You are the prime example of Aubbos who reinvent the truth. Instead of concerning yourself with what Nick Saban, you might need to start concerning yourself with your lazy impotent Coach who has to make excuses for everything he does.

Here is your concern. If CTT was so damn GREAT like Phil and the other Auburn beat writers claim, why cant he do any better than 2nd place in the SEC west almost every year? It not like he hasnt had 10 friggin years to get it right is it?

http://www.sundaymorningqb.com/2008/4/28/13464/0601

I think the thing that everyone forgets is how high the failure rate actually is in college. Most HS football players will never be able to perform at the college level anywhere near the level they performed at in high school. The problem is no one remembers the 3-star kid who failed to ever become a start; instead we all remember that 5-star player who never amounted to anything. The truth however is that if you continue to recruit at a high level over time you will usually see a correlation into more wins, much like Auburn has seen.

By the way whoever said Tuberville never has spoken about recruiting rankings is being disingenuous. Tuberville, just like every other coach including Saban has used them as evidence that they are doing the right things. I even remember Spurrier talk about recruiting rankings two years ago when USC had a really good year recruiting. The fact is coaches, like most people will place facts in the best light.

Julio, I am about to demonstrate the difference between what CTT says and what he actually does.
Here is the list of prospects Auburn was recruiting last year.

http://recruiting.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=4&yr=2008

I guess CTT does look at those stars after all eh?
Julio, for lack of a better way to put it, everybody else in the real world outside of Aubboville knows that CTT basically shit his pants last year. He looked absurd on signing day. And then he trotted out the Auburn press to cover up for him. It is no secret, and everyone knows it. Stop being a patsy. There is a whole world out here and it is time you joined “our” reality instead of the one that Phillip Marshall has fed you to keep you complacent.

I would not bet against a few other things that are going on too!

1. Coaches and HS Principals are receiving REC cash for pushing players and maybe doctoring transcripts.

2. Players are driving Automobiles that are registered to others to hide extra benefits.

3. Parents are getting the “NO Work, High Pay” jobs from REC bosses.

In my book, Character Players win over players who knowingly take extra benefits. These players know who they are.

So you BammerNecks enjoy the success off the field while the NCAA lets these violations pile up enough to bury the Tide for good.

Oh what a day that will be.

Yes there are pictures. FineScum, Dick Karly and Shane were in Karley’s hot tub with Satan and the cameras rolling. FineScum stayed underwater the longest which is why Satan lets FineScum keep on loving him. (With weekly hot tub visits of course).

Clemson is waiting.